MK25:w00tness, finally have an idea for this.
Grady:didn't you say that you had an idea for this in tLoD?
MK25:I thought I did, but then I lost it.
Grady:so, this is Digi-cranked, in case you haven't figured it out.
MK25:now, I sooooooooooooo-oooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo damn sorry it took me about 2 weeks to get and idea and write it down.
Grady:whatever, on with the fic!
MK25:That's my line!

Chapter 3:'Introducing...'(I ain't gonna spoil it)

Zoe was zipping trough the white pages. She stopped at a random number and dialed it. The other left the room, and after about 2.5 rings, a teenage boy answered."Yo!" He said, probably expecting a friend.
"Hello young sir, are you tired of your toaster?" Zoe asked the boy, laughes being heard through the wall.
Luckily for Zoe, the boy had not heard it. He just had one eyebrow raised as if someone did something wierd or stupid(a/n: you know, Oo), but replied "Sure, it is an old toaster. Who the hell is this."
"That's not important currently. now, where was I? Ah yes! Burnt toast, uneven toast, it's just to much hassle, isn't it?"
"Sure, whatever."
"Well, you can say good bye to those old toasters and say hello to the new age of Toast! Introducing, the new, Intelli-Toast!"

We can see the others just bawling, literally. The others are on there sides, curled into little balls, and crying while laughing.
"I can't believe what she just said!" Takuya managed to get himself together enough to say it. It wasn't as easy for the others.

"Alright, who the fuck is this! I ain't paying 8 dead presidents a minute to get prank calls!"

"8 what?"
"I ain't paying 8 bucks a minute to listen to this shit!"
"But, young sir, at least hear out my cause!"
"Fine!" the boy shouted into the phone, then proceeded to mutter "I need a good laugh anyway."
"Now, our team of scientist have been researching and can now harness the 'Internet' to cook your toast!"
"Skip the brands and just tell me more about this crap." 'This bitch is gonna die when I find her.'

"Also, all our Intelli-Toast systems comes with a toast cam with XML to put you in complete control of the toasting procedure! Now you can toast anywhere you want! And, If you order now, you'll get into our prefered members club!"
"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna hang up, and get an apple. If you call me again, I will Star 69 your ass and call the cops!"
"But wait--"

The teen hung up on Zoe and the other warriors came in and they all had a good laugh about it. But know for the decision. Would J.P. go next or Takuya?
"How should we settle this, J.P.?" Takuya said, acting as if he was waiting for the right moment.
J.P. didn't get a clue off of Takuya and rambled on about possible choice until Takuya said "My turn. You're so easy, J.P."
J.P. looked defeated. He would have to wait.

MK25:Or does he? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Grady:You need to lay off the soda!
MK25:So I have...2, 3, 5...7 cans in my room! I don't have a problem!
Grady:Whatever! Anyways, Soda boy(MK:BITCH!) over here would like to say sorry that it took so long to update, that it was too short, and/or wasn't as funny as the first two chapters.
MK25:Now can I go back to my soda cluttered, game playing, Fanfiction writing life?
Grady:Random moment?
MK25:Random moment.
Grady:A 12-year old that's sugar-high? I can't believe it.