Co-written by Blooper Queen
Disclaimer: You just don't get it do you?
Author: Ex-auror-
Moody: I'm still an auror, get your facts right!
Author: Alright, for the sake of the rating, keep your pants on!
Moody: reaching up on top of a cabinet, feels parchment What the hell could this be?
25 Things Not to Do When Asked to Join the Order of the Pheonix
25. Say that you already joined the Death Eaters though
24. But Phoenixes are such dumb animals, now a snake that's so much cooler. Too bad it was taken before you formed. blow raspberry
23. Ask Why would I order a pheonix?
22. Yes, I'd like the deep fried Phoenix, with a side order of chili.
21. Where did you come up with such a lousy name?
20. But I break out in rashes whenever I save people!
19. Ask if you have to get a tattoo if you sign.
18. Say a random word like WEWE!
17. Ask Dumbledore why his plots are never as good as Moldy Voldie's.
16. Laugh loudly, then say, "Oh, you're serious?"
15. After that go into the Sirius/Serious thing, you know the one with Sirius is never serious that thing, you know!
14. Ask if that means you can move the HQ, because no way are you setting foot in that shack they call a house.
13. Ask if you HAVE to die defending the stupid Mudbloods
12. Ask if you can trade sides once the Order starts to lose.
11. Sigh, and say "Death Eaters get cool uniforms, what do you have?"
10. Ask if you HAVE to share a room with a convict or a werewolf.
9. Going raving lunatic on them and go "NEVER NEVER!"
8. Look at Dumbledore like he's stupid, and say, "WEWE!"
7. Ask if they validate parking
6. Say, "OK", then proceed to teach the Macarena
5. Fall asleep on them
4. Tell them the Death Eaters will pay you better
3. Ask if they have cable.
2. Say "But the Dark have donuts!"
Look up with an innocent look on your face, scream "WEWE" in their face. Proceed to join the Death Eaters.
Moody: shaking with laughter
Dumbledore: Alastor! What is so funny?
Moody: hands Dumbledore list
NOW! R&R!