Dannys-Ghostly-Girl, a Mary Sue is one of these perfect people that are randomly inserted into a story, who ends up doing something that changes the story somehow, and they make you sick by looking at them, they're so perfect, and everyone in the story loves them. I hope that clears things up! . Oh, and this is kinda what you wanted, except it's when Siri asks you to marry him. Hope that's alright!

Henrietta Black- It's on my list of things to do. Oh, thank you so much for reviewing. WHEEEEEE! hugs you

Retarded monkey- Glad you liked it, if you want something in particular, I will try it.

Blooper Queen-Eh, careful with that dart board there dodges her horrible aim NOT THE AUTHOR! ONLY MARY SUES THERE!

BabyXtreame-I am so glad you find this funny, and I'm open to any suggestions.

AHHHHHHHHHHH! huggles reviewers until they turn blue. I love you guys so much. Keep suggestions coming. AHHHHHHHHH! huggles reviewers again You guys are the best. On my to-do list (That can be added to, mind you): When Draco asks you to marry him, When Death Eaters ask you to join their ranks, Not to Do

When Harry Potter Is Trying To Save You, And something with Dolores Umbridge (any suggestions as to what, tell me.) And, yes, you will find out who this mysterious author is…in chapter 25.

Sirius was sitting about the house moping, as usual. He was bored, again. Everyone was out doing important stuff, and here he was, stuck in this miserable dump.

The mysterious author (a.k.a. you-don't-know-who-yet)Decided he needed some comic relief in his life, and so sent him an owl saying if he would like one of the infamous lists going around, and that they'd be happy to write one up for him.

Sirius was quite content with a break from the monotony, and so wrote back saying, Sure, he wanted to know what the fuss was all about anyway…

A few moments later, the owl arrived with the list attached to his leg. Sirius opened the letter, wanting to know what it said.

25 things not to do when Sirius Black asks you to marry him

#25. Ask why would I marry a felon? I mean, who wants to be hunted by the law, and unless he knows a priest, gonna be hard to get married...

24. Ask why him, when you can marry a complete and total hottie of a werewolf instead

23. Ask if he plans on getting rid of the house elf first, and if you can cut off its head personally...

22. Tell him what's the point? There'd be no honeymoon.

21. Answer I...I...I...I...I, yes...no...Yes...no...Yes...no...

20. Tell him you'd like to, but, man, you hate that crummy house

19. Give him a plushy of a Mary Sue, and say, marry her instead. It'll work out better. You can kill her, and no one will hunt you down for it...

18. Ask if he picked you out of a hat?

17. Say you're more of a cat person...

16. tell him you'll marry him, as soon as he learns to act his age

15. Ask him why? Why, why, WHY!

14. Recite to him the kings and queens of England since William the Conqueror

13. Say, I don't mind you killed Peter. Its that you missed that bothers me!

12. Tell him you will, as long as he stops focusing on his godson

11. Tell him how much you despise his godson, and how he should let someone else save the world every now and then, and Sirius should talk to him about it.

10. Look at him like he's grown an extra head, then run off, screaming, and dive through the nearest window

9. Shout Oui! Oui! WEWE! collapse laughing

8. Turn him into a frog

7. whisper I got a surprise for you outside lead him out side to rabid fan girls hand him over to said rabid fan girls, then dust your hands off

6. Tell him you saw the Grim and you're going to die soon., so you shouldn't get married When he says it was him, laugh loudly at him.

5. Ask him if he'll murder you in the street too if you say no.

4. Start reciting lines from your favorite movie...

3. say you would love to, but you're allergic to dogs

2. Gasp for breath and ask what he's been rolling in.

And the number one thing? Say: "So you've finally given up on Gen huh? Kinda hurts I'm only second choice." Then stick your tongue out at him.

Siri stared at the paper, then started to chuckle. "No wonder some of them got so mad about this."

And the mysterious author would also like to add that come summer, I will be a CIT at camp, then, go to Europe for three weeks, then I'll got back to being a CIT, then I go to Cape Cod, then come freshman year, I made it to all advanced classes, so I can only update so much after the end of the school year, so I will need a lot of encouragement to keep updating hinthint So R&R please, and let me know what you would think about a Lord of the Rings sequel, should I ever finish this, and any lists you would like. Thank you very much.