MK25:Damnit! You are soooooo-oooooooooooo-oooooooooooooo lucky you don't get in school till the 30th, BlackLily13!Grady:BlackLily still has a good amount of summer. It sucks!
MK25:UGH! Talkin' 'bout it only makes it worse. This is Digi-Cranked, and it's Takuya's turn for all you Taky fans.
Grady:What's coming up?
MK25:I don't know. I'll probably make it up as I go.
Grady:Is it the prank call about spiders and the pol-lice, or the the dude that wont shut up and the pol-lice?
MK25:You ain't a gangsta, so don't talk like one
Grady:whatever, ON WITH IT!
MK25:LIGHTS, KEYBOARD, ACTION!
Grady:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo...kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Chapter four: "Do you want a kid, but not sure whether to take the leap or not?" (a/n:Grady:That teacher's nuts! And your using one of his cracks? MK25:You'll be laughing after this.)

Seeing inspiration in Zoe's call, He found a number with two people that sounded like a man and woman's name in the first name but the same last name. 'I'll luck out if this is a couple and not brother and sister.' Takuya thought as he dialed. He heard a young woman that sounded like she was about 19 or so answered with "Hello?"
Takuya, trying his best to disguise his voice, replied with "Hello. Are you in a engagement or recently married?"
"Yes, but why do you want to know?"
Takuya thought 'Thank you, god!' as he began to say "Okay then, one last question. Are you thinking or having a kid but not sure whether to take that leap or not?"
"No, but, now you're making me think about having a kid for the first time."
"Well then, there is a new program for people like you."
"Yeah..."
"It's called rent-a-kid."

By now this girl was laughing her ass of as she tried to call for her love(a/n:or husband/to-be husband. whichever you prefer).After about 3 dozen or so footsteps(don't ask how they where loud enough.), A man with an alto voice came on the other line. "I see you managed to give my lovely fiancee a chuckle or five. Can I help you?"
"Yes, I asked your girlfriend a couple of questions, should I repeat them to you or get to the point?"
"Just get to it."
"Well, with our program, Rent-a-kid, we allow people to rent kids to see if there ready for children or not. Shall I explain the system?"
"Go ahead! If it made my wife laugh, I gotta hear it."
"Okay then. We start the program with a three-month-old baby for three months. After that period of time, we will record your thought of the now six-month-old and we switch from the baby too a 14-year-old for the same amount of time. After that period of time, we record your thoughts on the teenager and see whether your ready for the commitment of children."
The male was nearly cackling at this point in time. "Oh, my god... this is so stupid." he said, slurring like he had tipped back one too many shots of the good old spirits(a/n: whiskey, rum, vodka, the list goes on. Then again, there's just the good old-fashioned beer).
"Have you been drinking while I was explaining?"
"No, this is just too damn funny. Where are those fucking..." He said, sounds of pills being knocked down from a medicene cabinet.
"Now, sir, just calm down and I can tell the rates."

The woman snatched the phone out of his hand and took over from here. but not before screaming "You need to go see someone about your tequila problem." She then turned the phone and said "I'm so sorry, he gets hysterical after five or six margaritas."
Not completely understanding, he just said "It's fine, it's fine. But do I need to repeat the explaination?""No, not at all! I managed to overhear it."
'Jeez! What, do these people read minds or something?' "Shall I explain the rates?"
"Yes, you shall." 'I'm gonna star69 his punk ass when this is over.'
"Now, the rates for our company is for the first three months, it's only $7.50. The last three months, though, are $10"
"A month or total?"
"Total, and we don't expect payment until you return the child."
"Okay, then. Is there anything else?"
"Nothing else that my boss told me to say... Wait, the address can be found on our website, I'll go-Ahh!" She noticed her Fiancee passed out on the ground. "I'll go on." she whispered.
They both then hung up and Takuya hit #58, wanting to avoid a lawsuit with his family involved.

As the others walked in and closed the door, Koichi said inbetween chuckles "I still can't believe the name you thought of is Rent-a-kid."
"What! It's made her them both laugh!"
"What if she tries to sue you?" Tommy inquiried the host
"I #58'ed her, so unless she know the star#47 trick, she ain't comin' through."
J.P. then snacthed the phone and proceeded to near-scream "YAY! My turn!"

MK25:For a second, I thought I forgot Koichi. But I remembered the MJ call.
Grady:This dude got his call from a joke in his algebra class.
MK25:Mr. Navetta may be nuts, but he could be a good comedian.
Grady:Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiight. (Gets whacked by MK) What'd I do?
MK25:I hate that, and you know it.
Grady:Just listen to the forest temple, and let your problems soothe away.
MK25:I hate the damn forest temple. Fucking Wallmasters!
Grady:Then...(changes to fountain of dreams song from SSBM), listen to the Fountain and let your problems soothe away.
MK25:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Grady:Yeah, ummmm. Well be back sometime soon. Now, excuse me while I try to get him away(Shakes MK, who is staring at the screen in awe).