I don't own the Teen Titans and I loathe the Fourth of July. Being a minor, I have no say in whether or not I go to Boredom Park (yeah, I created that name. Don't know the real one) where we spend the next five or so hours in the blazing hot sun. By "we" I mean my mom, my evil sister, my aunt, and two cousins who are nearly half my age. No one to talk to. The fireworks are lame, even the finale. At least this year I have a good Sherlock Holmes book.

If I owned the Teen Titans, Friday's episode ("The End") would've been followed by whatever next weeks episode is. I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT SUNDAY (I'll be gone Saturday and therefor have to tape it.)

REVIEW REPLIES-

Travis Hicks: She wouldn't actually kill him. Far from it. Maybe. I'll consider it. Sure thing.

Professor Curly: Semi-mad genius... Honestly, I'd just go with the mad genius part.Your welcome, I would've died of frustration witouthout your ideas. I'm sure I'll be fine for a long time. And I'd be happy to recieve more.

animegoddess12345: I hate it when both of those happen (especially the latter)

Angst equinox:Interesting idea... I'd probably have to erase my original ending for that, but who cares! (I know I don't).

Babysitting Troubles

Ch6: I Told You I Had Connections

The hedge maze. It's always the hedge maze. The second you even consider building one (or more) of those infernal things you are asking- no, you are BEGGING- for trouble. No way around it. That's where he was. Devin just had to run into that.

'And people dislike me for being half-demon,' thought Raven as she entered the hedge maze of doom. She walked through it for a couple minutes before she got completely lost and realized the obvious. "Why do I not just fly? Wait, why am I talking to myself?" Raven jumped up and down a few times, vainly attempting to fly. "Fly. Fly. Why can't-That brat must have made me too frustrated. When I find him... I'm still talking to myself."

Raven spent a while trying to get out of the cursed maze. Although it was very tempting, she did not destroy it with her telekinetic powers. You could hear about Raven's adventure through the maze, or you could hear about Devin's newest torment method. (A.N. I'll tell you about Devin's newest torment method since that's much more interesting.)

"I still can't believe that scuzz-brain fell for it!" said Gizmo as he and Devin watched from Devin's living room couch as Raven struggled through the despicable maze.

"Eh, she isn't that smart. I doubt Raven even knows that it was a hologram that ran into the maze," Devin responded. He and Gizmo had been friends a while and while he was pretending to take a bath, he had actually invited over his criminal friend. "What should we do when she comes in?" Devin asked.

"Leave that to me. Here's what we'll do: when she comes in you'll-"

"FINALY!" Raven exclaimed as she exited the detestable maze (a tree exploded and she forced herself to calm down).

She walked up the steps to the front door of the house. "AHHH!" Raven screamed as she marched upon the second step and it disappeared from under her and she fell about fifty feet until she hit the dirt floor below. "Ow. What type of people make a cellar this big?" Raven asked. She didn't expect an answer.

Suddenly, around a hundred humanoid robots surrounded her. The communicator beeped, and Raven answered it hoping it was Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, or even Beast Boy. Of course, it was none other than Gizmo- and Devin in the background.

"And you call yourself a Titan," Gizmo stated, "Do you scuzz-balls even know who the Titans were?"

"Yes," Raven replied.

"See! I told you I had connections!" Devin interrupted to tell Raven.

"No, you didn't," Raven told him.

"Oh," Devin's smile faltered a second- no more, maybe less. "Well I do! My best friend is Gizmo: the most powerfullest villain EVER!"

"First of all, Slade is probably the most powerfullest- I mean most powerful villain ever. Second: Gizmo is only even a minor threat when he's teamed up with someone like Jinx." Gizmo was not happy to hear this.

"Well, you're only a threat when you're with the other so-called 'Titans'!" Gizmo countered.

"So, why again did we decide to do this?" Devin asked Gizmo.

"Because: I need to test my Giz-bots, and you need a break from your babysitter," Gizmo answered. "Were you able to steal that pinhead's credit card when you jumped on her?"

"Yep."

"Then let's get pizza!"

"WHAT!" Raven screamed at them. Behind the two kids a vase erupted, and they ducked for cover.

"You break it you buy it!" Devin taunted.

"Before I leave you to your doom," Gizmo said to Raven. "You should know I've jammed your worthless communicator's signal. Have fun with your new playmates!"

"BYE-BYE!" Devin and Gizmo shouted at once before turning signing off (or however I'm supposed to say it).

Of course, Raven still attempted to contact the other Titans. She was unable to reach any of them.

"I wonder if friend Raven is requiring any of the 'assistance'." (Starfire)

"If Raven needed help she'd call." (Robin)

"I suppose you are correct." (Starfire)

I was going to add more but time's up for my computer time. If I don't get five reviews I won't update. No offense, but if five people don't review, then I can only assume five people don't like it. And if not even five people like it then I'm wasting my time with this fic. Please R&R!