Chapter one
Disclaimer: I don't own Samurai Champloo. Dammit!
"Bitch, wat you talking about! Noodles don't cost that much!"screamed Mugen at the shopkeeper.
"Sorry sir, the girl over there ate three extra bowls so we have to charge you that much" said the shopkeeper while pointing at Fuu.
"Yeah blame the woman."She murmured to herself.
Jin quickly got up before everything get out of hand. "I thought there was sale, remember buy one get the rest free." He said in his low, cold voice.
"Where d-d-did you h-hear that?" said the shopkeeper that look now terrified.
"Dum-ass, the sign is right next to you dammit!" said Mugen getting impatient with the shopkeeper.
"All yeah, well that deal happened…a week ago, yeah a week that's It." said the shopkeeper thinking before he talks.
"Yeah nice trick." Said Fuu before Mugen busts a vain.
"WAT?" said Fin And Mugen said when the shopkeeper thinking about things to say, but Fuu got his attention.
"Yeah, first put a ad up that isn't true, and it will attract more costumers. I should know because I was in the restraunt business before I met you guys." Said Fuu in a very smart tone.
"Wat? You telling that I got con by a gay midget that sells at a little restraunt that have no better food that the rats eats?" Mugen said and then to turn around to kill the little freak, but then find out that the leprechaun was gone. "wait, where is that motherfucking midget of a shopkeeper."
They looked around and "There!" Fin pointed out the little man that was running to ends of town. "Lets get him!" screamed out Mugen and running after the future dead man
Will they ever catch the midget? See in the next chapter of Flare.
Sorry its short but the next will be great! Oh yeah give a little R&R!