Disclaimer: Ucliptis doesn't own any characters or anything in this godforsaken fic
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Ucliptis: hey everyone! This is my first ever fic, oh and the line above is not a cuss word, it's my disclaimer line. if you look closly it says disclaimer. Anyway, this is my second account. My first was shared with my bro, Cloudic. Yes, that's right, I'm Siku the Awesome. So anyway, enjoy the show!
(Somewhere in the desert)
Leon: Hey everybody, this is your host, Leon Lionheart! Welcome to the Triple S, the one, the only $tupid $tund $how!
(Cheers)
Leon: anyway this show is about the contestants doing completely stupid things!
Sora: wonderful (sarcastically)
Riku: great (sarcastically)
Leon: but the reward is AWESOME (peers over at Kairi who is wearing sash reading: PRIZE)
Sora + Riku: (gaping)
Leon: the stunt today will be… Watching Barney while Bullfighting while having flesh eating zombies wonder around a crocodile infested swamp where you will be staying.
Sora: (shaking) uh oh
Riku: ...
Leon: time for a commercial break, but we'll be back in a sec! Stay tuned!
Voice: do you feel you've never accomplished anything in life, well, we can help! Give us here at Triple S studios need help coming up with stunts to do! Please help by reviewing the fic not only with complements, but with ideas and you will be thanked if your idea is good. Thank you for your time!
Leon: Welcome back, we're just getting the swap and electric fences ready. Ok, they're ready, in you go! (Shoves Riku and Sora in) Whoever begs for mercy first loses!
Announcer: Sora and Riku have nothing to eat and start hunting mice and eating them alive! Pretty gross huh? They're also constantly getting attacked by flesh eating zombies who can never die. It's getting harsh for the two heroes'. Will they live? Will one of them give in? Will the rabbit ever get his Trix? How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Sora: (Looks at Riku (Head is a big piece of chicken))
Riku: (Looks at Sora (Head is a big juicy steak))
Announcer: Oh my! Riku seems to be biting Sora's arm! Oh wait! Now Sora is gnawing on Riku's leg!
Riku and Sora: I GIVE UP
Leon: …. This is awkward… ummmm… how bout I get Kairi and you to go away?
Riku: Sora… lets get him
Sora: Right
Announcer: Ouch must suck to be Leon, ooh, whoa, ah, not the keyblade! Ouch, ooh, wow.
Ucliptis: did you guys like it? I'm a bit rusty, I haven't made a fic in a long time. Remember to review!