Okay, I don't know how many of you like the rap used for the opening song of the dubbed One Piece, but I'm sure that all of you, as well as me, hate how 4Kids edited it.
So, here is a parody of the dub rap:
Once Peace: A Dub Rap Parody
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, and I got the idea for this song-parody from a forum-friend, username CP9. Enjoy! (And another note, although I can make a proper dub bash when I want to, this one isn't really explanatory, but it's darn funny!)
3..2..1..
WHOA!
What-a-joke WHAT-a-jooooke!
Damn you!
So give it up, 4Shame!
Damn you!
So give it up, 4Crud!
Damn you!
So give it up, Poorkids!
Damn you!
So give-it give-it-up give-it-up give-it-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So here's how the horror goes, 4Shame --
Takes over this cool anime, One Piece --
They sliced it, they diced it, cut out all the good stuff,
And made it T-V-Y-7, they made it T-V-Y-7.
What-a-joke -- what-a-joke what-a-jooooO-ooooke
His name is ZORO!
That's Roronoa Zoro --
They changed it to ZOLO - COLA!
He cut that guy's shirt!
But why aren't they bleeding?
HAR-HAR-HAR --
They cut out all bloody parts.
What-a-joke WHAT-a-jooooke!
His name's Al Klan,
He's like, a terrorist --
An R-A-C-ist, there's nothing foreign --
Together the crew of the dummy-dubbers
Will make trash for the money,
TRASH FOR MONEY --
What-a-joke! What-a-joke what-a-jooooO-ooooke
Set bins for ONCE PEACE!
It's the NAME OF THE GARBAGE --
From stupid FOOOURSHAAAAME --
What-a-joke! What-a-joke
SET BINS FOR ONCE PEACE!
(Then in the background, a voice will say, "Bins, as in 'garbage bins' ")
So what do you think? Good? Bad? Horrendous? ROFL? Please review. Flames are welcomed.