Authors' note:(yea two of us) The authors that are writing this story is Kakashigurl and Akia! This is a Naruto fanfic story (duh!) but there will be quotes from the last chapter you've(or haven't) read just to get you caught up with the story and all! Anyways uh…enjoy and uh…whatever…oh uh I mean the story, enjoy the story!
Kakashigurl20 and Akia!
Naruto Music going to be played: R.O.C.K.S
My Life as a Kunoichi
by: those authors you see up there!
Chapter 1: My Ordinary Life
"Grandpa," I moaned for the old hag, "Why do I have to do all of these chore in one day again?"
I swept the shrine with a straw broom and kept flaring out my nostrils just for doing this crap he giving me!
"Ahoy! What's wrong Ren my dear? I just want this place spotless, you know I'm a neat freak eh?" He rolled his eye and turned hot red, I hated that face.
'Yeah right,' I thought with a moan, 'Let's go and take a tour of your room eh?' Seriously, let's go check.
I brushed my hair with my hand away from my face, feeling the intense of the hot humid summer reflecting my skin and my shrine outfit. Why must it be so hot?
I put my broom down and set sailed to the house, well the shrine that is. Scanned every room looking for—ah! A clock! Check the clock! My eyes were wide in shock, 'Oh my God!'
(play R.O.C.K.S)
"Ah! I'm going to be late!" I rushed to my bedroom, peeling off my shrine kimono outfit and got out my outgoing clothes; a blue-violet sleeveless shirt with a turtle neck, a black skirt, and black sandal boots, some outfit for this type of weather huh?
I flew out of the shrine with my Nike sports bag purse, "Grandpa," I shouted out to him, "I'm going to meet Izumi down town okay?" His head peeped out in surprised and grinned at me,why that look again!
"Oh, that's fine Ren," he muttered suspiciously his mouth now hidden behind the door again, "I have plans as well!" That grandpa of mine is the most perverted disgusted wry man I will ever be around by, but still he has a kind heart…for women! I continued rushing down town to meet Izumi, the wildest craziest person who happens to be my best friend!
At the meeting place…
Well I'm at the bookstore, our so called 'meeting place' or 'secret place' she saids, I don't see why it's so secret I mean people run by here. I looked at my watch, knowing that I was way pass our time to meet here, and I thought I was the one to be late!
I tapped my toe waiting for something to happen, then suddenly I saw a tall girl with a high ponytail hairstyle, she looked familiar somehow—"Ren! Ren! Help!" Yep, I was right, Izumi. She had a policeman tagging along with her too but with a big distance between them, uh oh.
Izumi finally reached where I was and started dragging me by the arm. I snorted, "What the hell are you doing Izumi!" She gave me a confused face, feeling all panicked, "Well this little boy asked me to give him an apple from the shop that he already paid for, and now I'm committed for stealing," I gave her a deadpanned, "You idiot! The little boy tricked you! He was a street rat!" I retorted. This wasn't the first time she did anything so stupid! (End R.O.C.K.S)
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Flash Back
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Two months ago…
I was at working lying around an empty high chair by the bar counter, awaiting for anyone who would like to take an order or so. Izumi sat across from me, always waning to hang out wherever I go.
Then a sluggish man approached, middle-aged with bits of white hairs on the side just like what Mr.Fantastic had, although he's not fantastic. No offense.
"I'll have a Bloody Marry (an alcohol drink)please," he ordered. At least he was polite than the other customers I had around here.
"I challenge you!" Izumi declared to the bloody Marry guy. A spark has finally been made around here, anonymous people looked at her.
"Izumi, you don't even drink!" I retorted.
"Well I'll try it!"
"You're not even 21 yet!"
"But I will be in a few months."
"But still, it's illegal!"
"I pay double of its worth!" Its like talking to a kindergartener, you can't get her out of it.
"Your on girl," he finally cut into our conversation. I sighed.
"Oh well," I grumbled. I opened a small pantry door behind the counter and got out two glass mugs one for each and place it beside the two and got out a glass blood Marry.
"Whoever falls down first, wins and get s 100 dollars!"
"You mean lose whoever falls down?"
"Um…yea!" I sweat dropped. And they were off.
Well…Izumi lose, all because she has a big ego about winning against someone.
"Ow, my head…" She moaned in pain. The man already left, taking 100 dollars that was mine, well the bar's money. Ugh, I'm so am gonna get fired.
"REN!" Oh, guess I spoke too soon…
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Stop Flash Back
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She slowed down a bit seeing that she lost the policeman so she turned to a corner with lead us to an alley. She loosened her grip around my wrist and so I slipped out of it.
She turned to me scratching her head with a goofy face, "What's a street rat?" I deadpanned. I slapped my face feeling the stupidity around me. "What am I going to with you," I sighed. It's like talking to a kindergartener, teaching them not to steal and not to talk to strangers.
Izumi ignored me with a smiled and asked, "Hey, lets go to the bookstore! I'm sure they'll have more Naruto manga there," I raised an eyebrow, "the bookstore eh?" I muttered, "okay, lets go." She jumped up and down as a celebration, she is the most energetic girl I've ever met. I reply with a smile. Not only for her happiness, but for the books I enjoy at the bookstore, heh heh!
At the bookstore…
Well here we are at the book store, scanned the place around looking for the graphic novels, but Izumi found it first by running like lightning, she's really fast.
I walked there casually to the graphic novels while watching Izumi grabbing a volume of the Naruto manga.
I'm not surprised one bit of her, Naruto is her favorite manga and anime, Naruto just so happens to be the most popular manga here in Japan, I'd say it's okay and all, I do read it now and then. But I came to the graphic novel section for something that was more appealing, I arrived where Izumi, has her nose in a volume having giggles and burst out laughing.
I reached for my graphic novel, First Love, a good book for me it's about—well it's an adult book so it's really hard to explain, ahem. I turned pages in my book, I blushed as I read the pages, I noticed Izumi peeping near by since she was no longer laughing or giggle over her book.
"What do you want, Izumi?" I muttered out a question. She froze then went back to her book.
"Why do you read those kinds of books?" She asked, so nosey of her.
"Cause my life needs more excitement," I blushed reading another page of it.
"Obviously," she went on, "your kind of like Kakashi, he reads those porn books like you do!"
I stopped reading and narrowed my eyes at her, hearing the word 'porn' in my head over and over, "This isn't porn, it just cute guys doing dirty things, dirty things," I expressively repeated. She gave me another confused look, she closed her book and pointed at me, about to explain something to me.
"Dirty things? Dirty things for example when he—" I covered her mouth, "Whaf—mnnnnnnnnnnnnnn—" she used her hands to get my hand off of her mouth, I grin widely, "Yes Izumi, that's exactly what they do…" I blushed so and so as I read the pages.
At Izumi's house…
Well Izumi's house is a mess, but it's better than going to the Shrine, I guess. I lounged on a couch holding a wireless gamecube controller, yes, yes we're playing Naruto 3, Izumi's favorite game.
Izumi was laying on her other couch using her joy stick on her controller to pick a character from Naruto. I rolled around the couch to get comfortable.
I scrolled down with my joy stick and picked Sasuke as my character, Izumi looked at me giving me a devilish look on her face. I raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"What?"
"Oh nothing," she replied back, "You know you look a lot like Sasuke."
My eyes widen, I don't look like him? I'm not an arrogant bastard like he is, and plus I'm not even a cartoon. I sat up in a good posture and putting my controller aside.
"How am I related to Sasuke?" I asked with a harsh tone to it.
Still lounging, she brought up her hand to let her head lean on, like a pillow and looked at me.
"Well I mean you have the same exact hair color, eyes, the face expressions, and your also an arrogant bastard like he is," I deadpanned. Okay the looks I'll accept, but not the personality.
"I resent that."
"Well, there's nothing to resent." She speaks big.
I looked at the T.V. and finally had a come back at her. I back fired.
"Well, you know what? You look a lot like Kakashi," I narrowed on her closely, she knew what I meant.
She brush away her white bang away from here face, not letting me able to see it from my point of view.
I gave out a devilish grin at her, she tried to ignore it. She moved her joy stick and picked Kakashi, the silvered spiky hair guy with one eye.
She looked at me with competitive eyes, wanting to win.
"Let's bring it on Ren!"
"Okay, let get dirty."
I grabbed my controller, and clasped my finger on the buttons, ready to make something happen.
On the home…
The sky was pitch black, walking on the sidewalks of Tokyo, I carried my Nike bag around my back, holding the books I bought at the store. I was quiet where I was walking, nothing or no one to interrupt me, like Izumi, from this quiet moment I'm having.
"yip!" I heard a yelp. I directly turn my head to the small alley where me and Izumi were from before. I carefully scanned the place with my eyes.
Suddenly I noticed a can squirming and shaking around, It looked suspicious so I grabbed the can and it revealed a doggy.
"Awww!" I gasped, "what a cute husky," it had black eyes, navy-blue and white fur, a navy-blue face mask glowing from the moonlight's rays. The characteristics of it were weird, but it did look like a husky. Oh well it looked like an animal to me.
"You poor thing," I crouched down to retrieve it from the can. It felt so warm holding it.
I gave it a little scratch around the ears, it wag, one—two—no three tails!
'Wow this was an interesting animal', but I gave it a smile as it closed it's eyes and felt comfortable cuddling into my chest. I tried to look for a tag to see if it had an owner or anything, but it didn't. I looked around to see if anyone was near by, but no one. Just me and the animal, I stared at it one more time, I grinned.
"I guess I'll take you home," and so I strolled back to the sidewalks on my way home.
As I approached to the shrine's stoop, gradually as I walked up I heard noises getting louder and louder each time I took a step closer up the shrine. I sped myself up to see what was going on there.
Was there something happening, well of course something there's noise up there. But could it be a robbers plundering at the shrine? Or kidnappers kidnapping grandpa, I just had to know what was up. I finally reached to the top of the shrine's grounds and saw…and saw…
Nothing, zip, I search through rooms. I still could hear the noises. I saw the dog in my hands now awake from the noise, I went to my bedroom and laid it on my bed for it to be comfortable.
"You can stay there while I find out what's up," I muttered to her. She stay silent and cuddled herself on top of the unmade bed. I dropped my purse and took off my sandals boots and slipped on my slippers. What's going on? Where's grandpa! I head down to the spa room, where the noise got louder.
My eye brows twitched, I knew it. He was here all along, with five young women clasping around his arms and shoulder. I could tell he was drunk, his face I so red as a rose. I turned red like a volcano is going to explode any moment.
"Aren't you having a great time ladies," he asked all of the girls around him who giggled as an answered. He hiccupped and finally spotted me.
"Oh, hi Ren! Want to join the party?" My eyebrow twitched feeling the furry to do—
"GET OUT!" I did it. I screeched at the top of my lungs
The girls felt my anger by getting out as fast as they could. Like a fast forwarding a movie or something. They took their clothed from the rack and dashed out of the room, they slam the door behind them. I narrowed my eyes at him, with my arms crossed and tapping my toe.
"Grandpa," I firmly said, "what did we say about parties?"
I kept tapping my toe for an answer.
"Well dear, I felt like having fun that's all," he tighten his towel that was wrapped around him and got out of the hot spa and grabbed his clothes, I sighed, I hate it when I get mad.
"Let's just go to bed dear," he tried to pat me on the shoulder, instead he patted my back since he was too short to reach it. I calmed down and nodded to him. I slowly walk to my room.
This is my life, it's really hard to enjoy. I need more excitement in my life, adventure. I wish I had a better life than this. It's torture!
I arrived to my room, still seeing the dog, curled up and sleeping soundly. I went to my closet to pick out my pajamas, a dressy, short, pink pajama. Unzipped my daily clothes and threw them in the laundry shoot.
I slithered my way under the covers trying to not let the cute husky's pleasant sleep broken, I observed it as I turn the notch of the lamp on top of my bed shelf off. I petted it softly, still not breaking its sleep. I rubbed the bits of its paws; it slowly started cuddling aside my stomach, feeling a very warm spot there. I smirked.
"You're the only I can trust right now," I mumbled in her small pointy ears. I kept rubbing a paw. Started to lift it up, noticed a marking on her paw.
"What's this?" I curiously asked myself, staring at the amusing marking, a red circle inside of it was a wheel with three commas attached around the wheel. The marking was so familiar…
She cuddled more to my stomach making me forget about the marking. I made me feel sleepy, the warmth. I eyes slowly dozed off to a happiness that'll soon happen one day.
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3rd person point of view
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Outside of the Shrine…
Shadowy figure stands on a branch of a tree watching as Ren goes to sleep, He spoke to the shadowy boxy device, "The target is now asleep,"
"Is she with the fox," The voice in the box demanded.
"Hai," he responded back.
"Good, you may go in," the shadowy figure skipped from the high tops of the tree to Ren's bedroom window, a long jump range. He got out a tranquilizer, he looked at the helpless women inside the window.
He grinned at her, silently opening the window, and sneaks in, top her book self, he hastened himself from making any noise around the girl. He climbed down still no sudden moves from her.
Slowly tipped toed every step on the floor as he reached her to use the needle of doom on her and the fox.
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Ren's point of view
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I tried to open my eyes, forms a blur from my eyes, suddenly a small a huge figure upon me, my eyes widen in fear not knowing who he was and who was holding a tranquilizer.
"Wha—" I felt a needle in my neck stabbing me, can feel the toxic coming through m bod. I suddenly dozed off not knowing where my life might end.
Chapter 2: Freak Out!