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Last time…

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I tried to open my eyes, forms a blur from my eyes, suddenly a small a huge figure upon me, my eye widen in fear not knowing who he was and who was holding a tranquilizer.

"Wha—" I felt a needle in my neck stabbing me, I suddenly dozed off not knowing where my life might end.

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Begin Chapter 2: Freak Out!

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Naruto music: playful mode

BANG!

Ow…

I rubbed the top of head to stop it from getting me more pain.

I opened my eyes, it was dark. Wait a minute! How long did I sleep? Is it still night time. I guess when people said 'Time is short' I guess they were wrong, well I say.

I can't see a thing in front of me, I spread my arms forward, using my feeling sense to help me where I am. Hm…a wall, a floor, a sliding door…wait! A floor and a sliding door? Now this is definitely not where I sleep.

I slid the door open a flash of light beamed right into my eyes.

"Arg," I growled. I rubbed my eyes, then finally was able to see, a bed that's not mine, wallpaper that's not mine, pictures that I hardly recognized. Hell, this isn't even my room! Must be some prank made by Izumi, she always does pranks on me.

"I can see you slept well," a voice appeared randomly out of nowhere.

"Who said that!" I demand. Trembling in fear, never knowing what will happen next.

"Ahem, down here," it spoke again.

I followed what the voice said and looked down, it was the blue husky I found last night, gasp! Oh, no did it—

"Hello, Ren my name is Michi." Don't freak out Ren, DON'T freak out! Just say something.

"Did—did you—did you just—talked?" I trembled more.

It nodded happily, "Yep!"

I covered my mouth, please don't freak out Ren, please don't freak out!

"Oh my god! The dog just talked!" Too late!

"Actually I'm a fox," she flared her three tails, "Dogs don't have two or more tails, and plus my ears are bigger than normal dog's ears."

"Great, now this dog is talking and I don't know where the hell I am!"

"Ahem, FYI: I'm a fox!"

"Whatever," I snorted. I really felt uncomfortable when an animal speaks the same language as I do!

'That dog is a freak!' I thought nasty.

"I am not a freak! And I am not a dog!" It retorted.

"What I didn't say that!" I lied.

"I can also hear your thoughts!"

"What! That's so not fair! Thought are very private you know and I—"

"Shhhh," she cut me off and looked off at a different direction.

"How dare you cut me off! Especially when you cut—" I stopped.

From a part of my eye vision, I saw the covers rolled around from the bed, I felt alert now that someone else is in this room. Gasp! I remember what happened last night!

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Flash Back

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I tried to open my eyes, forms a blur from my eyes, suddenly a small a huge figure upon me, my eye widen in fear not knowing who he was and who was holding a tranquilizer.

"Wha—" I felt a needle in my neck stabbing me, I suddenly dozed off not knowing where my life might end.

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Flash Back Stop

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I know now, he's the kidnapper, or she? I don't know. Maybe that person over there brought me here. I sense the smell of payback around here. I gave out a slight grin on my face. I started slowly pacing to the other side of the bed where the guy was.

"What are you doing!" Michi gasped, trying not to wake him up.

I pinned my index finger to my mouth, "Shhh," I replied.

I finally reached to the other of the bed where the man was. I steadily moved my hand to grab a hold of the covers, just to see what he looks like.

Gradually, when I clasped the covers, I peeled them off to reveal his face. Slowly, It came off. I stared at the man's face for a while, in shock of seeing a familiar face. White messy spiky hair that droops down on one side, a leather navy- blue mask, a scar on his left—Whoa! It can't be!

I immediately covered his face up with comforters back again. Now feeling shiver ness of what's happening right now. He was wearing only boxers! Half naked…well I don't mind when a guy has—wait snap out of it Ren don't go drooling on guys now! I scowled around the shelf above the bed, displaying very few pictures.

I saw familiar people, especially these four in this group picture, a girl with pink hair gave me a big hint with very expressive eyes with some green and some what of a teal color in her eyes.

She looked very happy in the picture, unlike the other two boys.

The one on the right had blonde spiky straight up hair, blue crystal clear eyes, wearing an orange jump suit, and he was giving an angry stare to the boy on the right, heh heh! I could tell that they have some relationship with one another, the other boy had raven black hair with a tint of shaded blue in it, he looked so cold hearted, very stoic personality I'd say. Very much like—like—me… Not the personality I mean.

Then there's that guy again that is just right below my face, I could feel a little bit of him breathing through his mask to my neck, it tingled a bit.

In the picture, he stood there placing his hands on each on the boys' heads.

"Ren, get out of there!" Michi gave a harsh gasp. I ignored it and kept looking at the picture. Until it gave me a shock when I didn't notice it before, all four of them have…Konoha headbands?

Whoa, no! No! It is so not! Naruto! Am I in one of the most popular anime and manga? Could this guy be—no, it can't be. It must be some dream or cosplaying, a hidden camera show, me being the joke, those have got to be one of those reasons I've just said. Man, this is just freaking me out!

"Ren, watch out!" warned Michi.

"Huh?" It was too late.

The guy under the covers grabbed me by the waist and rolled me over to the other side of the bed. Oh great, busted!

But for some reason, he didn't do anything else to me, I tried to twist and turn to loosen his grip, but he tightening his grip.

I panicked, and called out a whisper for help, "Michi! Help me!"

All she gave was a grin and shrugged her furry mini shoulders, "You got yourself into it!"

I growled at her with my bare teeth showing. I felt a thicker breathes going through my spine, I tried not to hesitate. Calm down Ren, don't do anything stupid.

"Mmm…" he muffled, "fluffy pillow."

I deadpanned. I'm a fluffy pillow? He squeezed harder, it made my airway narrower.

"Ugh," I moaned. I really wish I wasn't here, in this spot. I pressured my self by twisting and turning again, but no budge. Great.

Until suddenly, he loosen up a second and leveled his arms from my waist up to chest. Okay, this is getting way too far. My panic meter is just almost—

"AIEEEEEE!" Nope, it was at the top already. He let go of me and let me drop on the floor. Ow…

He was getting restless rolling over, now knowing that he'd wake up soon.

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Kakashi's point of View

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He sluggishly rolled around, "Fluffy pillow," he kept constantly repeating.

"AIEEEEEE!" A feminine voiced yelped.

And heard a thump on the floor, he rolled over a few times feeling uncomfortable of what he heard just now, he got sat up form his bed. 'Ouch, what happened last night?' He thought dimly.

Still feeling sluggish and sleepy, he scratched his head, "Where did my covers go," he started scanning until he saw a lady with his covers on the floor looking very defensive by the looks on her face.

She looked very pretty, but somehow familiar by the looks; black pearl eyes, black with blue shades shinning from the sun's rays. He scratch his head a bit, 'Must be a gag from the Asuma and Gai…' Kakashi thought to himself again.

He sat up much straighter and turned to the lady, "um miss…would you—"

"GET SOME CLOTHES ON!"

He looked confused, until noticing that he had boxers on and nothing else.

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Ren's point of view

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He frozed, maybe he couldn't hear me very well. Damn cosplayer.

"GET SOME CLOTHES ON COSPLAYER!" I repeated, this is getting too freaky!

In return, he shrugged and casually walked to his closet. Seriously, could he a little bit faster with it!

Still staring at him, my hand searched quickly on the wooden planks trying to find something to throw at him, just to be more defensive.

He slid his closet door open: revealing dozens of those green vests with square mini scroll pockets attached three on each side of his vest's zipper, and a red swirl on the back of it, black sweat pants, and black long sleeve shirts with the same red swirls as the green vest, but two on each shoulder.

Is that was he wears everyday? Well, I am kind of jealous because he doesn't have to plan what he has to wear the next day you know?

He started getting dress by clasping his boxers, um…excuse me?

He peeked behind his shoulders and looked at me, "Would you mind?"

What! Couldn't he just go to the bathroom or something? "No, but you can go to the bathroom! Oh, and on the way could get me a pair of clothes too!" I just noticed I was still wearing my pajamas.

"But this is my room." He whined.

"And I'm your guest," I retorted back.

"I thought you were a trespasser," he come backed.

That made my blood vessel pop out of my skull I growled, "Just go to the bathroom and changed!"

"Do you want your clothes?"

"CHANGE!" I bellowed. He scuttled swiftly to the bathroom, ugh…thank god!

"Heheh," squeaked an animal voice, "guess you couldn't handle that at all!"

I blushed. "Oh shut up! This doesn't concern you at all."

"Fine then, I'm off!" She climbed up the bed and jumped on top of the bed's shelf the dashed out of the window.

"Hey! Wait!" I yelled after her, who am I kidding…she's already gone. I strolls to the cosplayer's closet and picked out some clothes. Hell, there wasn't really anything to pick out, they were all the same except maybe the sizes, but still they looked the same.

I just grabbed a pair and quickly took my pajamas off and putted on some clothes before he came back.

My clothes were all big for me, the pant's end was able to touch the floor, the shirt was down to my thighs. The vest I didn't even bother to put on. This made me look like a tomboy.

Finally, the cosplayer came out of the bathroom. I got my guard up by standing and giving him the 'look'. He stared at me for a while, maybe making a move, his eyes grew very intense looking, my defense then grew stringer. He shifted a bit forward, I held up hands for more protection, 'What is he going to do with me next?'

He stopped Shifting towards me, and then gave a curly upside 'U' on eye asked me, "Can I help you?" I sweat dropped, I guess he can't remember that he kidnapped me last night, or this morning I don't know my head hurts. Then I stand firmly back on my feet.

(play: playful mode)

"Who are you!" I growled.

"I was going to ask you the same thing," he responded.

"Don't be a smart ass towards me! Who are you and why am I here!"

He shrugged and had a high coming on, "I don't even know how you got here, you surprised me!" This was getting rather difficult here.

I pointed at him, like accusing him of murder, or should I say 'kidnapping'?

"Hah! Ninjas don't fall over by surprises!"

"Uh…well…um…," Gotcha! Guess he is a pretender after all. Scores one for me, Ren:1 Cosplayer: ZIPPO! I felt like doing the 'yes' gesture from Napoleon Dynamite. 'yessssssssssssssssss!'

"My name is not cosplayer," now gave out a harsh tone, "I'm Hatake Kakashi!"

Is this guy joking around, now he's giving me a good laugh there, I giggled laughs as I spoke, "Heheh, really? Hatake Kakashi?"

"Yea," he said firmly to me, acting as it's not a joke.

I laughed a bit harder, "Really? If you are Kakashi, then you must be able to do nin-justu and gen-justu, right?"

"Yes, and I would be happily to demonstrate for you."

"Try me," I continued giggled as if not possible, I mean seriously this guy was cracking me up, is there any laughing gas around here?

Anyways, the guy or should I called him, 'Hatake Kakashi'? Nah, lets just call him cosplayer for now. He stood around the room with big space, his hands and finger formed together, closed his eyes for concentration, trying to not listening to my giggles and big laughed I've generated out of my mouth!

Until I saw him move his hands into different signs, I weakened my laugh a bit and in surprise, 'animal hand seals? A tiger seal…a boar seal…an ox seal…and a…dog seal?

His eyes fully wide open shouting clearly from his throat, "Kage Buishin no justu!"

"Kage Buishin?" I gasped softly 'shadow clone? Wasn't that one of the nin-jutsus from the anime Naruto? He can't possibly do-'

A cloud of smoke coming from the planks of the floor surrounding him circle, long after that I could barely see from the smoke getting thicker on me.

'Can it be possible!' I thought, I could hear several thumps from my in panic , 'Could I really be in the Naruto World?'

The smoke gradually evaporated from sight, 'Did it work?' I thought, I had to find out. Half of me wanted it for it too work, and the other half just hopes it was a failure.

Soon the smoke faded and all I can see was 'Kakashi' still in the middle of the room, hand seals finally being unlocked, he snapped open his pouch attached to his waist, and got out his book, so called, 'Make Out Paradise'. And sped through his pages chuckling and blushing each page he went by.

"Heh, it didn't work," I was half relieved and half in dismay towards, the relieved side was that I wasn't in a different world and the dismayed that I wasn't in the 'Naruto' World being adventurous and something that would be worth remembering by for the rest of my life.

"Hm..? What didn't work?" I felt a tap on my shoulder, that made me yelp in surprise, I didn't want to turn around. I probably know what it is already, but as I always do, I turned around.

There seeing 'Kakashi' reading one of his favorite books, but a different title, 'Come Come Paradise', he looked up at me and smiled through his leathered mask. In return, my mouth gawked widely, all the way down to the ground.

I continuously turned head my head left, to where…lets just say Kakashi one, and turned my head back to two Kakashi…two!

One Kakashi.

Two Kakashis.

My head kept switching from left to right, making sure that my math was correct. I know I have low capabilities in math, especially counting. But for once my math is…right?

I stepped up to Kakashi two, me being a half foot shorter than him, I used my index finger and tapped his chest, he was solid! Surely he could've have been a hologram or something, but I was wrong.

Constantly, all of my thoughts rushed in. This isn't a dream, a nightmare, or a hidden camera act…this was real.

I stared into space, giving out a moan (crying) laugh, "O-o-o-o-h, N-o-o-o!"

Next Chapter: Ironic World