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Last time…
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I continuously turned head my head left, to where…lets just say Kakashi one, and turned my head back to two Kakashi…two!
One Kakashi.
Two Kakashis.
My head kept switching from left to right, making sure that my math was correct. I know I have low capabilities in math, especially counting. But for once my math is…right?
I stepped up to Kakashi two, me being a half foot shorter than him, I used my index finger and tapped his chest, and he was solid! Surely he could've have been a hologram or something, but I was wrong.
Constantly, all of my thoughts rushed in. This isn't a dream, a nightmare, or a hidden camera act…this was real.
I stared into space, giving out a moan (crying) laugh, "O-o-o-o-h, N-o-o-o!"
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Chapter 3: Ironic World
Oh.My.God. My mouth hung down and hands clapped my cheeks like Kevin from 'Home Alone'.
I'm in the Naruto world. This is freaky. My panic meter was rising again. 'I…have…got…to…get…out!' Those words repeated over and over in my head. Reminding of what I have to do right now.
I got closer to the door, instead I bumped into the Kakashi clone or Kakashi doesn't matter I have to get out of here! I got closer to the door.
"Where are you going?" He cut my motions to the door, I was speechless, couldn't think of a possible word to tell him.
"I…," I spitted out. Great job Ren, you blew your cool.
He firmly clasped my wrist with his hand, squeezing very hard, "Don't tell me you're leaving," he narrow eyebrow and his one eye, even though I couldn't see the rest of his face, I knew he was getting serious by just looking at one eye.
"As a matter of fact, I am!"
"No, you can't!"
"Why not!" I finally gave out a firm tone.
"Because I don't even know your name!"
"And why do you want to know my name," my hand crept to the back of me, searching for the door knob to get me out of here.
He leaned against the door, closing in on me, "I told you my name, and I think it's fair if you told me yours."
He squeezed harder, the edges of my wrist felt pain coming in, "Ouch! That hurts, stop that!"
"Not until you tell me your name," a harsh tone came form him. I couldn't tell him my name yet! Not anyone in this world, I don't belong here. Besides, he's not asking politely. He's threatening me. This is so not Hatake Kakashi here! Only one way to do…escape!
My hand finally found the handle of the door, I twisted it and shoved my weight to my left shoulder blade and pressure it to the door.
It opened it up, and caused my weight to be unbalanced and for Kakashi to loosen his grip on my wrist. Now is my chance!
I leveled up my balance a bit getting ready to run for it, until the same grip got around my narrow wrist again.
"Let go of me," I growled back at the hand.
"Tell me your name," he ordered back in that solid tone.
I had to think fast, I'm in a situation. What do you do in a situation…
"HELP! HELP! THIS GUY HERE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME!" I wiggled and waved my body like trying to give somebody a signal from the air or something an S.O.S, which I'm trying to do here anyways.
Kakashi flipped in shock as I yelled out my lungs for an S.O.S group here.
Since this is was an apartment neighborhood, other apartment residences were able to hear me closely. My luck.
Residence quickly opened there doors, seeing what the problem is.
I kept acting as a damsel in distress so someone could, but these guys that came close by here just gawked as they saw me being kidnapped.
What, haven't they learned to help other people in need. Idiots.
Until two bolts flashed by, taking by Kakashi on the neck, yep two of them. And the two flash bolts happen to be two ninjas that looked some what familiar.
"Hey my lady," the guy with bushy eye brows called, "Do not fear the Green Beast of Konoha is here." Shoving Kakashi against the wall, and clasping his hands on Kakashi arm, to keep him more still.
"Cut it out Gai," Gai? As in… Maito Gai? The one who is Kakashi's rival or should I say 'eternal' rival, and is the sensei of Rock Lee, Hyuuga Neji, and Tenten.
"What is up with you Kakashi, kidnapping a lady is not your thing," growled out a huge guy with a short stream beard on his chin and has a cigarette in his mouth, grudging the bottom part of Kakashi's body.
I was spaced away from where the situation was, I was a little spaced out from the 'gawking' crowd. Like being an odd bald. They kept looking back and forth, to me, and then back to the three ninja's action I guess you could it is 'action'.
The crowd now kept looking at me for a while, seeing me just gawk my mouth wide open settling into the action, I stared at them. Kind of alert of I had to do now.
I deflated tears out of my eyes, well tried to and whimpered a bit. Acting out is pretty hard to make a crowd to believe, but this crowd bought it. They just turned their head back to the 'action'.
I strolled slowly out of this so called 'situation' and made a run for it. Heh, I know it's not polite to run away in a middle of someone rescuing you, but I got a train to catch.
Hell, I don't even know where the hell I am. Well duh Naruto World, but where am I in the Naruto World?
I walked along the railings and hallways to find. I flipped my hair just to be able to see better. In the middle of two spilt hallways.
'Great,' I thought moaning, 'Should I take right or left?' I luckily I found a two sided coin on the cement concrete floor. I picked it up.
'Okay heads is right, and tails is left' I smirked, 'I'm so clever'. I flipped the coin up in the air; decide to land on the ground. I flipping continuously until it the floor with a dinging echo brewing through the halls.
I gazed over the con to see what the outcome was. 'Hm, tails. So left, right? I guess Ill keep this coin in handy.'
I picked the coin p and slot in to the sweat pants that were big on me. I curved to my left and moved fast forward into the left hall.
I went to a faster pace just in case 'he' would actually appear quickly. I found concrete stair that led to down to the ground level, where I needed to go.
I muscles were getting heavier on me, my breathing…all of this running is too much for me. I have never been this out of shape before doing all that Taijustu with my grandpa at the shrine.
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Flash Back
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A little 11 year old version of me wearing a half of my hair up and half down with cute side bangs down to my chin. Looking very excited at that age anytime there was something new.
"So what's the surprise gramps?" A high tone voice I had, pumping my arm and jumping up and down like any normal kid would do for a surprise.
He chuckled, and patted my head and messed it up a bit.
"My dear, you are excited."
"So what's the big surprise?"
He putted up weights and equipment in front me, holding them by one hand and released let, landing and shaking he concrete floor.
"You'll be learning taijustu," he smirked.
"Isn't that a martial art thing?" I interrogated with curiosity on my side.
He nodded. "Well taijustu is more of a ninja art, but it deals with strength and speed of a ninja, mostly like martial arts."
"Bleh," I stuck out my tongue, spitting the taste of taijustu out of my mouth, "I don't like it."
He rubbed his bald head and shrugged with a smirk, "You haven't even tried it yet."
"I hate fighting," I pouted, folding my and turning my eyes away from looking at him.
"Fighting isn't what taijustu is all about."
"Then how come it's martial arts," I stared at him for a moment.
He chuckled at my comment, "Taijustu…isn't all about fighting, it has other things it can do other than fighting."
"Name the reasons," I ordered.
"Well, like I said. It increases your strength and speed, makes you be FIT, and an increase in defense."
"Could you run that by me again," I couldn't really understand when you're young and having a hard time understanding.
He patted the top of my head again, "To be able to protect your loved ones."
My eye widen being amused by what he said, 'Protect your loved ones…'
"This family who lived in this shrine for generations learned taijustu."
I looked back at the bam booed red roof top, and the stoned wall shrine, where it has been sitting there everyday, every generation.
"So," he brighten up the mood, "Are you ready tot take the Challenge?"
I gawked at him for a while before answering; don't know how to put my thoughts into words. My cheeks puffed up into a cranked up smile, "Yeah, I'll do my best gramps!"
He smudged another smirk on his face and gave out a chuckle, "That's the spirit!"
I swiftly picked up my wooden stick that one of the items grandpas dropped and practice with an instant.
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Stop Flash Back
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All these years I've worked hard just for that goal. I entered across the dirt path of the Leaf Village, Konoha.
I slumped across the streets, people looking at me because one, of my attitude. And two, These clothes are sagging as I walk along.
I ignored the crowds face as they continued to look at me. I would just run home now and not show my face around public, but the thing is I don't even have a home anymore, no money, no clothes that can fit my body right.
My stomach growled.
'I'm so hungry' I moaned as I slumped through the streets still. I saw the ramen stand Naruto goes all he time, I want some ramen badly.
Unfortunately, I have no money. 'Great.'
I saw the ramen guy that Naruto usually talks to opening it up and about to run business today, he got a rag and started sparkling up the bowls and dishes.
My butt was killing me, I had to sit. But where? There weren't benches or chairs, except at the ramen place. I guess that's where I'm going.
I slowly slouched down onto a high cushion chair, I knew the ramen guy was staring at me looking very odd.
"Can I get you anything miss," he asked politely as a gentlemen would do to a poor low level person like me.
"No thank you, I don't have any money," my stomach growled again, "Guh!"
He didn't with a blank expression on his face and slid away to the kitchen.
I got out my 'First Love' Novel out, you just can't leave these out of your sight, and I zoned out of the world and was in my book. As I say, 'this book is my excitement'.
The ramen guy suddenly popped out with a bowl of ramen, I think since I was mostly reading my book than pay attention to the outside world around me. I wonder who ordered ramen? I don't see anyone around right now, hm…must be for the first costumer that comes by.
"Here you go," I peeked out of my book, and he slid the ramen right in front of me.
I was confused.
"I didn't order any ramen."
"I know," he cheerfully replied, now I'm totally confused.
"Then how come there's ramen in front of me?"
"It's on me."
"It's free."
"Yes."
"Why?"
"I hate it when a young lady like yourself appear in out shaped clothes and is starving."
My spirits went up, inside of me went 'You go girl!'. I couldn't believe it, my luck is changing.
"Arigato, ramen guy-san."
"Please, you may call me Ichiro," so that's what his name was. Ichiro? I thought he didn't have a name he was just called 'ramen guy' or 'old man' as Naruto would call him.
I picked up my chopsticks and dug in.
"Mmmm," I moaned out. I sweet spice of pork ramen, chucky ground meat, slim noodles. Just like the ones back home.
20 minutes later…
After that free meal I got from Ichiro-san, I continued hanging out there since no one else is here to accompany such a fine cook, he is a good ramen cook. The best ramen I've had in …I don't know when.
I pulled my book out again and constantly went on with it, there's nothing for me to do other than read now and just hang out at the ramen stand. I guess I could get adjusted to this.
"I want ramen! Ramen! Ramen! Ramen!" I childish voice whined. I peaked behind my back.
I gawked and my eyes widen, seeing who said that. A spiky blonde haired wearing an orange jumpsuit, blue sandals, also wearing a Konoha Leaf headband.
'No,' my gawk grew wider. I couldn't be.
"Shut up Naruto," it is, Uzuamki Naruto
"You shouldn't whine about something you know," continued the pinked haired girl with very expressive jade eyes.
"Can we please go to the ramen stand," emphasized Naruto. Now begging on his knees pleading for his sacred food 'ramen'.
"Well, what do you think Sasuke-kun?" They loked directly to the stoic raven haired Uchiha, the Uchiha Sasuke.
"Hn, I don't care," he grumbled. He is a bastard. I'm glad I don't have to deal with him…yet. Well at least I don't have to feel sorry for myself being a sibling of that type of guy.
"Yay," uh oh. They're coming over here.
Oh god. I can't let them see me. If they're coming here, then Kakashi will be coming soon, and I do not want to mess with him. Not now at least. And overall, I'm not suppose to be here. Not a character of this story. I do not want to mess with the story's plot lines.
I lunged over the counter to the over side of the ramen, Ichiro was right next to me saw me do this and gave me a shock face, thinking I'm crazy.
I shrugged as a reply, "Sorry, don't tell anyone I'm here please," I said the magic word so that might boost my chances of getting a yes for a response.
He folded his arms and sighed he gazed the stand's outside view, seeing the young ninja warriors. He narrowed his eyebrows and went back to see my face, he nodded an up and down indicating that that was a 'yes'
"Thank you," I softly gasped knowing that Team 7 is close by by hearing the sound of their sandals tapping on the ground.
Ichiro gave me a quick smirk. I knew I could count on him to keep me hidden.
"Ah! Old man,"a cheerful greeting from Naruto. Hearing plush sounds from the chair that Naruto is sitting in the middle, and two more plush sounds from the other two ninjas.
"How may I help you three," Ichiro asked generously. Getting out three bowls right beside my neck. He winked guessing he's saying that if I'm alright. I winked back saying I am thank you. I crouched down lower, it felt like one of the three were breathing down my neck.
I didn't want to get caught. I took very short and silent breathes to myself.
"Twenty-two bowls of pork ramen for me please," ordered Naruto. Geez, twenty-two bowls of ramen? If he didn't ever become a ninja and train, then he wouldn't be able to walk up to the ramen stand at all.
I gazed around the blow grounds of the stand, until something caught my eye. A small black silhouette standing by the dishwasher near the back door. I hesitated, what is it?
Suddenly it crawled forward and appears to be a blue three tailed husky dog-I mean a fox. Oh, it's Michi.
"What a surprise," I frowned from her sarcastic comment.
'Who does she think she is!'
"I'm a fox, darling," I forgot she could read my mind.
"Stop! Reading my mind!" I growled with my teeth bared.
"Would it be easier if we talked telepathic? I can tell that you're hiding from there." She looked up to view the three sitting on the other side of the counter.
"Telepathic? I can't do that-"
"You can only do it with ma how about that?" Well I couldn't let my voice be heard when they're around, I want myself to be kept camouflages and all.
'What do you want?'
'Well I came here to be your guidance,' I rose my eyebrow.
'My guidance? For what?'
'You have a purpose here.'
'What is my purpose?'
'When the time comes,' I hate it when someone says that!
'Do you even know what my purpose is at all, dog?'
'Do you want to know, and plus I'm a fox thank you,'
'Shut up with the wise guy crap here!' I retorted.
'Do you want any guidance from me around this world!'
'I want to get out of it!' I whined. I didn't expect to get kidnapped and be ended up in the 'Naruto' world with a purpose!
'I'm afraid you'll-'
"Hey guys," a sturdy lazy voice Interrupted our conversation.
"Your late Kakashi-sensei," gasp, it's Kakashi. Damn it! What'll I do right now, he'll notice I'm here. He's a jounin.
"Sorry, I was stuck in the Hokage's office for a while for this 'problem' I was in," uh oh, I bet he's still ticked off with me.
"Liar," Sakura and Naruto bellowed. Actually he's telling the truth from my status. Altough I wish I wasn't apart of it. I sighed.
A big thump above where I was crawled under probably was Kakashi, I froze now exploring through my pockets and the ground. Shit, my book is still up on the counter.
"Can we go now Kakashi-sensei," moaned Sakura. I could tell she was getting pissed at Naruto for getting that many cup of ramen. I know I would too.
"Ma Sakura," he went on, "if Sasuke and Naruto are ready."
"Hn," answered the stoic raven haired Uchiha.
"I'll be there," muffled Naruto stuffing his I guess 18th bowl, "Just let me finish this bowl."
"Who's paying for the check?" Ichiro butted in.
"He is," the three chorused and pointed at Kakashi.
He sighed, "fine," I kind of felt sorry for him for some reason, but he did kidnap me didn't he?
I saw Kakashi's hand as he slipped his yen to Ichiro. I heard a swipe sound from the counter above me, I hope he didn't just take my book!
"Thank you for coming," he smiled. I heard feet tapping away from the stand, assuming they left. I hope my book is still there.
"Yea, yea," Kakashi grumbled not paying attention I guess.
Ichiro crouched and smiled happily, "You can come out now."
"Thank you," I slowly got up. Michi left since our conversation got interrupted, some guidance she was.
My hands felt a rectangular paper back on the counter; thank god my book was still there. I picked it up. I just can't wait to sit in a chair and see what's next in my book.
I straighten up my back and I flipped a page open without even looking at the paper back cover.
'Hm…Junko getting asked out and secretly-'What? What the hell! When did this happen in my book!
I flipped the book over, my mouth covered. 'Newly Edition Make-Out Paradise'. No, Kakashi's book? Then that must mean-Oh Shit!
Next Chapter: Not you again!