Super Mario Hacker Bros.
CHPT. 3 Blind EvilBowser walks through a red door that led to the room where the Koopa kids had been hiding for over a year. Bowser walked through, and saw no trace of his children.
Bowser: I'm getting sick of you kids hiding from the world…
The room was messy, and there was dust everywhere on the stone floors. There were two torchlights that had burnt out long ago, but the ashes were still on the floor below it. A hard stone bed was in the middle of the room.
Bowser: It would be wise of you to come out now. Before I find you myself…
Roy Koopa poked his head out from under the bed.
Roy: dad?
Bowser: Get the hell out from under there! I always thought of you as the tough one Roy, you disappoint me… It's been many months since Mario and Luigi beat you last. Even though I gave each of you your own castles you still failed me… I would have thrown you in the dungeons, if I hadn't known Luigi did worse to you than I ever could…
Roy: I'm sorry Da…
Bowser: Don't be… It's time you kids seek revenge on those two…
Roy: We won't fail you this time dad.
Bowser: I know son… I know…
Meanwhile at the Chancellor's castle…
Peach: Alright Yoshi, just stand here where all the Toads can see you and say exactly what I tell you. We can end this whole thing right here and now. We can prevent any one else from dying if we pull this off.
Yoshi: Alright, I just wish I had a smiley ship…
Peach and Yoshi were standing at the broken window the Chancellor threw himself out of. There was blood that covered the floor and many Toads were still running around destroying everything in their path.
Peach: Alright, ready?
Yoshi: Alright ready?
Peach: Don't tell them that!Yoshi: Don't tell them that!
Peach: Listen Toads of Toad Town.
Yoshi: Listen bitches!
Peach: Hey… Your king has killed himself because of you…
Yoshi: I have killed your dumb ass king because you were off guard!
Peach: Yoshi!
Somehow Yoshi managed to get the rioting Toads to stop and pay attention. They feared Bowser. More than anything else, and they knew they had no choice but to listen.
Yoshi: I never thought Toads would get so sucked into technology that they'd let their defenses fall as low as this!
Peach: Yoshi…
Yoshi: So… now that the king is dead, I guess its time…
Peach: What are you doing…
Yoshi picked up the kings crown that fell off his head when he jumped out to the Toads.
Yoshi: It's time I take my place as ruler of this Kingdom
Peach: Yoshi!
Yoshi: And as my first order in my new country…you shall deal with this hacking problem by…
Peach: Alright Yoshi, now's your chance…
Yoshi: DESTROYING MARIOSOFT!
WHAT!
Meanwhile…
Wario and Waluigi were now alone at Bowser's Laptop…
Waluigi: Wa Haaa! Look at that the little guy in the Bowser suit did it!
Wario: Waa Ha Haaaaaa! What?
Waluigi: He's livin' Bowser's dream! He took over the Mushroom Kingdom with no problem at all!
Wario: but… me and Bowser made a deal, ninety percent of the kingdom would go to him, and I'd get ten percent!
Waluigi: That's not a very good deal, although, ten percent of the Kingdom still is pretty big… You shoulda haggled him for more!
Waluigi: Bowser's gonna be pretty pissed when he gets back… we might not wanna be here…
Wario: hmmm… Waa Ha Haaaa!
Waluigi: Shut up with the laugh! Damn!
Wario: Let's stop off at my place then…
Waluigi: Sure what the hell…
Wario and Waluigi got up and headed toward Bowser's back door.
Waluigi: Actually, before we go… why not borrow some of Bowser's stuff, I mean come on, we did all the hacking here. We should get credit for it.
Wario: You mean steal right?
Waluigi: Would you borrow any other way?
End of Part 1Super Mario Hacker Bros.
Chpt. 3 part 2The Toads of the Mushroom Kingdom did exactly as Yoshi said, and went towards the Mariosoft building. When the town was cleared out Yoshi and Peach could see just how many Toads were trampled to death. It looked as if half the population had already been killed. And right in the middle of it was the Chancellor. After this hacking problem was over. The Toads would have to look for a new ruler.
Peach: What the hell was that for Yoshi!
Yoshi: What did you call me?
Peach: Yoshi your helping Wario destroy Mariosoft!
Yoshi: My name is not Yoshi! I am your new king! And you will be the Queen when I'm through!
Peach: WHAT!
Yoshi: Come now Peach, I knew you had feelings for me from the start. But if you don't want to cooperate, I won't hesitate to throw you in the dungeons! Then I'll let my kids have their way with you!
Peach: The real Bowser would never do such a thing… to me…
Yoshi: I AM BOWSER!
Back at Mariosoft…
Luigi: Mario… you better pray to god you don't lose now…
Mario: 2… 9…0!
Luigi: 300!
Mario: ( sweating ) phew…
Life up!
Luigi: Hey this game does give free lives!
Mario: That means it's not over!
Luigi: How can you play mini-games per millisecond!
Mario: I… got… Skiiiiiiiilllzzzz!
Luigi: You're a freak…
Mario looked away from the laptop…
Mario: Shut the fuck up you fuckin faggot!
Lost a life!
Luigi: MARIO!
Mario: Right when we get a free life you have to go and fuck things up! ( Mario paid attention to nothing else but the game now )
Boom!
Luigi: What was that!
Mario: Door!
Luigi: There's no way we'd hear the door from this floor!
Mario: ( looking at the computer screen ) …
Luigi walked over to the exit and took the elevator down to the first floor. Where they deal with computer problems other Toads have and sell Mariosoft units. He walked out of the elevator and went to the front door. It was a big glass two-sided door that had a bluish tint to it. Luigi opened the door and looked around, no one was there…
Boom!
Luigi: What the hell…
It was coming from the right of him.
Boom!
There was a big loud crashing sound and part of the wall next to him collapsed…Luigi: What the fuck!
It was hundreds of little Toads holding a giant bullet bill to ram the wall.
Luigi: You could have used the door!
One of the Toads spoke up, he seemed like he was leading the Toads, he had a blue polka dot hat and had on a black vest.
: We are here to put a stop to the evil Mariosoft! You have polluted our fair kingdom and caused the Chancellor's death because of your evil machines!
Luigi: Oh… do you have an appointment with the boss…
: I need no appointment! Do you not know who I a, I am Meen E Toad!
Luigi: Well, Mr. Meen E, that doesn't change a thing… you still need an appointment if your just gonna bust in here like you did…
Meen E: Ahem, you seem to be confused… I am the Chancellor's son! And if I do not see the owner of Mariosoft this instant, I will use force!
Luigi: Slip me a couple grand and I'll let you see him no problem…
Meen E: I think not…
Meen E. charged into the building and trampled over Luigi. Mario had no idea what was going on below. Meen E. took Luigi into the elevator with him and the other Toads took the stairs…
End of Part 2Super Mario Hacker Bros.
Chpt. 3 part 3---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Love: Wario + Waluigi
We Just wanted to give you a list of all the stuff we jacked!
All your naughty photos of Peach chained to a wall. (Nice)
Your sex tape with Peach (I submitted it to the internet for ya)
Peach's Thong. ( Under your bed )
Your Mario Dart Board ( Because Mario darts is just fun )
Your Throne Chair ( Because I wanna feel important as a bad guy )
Your porno magazines ( under your throne chair )
A Thwomp…
A Freezie ( Because we already have Bo-Bombs )
And your family photo ( So we can remember this wonderful occasion when the Wario Bros. And the Koopa Clan worked together rand finally destroyed Mario )
( Oh yeah, and we took your laptop, you weren't using it anyway… Guess me and Wario will be takin the credit for getting rid of the Mushroom Kingdom! )
P.S. This is only half of what we took.
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Bowser looked around his room, it was a mess. Almost every one of Bowser's possessions were lost. It was time Bowser did what he did best, and that was, getting revenge…
Bowser: They just had to take my dartboard… Koopalings!
All the Koopa Kids: Yes Dad!
Bowser: Line up! Roy, change in plans! First we get revenge on Wario and his brother, then we'll go after that freak with the Bowser suit!
Baby Bowser: What about me Pa Pa!
Bowser: You were just a koopa to host Mario Parties! Get the hell out of here!
Baby Bowser: ( Crying ) sniff…
Back at the castle…Yoshi: Now Princess… are you going to cooperate?
Yoshi and Peach were still in the Chancellor's throne room, Yoshi had been trying to convince Peach that she should join him and that they could rule the Mushroom Kingdom together. Peach was trying to get Yoshi to realize that he wasn't King Koopa, but he wouldn't let her.
Peach: Ok Bowser, I'll see it your way… so what do we do now?
Yoshi: I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far… and for some reason I don't remember why I cam to kill the king in the first place
Peach: You know why you came here… you came here to do the usual
Yoshi: The usual?
Peach: You know you want me Bowser… take me to your castle…
Peach had unbuttoned the top part of her dress so that Yoshi could catch a glimpse of her bra.
Yoshi: Ok… but first thing's first… get me those red shells from the basement.
Peach went down and got him one shell of each color.
Peach: Hmmm I shouldn't give him these but I have no choice. It's dangerous, but if he sees Bowser he'll realize who he is again… sigh… how stupid do you have to be to get confused like that! Might as well call him Yowser…
Peach walked up and handed the shells to Yoshi.
Yoshi: BWAAA HA HA HAAAA!
Yoshi stuck the red shell in his mouth, inhaled deeply and shot out nine massive fireballs at the city. The Mushroom Kingdom started to burn to the ground. Smoke rose high into the sky, it blocked out the sun and made the Mushroom Kingdom just as dark as the Darkworld Bowser lived in. The Toads that survived during the riot were smoked out of their houses and into the fire. Mariosoft was only a few miles from the city, and it would eventually be burned down as well. Yoshi then stuck a yellow shell in his mouth, picked up the Princess and ran through the town, stomping on any remaining buildings, once it wore off he put the blue shell in his mouth and flew away towards the Darkworld. Today really was, the end of the Mushroom Kingdom as we know it.
Meanwhile in the Mariosoft Co. Elevator…
( PPPBBBTT! )
Meen E: Did you just fart?
Luigi: No you farted!
Meen E: How dare you blame me for something I didn't do!
Luigi: Whoever denied it supplied it!
Meen E: IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!
Meen E. grabbed Luigi by the collar and pulled him to eye level, he then pulled out a sword and put it to Luigi's throat.
Meen E: Don't you ever do that again or I will not think twice before killing you… The only reason I haven't yet is because you're not the one I'm after, I'm here to get rid of the one responsible for this, and that man is MARIO!
Meen E threw Luigi into the elevator door and cause Luigi to hit his head and grab the wall, Luigi hit the down button on the elevator by accident and caused it to go back down.
Luigi: Look what your ego has done now dumb ass! Ha! Looks like you'll have to use the stairs!
Meen E: I'm going to take the elevator, and this time I'm going to make it all the way up!
Meen E. slammed the fifth floor button with his fist, the elevator stopped and started going up.
Meanwhile at Tayce T's…
Toadsworth: We've gotta get out of here before the whole building burns down!
Tayce T: MY RECIPES! NOOOOOOO!
Toadsworth: Forget them Tayce T! We need to get Toad out out of the Toadrix and get the hell out of here!
Tayce T: My life is nothing without my recipes! I've been cooking all my life!
Toadsworth: ( Picks up cell phone and calls Toad. ) TOAD YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE NOW! THERE SHOULD BE A PHONE BOOTH IN THE PARK!
Toad: ( over the phone ) Alright, ( Runs to phone ) What someone just appeared in front of… Wapcsh! Click! De De De Doooooooooooooo---------------
Toadsworth: Oh No!
Suddenly a flaming board from the roof fell to the floor next to Toadsworth . He ran over to Tayce T. and grabbed her arm to pull her out of the burning building. They were both out of the house, but Toad remained, trapped.
End of Chapter...