Super Mario Hacker Bros
Chpt. 4
The Attack
Somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom Ruins…
Roy poked his head out of a green warp pipe in the middle of the Kingdom, he saw that there was nothing left, and was surprised, many buildings were burnt down and destroyed, and there were so much rubble from the buildings and corpses on the floor. He hopped out of the pipe and his brothers, Ludwig, Morton, Iggy, Lemmy, Larry, and his sister Wendy jumped out after him.
Morton: Everything's… gone… this reminds me of the time when…
Roy: Shut up big mouth! We got a job to do…
Morton: Awww, come on Bully, we got a long way to reach Wario's castle!
Ludwig: does anyone even know where Wario's castle is?
Roy: Were not goin' there! I don't care what dad says! Were gonna to get revenge on Mario and Luigi before we do anything else! Got it? ( Points toward Ludwig )
Larry: Hey guys! Look! Footprints, they look like dad's but smaller!
Larry was looking at the footprints Yoshi made when he stampeded through the city.
Wendy: Cheatsy's right…
Back at Mariosoft…
Ding!
The elevator doors opened and Meen E. Toad and Luigi were standing behind the laptop tables. Mario was sitting at one near the door. Meen E. lunged over to Mario and at the same time Meen E's followers broke down the door and ran over to Mario.
Mario: Luigi! Level 895! Two lives! I'm on a roll! My name's goin down in gaming history… Again!
Meen E. crashed into a few Toads that ran up close to Mario. He fell to the floor and slid across the room.
Meen E: ( Getting up ) Mario! ( Meen E. pulled out his sword and pointed it in Mario's direction. ) Are you not aware that your computer virus has killed my father?
Mario: MUST BEAT GAME! LEVEL… 972!
Meen E. lifted his sword and cut a big black wire going across the wall.
Tszz zzzz zap!
Mario: PHASE ONE THOus… and… YOU DUMB ASS!
Luigi: Wha wha what did you… do that for…
Mario turned around and faced Meen E.
Mario: You… Ruined… My… Record… I was at level 999! 0.05 seconds away from 1000! You couldn't wait 0.05 SECONDS! NOW WHEN I GET ON THE WEBSITE IT WILL DELETE MARIOSOFT AND I'LL BE OUT OF BUSINESS! FUCK YOU!
Mario jumped towards Meen E. and grabbed him by the neck.
Luigi: I'll hold back the crowd Mario!
Luigi was standing in front of the group of Toads that had come in with Meen E.
Luigi: Ima burn you bitches…
Luigi snapped his fingers causing a green fireball to fly out and hit one of the toads in the stomach.
Toady 1: Ahhhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm burning green! Ahhh! It looks so cool but aaaww it burns aww… I'm dieing…
Toady 2: That's… so… Awesome! Do me next!
Toady 5: ME! ME!
Toady 17: NO ME!
Toady 9: COME ON DO ME! I'VE GOT NO REASON TO LIVE DO ME!
All the Toads were begging to be burnt next.
Luigi: ( shocked ) uuuumm… ok… I'll burn you guys… for the simple price of anal sex! From each of you!
Toady 18: Whoa… that's umm… I don't think I can… Aww what the hell, we're all gonna die soon anyway!
Mario was holding Meen E. down and strangling him. Meen E. pushed him off and put his sword up
Meen E: Say your prayers Mariosoft operative!
Mario: Hellz nah!
Mario grabbed Meen E and threw him at the broken power cord. Sparks flew all over the room and smoke filled the room.
Luigi: Cough! Cough! Someone open a damn window! I can't enjoy anal if I can't breathe in and out.
Mario opens a window near the area where Meen E. landed. Once the smoke cleared, he saw that he was gone.
Mario: Where the hell did that Toad go! Fuck! He must've gotten away!
Toady 29: I wanna touch the magic zappy disappearing cord!( The Toad ran over to the cut cord and touched the wires inside. )
Toady 29: TTTTZZZAAAAAHHHHH! ZZZZ OOOOOWWWAAAHH! TSZ
Mario: Dammit Luigi it smells like burning boddies in here!
Luigi: That's the idea!
Mario: We gotta get this shit cleaned up…
Mario walks over to the bathroom and sees a line of about five Toads waiting to fuck Luigi and two stalls filled with burnt corpses.
Mario: FUCK!
Meanwhile… In the Toadrix…
Toadsworth: ( over the phone ) There should be a phone booth in the park!
Toad: alright ( Runs toward phone ) What the! Someone just appeared in front of me!
Meen E. appeared in front of Toad, blocking his way from the phone booth, Toad ran right into Meen E. and dropped his cell phone.
End of Part 1...
Super Mario Hacker Bros
Chpt. 4 part 2
Tayce T: We need to get him out of there!
Toadsworth: There's nothing we can do now! It's up to him…
Tayce T: I shouldn't have put him in there in the first place…
Toadsworth: Hey hey hey, your not showing signs of liking that guy are you… cause if you are I'll cut him out…
In the Toadrix…
Toad: ( Getting up. ) Move!
Meen E: What? You! Tell me why I am here!
Toad: Why don't you ask miss choice over there? ( points toward Birdo )
Birdo: You are here because you have that choice…
Meen E: I did not come here by free will! Tell me why and how I got here!
Toad: Told you…
Meen E: You! Wait a minute. ( looks at Toad ) You work for Mariosoft don't you!
Toad: Yeah and?
Meen E: ( Draws his sword ) You are one of the five, I was planning on getting rid of Mario… but since that seems impossible at the moment… I'll get rid of you first. But tell me. How do you feel… being responsible for the death of over a thousand of your own kind.
Toad: The reason I'm here is to fix the problem! Mario and Luigi are at the base protecting our software, I'm here looking for the hacker, and Yoshi and Peach are trying to prevent any more deaths than there already are! We're the only ones trying to help!
Meen E: It's too late. The Chancellor is dead, and the kingdom has gone with him, there's nothing left to save!
Toad: I don't have time for this! ( Toad runs toward the phone booth only to be stopped by Meen E. )
Meen E: I already let Mario disappear on me. I'm not letting you go… ( Meen E. grabbed Toad by the arm and held his sword up to Toads neck and readied himself to split Toad's throght. )
Meanwhile in the real world a piece of board from the roof fell to the ground and caught Toads arm, slightly burning it. In the Toadrix Toad noticed his arm flashing green, like in was in a state of flux. He pulled his arm away from Meen E and pushed Meen E. to the floor.
Toad: I'm the good guy… I'm doing something about the problem… your just out for revenge.
Toad walks through the door and picks up the phone, he phases out and into the real world.
Toadsworth runs to Toad and logs him out of the Toadrix.
Toad: Thanks, let's get out of here.
Toadsworth: I wouldn't of left without you my boy.
Meanwhile…
Wario and Waluigi were heading up Wario's driveway.
Waluigi: ahh… nice pad Wario! Much better then my place! I had to share a room with a dancing star in Monstro Town… it was horrible…
Wario: You shoulda came down here earlier. We have parties and sometimes go golfing!
Waluigi: With the enemy?
Wario: Of course! They're not so bad! Me and Bowser just hate em that's all!
Waluigi: And he never throws you guys in jail so I guess being evil has it's advantages…
Wario: Yep! You can borrow a castle without even asking! Just expect to get you ass kicked within 24 hours. But in those 24 hours whoo, we have a hell of a time! Waa Ha Haaaa!
Wario and Waluigi went up to Wario's computer room. Wario saw a message on his old computer.
Warning someone has been fuckin up yo shit… Username "ToadsworthyToad"
Wario: Dammit! Fuckin hackers these days! I wonder who it is? Damn who would have a username Toadsworthy?
Waluigi: Hmmm… you shouldn't worry about that. Besides that computers completely outdated, and we've got a new laptop, so there's no reason to worry about it.
Wario: Hold that thought! The Mario Dart board would look AWESOME right on that door don't you think!
Meanwhile… Between the Kingdom and the Darkworld…
Peach is riding on Yoshi's back, very close to the Darkworld now. Peach was quiet the whole way to the castle, and Yoshi was getting a little nervous… He wanted to tell Peach how he felt about her, but he couldn't get it out…
Yoshi: Peach, I need to tell you someth…
Peach: You know you're just a confused Yoshi right?
Yoshi: That's it! I can't take it anymore! You don't appreciate me at all! I think we should start seeing other people Peach! Cause me and you isn't workin out… (Crying)
Yoshi was so upset he started to lose his balance in flight.
Peach: Ahhh ummm… sorry, look I didn't mean to hurt your feelings! How about we go to your castle and have some unprotected sex!
Yoshi: We do that all the time Peach! If you think we should still be together, you need to be willing to take our relationship to the next level. When I make my speech tonight making me the King of the Mushroom World, I want you to choose… Me or Mario!
End of Part 2...
Super Mario Hacker Bros
Chpt. 4 part 3
Bowser was standing at the top of his castle, looking at the destruction of the Mushroom Kingdom he had caused on the horizon. He felt he had accomplished something Koopas had only dreamed about for years. But at the same time, he felt he had lost something very important in his life. But now was not the time to think of these things, for his job was not done yet. He still needed to get back at the Wario Brothers, and make himself the king.
Bowser: All in a nights work… ( He walked up to his Doom Ship, and sailed off to Wario's castle )
Baby Bowser: ( Running up to the ship ) Waaaaait Daaaaaaddy!
Bowser lowered the ship and yelled over the loud noise it made as he hovered over the castle
Bowser: What do you want!
Baby Bowser: I made Dungeon Cookies! You want one! They're delicious!
Bowser: NO! Go give those to the prisoners! Or eat em yourself! You and Kamek gotta hold down the fort for a while! ( whispers ) Kids, I never should've had so many…
He then took off to the west…
Back at mariosoft…
Mario was sulking in the computer seat where he made his record of 999 minigames…
Luigi: Mario…
Mario: Fuck you Luigi…
Luigi: What did I do!
Mario: You could've easily held him off longer down there! Why did you let them up here in the first place!
Luigi: No I couldn't have! They rushed me Mario! I did all I could to help you! You can't win all the time Mario! The world doesn't work like that!
Mario: Yeah… but we should have won this time!
Luigi: Mario I…
Mario: Ya know… I've been good to you Luigi! Within the past 9 hours so many things have happened! You shouldn't even be here right now!
Luigi: but…
Mario: You are a fag Luigi! A FUCKIN GAY BITCH! It's your fault everything happened!
Luigi: That has nothing to do with anything that happened just now!
Mario: I'm not talking about Mariosoft anymore! It's gone! There's nothing I can do about it! I'm talking about you ruining my life! I didn't forget about you fucking Peach! Now my career is over, and my life will never be the same!
Luigi: Look Mario! That was a long time ago! Before peach even had feelings for you! And it's not my fault I'm bi! I just prefer guys I'm not gay! There's a reason for my fucked up sexuality! You'll see soon enough… I know there has to be a reason I was born like this!
Mario walked over to the window and looked outside…
Mario: Holy Shit! The town's on fire we gotta get out of here Luigi!
KAPSHHHHOOOOWWWW!
Mario and Luigi: FUCK!
In the ruins of the Mushroom Kingdom…
Toad: sigh… there is nothing left. That other Toad, he was right.
Toadsworth: What other Toad, I think you are hallucinating boy! No one else could've possibly been in there!
Toad: And just why not? We found out about that place by a stupid idea I had, anyone could've thought of that, so there could be tons of others in there…
Tayce T: What was it like in the other world…
Toad: I saw… a girl… At least I think Birdo's a girl, she was the "oracle" that's what she said… Look, we've got to call the other members of Mariosoft. We've got to get out of this place.
Toadsworth: agreed, here, use my cell.
Toad: I'll call Mario first…
End of Part 3...
Super Mario Hacker Bros
Chpt. 4 part 4
Bowser was driving his doom ship over the Mushroom Kingdom, soon he would reach Wario's castle…
In the Toadrix…
Meen E: So what you saying is, you can help me get rid of Mariosoft and restore the Mushroom Kingdom to its original state if I help you escape this place.
Birdo: exactly… My powers will not only fix the Mushroom Kingdom, but also bring back the ones who died during the crisis.
Meen E: How is this possible… and why do you want to escape this world?
Birdo: Simple, I was blessed with powers beyond most peoples imagination… Once I entered this place, I realized that I could do much much more here than the real world, I could push myself farther than human limitations allowed. The reason why I want to escape this place is, because here my powers are useless, this is an imaginary computer world, nothing matters here, yet so many people fail to realize it.
Meen E: and how would I help you, your obviously more powerful than I am.
Birdo: Easy, even here I am limited in many ways, but you… you are not for some reason, I thought that Toad that first came here was the one, but I was clearly mistaken, it is you… Clearly it is you. And once you become strong, you will be able to come and go between worlds as you please, and bring others with you.
Meen E: Great, on one condition, I will set an arena in the ruins of the Mushroom Kingdom, and face each one of the Mariosoft operatives myself, once I lay waste to them all, I want you to restore the Mushroom Kingdom, but restore it as it was, before Mario came to the Mushroom World!
Meanwhile…
Mario: What was that?
Luigi: You know how much were gonna have to spend in repairs? Nobodies used the door all day! They just blow a hole in the wall wherever they see a nice spot!
Mario: Oh my god! We can't afford to spend more money!
They heard footsteps coming up the stairs…
Luigi: ( Shaking… scared… )
Mario: Were closed! No more angry riots tonight!
Just then Iggy jumped from the stairs into the room and immediately blew flames around the room.
Iggy: AAAAHHHHAAHAHAHAHA! BURN BURN HA HA! BURN TO THE GROUND!
Roy: You thought you got rid of us for good huh! Well think again chumps!
Just then Mario and Luigi broke away from their fear.
Mario: ( sarcastically ) ooooh the koopa kids, real scary HA HA HA!
Luigi: Yeah what are you gonna do? Stand still and wait for us to jump on you? HA HA!
Wendy: ( Pissed off ) rrrr Shut up! Mario's the one who beat us! You just added humiliation to injury!
Luigi: ( Sweating ) Heh Heh… what are you talking about.
Morton: What did you do, what did you do, oh I'll tell you what you did baby! You screwed me over for life! You Fucked all of us in the ass real hard! And that's not all! Koopas find that very very…
Roy: I know your pissed Big Mouth but shut up!
Mario: Alright can we get this over with…
Roy: Yeah…
Mario and Roy stepped up close to each other, ready to fight.
Luigi: Hold up! We are not about to fight in a god damn burning building! ( He took a step near Roy )
Roy: ( sweating ) Back off Luigi! You wouldn't do it again would yaz?
Luigi: Oh I would, I really would… zzzziiiiiiippp…
Roy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Retreat Koopa kids! Burn the place down on your way out, we gotta get outta here!
Mario: Look, even though I'm extremely pissed at you gay act just now, we still gotta get out of here, once again another thing today that was your fault…
Luigi: sigh… It's not like I set up all these chaotic events! It's the enemies fault, not mine! And I'll make sure we get them back for it!
Mario: Allright. Let's get out of here.
End of Part 4...
Super Mario Hacker Bros
Chpt. 4 part 5
Kamek: So let me get this straight… Bowser said that you, of all people, had to rule the castle while he was gone…
Baby Bowser: Uh Huh… he really is gaining more faith in me, soon I'll replace those Koopa Kids you watch Kamek.
Kamek: sigh… whatever… I devote my life to raising that Koopa and this is how he treats me, not even second in command? Fuck… Bowser's hacking plan better involve giving me a good portion of the Mushroom Kingdom. So far I think this is his most successful plan yet.
Baby Bowser: Oh yeah Kamek, I saved some cookies for ya! Want some? They're grrrrreeeeeat!
Kamek remembered what had happened last time he tasted Baby Bowser's cookies… He decided never to eat them again after that…
Kamek: No thanks, they're horrible…
Baby Bowser: They're Dungeon Cookies!
Kamek: I SAID NO DAMMIT!
Baby Bowser: ( cries )
Meanwhile, near Bowser's castle…
Yoshi: Ahhh we're here Peach.
Peach: I can see that… so… ( it's only a matter of time before he sees Bowser )
Yoshi lands on Bowser's castle roof and walks inside.
Inside…
Baby Bowser: When dad gets home, I'm telling on you for being an UGLY GOOMBA!
Yoshi walks in the room.
Baby Bowser: Daaaaaady! Yay! Gee you got home quick. And you brought Peach again! Hi Peach I missed you!
Peach: I missed you too, weren't you in the dungeons last time I visited.
Baby Bowser: Yeah, but I brokeded out! It was easy!
Peach: So where's Bowser?
Baby Bowser: You silly you came with him! Although… You do look a little fake, like you were stitched together or somethin…
Yoshi: Son, I missed you, gimme a hug!
Yoshi hugs Baby Bowser.
Yoshi: Son, I'm going to become the King tonight. And well, I was hoping… you be the Prince. ( tears started to fill Yoshi's eyes. )
Baby Bowser: ( GASP! ) I love you dad…
Yoshi: You make me proud son!
Yoshi started crying from the joyous moment
Peach: You have got to be kidding me… This was the last I expected.
Yoshi: I'm not sure about Peach… son, she might choose to leave us, but I want you to know, that she'll always be… your mama…
Baby Bowser: Thanks dad!
Kamek walked back into the room…
Kamek: ahh, lord Bowser I didn't know you'd be back so soon, ready for your speech tonight?
Yoshi: Sure am Kamek, and guess what, I'm making you my Royal Advisor…
Kamek: Really… I mean, I always was sorta, but now it's official! Bowser, thank you so much! Hey, you've got a thread hanging out of your butt… but thank you sooo much I won't let you down!
Back in the Mushroom Kingdom Ruins…
Mario and Luigi got a call
Riiiiiiing… Riiiiiiiiing…
Mario Picks up…
Luigi: Hey, you got a cell?
Mario: Yep, I had to fight an angry koopa for it but I got it! Hello?
Toad: ( Over the phone ) Mario, Meet me at the bus-stop to Rosetown, we've gotta make an appointment at the base.
Mario: Alright. I'll be there in ten.
Luigi: Where we goin?
Mario: The Underground base. It's an emergency…
End of Chapter...
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