Title: A Los Angeles Tale
Inspiration(s): Not based on anything in particular, but here are many inspirations...
Author: Miss Rei Faun
Anime: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
Type of Fanfic: Alternative Universe; set in Los Angeles in the present (high school drama)
Genre: Drama/Comedy/Romance (some chapters have more comedy then drama)
Couple(s): OC x HS; DM x HS
Yaoi Yuri or Het: Yuri and later Het
Original Characters: A lot...
Notes/Warnings: This chapter's pretty short...You're going to hear my favorite Limp Bizkit song...I have too much time on my hands... Oh and Trowa and Catherine are not siblings, not that I hate the idea, but...
Rating: R for lime, angst, some drugs, sadness, and a bad flashback. (Edited)
Chapter Rating: R (for foul language and Limp Bizkit)
Disclaimer: GW belongs to Sunrise/Bandai; and all my inspirations come from their respected owners...

"Lemme guess...Duo is a sorry ass driver..." Meilan muttered.

"I concur!" Dorothy said.

"For god sake, will you just shut up, chubby!"

Dorothy's tears well up and she marched right over to Wufei...

"Wufei! For god sakes, will you tell your girlfriend to stop saying I'm fat!"

Wufei just stared at the blonde. "...Riiiight..."

Relena walked over to Duo and Heero. "What happened to the car?"

"This dumbass forgot to check his brakes," Heero bluntly answered.

Duo stared at him and said in a low voice. "If you call me a dumbass one more time..."

"Okay, you two...don't start like you did Saturday," Trowa said.

"So...it fell in the pond?" Quatre asked.

"Pretty much."

Quatre looked really worried. "I'm afraid how your mom will react to this..."

Duo said nothing. Hilde didn't know why, but she kept staring at him (probably wondering whether he was hurt or something...)

Duo looked up to see her and he gave a very vague smile.

Catherine stared at everyone. "...Did someone make a reference to Trent?" She loves Nine Inch Nails...just as much as Duo loves Limp Bizkit...and he REALLY loves that band...

He still denies that thing about Fred trying to hook up with Britney Slut...

"I did," Trowa answered.

"Oh..."

"Look..." Duo began. "She won't get too upset..."

"Are you sure?" Trowa asked. "She does overreact...remember when you accidentally shrank her 'Wham!' shirt?"

(The "Wham!" shirt is now about as big as most of Nellie's clothes...which are small...)

Lindsay: Oh...GAWD! (Cries uncontrollably) M-m-m-my-my-my SS-S-S-SHHHIIIIIIRTTTT! OH GYAD! (Wails and runs to each room)

Duo and a disturbed Trowa: (Just sits there)

(Cries) (Thumps) (Door Slams)

Trowa: (looking very disturbed...)

"...Yeah?" Duo shrugged.

"Well?"

"So..."

"Duo...she's going to kill you..."

"Look...she gets perfectly calm on situations worse than this...like when I accidentally blew up the garage two years ago..."

Most of the girls just stared at him like he was stupid...

"She'll just probably sigh and stuff..."

At Home...

"You...WHAT!" That was Lindsay...

"Where is the car?" Sarah asked.

Duo (still wet) sighed. "In the pond..."

Lindsay's left eye and mouth began twitching...

"You dad's little red corvette...sung about by Prince...is in the fucking POND!"

"Lizzie!" Sarah scolded. "You HAVE car insurance, you know..."

"No I don't."

"You don't?"

"For some odd reason the insurance died with David..."

Sarah became really worried. "Well what are we gonna do!"

Duo rolled his eyes at everybody...

"Well, since he trashed the damn thing...HE'S gonna have to pay for the damage..." Linsay said.

"I WHAT!" Duo protested. "Are you out of your fuckin' mind!"

"Ey! Don't you curse at me without saying the lord's name in vain first!"

"We're Catholic..." Sarah scolded her daughter and grandson. "We're not supposed to be cursing AT ALL!"

Lindsay sighed. "I guess that's the reason why I couldn't take the pill after screwing with David...he's a fucking Protestant...why couldn't he use a damn condom...that horny ass..."

Duo just stared at her like she was retarded. Great...another "Why Duo had to be born" comment... Duo thought...

"Duo already has a job," Sarah stated.

"Then any pay he gets is going to pay for the car!" Lindsay replied egotistically...

"I'm sure it's not so much," Sarah put on a hopeful smile.

"David bought the car for $215,000..."

"Oh dear...Duo how much does McDonalds pay you per week?"

Duo sighed. "25 bucks..."

"Oh...dear...well...er...I'm sure you'll get something nice for Christmas...or your birthday...like a pair of socks and such!" Sarah put on a grin and left at that followed by Lindsay.

Duo became REALLY pissed and went to the basement/his room...

Ladies and gentlemen! Pimps and Hos! Because Duo is so pissed off today, he's about to play "Eat You Alive," by Limp Bizkit on the radio!

...It could've been worse you know...Nellie could play that song by the Ying Yang Twins...it is sick...I can tell you...

...Anyway...

Hey you!
Misses, I don't know what the fuck your name is!

Sarah and Lindsay were sitting at the dining room table drinking iced-tea (it's a daily routine for the mother and daughter). They weren't paying attention to the loud music...or at least not trying to...

I'm drawn to you, something's magnetic here
If I could approach you
Or even get close to the scent that you left behind
I'd be fine.

"This song's interesting," Sarah said aloud.

Lindsay just stared at her mother...

No doubt that
You bring out
The animal inside...

"Well it's your fault you know..." Sarah continued. "You should've been too harsh on him, dear...and that's a fact."

And here comes my favorite part...

I'd eat you ALIVE!
I'd eat you alive...

"Oh my..." Sarah said.

I'd eat you ALIVE!
I'd eat you alive...

"He sure likes that harsh music!"

Nellie walked in, annoyed. She's spending the night at the house again.

Hey you!
Misses, "too-good-to-look-my-way"
And that's cool.

"Hello, dearest," Sarah greeted.

"Can you two please tell him to turn down that crap?" Nellie asked.

You want nothing at all to do with me
But I want you, ain't nothing wrong with wanting you

"Well..." Sarah began.

"You two and your music," Lindsay began...

'Cause I'm a man and I can think what the hell I want
You got that straight!

"That guy talks about sniffing on girl's underpants!" Nellie protested.

"...Come to think of it, AC/DC did talk about big balls..."

No doubt that...
I'd love to...
Sniff on them
Panties now...

"See!" Nellie cried. "I told you!"

"Oh blah-blah-blaggity-blah-blah..." Lindsay simply responded.

"Aunt Lizzie!"

"Lizzie, please..." Sarah sighed.

I'd eat you ALIVE!
I'd eat you alive...
I'd eat you ALIVE!
I'd eat you alive...

And the song went on for the rest of the night...

The end!

((A/N: If you love Limp Bizkit, please don't hate me for making fun of them. If you are a Limp Bizkit (or Durst) hater...don't hate me for mentioning them...they are a little weird, but I don't hate them (or Durst...even though he liked Britney Slut). I love their songs because of the same reason why I love most of Eminem's songs—they're HILARIOUS! (If you love Nine Inch Nails but have a sense of humor, listen to Limp Bizkit's "Hot Dog" and you'll see what I mean...it's so fucking hilarious...)

And Lindsay is not a mean mother at all...if anything she's the female Peter Griffin (HAH!)! The family does get along, too sometimes...I just like making them scream at each other because it's funny...

I don't think I made it as funny as the first two...ah well...))