Hi,

Finally, a serious story!

I would like to take this opportunity to thank the people who have driven me to write this, anyway I'm just gonna say that the continuation of this story depends on the flow of reviews.

Disclaimer: Nay raises his right hand: I hereby solemnly swear to Allah that this material is not owned by me, and never will be, nor anything that comes in the story.

I lower my hand and grin widely

Nay: I feel sooooooooooooo much better about my self now!

A soccer ball hits my head causing me to fall.

Nay O.S.: Please enjoy! And sorry if my English sucks!

P.S: MGAW Mr. Game & Watch.

Yet Another Smash Story

Chapter 1 : Prologue I

Views of New York City fade in, several landmarks are shown, than we see the outside of a karaoke/stand up comedy bar.

The smashers are all inside, some of them were on stools, others are on tables.

Roy: inhales vodka shot THIS LIFE IS SO FUCKED UP, I JUST WANNA FUCK UP EVERY CRAZY ASS…..

Marth: Hey man just cool it! Your so lucky that you are actually here, this place is great!

Link: Marth's right, if it weren't for Nay, we wouldn't have been in this joint, sitting on these stools, or drinking this amazing booze!

Marth: Besides, it's summer, it's vacation time, our time, we deserve it!

Roy: I guess you're right, MMMPH! I think I'm gonna hurl!

Link: I think you had too much to drink.

Marth: I know that you fancy her, but hey, what can we do? The heart wants what the heart wants.

Roy: You guys can say what you want, but goddamn it! I ain't givin' up!

Stomps his hand on the bar counters.

Fox and Falco are sitting on a table along with the Mario brothers.

Fox: takes a puff of his joint This is good shit man!

Falco: Best weed money can buy homie.

Mario: Seriously, this stuff is wacked!

Luigi: So this is how it feels to be high.

Fox: Dude, you should sell this shit! You could make a lot of cash!

MGAW in a neighboring table, high strung drunk cause of his Manhattan, over hears Fox and his words are still echoing in his mind.

A lot of cash!

A lot of cash!

Then he imagines things that could be available to him if he had money.

He pictures himself lying on the beach of Hawaii, sipping a Margarita.

Then, driving an expensive Mercedes-Benz S600 on Wilshire Blvd.

Last, being in bed with hot sexy women.

Now, he comes to and shouts YEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

In one swift move, he runs and grabs the stuff and runs out the door.

Fox: WHAT THE FUCK! GET BACK HERE YOU WEED STEALING SHITHEAD!

He attempts to run after him but Falco holds him.

Falco: DON'T DO IT MAN! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!

Fox stop struggling and Falco Lets him go.

Fox: I was thinking of quitting anyway.

He sees Mario puffing on his joint, then Fox grabs it.

Fox: GIVE ME THAT SHIT CUNT!

He puffs on it like an there was no tomorrow.

Mario: Bi-yatch.

Nay enters the place

Nay: Hey everybody, how's it goin'?

Everybody: Hi, Nay!

He sniffs the air because of a funny smell.

Nay: Do I smell Marijuana?

Falco: Hurry up hide the shit!

But the guys were too stoned/drunk to act logically, so instead the potheads mooned Falco.

Nay: WHAT THE HELL! Get this shit out of here! I barely got my visa and you guys are gonna make me an F.B.I. suspect!

Potheads: Right.

So Nay goes towards the mic while stereo plays the last 10 seconds of Seal's Kiss From a Rose (The CBS live version):

Now that your rose is in bloom,

A light hits the gloom,

On the, grey.

All the smashers applaud to the end of this great song.

Nay: Hey everybody, I just wanted to tell you that since I passed the visa application back in Riyadh, and made it here to the big apple, The drinks are all on the house!

Applause, woohoos, and screams were heard upon the announcement.

Now, to end this night with a blast, one of our own is going to come up on stage and sing, please welcome Jigglypuff singing Whitney Houston's infamous I Will Always Love You!

The crowd goes wild as Jigg gets up on stage.

If I, Should stay

I would only be in, your way

So I'll go, but I know

I'll think of you, every step of, the way

And I, will always, love you I, will always love you

You, my darling you

Bitter sweet, memories,

That is all, I'm taking, with me

So good bye, please don't cry

We both know, I'm not what you, you need

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEI WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!

A sax solo begins played by Nay

I hope life treats you kind
And I hope you have all you've dreamed of.
And I wish to you, joy and happiness.
But above all this, I wish you love.

And I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I, I will always love you.

You, darling, I love you.
Ooh, I'll always, I'll always love you.

The crowd cheers wilder than before

JP bows to the crowd

Kirby: That's my woman ova there yo!

JP: Thank you everybody and goodnight!

Nay: And Denise Richards is hot!

Everybody stops cheering, that is except for those potheads.

Fox: Hell yeah!

Mario: She's soooooooooooooooo frigin hot!

Luigi: And Falco jerks off to pictures of her on the internet!

Everyone minus the potheads stares at Falco

Falco: D'oh! You dumb fucks!

So everybody goes back to their respective hotel rooms.

MGAW knocks on Fox and Falco's hotel room, Falco answers

Falco: You bastard! What the hell are you doing here!

MGAW is clearly stoned off of his mind

MGAW: Want some grass? Fifty bucks per kilo!

Falco stomps the door in his face

Falco: AND DON'T COME BACK!

He walks over to Fox

Falco: Dude, this day was full of shit, I'm gonna take a shower are you gonna be okay by yourself!

Fox is watching TV and completely drunk

Fox: Surrrrrrrrrrrrrre!

Falco heads to the bathroom (A/N: With respect to the readers) so fox takes advantage of the situation.

Fox: The best thing about this hotel…

Grabs the remote

Fox: That it has Pay Per View Porn!

Changes the channel to playboy TV.

Outside, Kirby, Ness, and Mewtwo are lounging about in a salon outside the rooms

Kirby: This tournament is gonna kick-ass!

Mewtwo: Lets hope a nintendo character wins.

Ness: Amen to that, but even if I get eliminated…

He gets a camera out of his bag.

Ness: I still have something to do, CBS wants me to shoot the whole thing.

The elevator opening ding sounds and Jigglypuff comes out carrying some jolly stuff

JP: PIZZA! PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY!

Everyone comes out and gets his share of pizza

JP: Hey guys, let's go see if Fox and Falco want to share a pizza with us.

Kirby: For sure!

Ness: And I can also try my new video camera.

The Foursome barge into the room

Kirby: Yo, we got some pizza and—HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN'?

Obviously Fox was caught masturbating

Fox: Damn it!

He falls of the bed

Nay: Hey, so tell me, how was the beginning? The continuation is depending on you!

The reader/reviewer, so please R+R, your ever loving Nay.