I"m so sorry that I haven't updated but I had writers block and the came the whole HBP crap, but then I thought " I started it, might was well finish it" So this is to all my fellow delusional HHR shippers.

Chapter 2

Hermione was pissed off and technically, I was scared shitless. Sure i was able to take on a fire breating dragon, killer mermaids, a two headed dog, hundreds of dementors, and death Eaters, and not to mention Voldermort serveral times, but a pissed Hermione, I wasn't sure if I would be able to survive the wrath of a woman, let alone Hermione's wrath.

'' WHAT, THE BREAKUP SEX, I CAN'T BELIVE WHAT I AM HEARING-

" Hermione-

" YOU DIRTY PIG-

Gulp

" Hermione it was a joke"

" A what"

" A joke, you know, just kidding, hahaha, kinda stuff"

I am so dead

"well it wasn't very funny was it"

Um I hope I answer right

" Yes" she glared" I mean no absolutly not, very not funny"

She didn't really looked convinced but she finally smiled. " Fine, its okay"

I sighed in relief and looked up, somebody must really likes me up there.

But then again someone had to like me up there if they wanted me to live long enough to finally vancwish the dark lord and save all of humaity from an almost certain destruction.

hmm hmmm

" Well anyways I have to go, got to study" Hermione got up and left

Ron looked at me and smirked" You really did have breakup sex didn't you"

"Yeah, it was great, I mean it was like whoa, whooo"

" You lucky basturd, damn I want to have some break up sex." he thought for a second before responding " You know what, I just want to get laid"

I smirked and looked towards the Ravenclaw table,and spotted Cho talking with none other than pimple faced bitch Marrieta, I shook my head and turned back to Ron who was now talking to Dean and Seamus about Quiditth.

Just as the converstation got good. Lavender came right up to me and took Hermione's now vacant seat.

" Hey Harry is it true you broke up wih Cho"

My mouth once again fell open, honestly if i keep doing that it will permentaly stay open, but as you can see that was the least of my wories and how the hell does news travel so fast. Jesus, is there like a secret girl hotline working mysteriously under the grounds of Hogwarts only running to ruin my life.

Lavender must of seen the look on my face because she smiled and left to whisper in Pavarti ear, most likely telling her that it was true that Cho and I broke up. I buried my head in my arms. This was going to be the worst day of my sad, pathetic, freaking life, even worse than the day that I finally killed mother freaking Voldermort. And why you ask was this going to be the worst day of my life, because is they hadn't already, ALL OF THE ENTIRE WIZARDING WORLD WOULD NO THAT I AM ELIGABLE! Which makes me extremely uncomfortable to deal with WOMEN.

I hate my life.