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2 months later
"Hey, ---- he's com--- to!"
"Goku, Go--, --- you --ay?"
"I to-- you he'd --ke up --day!"
Dark eyes slowly squint open, bright fluorescent lights blaring into them. The face of the tall saiyajin almost resembles one of an awakening babe, squinting out into the foreign peaceful world. His thoughts are so confused, meshing together in visions that he's never seen. Suddenly two faces block the light and hover over him expectantly.
"Goku, Goku! Are you okay?!"
The visions slowly fade into oblivion and Kakarot stares at the two gods wondering who the hell they are. And that blue one is so loud and annoying! The blue one sighs a breath of relief, "Whew, Goku, thank goodness you're awake! We thought you would stay in a coma forever!"
The bearded one nods in assent, "Yes, it's good to have you back son. Your family has been quite worried about you. I got all my chefs to make a grand feast for you to *ahem* recover from your injury," looking quite proud of himself as he adds that.
"What d'ya say, Goku? Are you ready to get back to training?"
Kakarot frowns in confusion, "You're not human. Who are you? And who's Goku?" He sits up on the soft padded bed, looking around at his surroundings as well. It looks like he's in some sort of medical area.
The blue god looks absolutely horrified, "What?! You don't know who you are?!"
The tall saiyajin says indignantly, "Of course I know who I am! I am Kakarot, saiyajin warrior of Bejito-sei!"
Both gods blink several times and Grand Kai whispers into the blue master's ear, "Exactly why is he using his saiyajin name?" King Kai just shrugs and turns back to the saiyajin with a smile on his face.
"Boy, you really got us good there! Pretending you have amnesia! What a joke! That's why I'm proud to call you my pupil!"
Kakarot twitches in disgust, "Me?! Your pupil! What do you take me for?! I am no jester and I demand to know who you are, where I am, and why you keep on calling me Goku?!"
Now the kai's pull up looks of worry and the North Kai says tentatively, "We're calling you Goku because that's your name. I'm King Kai and this is Grand Kai. You were training with me and you got hit on the head by a nasty rock. You've been in comatose for 2 months about two months. Remember now?"
Grand Kai adds, "You got an awful big bump on your head to prove it too. Here, a mirror." The bearded god zaps a mirror out of thin air and gives it to Kakarot to look in.
A wail of pure horror ensues. The mirror drops to the floor and shatters into thousands of tiny crystal fragments. "What happened to me?!" Kakarot cries, looking over his hands and the rest of his body. "I'm so old! I have to be nearly a hundred or something!!" Both gods sweatdrop. Kakarot looks behind himself at his butt and yet another cry of horror follows. "What the hell?! My tail's gone!" He starts cursing at the top of his lungs, looking like he's having a panic attack. King Kai and Grand Kai slowly back away from him.
The blue god laughs nervously, "Hehe, Goku, you really aren't acting like yourself, maybe you should stay in bed some more."
Kakarot looks up at him with a new fierceness in his eyes, one belonging to a killer. "You did this to me didn't you?! I'll bet you cut my tail off, too!" He gets up unsteady and points at them, "You shall pay for messing with a saiyajin's tail with your lives!" He holds up his hands, forming a large ball of crackling green ki.
King Kai yelps holding his hands out as if to appease the saiyajin, "Goku! Kakarot! Aren't you overreacting just a tad?!" With a pause, he demands, "And since when do you have green ki?!"
"HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A SAMPLE?!"
With a loud shriek, the two gods go running, right out of the med wing, screaming mad saiyajin and calling for Pikkon. Kakarot is left completely alone in the ward, along with dozens of empty beds. With a sigh, the saiyajin flops back onto his bed not really wanting to go after them and he fingers the hospital robes that he's been given. "Where the hell am I? I didn't learn a thing from those idiots."
Then the door opens and a plump yellow nurse comes into the room with a sweet smile on her face. "Oh hello dear! It's nice to see you're finally up!"
Kakarot asks, "Um... do you know who I am?" He notes the nametag on her uniform with the name Miss Midge.
"Oh no, son, I'm sorry. I never inquire on a sick fighter's backgrounds. A sort of personal policy. Did you have a nice rest?" she adds pleasantly.
However, the saiyajin sighs a breath of relief, "Oh thank god! I'm sick of people calling me Goku!" Suddenly his stomach gurgles and Kakarot's face wrenches, "Ohh, hungry..."
The nurse laughs, "I think a breakfast can be arranged!"
"Sorry, ma'am I have to decline. Am I on Earth?"
"No, no, far from it. You're in Otherworld! Land of the dead." Kakarot's entire face turns as pale as a ghost. But then Miss Midge adds, "Oh don't look so glum! You're not dead yet! Do you have any business on Earth?"
"Yes, ma'am, I have to purge the planet in the name of Frieza."
Completely oblivious, the nurse smiles, "Oh that's nice. Well, if you really want to get over there, there's a teleport outside. But why don't you change into these clothes first?" She holds out a folded up orange and blue gi. "You can't go out in just those flimsy robes, now can you?" Kakarot bobs his head in thanks and starts changing in front of the nurse. Miss Midge giggles at the eye candy that she's getting, "My goodness! We don't get many lookers like you here often."
Kakarot turns as red as a beet and speeds through the process, only to look at the clothes in complete disgust. "Oh yuck! Human clothes!"
Midgie smiles a bit impishly, "Yes, yes, it's quite loose. Spandex would look MUCH better on you."
The tall saiyajin eyes her warily, sweatdropping. "Rrright. I'll just be going now." He bows respectfully and says, "Thank you very much, crazy woman."
"It was no problem, deary."
Kakarot walks outside, actually short of running, outside to the teleport. At that instant, Grand Kai and King Kai barge into the medical ward with Pikkon following close behind. The blue god yells, "Okay, Kakarot! You better calm down or else we're going to sick Pikkon on you!"
Pikkon sweatdrops, "I'm not a dog!"
Only then they notice that the only the plump Miss Midge is in the room, gathering up the sheets that the tall saiyajin was residing in. Grand Kai says urgently, "Midgie dear, have you seen a rather tall man in here? One of the patients?"
The nurse giggles, "I sure have, Mr. Kai. He should be on his way to Earth by now."
North Kai stares at her in complete horror and runs outside to where the teleport is. "GOKU! GOKU! YOU CAN'T LEAVE HERE!! YOU CAN'T CONTINUE YOUR MISSION!!!" Seeing that the saiyajin is gone, the blue god falls onto his knees yelling up at the sky, "NOO!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!!"
Pikkon himself looks extremely pale. "Earth's going to be decimated!"
"WHO CARES ABOUT EARTH?!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY STRONGEST FIGHTER TO HELL!!"
Grand Kai and Pikkon both sweatdrop.
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2 months later
"Hey, ---- he's com--- to!"
"Goku, Go--, --- you --ay?"
"I to-- you he'd --ke up --day!"
Dark eyes slowly squint open, bright fluorescent lights blaring into them. The face of the tall saiyajin almost resembles one of an awakening babe, squinting out into the foreign peaceful world. His thoughts are so confused, meshing together in visions that he's never seen. Suddenly two faces block the light and hover over him expectantly.
"Goku, Goku! Are you okay?!"
The visions slowly fade into oblivion and Kakarot stares at the two gods wondering who the hell they are. And that blue one is so loud and annoying! The blue one sighs a breath of relief, "Whew, Goku, thank goodness you're awake! We thought you would stay in a coma forever!"
The bearded one nods in assent, "Yes, it's good to have you back son. Your family has been quite worried about you. I got all my chefs to make a grand feast for you to *ahem* recover from your injury," looking quite proud of himself as he adds that.
"What d'ya say, Goku? Are you ready to get back to training?"
Kakarot frowns in confusion, "You're not human. Who are you? And who's Goku?" He sits up on the soft padded bed, looking around at his surroundings as well. It looks like he's in some sort of medical area.
The blue god looks absolutely horrified, "What?! You don't know who you are?!"
The tall saiyajin says indignantly, "Of course I know who I am! I am Kakarot, saiyajin warrior of Bejito-sei!"
Both gods blink several times and Grand Kai whispers into the blue master's ear, "Exactly why is he using his saiyajin name?" King Kai just shrugs and turns back to the saiyajin with a smile on his face.
"Boy, you really got us good there! Pretending you have amnesia! What a joke! That's why I'm proud to call you my pupil!"
Kakarot twitches in disgust, "Me?! Your pupil! What do you take me for?! I am no jester and I demand to know who you are, where I am, and why you keep on calling me Goku?!"
Now the kai's pull up looks of worry and the North Kai says tentatively, "We're calling you Goku because that's your name. I'm King Kai and this is Grand Kai. You were training with me and you got hit on the head by a nasty rock. You've been in comatose for 2 months about two months. Remember now?"
Grand Kai adds, "You got an awful big bump on your head to prove it too. Here, a mirror." The bearded god zaps a mirror out of thin air and gives it to Kakarot to look in.
A wail of pure horror ensues. The mirror drops to the floor and shatters into thousands of tiny crystal fragments. "What happened to me?!" Kakarot cries, looking over his hands and the rest of his body. "I'm so old! I have to be nearly a hundred or something!!" Both gods sweatdrop. Kakarot looks behind himself at his butt and yet another cry of horror follows. "What the hell?! My tail's gone!" He starts cursing at the top of his lungs, looking like he's having a panic attack. King Kai and Grand Kai slowly back away from him.
The blue god laughs nervously, "Hehe, Goku, you really aren't acting like yourself, maybe you should stay in bed some more."
Kakarot looks up at him with a new fierceness in his eyes, one belonging to a killer. "You did this to me didn't you?! I'll bet you cut my tail off, too!" He gets up unsteady and points at them, "You shall pay for messing with a saiyajin's tail with your lives!" He holds up his hands, forming a large ball of crackling green ki.
King Kai yelps holding his hands out as if to appease the saiyajin, "Goku! Kakarot! Aren't you overreacting just a tad?!" With a pause, he demands, "And since when do you have green ki?!"
"HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A SAMPLE?!"
With a loud shriek, the two gods go running, right out of the med wing, screaming mad saiyajin and calling for Pikkon. Kakarot is left completely alone in the ward, along with dozens of empty beds. With a sigh, the saiyajin flops back onto his bed not really wanting to go after them and he fingers the hospital robes that he's been given. "Where the hell am I? I didn't learn a thing from those idiots."
Then the door opens and a plump yellow nurse comes into the room with a sweet smile on her face. "Oh hello dear! It's nice to see you're finally up!"
Kakarot asks, "Um... do you know who I am?" He notes the nametag on her uniform with the name Miss Midge.
"Oh no, son, I'm sorry. I never inquire on a sick fighter's backgrounds. A sort of personal policy. Did you have a nice rest?" she adds pleasantly.
However, the saiyajin sighs a breath of relief, "Oh thank god! I'm sick of people calling me Goku!" Suddenly his stomach gurgles and Kakarot's face wrenches, "Ohh, hungry..."
The nurse laughs, "I think a breakfast can be arranged!"
"Sorry, ma'am I have to decline. Am I on Earth?"
"No, no, far from it. You're in Otherworld! Land of the dead." Kakarot's entire face turns as pale as a ghost. But then Miss Midge adds, "Oh don't look so glum! You're not dead yet! Do you have any business on Earth?"
"Yes, ma'am, I have to purge the planet in the name of Frieza."
Completely oblivious, the nurse smiles, "Oh that's nice. Well, if you really want to get over there, there's a teleport outside. But why don't you change into these clothes first?" She holds out a folded up orange and blue gi. "You can't go out in just those flimsy robes, now can you?" Kakarot bobs his head in thanks and starts changing in front of the nurse. Miss Midge giggles at the eye candy that she's getting, "My goodness! We don't get many lookers like you here often."
Kakarot turns as red as a beet and speeds through the process, only to look at the clothes in complete disgust. "Oh yuck! Human clothes!"
Midgie smiles a bit impishly, "Yes, yes, it's quite loose. Spandex would look MUCH better on you."
The tall saiyajin eyes her warily, sweatdropping. "Rrright. I'll just be going now." He bows respectfully and says, "Thank you very much, crazy woman."
"It was no problem, deary."
Kakarot walks outside, actually short of running, outside to the teleport. At that instant, Grand Kai and King Kai barge into the medical ward with Pikkon following close behind. The blue god yells, "Okay, Kakarot! You better calm down or else we're going to sick Pikkon on you!"
Pikkon sweatdrops, "I'm not a dog!"
Only then they notice that the only the plump Miss Midge is in the room, gathering up the sheets that the tall saiyajin was residing in. Grand Kai says urgently, "Midgie dear, have you seen a rather tall man in here? One of the patients?"
The nurse giggles, "I sure have, Mr. Kai. He should be on his way to Earth by now."
North Kai stares at her in complete horror and runs outside to where the teleport is. "GOKU! GOKU! YOU CAN'T LEAVE HERE!! YOU CAN'T CONTINUE YOUR MISSION!!!" Seeing that the saiyajin is gone, the blue god falls onto his knees yelling up at the sky, "NOO!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!!"
Pikkon himself looks extremely pale. "Earth's going to be decimated!"
"WHO CARES ABOUT EARTH?!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY STRONGEST FIGHTER TO HELL!!"
Grand Kai and Pikkon both sweatdrop.
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