Disclaimer: Nay raises his right hand: I hereby solemnly swear to Allah that this material is not owned by me, and never will be, nor anything that comes in the story.
I lower my hand and grin widely
Nay: I feel sooooooooooooo much better about my self now!
A soccer ball hits my head causing me to fall.
Nay O.S.: Please enjoy! And sorry if my English sucks!
A/N: Hey everyone! Sorry for taking too long to update, I was vacationing for two months in Toronto, picked some English there, a little bit Spanish too, but not enough to read or write or speak, but who gives a "mierda" anyway, eh? I'll try update this fic more often but it might be long for me to update after this one, because I start school at Sep 10 and I'll be in the 12th grade (the last year of school ever!), so my point is that I'll be literally "worshiping" the books, so the next update might on next June if I'm lucky enough, once again a tribute to people who reviewed my fics, I hope there will be more stories in Arabic...
On with the shoe!
Yet Another Smash Story
Chapter 3: Canada
It was a beautiful summer day in the city of New York, the sun was out, the birds were chirping, another bloody drive-by here and there, (A/N: No offense to New Yorkers, I love this city but this cliche is such a gas) nothing could be anymore perfect...
Nayef was just getting out of bed in his respective hotel room, when he heard a lot comotion going on outside his door, so he brews himself a cup of black coffee and heads out...
"What the hell is going on?" Nayef questioned, a little bit of morning anger kicking in.
"They just released the list of the groups and matches" Falco announced.
"I don't why people are crowding here" Nay complained "Don't tell me there isn't another one somewhere else in this hotel"
"Well..." Falco started
"This a badly run fucking hotel!" Nay said as he started leaving
"Youre the one who put us here!" C. Falcon said
"Yeah, and now I regret it!" Nay yelled dragging his suitcase along with him
"أولاد الشرموطة ما يقدروا شي أسويه ليهم!" Nay muttered in Arabic 1
Meanwhile...
Fox and the gang were in Toronto for a visit...
"I t isn't as big as New York, but it's almost the same" Kirby said
"Well it's more safe here, but it doesn't have the same feeling of a big city that the big apple gives" MewTwo grunted
While they were walking on Yonge Street, they found a Starbucks right after Bloor-Yonge subway station...
"Look guys! A Starbucks! They have Starbucks in Canada" Fox said amazed
"You're just a typical ignorant American aren't you?" Ness scolded "This is Canada, not Afghanistan, jeez give me a damn break!"
"Let's go in, we might not be lucky to find another one else where!" Fox shouted rushing inside
"Why me?" MewTwo said sobbing on Ness' shoulder (would be a funny sight, eh?)
So they chase after Fox because they knew that he would make an ass of him self...
Fox goes to the cashier and looks at the cookies
"Good afternoon sir!" asked the perky (possibly gay) cashier "I bet you'd like a chocolate chip cookie with a tall caramel frappacino, eh?"
"Wow! You speak English! And you're menus are in English" Fox looking crazy "Where did you learn English? It sounds so perfect! Oh sorry, I forgot that you were near the US, you probably caught some there, how nice of to speak English just for me! I guess I have such an American face, huh?"
"Oh my god! Were too late!" Kirby screamed
"Poor bastard, he's doesn't deserve what's coming to him!" Ness cried
"Uh, are you single by any chance, sir?" the cashier said flurtatiously
"Rick! Stop hitting on the customers!" his boss scolded him "Do a stunt like that one more time and we'll send you to the Yukon!"
"Oh no please no! My skin is easily penetrated by the frosty weather there and I have sensitive-"
"Rick, I'm not interested in hearing aboot your skin problems, I'm more interested in you getting you're head out of you're gay pants!" the boss said strictly
"No get back to work! And stop whackin' off under the counter!"
"Yes, sir"
"OK lets get out of here!" Fox rushed outside
"Dude I hate thos fucking fags!" Fox yelled "I don't know why would they be hitting on me all day!"
"I don't look gay" Fox said that, then looked at his friends "Or do I?"
All of them turned there heads away and started whistling
"You guys are a bunch of hypocrites!" Fox said
Then the three of them gave him their fingers
"And this is the famous CN Tower!" Nay explained acting as a tour guide "You can see the whole city from up here"
"Where are those French frogs?" Pikachu asked bloodthirsty-ly (A/N I am seriously fucking up the English language!)
"Acually French people live in Quebec and that's a whole other province" Nay said
"OK, so you're saying that they are very very far away?" Pika asked
"Very" Nay said to him "You damn biggot" Muttered to himself
"Feel free to look around, I'll be see you all in the Hard Rock Cafe, tonight" Nay said while exiting
"إذا قعدت زيادة ويا هالمخانيف بيجننوني!" Nay muttered "I better go meet up with Fox and the gang" 2
Pikachu paid a toonie to look through the binoculars
"Hey do you by any chance know which direction Quebec is?" Pika asked MGAW
MGAW scratched his head as in "Beats me!"
"Shit!"
"Well you have to look at the east side of Lake Ontario, but you're not gonna see it because it's too far!" Link said
"But why are so curious about it anyway?" Roy asked
Suddenly Pikachu's eyes turned evil and his teeth looked jagged and blood thirsty
"So its east huh?" He said taking out a remote with a map
So he finds Quebec on the map and makes a target of it
"What the hell are you doing?" Marth asked frightenedly
"I'm gonna rid the world of those frogs forever! Die you filthy frogs! DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!" Pika lost his mind
Then with all the comotion Y. Link saw that Pikachu was about to push the detonator
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Y. Link shouted it in a slow motion dramatic while running way
Pikachu's hands were closing in further and further on the big red button
Everyone is watchin with anticipation
Finally Y. Link pushes him and the remote falls on the ground and the pointer tilts a little to the right
Y. Link slams Pika to the ground, then Pika bites on the balls
"OWWWWWWWWW! MOTHERFU-"
"PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
He shocks him without a second to spare, when he was sure that Y. Link was down he was going for the remote until he realized that everyone was looking at him
"ANYONE WANNA PEACE OF ME?" He shouted
Then people started going on with there business
"NO CAN STOP ME NOW I AM INVINCIBLE!" Pikachu shouted triumphantly as he pushed the button, then he started keeping up with the rockets' trail, but he was crazed when he saw it pass Quebec
"WHAT THE-"
Then the rockets finally hit Greenland destroying the whole damn island
"Holy shit! You destroyed the whole damn island" Zelda pointed her fingers at Pika accusingly
Then crickets start chirping akwardly for 20 seconds without anyone saying anything
"So?" C. Falcon asked
Back to Fox and his friends
Falco stopped at an ATM on Wellsely street after meeting with Nayef, the gang were sitting on a bench waiting for Falco to finish withdrawing, and there was an Arabic guy sitting next to them, his wife appearently withdrawing some cash, meanwhile Nay was a little further away making a phone call to reserve a table at the Hard Rock but still watching the group, then a blond guy with a red t-shirt -who was cashing out too- turned and looked Fox, then he did some seductive flirting acts like rubbing his belly and his licking his mouth, and the Arabic guy was watching him in pure shock, so Fox raised his fist threatningly, so the guy walked off...
"Fucking fag!" Fox muttered
Nay approched them and was hystericlly laughing, and saw that the Arab was talking with Fox
"I'm Kuwaiti" the Man said
"أوه أنت كويتي! أنا من السعودية!" Nay said excited
"يا هلا و مرحبا" The Kuwaiti said
"وش هالخلقات الغريبة هه؟" Nayef asked
"يبغى لك تنتبه لنفسك" The man said advisingly
"إن شاء الله, و أنت بعد" Nayef said
"أنت جاي تدرس إنجليزي هني؟" The man asked
"لا, أنا جاي من نيويورك ويا ربعي نقضي يوم هني, و الحين المفروض ألتقي ناس في الهارد روك كافيه مستعجل شوي" Nay exclaimed
"طيب انتبه لروحك" The Kuwaiti said
"و أنت بعد, في أمان الله"
"مع السلامة"
3
Then Nay walked away laughing hysterically
"What the hell happened?" Nayef asked
"That faggot was was hitting on me!" Fox whined
"Really? I thought he was doing it to someone else" Nay wondered non-sarcastically "It was you? OMG now I'm definetley sure!"
"Of what?" Kirby asked
"Can't you see it? It's so clear!" Ness stated
"What is clear?" Fox asked
"You attract gay people!" MewTwo finally said it "You're a homo-magnet!"
Fox stopped walking and stared blankly infornt of him
"Dude are you OK?" Nay waved his hand infornt of Fox's eyes
Afterabout thirty second he responded
"I'll be all right"
"Come on" Ness said shaking his shoulder "A good brewski at the Cafe will do you good"
So they made their way to Dundas street...
When they entered the cafe, Nay gave the waiter his name and he lead them to their very large table, everyone else was there
"Hey, you guys-a made it!" Mario said excited
"Where-a have-a you-a been?" Luigi asked
"Boy, do I have a story to tell you guys..." Nay said that then glanced quickly at Fox who was giving him the finger while grunting
After about 15 mintues, all the smashers were staring at Fox with an akward silence dominating for a few moments while Fox buried his blushing face in his hands
"Well now that changes everything!" Dr. Mario exclaimed
"Now for the entertainment!" Nay shouted running to the stage (A/N: I know there isn't a stage there but who gives a flying fuck? It's my fanfic!)
Nayef tapped on the mic "Is this thing on?" his friends gave him a thumbs up
"Now then, tonight we have a special guest who is a close friend of mine, you might now him from his famous song in the hit movie "Batman Forever"" Nay explained "So give a warm welcome for my friend! The one! The only! SEAAAAAAAAL!"
Then the curtains raise up as Seal starts playing the piano, playing the beginning kiss from a rose, which made the audience applause and whistle for him.
ba da ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da da da ba ba ee ah
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da da da ba ba ee ah
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya
Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya
ha ah ah ah ah ah ah
ba da ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da da da ba ba ee ah
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da da da ba ba ee ah
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya
Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya
ha ah ah ah ah ah ah
Verse 1
There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill.
Chorus 1
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and,
The light that you shine can be seen.
Chorus 2
Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
...kiss from a rose on the grey.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
Ooh...
Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey.
Inter
ba da ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da da da ba ba ee ah
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da da da ba ba ee ah
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya
Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya
ha ah ah ah ah ah ah
Verse 2
There is so much a man can tell you,
..there...woa...
So much he can say.
there's so much inside.
You remain,
you...
My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.. yeah.
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?
Chorus 1
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.
Chorus 2
Baby,
I've...
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
been... kissed from a rose on the grey.
Ooh, the more I get of you
...ooh...the..
Stranger it feels, yeah
stranger it feels, ...yeah.
Now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey,
Bridge
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey,
...I've been...I've...
I've been kissed by a rose
...been kissed by a rose on the grey.
I've been kissed by a rose on the grey,
...I've been...I've...
...And if I should fall, at all
I've been kissed by a rose
...been kissed by a rose on the grey.
Verse 3
There is so much a man can tell you,
..there...woa...
So much he can say.
there's so much inside.
You remain
you...
My power, my pleasure, my pain.
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny, yeah (L)
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby.
Chorus 1
But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and
the light that you shine can be seen.
Chorus 2
Baby,
I've...
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
been... kissed from a rose on the grey.
Ooh, the more I get of you
...ooh...the..
Stranger it feels, yeah
stranger it feels.
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the grey.
Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
I've...been kissed from a rose on the grey.
Ooh, the more I get of you
...ooh...the..
Stranger it feels, yeah
stranger it feels. ...yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom
aah-ee-aah...
A light hits the gloom on the grey
aah-ee-aah...
Outro
ba da ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da da da ba ba ee ah
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the grey.
Everyone gave him a standing ovation which he well deserved, and he said "I like to thank Nay for giving this oppurtunity, I like Toronto a lot, and thank you guys for being my fans, thank you so much!"
The wild cheering started again, this time it was in-toxinated by half-a-dozen rounds of Molson Canadian
"GO SEAAAAAAAAAAL" Falco shouted
"YOU DA BOOOOOOOOMB!" Bowser gave him two thumbs up
A/N: I gotta say that this chapter sucked, I wrote on the top of my head, I hope next once would be better...
Please read and review! I need a motivation, a push forward some support people! PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE R&R!
And these are translations for the parts in Arabic:
1- "You sons of bitches never appreciate anything I do for you!"
2-"If I stick around longer with these fuckers they'll drive me crazy!"
3- "Oh you're Kuwaiti! I'm from Saudi Arabia!"
"Nice to meet you!"
"Did you see that weird shit? Lots of sickos here, huh?"
"Yeah, you better watch yourself here"
"Yeah, you too"
"Are you here to study English?"
"Now, I came here from New York with some of my friends, were supposed to meet the rest of the at the Hard Rock Cafe, so I in a little hurry"
"Well then, take care"
"Will do, see ya"
"Bye Bye"
I hope you liked this chapter, anyway I need some sleep so Adios!