Disclaimer: I hate to admit it, but I don't own Naruto. And if I did, I wouldn't tell you anyways, or you'll hunt me down.
A/N: HERE IT IS!! DON'T HUNT ME DOWN OR ELSE I'LL CURSE YOU GUYS FOR LIFE!!! You kill me, I will haunt you! Thanks to the reviewers for reviewing my story. Thanks to my beta reader, Takeshi-Chan! Anyways, ENJOY!
Kakashi, Gai, Iruka, Kurenai, and Takeshi: Rock, paper, Scissors! (Everyone had Rock except Takeshi, who had scissors)
Kakashi: All right, Takeshi! You know what to do.
Takeshi: Yeah, yeah, it's always me... (Mumble) (Leaves)
Iruka: I hope this plan works...
Gai: I'm sure it'll work! It won't fail because I'm here!
Kurenai: Quiet! Here she comes!
Everyone: (starts whispering and pretending that nothing is going on) (Whistles)
Saki: Okay there...what's with them...? (Looked at them confusedly)
"All right kids, I'm gonna guard this place so you guys can get some sleep." Asuma reassured them.
"And I'll be here awake, watching over you guys okay?" Anko sat down on the table with her legs crossed.
Everybody gulped, but soon agreed.
Everyone slept while Asuma guarded.
Chapter 4- Crying?
Naruto tried to get some sleep, but he couldn't because of all the Senseis.
"Couldn't go to sleep, Naruto?" Sakura laid her head on top of her arms.
"Yeah...I just can't believe that...Kakashi-sensei and other Senseis are dead..." Naruto's face turned sad.
"Me too...I thought that they're strong...but I didn't want anyone to die...what if that person killed all the Senseis and we'll be left alone...What if we can't beat that person...?" Sakura's eyes had tears at the edge of her eyes.
"Don't worry, Sakura-chan. I'm sure that won't happen. If it did, we can just fight that person ourselves. Besides, we got strong teammates."
"Yeah, you're right. Sasuke will kill that murderer and everything will be okay!" Sakura smiled happily.
"Damn it! It's always has to be Sasuke! Sasuke, this and Sasuke that! All Sakura thinks is Sasuke! God damn it! When is she going to say that I will kill that ghost...? I got to do something to impress Sakura before Sasuke does!" Naruto thought heatedly.
Sasuke saw Anko walk out the classroom. Sasuke was gonna to get up to check what's going on, but then...someone stopped Sasuke.
"Huh? What the hell?" Sasuke turned around to see who had stopped him
The person wasn't stopping him, but hugging him instead. It was...
"Lee!?"
"Ohhh, Sakura-chan! I can't believe that we're finally alone! Let's kiss my love!" Lee was sleep talking in his dream as he edged nearer to kiss Sasuke.
"AHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FUZZY WEIRDO!"Sasuke screamed and punched him.
Everyone woke up.
"Nani?! What happened?!" Ino panicked.
"I heard someone screaming!" TenTen shouted.
"Ouch! Who hit me?" Lee finally woke up.
"I did, you idiot!" Sasuke yelled.
"Why you hit me for?"
"Because you were about to kiss me! You freaking fuzzy weirdo!"
"HAHA!!!" Naruto laughed.
"What's so damn funny?!" Sasuke yelled furiously.
"I'm laughing because you screamed like a girl and got freak out from fuzzy eyebrows! You're such a scary cat! And it was funny! Haha!" Naruto laughed hard, his arms hitting the floor.
"SHUT UP, DOBE!" Sasuke blushed.
"Haha! You know what Sasuke, Naruto is right. That is funny! Haha!" Kiba laughed too.
"I didn't think it was that funny...because I would have been freaked out like that too, if it was me... and of all people...my teammate Lee...hugging me...." Neji's eyebrow rose.
Everyone continually laughed at Sasuke.
Sasuke turned around wrathfully and ignored them.
==by the classroom's door==
"Are you tired, Asuma?" Anko asked.
"Huh? What? No, no, I'm not tired." Asuma yawned.
"Well, to me, you seem like it...why don't you take a break? I'll take over your spot."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah."
"Alright then, if you feel tired, just let me know, okay?" Asuma yawned again.
"Don't worry, I will." Anko smiled.
Asuma went to back inside the classroom while Anko stood guard.
Anko guarded for three hours and read Girl's magazine.
She giggled, "Hehe! This is so romantic...I wonder if I can find a guy like that..."
A crash was heard down the hallway.
"Huh? What was that?" Anko stood up.
Then she heard someone crying.
"It sounds like a little girl crying." Anko whispered.
Anko walked and followed those howling cries that led her. She walked down the hallway until the howling stopped.
"Huh? No more howling."
Anko heard the door open slowly.
"What? That's where the basement is." Anko said as she saw the door.
Anko opened the door, it was dark inside, and so she lit the fire on the candle, and walked down the stair. She looked around, there was nothing unusual. Then she heard a creak, quickly turned around, but it was just a mouse.
She sighed, "Please don't scare me like that, god... I've better go back before they'll be worried about me."
Anko was about to walk out, but a bunch of boxes fell on top of her. Something fell out from the box. Anko caught it and then she looked at what she had caught.
"A doll? Huh, I wonder why there's a cute doll that wou-"
==Back to classroom==
"All right kids! What's so funny?" Asuma yawned as he came in.
"You want to know what happened. Then I'll tell you!" Naruto laughed.
"Don't you dare tell him!" Sasuke shouted.
"What if I did?" Naruto smirked.
"If you do, I'll kill you!"
"Haha! I like to see you try!"
"I will then! An idiot like you will always lose duel against me, DEAD LAST!" Sasuke said grimly.
"Nani?! That's not fucking true!" Naruto yelled angrily.
"You wanna fight?!"
"Bring it on!"
"All right, that's enough! Don't fight here; I don't want to see you guys against each other. Remember, we're teammates." Asuma yelled as he split them up.
"Yeah, yeah, I know that." Naruto mumbled.
"A dobe like him was never my teammate." Sasuke mumbled.
"Ano...Sensei..." Hinata said shyly.
"Nani?" Asuma said.
"Isn't Anko-Sensei was with you?" Hinata asked.
"Well, she was. Right now, she's guarding."
"But Asuma-Sensei, she isn't there." Shikamaru said.
"What are you talking about? She's right there close by th-" Asuma stopped as he pointed.
"What the? Where did she go?"
"Maybe she's left to get a drink." Naruto said.
"No, she wouldn't do that." Asuma said.
"Huh? What do you mean?" Chouji asked.
"She wouldn't go get a drink without telling us." Asuma explained.
"You don't mean...that she might..." Sakura covered her mouth with her hands.
"Might have got killed..." Shino finished sentence.
"We have to look for her then, or else she'll get herself killed!" Lee yelled.
"Yosh, let's start looking for her!"
==Outside from classroom==
Everyone started looking for Anko.
"Anko?! Where are you?!" Asuma yelled.
There was no sign of Anko.
"Where could she gone?" Ino bit on her fingernails.
"I don't know. If we don't find her, you'll never know what could happen to her." Asuma answered.
"Sensei, look! I found something!" Kiba shouted.
"What is it?"
"Look, there's blood on the floor." Kiba pointed.
There's a blood splattered everywhere.
"Let's go..." Asuma walked down the hall filled with blood.
"Nani! I don't want to!" Chouji yelled.
"We have to, we might find something."
"Let's go then, I don't want to waste my time standing here doing nothing." Sasuke said coldly.
"Yeah, he's right. Let's go!" Naruto yelled.
==Basement==
The blood down the hallways stopped by a door.
"Let's check it out." Shino shove his hands in his pockets.
"Who's going in first?" Lee asked.
"Don't look at me; I'm not going in first...It's so troublesome" Shikamaru looked at the ceiling.
"Me too." Chouji panicked.
"I'll go in then!" Naruto and Sasuke said together.
"Hey Sasuke! Let me go in first!" Naruto yelled.
"No, I will go in first, dobe! You wait here!" Sasuke yelled.
"Ya-da! I'm gonna in!"
"No, you don't!"
Sasuke kicked Naruto's leg. Naruto fell on the floor.
"Why you, Sasuke-teme! I'm gonna kill you!" Naruto yelled.
"Kill me then! I like to see you try!" Sasuke yelled.
"STOP IT, YOU TWO! Let's just go together. That makes it even easier than having them argue." Asuma sighed.
"I agree. We're wasting our time here." Sakura nodded.
Asuma opened the door slowly. It was dark; Asuma took out the candle and lit up the fire.
"Man, there lots of things in here and boxes too." Lee said.
"You're right; I wonder what's in there?" Neji asked.
"Whatever, I'm not interesting. I just want to fi-" Sasuke stopped.
"Sasuke-kun, what's wrong?" Sakura asked.
"Look, everybody..."
Their eye widened. There was a human heart with a knife stabbed at the middle. On the wall, there were words written in blood, "I LOVE YOU"
"I heart you? What does it mean?" Naruto scratched his head.
"Idiot, it's mean I love you, not I heart you. Man, how can you be so dumb solving this problem?" Kiba said.
"Hey...I knew that. I was just testing you guys...but Kiba...I don't love you..."
"He's dumb as always." Shikamaru whispered.
"Yeah." Chouji nodded.
"But...where did that heart come from?" Hinata bit her lip.
Something dripped and fell on Sakura's shoulder. She quickly touched it.
"Blood...?"
Sakura looked up and she was completely stunned.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Sakura screamed.
Everyone turned around to see what happened, but saw Sakura crying.
"What's wrong, Sakura?" Ino asked.
"That...Look up..." Sakura cried as she pointed up.
Everyone looked up and their eyes widened. Something horrific caught their eyes. There was a body that cut in half and ropes tied around the waist. It was Anko...
Everyone screamed!
"AHHHHH!!! IT CAN'T BE! THAT'S ANKO'S HALF BODY!" Naruto yelled.
"Where's the other half?!" Lee yelled.
"It can't be..." Tenten took a step back...
She hit against the wall, but then she saw a long spear. She looked at it. Her eye widened and her heart beat accelerated.
"Ahhh!!!" TenTen screamed.
"What happened, Tenten?" Neji asked.
Tenten couldn't say anything. It was Anko's other half. Her half was stabbed by spear on her stomach. Her mouth was opened and the blood was coming out from it.
"Shit...I can't believe this..." Asuma said and added, "Everyone, listen! I want all of you to go back to the classroom and stay there."
"What about you, Asuma-Sensei?" Naruto asked.
"Don't worry about me; I'm gonna look for that killer."
"Nani!" Everyone yelled.
"You can't, Sensei! You'll get yourself killed like the rest!" Chouji yelled.
"Yeah, that's right! You can't go by yourself, let us come with you!" Lee said.
"No! This the only way for you guys to be safe. Do what I tell you, I'll come back alive, all right?" Asuma ordered.
"Demo...Demo..." Kiba said.
"Just do it! I won't repeat it again. Now go!"
"Hai..." Everyone left the basement and went straight back to the classroom.
TBC
Enjoying so far? Well, you better be or else I'll eat your brain Mwhahaha! Please RR!
Saki: Yay! I'm done making my doll. Hmm...something missing...oh yeah! I forgot to put a ribbon. I better get it! (Goes to her room)
Kurenai: Look! There she is! She's sitting. (Hides behind the wall)
Kakashi: Alright guys, you know what to do. (Whispers)
Everyone: (nods)
Gai: Let's go!
Everyone: Ahhhhhhh! (Runs) (Starts stabbing her with a knife, shooting with a gun, and use Justus) DIE, DIE, DIE, YOU BITCH!
Takeshi: Everyone! Move out of the way! (Appears with a big Bazooka)
Anko: Yeah! Finish her off!
Takeshi: (Shoots and hits it directly) (It exploded into many pieces)
Everyone: Yay! She's dead! No more chapters! We can rest in peace! (Cheers)
Saki: What happened to my doll?! (Appears behind Takeshi)
Takeshi: Huh? That was your doll?
Everyone: NANI?! Damn...we thought this is over...why can't she just die already?! (Looks disappointed)
Iruka: Uh oh...uh guys...I think she's mad! (Points at her)
Everyone: (Turns around at Saki, who had a scary angry face)
Saki: YOU SHALL PAY FOR RUINING MY CLONE!!! I'M BEYOND MAD!!! YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!!!(Takes out a chainsaw and starts chasing them)
Everyone: Holy shit! RUN! (RUNS AROUND LIKE CRAZY)