Episode 26: Name your Game!
Group Wild Cards sat on the elimination ceremony area..
Host: Players safe from elimination are Scorbunny-
Scorbunny: Yes!
Save Courtney Megamind Scorbunny
Prize Espurr Espurr Espurr
Kill Megamind Courtney Megamind
Host: Sylveon... Typhlosion and surprisingly... Ribombee!
Final four Courtney, Espurr, Gwen, Megamind
Megamind: Espurr
Scorbunny: Espurr
Sylveon: Espurr
Courtney: Megamind
Gwen: Megamind
Typhlosion: Espurr
Ribombee: Espurr
Espurr: Megamind
Host: Megamind! I'd say this is your final glorious failure! But don't worry Espurr will join you in death!
Megamind: Ugh... even after all my help, thanks a lot you savages..
Espurr pointed at Sylveon and then died
Sylveon: Awe sorry to see you gone Megamind, take care...
Megamind: Whatever, all my points go to Sylveoahhhh!!! *He screamed and died*
Ribombee (Confessional): It would've been pointless to vote for Gwen or Courtney... without them voting for eachother... would've been near impossible to take them out...
Host: Alright now Group Wild Cards has six members while everyone else has 8 members...other than Poke Power who has seven... anywho I I it's time for Phase 3!
Alejandro: The merge?
Host: What? No too early, it's just new teams
Groans and grumbles...
Host: However.. this won't be a random team selection this time I'll make YOU!!!!! BE the ones that choose the teams, it will be two teams of 14!
Rowlet: Okay so Lura you and I are definitely sticking together any other ideas?
Lurantis: Um... I think we should keep Oricorio in our team...
Oricorio: I guess...
Chimecho: Let's leave this team!
Dhelmise: See ya you scallywags!
Chimecho: Hey can we join here!
Oricorio: Sure...
Lurantis shyly smiled and Rowlet looked bored..
Rowlet (Confessional): Ugh Dhelmise...seriously... she's all Yar! This and Arr! That...ugh I guess it's better than being one of Alejandros goonies... but still I won't enjoy listening to her Pirate tales..
Froakie: I'll stay here
Chimecho: Awesome! More friends to meet! Hey Roserade wanna be on the same team?
Roserade: No *walks away*
Sillicobra: Issss everyone heressss?
Tsareena: It seems...we should all stick together
Toxtricity: You know we also have an alliance
Charjabug: Both of our alliances can merge so we stay safe together!
Duncan: Makes sense.. Alright we'll throw you a bone, both our alliances merge
(??? TEAM)
Paintbrush: So uh..do you all hate me?
Froakie: It's not that we hate you is just... we saw you as a last resort vote
Rowlet nudged him, Froakie mouthed what?
Paintbrush: I'm really sorry about Lycanroc...I really didn't mean to... you know...
Oricorio: I'm trying to not think about it... but even if your self immunity did cause her to...to.. ugh...be gone... I know Lycanrocs kind heart wouldn't had wanted me to feel anger or hatred towards you... please...be on my team... so I can truelly get to know you better..
Paintbrush: Thank you Oricorio...
Nickel: Hey Paintbrush now that we have a minute to talk, I think we should be on the same team,we're the only ones who know eachother from our dimension...
Paintbrush: Well that does make sense...
Golf Ball: Exactly! Us objects will likely be hated by the others so so it's best if we Ally with eachother!
Lurantis: Well... we can all help you...if you need...
Dhelmise: Welcome to the poop deck my new recruits yar har har!!!
(Other team)
Ribombee: Hey Tsareena! I see you managed to survive this long eh?
Tsareena: Of course darling, I'm a master strategist and accountant~
Sylveon: Woah you're an accountant, maybe you can teach me a thing or two, I'm pretty bad with taxes
Tsareena: Sure, more allies the better
(!!! Team)
Courtney: Should we stay on that team or go on the team with Duncan?
Gwen: Honestly...I think it's best we stay away from Duncan... don't wanna see his stupid face anytime soon
Courtney: Haha same..Hey everyone we'll be joining this team Alright!
Rowlet: Not like we can stop you...
Golf Ball: Come on Blocky I'm telling you! It's safe if you stay on the team with me! We objects stick together, that other team will eat you alive!
Blocky: Sorry Bossy Bot but I gotta win this to see Pen and Eraser again.. and being with my old team alliance gives me better chances...
Golf Ball: Ugh! Fine leave you block head! *she saw him join the other team*
Chimecho: This team has a lot of kind, nice people so join now! *She looked happy*
Scorbunny: Nice people? Awesome!
Typhlosion: Kind people? Far out dude heh *He walked towards that team, smoking a cigarette*
Meanwhile...
Alejandro looked at the final two options Squidward looked at both teams from time to time, he looked like he was thinking which team he hated less which was hard choice...
While Dewpider looked nervous and was shaking terrified... he was small, weak both physically and minded...
Alejandro (Confessional): I don't trust the new alliance that merged with ours, I will make sure my alliance gets rid of them quite easily, but for that we need numbers advantage... Dewpider would be quite easy to manipulate!
Alejandro: You!
Dewpider: Huh! What?! *she looked scared*
Alejandro: Join our team NOW! *He asserted alpha dominance*
Dewpider gave a scared yelp and ran towards the team Duncan was on
Duncan: Dude what the heck is this small runt?
Alejandro: Trust me, it will all be worth it on due time
Sillicobra: Where did Nickel go?
Roserade: He ditched us for the other team...
Tsareena: Not like it matters, after Chimecho and Dhelmise were gone from our team, Nickel was definitely gonna go next anyway...
Host: Squidward you're the last person picked so go to the opposite team!
Squidward boredly walked to the other team...
Host: This challenge is super simple.. choose your team name...the team with the best name wins while the worst team loses!
(???)
Paintbrush: Okay Team we must do a good name!
Dhelmise: Yar! But what shall we name ourselves lass?
Rowlet was next to her and looked annoyed
Courtney: Well in this team we are all allies right?
Gwen: Yep!
Scorbunny: Yea!
Lurantis: Mhm..
Chimecho: And we all have to be United so we can manage to win this!
Oricorio: Mhm...
Nickel: Makes sense..
Froakie: Just tell us what the name should be...
(!!!)
Toxtricity: Alright team so as leader i..
Alejandro: Um actually I'm the leader here...
Charjabug: Your little girlfriend Heather choose Toxtricity as his right hand man since the start, and now that she's gone that means he's the alliance leader!
Alejandro: Heather and I only hada fling, our relationship wasn't what you think, I'm actually glad she's gone now I am less distracted and more focused on this game
Circle: How about we name ourselves The New Pink Peaches like Goo, Atom and I agreed..
Bergmite: That sounds super stupid...
Circle (Confessional): Ugh I should've just trusted my gut and not joined this team.. none of these people are good to be around..
Tsareena: Exactly! We're not all in The Pink Peaches!
Roserade: Exactly! We're on different clan alliances and we obviously don't see eye to eye or trust eachother since we're all honesty kinda Shady..
Ribombee: Touché... our ideals and strategies clash a lot...
Hatterene: Well... if you remove.. The, New Pink Peaches out of the and add this... then we get...
Host: Okay let's see the team names.. the team on the left is...
Chimecho: The United Allies!
Their jingle was a happy one and their logo was shiny shield!*
Host: While the team on the right is...
Duncan: Psh, we're The Clashing Clans!
Their team jingle was a bit more slower pace and serious, very similar to the Iance theme in tempo, their logo was two silver swords clashing against eachother*
Host: Okay so you two teams are made and I'l judge the team names uh hmm they're both stupid, both of the teams are ufe
Episode 27: La Tinx Suckers!
Host: I got everyone's votes so let me say who's safe...
Alejandro: Toxtricity
Duncan: Toxtricity
Blocky: Alejandro
Roserade: Toxtricity
Circle: Duncan
Toxtricity: Alejandro
Hatterene: Duncan
Dewpider: Toxtricity
Sylveon: Duncan
Tsareena: Toxtricity
Ribombee: Toxtricity
Bergmite: Toxtricity
Sillicobra: Toxtricity
Charjabug: Alejandro
Alejandro 3 times 2, Duncan 3 times 2
Toxtricity 8
Alejandro 6
Duncan 6
Host: Toxtricity! Your time is up!
Toxtricity: This... this can't be! I uh Ieave all my points to Hatterene! Come on girl, keep the alliance going! Ahhhhhh!!! *He died*
Hatterene looked shocked
Bop!
The Clashing Clans had all been replaced with The United Allies
Host: Okay so you all voted let's see here...
Paintbrush: Wait uh can I use my token?
Gasps!
Host: Sure, you don't have to tell me who, just think about it and I'll remove the Ally immunity from you
Paintbrush was thinking...
Host: It's settled, here are the votes
Chimecho: Rowlet
Gwen: Dhelmise
Courtney: Dhelmise
Scorbunny: Rowlet
Golf Ball: Dhelmise
Paintbrush: Froakie
Nickel: Chimecho
Lurantis: Dhelmise
Rowlet: Dhelmise
Dhelmise: Froakie
Froakie: Dhelmise
Typhlosion: Dhelmise
Squidward: Dhelmise
Oricorio: Froakie
7 Dhelmise, 2 Rowlet, 3 Froakie
Save votes
Rowlet minutes 3, confirmed safe; Dhelmise got a save and an eliminate so its null, 3 times 2 for Froakie
Final Score: 7 Dhelmise vs 6 Froakie
Host: Your time on this ship is over Dhelmise!
Dhelmise: Yar! This can't be matey! I thought I was well recieved by ye crew! *Sad Yar*
Viewer Votes:
Save:Blocky X 3
Circlex2
Golf Ball x2
Nickel x3
Squidward x4
Ribombee
Tsareena x2
Roserade x2
Sillicobra x2
Chimecho
Lurantis
Rowlet x3
Dhelmise
Sylveon
Courtney
Typhlosion
Paintbrush
Scorbunny
Charjabug
Kill:
Tsareena
Duncan x2
Alejandro x2
Gwen x2
Courtney x2
Circle
Dewpider
Dhelmise
GB
Sillicobra
Froakie x2
Sylveon
Bergmite
Toxtricity
Hatterene
Charjabug
Oricorio
Typhlosion
Scorbunny
Paintbrush
Host: However Paintbrush used their Ally immunity on.. Dhelmise! So they are still in the game!
Rowlet: What! *He looked mad and glared at Paintbrush*
The people who voted Dhelmise awkwardly looked away from her in anger...
Dhelmise: Yar! I can't believe so many of ye crew won't even give me a chance! I'm more than just a Lassie Anchor! I've got experience and tales to bewildered the most complex of stories ya see he're!
Golf Ball: Sorry you just weren't that beneficial to the team in my opinion... with no arms or... legs...
Nickel: Seeing as you're born without a mouth, I'd expect you to talk less than you actually do...
Dhelmise: *Grunts* Thank you Paintbrush for saving ye lass! I swear my allegiance to ye as your loyal comrade! Together we can overcome anything matey! Yar Har Har!
Chimecho: Dhelmise is my friend soo guess since you saved her when can join your little object people alliance!
Nickel: The more the merrier *He rolled his eyes*
Froakie: So what's happens to me... do I go on a tie breaker with Rowlet or?
Rowlet boredly looked at the water Frog
Host: Oh no don't worry, you don't have to do that seeing as you're straight up eliminated, Ally Immunity Triumphs almost all~
Froakie: No way...I'm out!
Rowlet: Psst give me all your points and I'll find a way to get rid of Dhelmise for you
Froakie: Fine! I don't give a fuck since I'm gonna die anyway take my points! Ugh this team sucks! Screw you all! You're all a bunch of uglies! I wish Braixen was on my team, she and i would've- ahhhhhhh!!!! *He screamed in pain and died*
Typhlosion three him to the dead body pile
Lurantis (Confessional): Um.. I didn't really wanna vote for Dhelmise as she didn't do anything wrong to me, but um... I know Rowlet doesn't like her, so i voted for her..
Silence
Host: Kinda awkward so let's do a challenge! This will be a soccer challenge as a call back to season 6!
Many contestants groaned and jeered in annoyance...
However... Scorbunny had star eyes!
Scorbunny (Confessional): Woohoo! Yea! I can't believe I get to do a sport challenge; and my favorite sport too!!! Flipping sweet! Hopefully this will distract me from my friends dying... like...Trophy... ugh I bet he would've loved this challenge... hmmm when we used to talk he did tell me he disliked Courtney for her bossyness and she broke him once... I think I should keep that in mind, I need to stop being an aloof cheerful dumb bunny, I gotta start playing smarter!
Squidward: Seriously...I am a musician and an artist! I don't do silly sports like this! *He glared and crossed his arms*
Scorbunny: Alright team this will be fun! I'll be an attacker with uh Paintbrush, Courtney and Gwen! Squidward, Lurantis, Typhlosion, Oricorio and Nickel can be defense and hmmm Dhelmise! You can be the goalie!
Chimecho: What about everyone else?
Scorbunny: You can sit on the bleachers in case we need you to like swap in for someone i guess
Rowlet: Not like I rather do work anyway *He sat on the white void floor reading a book*
(The Clashing Clans)
Alejandro: This is perfect!
Charjabug: What! The fact you got rid of our old alliance leader during a challenge that could've been perfect for him!
Duncan: Heh dude, your voice sounds so accordion-y
Charjabug: Shut up!
Hatterene: Well...now that i became the alliance leader-
Alejandro: Of your alliance, my Allies are still on my side
Hatterene: Uh yea.. I think we need need form team placements any ideas?
Alejandro: I'll be an attacker, back home I used to play Fulbito a lot, was best in the country *He looked confident*
Duncan: I'll be an attacker too, don't know much about this sport but I know a thing or two about being aggresive!
Tsareena: With these beauties I'll be able to do quite the powerful kick on those Brat United Allies! *She rubbed her thicc legs*
Blocky: Speaking of legs, I'm pretty good at kicking so I should be attacker too
Sylveon: Now we need some defense, any ideas?
Roserade: I'll do it
Circle: Same
Dewpider: Um... I'm too scared to play...what if get hurt or...if I die of fractured bones! Oh no... can't do it!
His team looked at him annoyed
Ribombee: Little baby is right, I'm too pretty to get hurt on the field just look at me!
Silicobra: You didn't look the prettiessss to me when you were eating that trasssssssh...
Ribombee: Shut Up!
Sylveon: We need some defense! Ugh fine I'll volunteer, two more spots
Hatterene: What about me?
Roserade: You can't, you're too slow...
Hatterene: What? I'm not that slow... am i?
Tsareena: Darling you can barely move under all that fat you hide in your coat
Hatterene: What the hell did you just-
Sylveon: Hatterene actually...you can be goalie, you have that big hair hand right, perfect for quick catching without much moving! Come on two mkre defense volunteers...
Bergmite: I like so dont want to do this, I need to make best of this phone battery now that Toxtricity is dead and I can't recharge!
Charjabug: Ugh! Fine I'll be defense...
Sillicobra: Ssseeing ass no one elssssse volunteersssss I guesssss I'll be defenssse...
Circle: Alright then we can start the match!
Host teleported everyone to a far place in white void with two goals on each side, and then a whistle was blown to signal the start of the first half
Blocky was running with the ball Oricorio tried to block it but he was too fast, he gave a kick
Dhelmise tried to block it but
Host: Goal! Clashing Clans 1 - United Allies 0!
Scorbunny: Dont worry team watch this! *She was using the soccer ball really well and began running towards their goal, she kicked and Hatterene tried to block it but missed
Host: Goal! Both teams are tied!
Sylveon: Alejandro I've formulated that their defenses are quite vulnerable and even their attackers are sub par
Alejandro: What do you suggest we do?
Circle: Simple, we target Scorbunny and surround her, she'll get tired and we can eventually score goals, just ignore everyone else they're easy pickings
whistle blow*
Scorbunny smiled playing soccer until suddenly Tsareena Trop Kicked her in the face, took the ball and began running, she did a powerful kick on Dhelmises Goal
Dhelmise: YAR! DAMN IT!
Clashing Clans 2 - United Allies 1
Chimecho: Hey! They kicked her that can't be fair?!
Host: All kicking, shoving and horseplaying is allowed
Dhelmise: So sorry leader...
Scorbunny: Ow.. i-its okay just try to block more alright
whistle blow*
Paintbrush was running with the ball
Scorbunny: here pass it you're surrounded!
Paintbrush tried to pass it but accidentally gave it to Roserade
Roserade: Thanks, idiot *She kicked the ball and BZZT Goal!*
Rowlet: I always knew you were so useless Dhelmise!
Dhelmise: Yar! At least I'm trying unlike you being lazy in the bleachers! You'd never make it in me crew scallywag!
Duncan stole the ball from Courtney
Gwen: Oh of course you stealing things from her, first her heart and now this!
Duncan passed the ball to Circle
Duncan: Oh you did not just bring that up! Listen here Courtney you were just too controlling, obsessive and outright kinda bitchy
Courtney looked shocked
Gwen: You didn't have to say it like that! You still dated her and cheated on her!
Duncan: Yah! With you! Don't act all goodie goodie with me princess I know how you liked it when we kissed and kept telling me how hot it was to do it behind her back! So don't blame this all on me *He crossed his arms*
Courtney: Gwen! You said what?!
Gwen: I uh he's obviously lying
Duncan: Oh trust me Gwen, Courtney has known me for a while, she knows when I'm lying and not, and you definitely loved absolutely adored going behind her back Into the Confessional bathrooms with me and-
BZZT! Circle scored a Goal!*
From offscreen Dhelmise gave a frustrated yell.
Host: You two need to get off the field if you aren't gonna play, bring in your substitutes...
Gwen: Oh no don't worry we can just continue-
Host: NOW!
Silence
Duncan: Ribombee you're up
Ribombee: Ugh! Come on!
Gwen: Golf Ball sorry but you need to step up...
Courtney: Rowlet hurry and get here!
Golf Ball and Rowlet groaned...
Duncan, Courtney and Gwen all went away to argue
whistle blow*
Squidward: We lost, face it, if we couldn't even get pass their attackers much less defenses... when we had two tall players with long legs, how we gonna do that with two players with small legs
Golf Ball: I hate to admit it but the Squid is right... I am not the most physically adapt...
Scorbunny:I know the 4 - 1 score might seem intimidating but we can all do this if we work together! We just gotta believe and we'll be able to over come this! Watch! *She began running with the soccer ball and kicked it, Hatterene looked nervous but Ribombee tried to block it which just pushed her entire body*
Host: No Goal!
Ribombee looked dizzy and beaten up
Tsareena now looked mad as she began running with the ball and kicked hard, Rowlet looked scared as the ball was coming right for him so he flew up to avoid it, Dhelmise tried to block it with her Anchor but it slipped through
BZZT 5 - 1*
Scorbunny: Rowlet! Come on you can't fly during a soccer match!
Oricorio: Oh wait...we aren't supposed to fly? We don't play this from where I'm from... *she was flying in the air near Rowlet*
Scorbunny: You too? Ugh what the...Lurantis what are you doing all the way in the corner!
Lurantis: Oh um... I kinda don't wanna get hurt by the ball... and seeing how beaten up Ribombee got from just a kick of a small bunny I couldn't imagen how much a kick from Tsareena would hurt... so um...I'm kinda taking some space...
Scorbunny: No! We need all the help can get! Lurantis you're off the team, Chimecho please switch in!
Lurantis sadly walked towards the bleachers, Chimecho awkwardly floated in...
Chimecho: Um how am I supposed to kick...i have no legs
Scorbunny: Look we are already in second half of the game... just don't kick block with your face if you have too!
Chimecho: What! That'll hurt!
Scorbunny: You know what else will hurt?! Us losing and having to senda friend home,I don't want any of you friends to die so please work harder! We are all allies in this team and united we are invincible!
whistles*
Squidward was running with the soccer ball but suddenly he tripped and groaned in pain
Circle kicked the ball into the *GOAL!*
Golf Ball and Nickel were both running together while Nickel had the ball, Blocky came towards the two of them and kicked kicked both away as he took the ball and scored a *GOAL!*
Typhlosion was running with the ball smiling when suddenly Tsareena did a Trop Kick in his face, stole the ball and performed a *GOAL!*
Paintbrush was sweating running with the ball as fast as they could, they kicked the ball and got a-
Hand? As Hatterene used her hand to block the ball from entering the goal
Hatterene then threw the ball and Roserade got it as she began running, she kicked the ball, Chimecho tried to block it with her face and it bounced off her as Chimecho fell down in pain, Roserade gave a smirk of satisfaction at that, it was personal
The bouncing ball fell along Circle and he kicked the ball for a *GOAL!*
Scorbunny: Come on team! Please pick up the pace! We're running low on time! What the.. Rowlet! Oricorio! Why are you two STILL FREAKING FLYING UP THERE!
Rowlet: It's obvious,I don't wanna get hit...
Oricorio: and Rowlet is helping me vent...I'm talking about Lycanroc to him..
Squidward did his classic Squidward scream as he fell from the sky with his faced smushed in a bit from one of Tsareenas Stomp attacks, he groaned in pain
Tsareena quickly passed the ball to Roserade and she kicked it for a *GOAL!*
Ribombee: You might as well give up, our team is great and yours kinda SUCKS!
Scorbunny: Dont talk about my friends that way you...you.. you..mean Brat!
Ribombee: Ooo I'm shaking in my Kalos design wool scarf! Come get us you peter rabbit!
Scorbunny was angry as she ran
She easily dodged the defenses of Charjabug, Sillicobra and even Sylveon!
Ribombee: Ah shit I didn't think she'd actually do it! *She flew up, afraid*
Scorbunny had a clear shot, she kicked the ball so hard it turned into a Pyro Ball
Hatterene looked nervous and dodged out of the way
GOAL!*
Scorbunny: Yes! We did it team! We did it!
Her team gave enthusiastic woos... and yays...
Blocky got the ball and kicked it
Oricorio: Hey Dhelmise spin really fast!
Dhelmise began spinning her anxhor around her really fast, so fast it became a blur! The ball bounced right off!
Ribombee: So is she gone? That bunny lady can be scary when she- *BOOP!*
Ribombee fell on the floor groaning in pain as the ball had hit her in the face*
Scorbunny: Awesome work Dhelmise! Keep doing that!
Tsareema kicked the ball, it bounced off, Circle kicked the ball it bounced back at him, hurting him
Blocky kicked the ball, the goal was protected
Dhelmise: Yar! This strategy is so good Oricorio! Now ye lass is impenetrable! Yo Ho Ho!
Alejandro saw this and calculated his ball kick as he aimed straight for-
Dhelmise: OUCH! ME EYE MATEYS I BEEN BLINDED!!!
Alejandro quickly aimed the ball after kicking both Golf Ball and Nickel away, in the background Tsareena was stepping on Squidward teasingly
Alejandro kicked the ball into the *GOAL!* while Dhelmise was vulnerable!
Sylveon used her ribbons to trip paintbrush and steal their ball as Circle took it, passed it to Blocky to score a *GOAL!!!!*
Scorbunny looked horrifed as her team groaned and moaned in pain and tiredness... they looked tired, beaten up, unmotivated, afraid to go in the field or outright knocked out...
Host: So time is up, I can either end the match right now or give you a extra time of 15 minutes
Scorbunny: 15 more minutes please!!! I know my team can come back from this, we can all do we it we gotta believe!
While the air..
Oricorio: And now...now that Lycanroc is gone...i.. I just feel life is meaningless
Rowlet: Yea...I felt like that too but then I remembered I have kids to take care off..and well Lurantis is also by my side... it must feel awful to lose someone you love... but I'm sure Lycanroc still would've wanted you to live and keep going, she was always nice heh maybe a bit too nice but she always had a smile and a cheerful attitude when she spoke, Lycanroc loved you and she wouldn't want you to give up, I am sure you can- *BOOP!*
Oricorio looked shocked
Rowlet fell from the sky and faceplanted on the floor
Blocky: Heh whoops dude *He kicked the ball at the *GOAL!* Dhelmise tried to block it but she barely moved, the Anchor didn't even levitate they just layed on the floor as their eye healed
Lurantis: Oh gosh Rowlet! Can someone please switch for him?
She looked to the bleachers side where Bergmite was on her phone; not even looking at the game, Courtney, Gwen and Duncan were all arguing*
Lurantis dragged Rowlet to the bleachers and stepped in for him
Lurantis: Okay Lura... this is your moment to shine..., I'll try my very best to help my team win.. no more being shy...we need to be serious... for everyone I need too-
Sillicobra and Charjabug: Boo!!!!
Lurantis gave a fearful scream and ran away but then turned around
Lurantis: You guys are um... kind of jerks!
Sillicobra: Tell usss ssssomething we don't knowsss
Charjabug: I just came to give you this *Charjabug used a thunderwave on Lurantis paralyzing and slowing her down*
Lurantis groaned as she fell to her knees...
Sillicobra and Charjabug laughed as they left her there alone..
Scorbunny looked at this on her left and was angry, she looked to her right and saw Tsareena using her big legs to LITERALLY juggle Squidward between the two legs, Squidward kept screaming
Scorbunny looked behind her and saw Nickel and Golf Ball groaned facedown on the floor as Paintbrush had their hair in fire as they were super mad, Sylveon was holding them still with her ribbons...
Scorbunny looked above her and saw Oricorio looking sad and too afraid to fly down to the field, above all Ribombee was also teasing Oricorio saying her team would lose...
Scorbunny saw the bleachers... Duncan was arguing with her teammates Gwen and Courtney who ditched her, Dewpider looked nervous from all the violence on the field and Rowlet was groaning in pain waking up from being knocked out and Bergmite was taking a Snapchat Selfie saying [My team just wrecked those losers #ClashingClans4Life!]
Bergmite appeared winking in the selfie and in it the other team all tired and beaten up was also there on the floor
All Scorbunny could do was look in front of her... as she began running and running real quick! She looked determined to save her team!
She jumped over Circle, kicked Blocky in the face to push him away, Sillicobra and Charjabug tried to catch her but just smacked against eachothers faces accidentally kissing, Scorbunny used a fire type move on Roserade making her yelp!
Alejandro began to chase Scorbunny but she was surprisingly faster! Hatterene looked nervous and didn't wanna block the goal, this was her chance... she could finally score a goal for her team again and win!
Ribombee: ...Hey team, when is this dumb challenge gonna be over yet...?
She flew down and *BOOP!*
Ribombee groaned and even cried a bit in pain as the ball face smacked her again, she was on the floor
Scorbunny looked horrified
Host: *whistles* Times Up, No Goal!
Scorbunny: No please! I need more time! *She ran towards the ball kicked it, Hatterene did even move she just stepped aside as the ball entered her goal*
Scorbunny: Yes! I did it team! I scored the goal for us!!!
Their teams groaned in pain, some were knock-out, others spontaneously twitched from the electric paralisis, some even had nosebleeds...
Alejandro: Comeon host the game was over, you can't count that
Host: I'll give it to them as a pity point seeing as United Allies lost 27 - 4 anyway...
Scorbunny looked absolutely horrified..
Scorbunny: No... this has to be a mistake... this is the first time I've ever lost a soccer match! I..
Tsareena: Maybe if you weren't so bad you wouldn't had lost *She was royaly fancy sitting on Squidwards face, The Squid long fainted*
Scorbunny: I'm not bad! It was my team! You all suck! I can't believe you all did so bad! I had to score every single goal and they kept targeting me! Come on why couldn't you all helped me better! I needed you all! Why!!!
The members or Clashing Clans smirked as they saw Scorbunny vent her frustrations away on her team while they either looked too tired to care or genuinely mad at her, they managed to break her...
Duncan: Like I was saying, maybe next time check who you Ally yourself with princess, if she betrayed you and i, who's to say history won't repeat itself, that's all I'm going back to my team...
Gwen was silent and so was Courtney...
Gwen: Courtney don't listen to him i-
Courtney said nothing as she looked mad and walked away, Gwen looked at the floor sadly..
Host: You viewers get to vote offthe members of The United Allies! Choose Save, Prize and Kill for ONE just ONE for each section, okay goddammit... voting ends idfk when
Episode 28: Writers Block!
Host: The United Allies weren't so United or Allies last challenge so you all lost!
Scorbunny: Hey everyone! Uh sorry I lost my temper last challenge I was a bit stressed but even if we didn't meet eye to eye in that episode I hope we can all work together and-
Everyone closed their eyes and voted
Scorbunny gulped and voted...
Host: The players safe are... Typhlosion, Golf Ball, Nickel, Oricorio, Lurantis, Courtney, Chimecho, Paintbrush, Squidward and Rowlet!
Final 3 Gwen, Dhelmise, Scorbunny
Dhelmise: Yar! Are you serious mateys!
Rowlet: Ready to walk the plank?
Dhelmise: Not quite landlubber! I highly doubt I'll be eliminated tonight!
Host: She's right
Dhelmise looked happy as she leviated to the safe area...
Scorbunny looked scared and Gwen looked sad
Gwen: Courtney please Duncan doesn't mean anything to me... really...
Courtney: If that's true... then... I'm sorry... really...
Host: Scorbunny miraculously BARELY survives! Gwen is Gone!
Viewer Votes:
Save Scorbunny Typhlosion Golf Ball Dhelmise Rowlet
Prize Paintbrush Squidward Chimecho Dhelmise Scorbunny
Eliminate Gwen Gwen GB Typhlosion Chimecho
Contestant Votes:
Chimecho: Scorbunny
Gwen: Courtney
Courtney: Gwen
Golf Ball: Scorbunny
Paintbrush: Gwen
Nickel: Gwen
Scorbunny: Courtney
Dhelmise: Rowlet
Oricorio; Scorbunny
Squidward: Scorbunny
Typhlosion: Nickel
Rowlet: Dhelmise
Lurantis: Dhelmise
Gwen: No... what... please... Courtney I swear i- *She screamed in pain as she died Courtney couldn't even look at her..*
Nickel (Confessional): Courtney talked to Paintbrush and i about becoming her Allies if we voted for Courtney, personally I never cared about her so I easily did it, and we need all the Allies we can get..
Host: So I have no idea what to do for a challenge, therefor this challenge is a writing challenge, you will write me a story! Whoevers book is best wins!
The players looked at their material, one pen and one piece of paper
Blocky: Bruh
Alejandro: How are we supposed to fit an entire story in one paper?
Host: Figure it out, you have the front and back, make sure it all fits there I'll be back later Bai
(United Allies)
Scorbunny: Alrighty team any plans for what the story should be of?
Squidward: I'm a musician and an artist, not a novelist so I don't know what it could be about...
Lurantis: Oh um... I worked at a Library before being transported here so maybe I can figure something out.. what should the story be about...
Courtney: Knowing Host, he probably would like something abou suffering and torture.
Nickel: Seems legit
Lurantis: Okay so um someone write for me my hands are kinda out of scythe...
Paintbrush took the pen and was ready to write.
(Clashing Clans)
Sillicobra: What sssshould our ssssstory be aboutsssss?
Duncan: Whatever it is we better hurry before we run out of time
The team stayed silent for a while...
Then a loud booming voice said 10 minutes left
Sylveon: What?! Why do we have so little time this challenge...
Ribombee: Our work will end up very rushed...
Bergmite was distracted using her phone
Hatterene: Ugh let me just write anything down!
A few more minutes passed until...
Host: Times Up! Let me read your books!
(White Chains by Rosa Mantye)
Whiteness surrounds us all, such a peaceful and welcoming color stained by blood stains on the floor, the edges of the void eternal and never ending, the vast infinite space this place has makes us feel claustrophobic... unable to move as we believe the whiteness of this place instead of welcoming, is a blindness of hell, oh woe will we live or die, oh no as the whiteness consumes us all and even after death we can see more white as we are invited to the peace beyond our lives~
Host: Uhhhhh that story was mid I guess
Golf Ball, Nickel and Courtney glared at Lurantis who looked shy
Host: Next up is Clashing Clans!
(Fairy Cage by Kordie Ditz)
As the fairy was trapped in the metal cage, rust falling from the sides... she wondered... how will I escape, surely I cannot be trapped here for ever... the cage barely made her move as the thoughts of freedom went away, she cried all alone with no one to help her, no friends left at her side she suffered alone with nobody to aid her in her escape, how could she ever escape if she has been locked in the cage, a powerful one full of dread and fear, panic and horror as no matter ow hard she tried, she was stuck in there tonight...
Host: Uhhh meh I didn't like it your team losses.
Hatterene looked horrified
Charjabug: Way to go Hatterene...
Sillicobra: You Sssssuck!
Hatterene: At least I tried okay!
Circle frowned and Roserade shook her head...
Dewpider looked scared he'd die
Host: Viewers choose someone from Clashing Clans to be gone, whoever gets the most votes is dead!
Episode 29: War of Pull!
Host: So these are the viewer votes
Save Roserade Alejandro Charjabug
Prize Tsareena Blocky Circle
Kill Bergmite Charjabug Alejandro
Final 3... Bergmite, Charjabug, Alejandro
Charjabug: Come on you can't be serious?! Why eliminate me over her!
Alejandro: Unlike you, she's an Ally to us, right Bergmite?
Bergmite: uh huh yea whatever.. *she was using her wifiless phone staring at the screen*
Duncan: Alejandro
Alejandro: Charjabug
Blocky: Bergmite
Roserade: Charjabug
Circle: Alejandro
Hatterene: Bergmite
Dewpider: Charjabug
Sylveon: Bergmite
Tsareena: Charjabug
Bergmite: Charjabug
Sillicobra: Charjabug
Ribombee: Charjabug
Charjabug: Bergmite
Host: It was pretty obvious but, Charjabug you're done!
Charjabug: What! You know what fuck you all okay! None of you get my points! Rot in hell you bastards I hate you aallhhhhh!!!! *He died*
Hatterene looked very stressed
Host: This challenge is a Tug of War... you will be all doing this on top of super high platforms! You will pull the metal chains as hard as you can and the team that falls off the hug altitude platforms loses!
Bop!
They were all in very high platforns...
Squidward: Uh... that looks like a painful fall...
Scorbunny: It may be but if we work together and pull hard enough we shall win!
Host: Ready set start!
Courtney, Paintbrush, Typhlosion, Squidward, Scorbunny, Lurantis, Rowlet and Oricorio kept pulling the chains, Chimecho, Golf Ball, Nickel looked they were trying to contribute but had no real strength to back it up...
Meanwhile... Duncan, Alejandro, Hatterene, Tsareena, Blocky, Circle, Roserade, Ribombee, Sylveon and Sillicobra were all holding still with their backs arched, anchored in place they were waiting patiently until the other team got tired of pulling and eventually they did and slipped up, then The Clashing Clans began pulling in unison instead of United Allies who did it off sync and at different strengths..
United Allies had all their pulling members on the right cause as Scorbunny said its the "right" way to victory...
Clashing Clans had their teams spread out evenly, right then left, then right, then left and so on... Alejandro being the Leader was the closest to the edge at the start, and because of Tsareenas strong legs she was at the end of the chain as a defensive anchor
However the only ones not pulling on Clashing Clans were Dewpider cause he was scared of getting hurt and Bergmite cause she was texting on her phone even then they had strength to spare
Clashing Clans strategy was working flawlessly and then
Courtney, Golf Ball, Nickel, Paintbrush, Scorbunny Squidward and Typhlosion all screamed as they all fell down and died once they reached the floor, Rowlet desperately tried to carry Lurantis but she was too heavy and fell down and died as well
Rowlet was flying with Chimecho, Dhelmise and Oricorio
Host: Okay so The Clashing Clans wins and it seems United Allies weren't so Unite-
Rowlet: Yea yea you already said that just revive Lurantis please!
Host: Fine *Reviving sound effect*
Lurantis: ow
Golf Ball: I can still feel the pain of the fall
Courtney: Ugh I told you that you should've just let me be team captain for this!
Scorbunny: Sorry! I thought your bad vibes would've ruined the groove!
Rowlet: Everyone! Don't forget that this mutiny pirate didn't help at all during this challenge!
Dhelmise: Yar! I don't have hands ye swashbuckler!
Nickel: You're literally an Anchor, why didn't you remind us to tie you to the chains and you could've clinged to the floor..
Silence..
Literally everyone on the team facepalmed...
Dhelmise (Confessional): Yar... I must admit..I might be a strong and very fearless pirate but I do kind of have a klutzy memory.. I forget about many things a lot... know I feel sad cause I let my team down... yar...
Host: Viewers! You vote a member of The United Allies go get Saved, prized an Killed! Voting ends meh idk
Episode 30: Tower Defense!
Host: The viewer votes are diminishing just like the voters and quality of those game!
Save: Dhelmise Typhlosion Rowlet
Prize Squidward Squidward Scorbunny
Kill Courtney (Randomized) Chimecho
Chimecho: Rowlet
Courtney: Scorbunny
Scorbunny: Courtney
Golf Ball: Scorbunny
Paintbrush: Scorbunny
Nickel: Scorbunny
Lurantis: Dhelmise
Rowlet: Dhelmise
Dhelmise: Rowlet
Typhlosion: Rowlet
Squidward: Courtney
Oricorio: Scorbunny
Host: Scorbunny! You're fired! Heh get it...
Scorbunny: W-what?! Me... oh... well I guess I'll give Chimecho my points, she's nice
Chimecho thanked her
Host: Don't worry this is like your second time dying canonically anyway
Scorbunny: Wait what?! *She then screamed and died*
Host: This challenge is a simple capture the flag challenge, each team will be given one spiral tower! And inside is one flag! If that flag gets inside the other tower then we'll someone will be facing some severe consequences now start!
(The United Allies)
Courtney: Okay so we still have our flag... we need to send Scouts for the enemy flag retrieval
Nickel: Damn, Scout would've been perfect for this challenge...
Rowlet: Can't Dhelmise, Oricorio, Chimecho and I just fly to the other tower?
Golf Ball: Possibility of success is 55.4% I'd say it's worth it, take Nickel with you, he's easy to carry and more of a fighter than I could ever be...
Nickel: Woah being placed in the dangers of Frontline, this is suuuuch an honor...
They all went there
Courtney: So Paintbrush, Squidward, Typhlosion, Lurantis, Golf Ball and I will be the defense for this tower we will-
Suddenly the tower began shaking
Golf Bal: We're under attack! Somebody do something TB i- oh.. right...
Scene cuts to Tsareena using her powerful kicks to hurt the tower and shake it, Hatterene was also using her big arm to shake the tower even Sylveon was using Mooblasts on the tower
Paintbrush: Hey get off our tower! *They peeked from the tower window*
Alejandro: No can do, this tower goes down, you all die and we get your flag easily
Squidward: You all want to kill us?! This can't be on the rules!
Host: Never said it wasn't
Duncan: Heh maybe if you beg enough we'll spare you princess?
Courtney glared at Duncan and said "You forgot our allies are infiltrating your tower as we speak!"
Tsareena and Hatterene were still shaking the tower with Sylveon
Duncan: Haha that's taken care of babe, trust. Nobody is gonna save you
Alejandro showed a video to The United Allies from Bergmites phone... in it Rowlet, Chimecho, Oricorio, Nickel and Dhelmise are all beaten, bruised up and tied up on ropes inside the tower...
The United Allies looked horrified and I'm disbelief at the video, and then their tower fell...
Duncan laughed and the girls cheered
Alejandro calmly went to the tower dodging the gorey remains of the players who died crushed there, he picked up the flag and brough it to his team's tower
Host: And The Clashing Clans are safe! It seems United Allies weren't so Uni- oh wait none of them are conscious to hear that joke again..
Bop!
They were all alive and looked sad...
Host: Save, Prize and Kill someone from The United Allies!
Episode 31: The most breath taking challenge!
Host: Here viewer votes I guess..
Save GB Courtney Rowlet
Prize Lurantis Chimecho Golf Ball
Kill Courtney GBGB Chimecho
Chimecho: Um host you sound less motivated...
Host: Seeing as less people are voting yea I'm losing some motivation for this
Oricorio: Does this mean you'll finally let us go?
Host: No
Chimecho: Rowlet
Courtney: Squidward
GB: Courtney
Nickel: Courtney
Paintbrush: Courtney
Lurantis: Dhelmise
Dhelmise: Rowlet
Oricorio: Courtney
Squidward: Golf Ball
Rowlet: Dhelmise
Typhlosion: Golf Ball
2 Rowlet, 4 Courtney, 2 Golf Ball
Host: Courtney it's time for you to go
Courtney: What?! You plotted against me?!
Duncan: Haha! What a loser! That's what you get for voting off your strongest Ally
Courtney: You.. YOU! I- *She screamed and died*
Oricorio (Confessional): I voted with Paintbrush to show them my loyalty to them, I felt bad about trying to vote them off so maybe this will show I'm sorry
Host: Now that's over with... time for the next challenge! It's a reference to the season 4 finales.. don't breathe challenge I'll make the white void have mo oxygen until the end of the challenge whichever team lasts longer wins! Three!
Rowlet: T-this again?! No!
Host: Two!
Ribombee: No! NO PLEASE NOT THIS AGAIN PLEASE!!!! *She was panicking*
Host: ONE!
Every single player took a deep breath of air.. and..
Host: START!
Silence..
A few minutes passed and everything was normal after a minute however the players were clearly struggling and some even Purple, most had opened their mouths desperately trying to breathe in but there was no air
The players were watching each other die... and in the end
Bop!
They were all revived
Host: United Allies wins as everyone on The Clashing Clans died!
Ribombee and Rowlet looked horrified having to relive that again
Sylveon: This was rigged!
Sillicobra: No fairssss, they had Dhelmissssseee
Dhelmise: Yar! I guess not having lungs be useful! Yo Ho Ho!
Episode 32: Times are changing!
Host: The Clashing Clans... your win streak is over!
Most of them looked upset or indifferent
Host: K then here are ethe viewer votes
Save Ribombee, Sillicobra x2
Prize Roserade, Blocky x2
Kill Dewpider, Alejandro x2
Bottom two... Alejandro and Hatterene!
Hatterene looked surprised..
Alejandro: Without any allies did you seriously think your clan could defeat ours?
Sylveon: Sorry Hatterene but I'm Team Alejandro all the way now
Dewpider: Um.. I'm kinda scared of hot Latino man so I voted whatever he tells me to vote
Hatterene: No.. no.. way it was you!You're the one that kept voting off my teammates!
Alejandro just smirked
Duncan: Alejandro
Alejandro: Hatterene
Blocky: Alejandro
Roserade: Hatterene
Circle: Alejandro
Hatterene: Alejandro
Dewpider: Hatterene
Tsareena: Hatterene
Sylveon: Hatterene
Sillicobra: Hatterene
Bergmite: Hatterene
Ribombee: Hatterene
8 Hatterene, 6 Alejandro
Host: Hatterene! Your time alive is over!
Hatterene: Circle listen... I know we didn't talk much in our old team Pink Peaches... and I sorry this didn't go as planned.. I truly wanted an alliance of all of us united but they picked us off one by one... take all my points, avenge us Circle! You're our only hopeAHHHHH!!! *She screamed in pain and then... died*
Circle had a big frown seeing her dead body
Circle (Confessional): Like she said... we been allies for a while in Pink Peaches and even on Team ONE... so seeing her die while I'm surrounded by people who wanna vote me alive is... a bad feeling to say the least...
Host: Alright this next challenge is to guess what time and date it is on the real world, that's right just guess it right and your team is safe!
Silence...
Blocky: Uh how we supposed to know that...
Host: That's why you have to GUESS and start!
(United Allies)
Golf Ball: Darn.. I lost all track of time after the multiple months we spend walking on white void... I have no idea what time it could even be..
Squidward: This place also is always white... never day and never night...
Chimecho: And we're never sleepy here
Typhlosion: Or hungry!
Oricorio: Or even have to go to the bathroom...
Silence
Rowlet: Great so we have absolutely no clues on what time it could even be...
Lurantis looked sad
Paintbrush: Just like the challenge says.. maybe we have to guess
Golf Ball: The chances of us getting that right are 00000000000.1% Pretty much nothing!
Nickel: Better than nothing I suppose...
GB: Under Zero percent IS NOTHING you dimwitt!
Nickel glared at her
Paintbrush: Alright alright break it up team we gotta work together
Dhelmise: Yar! Dont worry mateys! I'm sure with our ideas combined we will guess the right time before a sailor poops the deck!
Rowlet looked at her and said what the fuc-
(Clashing Clans)
Alejandro: Uh any ideas on what time it could be?
Duncan: No clue
Silence...
Sylveon: Wait a second bergmite your phone!
Bergmite: What about it?
Sillicobra: That can sssshow usssss the timesssss!
Roserade: Hurry up! What does it say?
Bergmite: Fine... uh... give me a second my brightness is at the lowest cause I have one percent..
Tsareena: Oh Now you tell us?
Bergmite: It's Eight..
Circle: Uh huh..
Bergmite Forty-
Ribombee: Just hurry up!!!
Bergmite: oh.. my battery ran out... don't worry we can just use Toxtricity or Charjabugs electricity to charge it right? Where are those two-
Her entries team stared at her
Alejandro: You didn't pay attention who got eliminated these past few eliminations?
Bergmite: Hell no! I only had a few hours of battery life on my phone, wasn't gonna waste my time staring at who lives and who dies!
Groans
Blocky: I guess we really have to guess...
Sylveon: At least Begmite gave us the number 8:4X
Alejandro: We just have to figure out which of the ten possible numbers it could be
Ribombee: Well it can't be Zero since Bergmite was still gonna continue after she said forty so we can scratch that one of the list
Sillicobra: Ssssso A One out of Nine Guesssss, jusssst our luckssss... *He rolled his eyes*
Ribombee: Come on team! What number do you think it is!
Alejandro: One
Duncan: Two
Roserade: Three
Blocky: Four
Sylveon: Five
Sillicobra: Ssssix
Dewpider: S-seven?
Bergmite: Eight!
Tsareena Nine
Circle: Zero
They had all said at the same time
Silence
Ribombee: I said no Zeros!
Circle turned into his default form
Dewpider: Can we p-please just guess? We're running out of time..
Ribombee: Fine let's just guess it's!
Host: Times Up so does anyone wanna speak first for double points?
Sylveon: Us we want to!
United Allies looked annoyed
Sylveon: It's 8:44AM!
Silence
Host: And The date slash month slash year?
Sylveon did an oh shit face
Sylveon: Oh uh well uh you see um... Blocky can take this one
Blocky: Nah Circle is way smarter smarter me..
Cirlce: Dewpider do something for once...
Dewpider: No! I don't wanna mess up you do it hot man!
Alejandro: Uh um... Duncan your thoughts?
Duncan: Me? We all agreed Sillicobra knew that!
Sillicobra: My Massster knowssss more than me, speak Tsssssareena
Tsareena: Bergmite it was your phone!
Bergmite: I have no excuse to Ribombee you say it
Ribombee: Me? Well Roserade ca-
Host: ENOUGH, SAY IT NOW RIBOMBEE!
Ribombee: Oh.. uh... um... its... its... November 18? 1996?
Host: What kind of bullshit answer is that? Your team is in danger zone you better hope United Allies fucks up more
Lurantis: Oh um.. so what do we say
Rowlet: Simple, what we all agreed on
Squidward: Are you sure this will work?
Golf Ball: I already told you, chances of any guess working are near infinitely impossible!
Chimecho looked nervous, same with Typhlosion
Oricorio: So uh who's gonna say it?
Nickel: You're the leader aren't you Paintbrush?
Paintbrush looked at him annoyed and spoke..
Paintbrush: We believe it's 6:12PM of June 21, 3047!
Host: *Silence*
Every player stared at the White void sky...
Host: You're all fucking morons
Dewpider: w-what? *He looked nervous*
Host: This challenge was a trick question! There IS no normal time because you ALL come from different timeliness and dimensions! So no answer would truly be real!
Silence
Nickel: Oh.
Host: Oh indeed you Morons, now BOTH teams are up for elimination! Viewers please vote Save, Prize and Eliminate members of both The United Allies and The Clashing Clans! Both on each team and next episode one player will be eliminated from each team! Voting ends in like a few hours maybe idk I'm pissed off!
Episode 32: ZOMBIES!!!!!!
Host: Okay so both teams are up for elimination... United Allies you're uo first!
Bop!
We got low votes again with-
Save: Rowlet Typhlosion Paintbrush
Prize: Paintbrush Rowlet Rowlet
Kill: Typhlosion Typhlosion Nickel
Bottom four Rowlet, Dhelmise, Nickel and Typhlosion
Host: Paintbrush used their Ally immunity on Dhelmise so she's safe!
Rowlet: What!? Why!
Paintbrush shrugged
Chimecho: We saw this coming a mile away! So you're going down for being mean Rowlet!
Rowlet looked angry at them
Chimecho: Rowlet
GB: Rowlet
Paintbrush: Rowlet
Nickel: Rowlet
Dhelmise: Rowlet
Lurantis: Dhelmise
Rowlet: Dhelmise
Typhlosion: Rowlet
Squidward: Dhelmise
Oricorio: Dhelmise
4 Dhelmise, 6 Rowlet
Host: Rowlet you're eliminated!
Rowlet looked horrified
Rowlet: How could you do this!
Paintbrush: Well uh I don't know you have a thing for Dhelmise and she's my Ally now so if you are gone maybe your allies won't vote her with you anymore
Oricorio: I like everyone here honestly, I just didn't know who else to vote...
Squidward: No hard feelings Dhelmise, but you kinda suck
Dhelmise: No problem! Wait a second ...
Chimecho: And Rowlet is like mind controlling you all to do his bidding!
Lurantis: Um... wouldn't go that far...
Rowlet: Lurantis you should get all my points you deserve it most and tell my kids i-
Host: I mean you would've been eliminated if Lurantis hadn't spend every single one of her points on a Ally immunity for you, so you're safe just a prank bro
Rowlet looked shocked, Lurantis shrugged and said "It was kinda obvious they'd do this..."
Host: Seeing as the only two voted players are immune I guess it comes down to the viewers to decide this for real... we got one Nickel vote... and two Typhlosion votes he's out!
Typhlosion: Dang.. that's a shame we'll see ya buds it's been fun right
Nickel: Uh yea whatever..
Squidward: Just move along so we can finish this dumb game faster
Typhlosion looked surprised and looked around
Rowlet: Can you believe they'd do something like that Lura!
She just shrugged and tried to calm him down
Oricorio nervously looked between Rowlet and Paintbrush
Chimecho: We gotta stick together Dhelmise!
Dhelmise: Yar! I've got yer back matey!
Golf Ball was talking with Paintbrush
Squidward: So uh when are you dying?
Typhlosion: Damn no one really cares about me?
Paintbrush: Not to be rude but you were kinda just... there...
Typhlosion: Fine I get it I guess... Oricorio you should get all my points.. see y'all- *He died*
Host: K next team!
Bop!
Host: Clashing Clans! You all voted! But look at what the viewers voted!
Save: Roserade Sillicobra Sillicobra
Prize: Ribombee Blocky Blocky
Kill: Sillicobra Alejandro Alejandro
Duncan: Circle
Alejandro: Circle
Roserade: Circle
Circle: Alejandro
Dewpider: Circle
Tsareena: Circle
Bergmite: Circle
Ribombee: Circle
Sillicobra: Circle
Blocky: Circle
Host: Circle! You're eliminated!
Circle looked surprised
Tsareena: Seeing as Hatterene gave you all her points you must've been on her alliance, therefore! You were our next obvious target
Circle: Uh yea that seemed pretty obvious... that's why I used all of my points to buy a self immunity before this meeting...
Gasps!
Ribombee: No way!
Sillicobra: That'ssss Sssstill a thingssss?
Sylveon: Sadly, it seems
Host: Yep, Circle has no more points and is safe meaning with Three Votes, Alejandro you're Aledoneso... ugh that was a bad one...
Alejandro: Que?! Impossible! Roserade get all my points!! Keep the alliance alive you must ahhhhhh!!! *He died*
Roserade looked surprised..
Host: Okay then that's settled with its time for a new challenge!
Bop!
Every team was teleported, they were in some sort of old broken house and it was nighttime...
Host: You're all in the real world right now, pretty nice break from the white void right?
Chimecho: Freedom! *She flew out of one of the windows away*
Rowlet: Oricorio help me carry Lurantis out of here please!!!
Oricorio nodded and flew away with Rowlet and Lurantis
Nickel: Uh aren't you gonna leave us?
Squidward: Exactly, you can levitate can't you not?
Dhelmise: Yar! A true Pirate Captain wouldn't leave ye crew, I'm with ya laddies!
Paintbrush, Golf Ball, Nickel and Squidward all smiled at this
Chimecho came back
Golf Ball: Look who's back, the traitor!
Chimecho: Um team... i have bad knews... you see...
(Clashing Clans)
Sylveon: Aren't you gonna fly away?
Ribombee: And leave Tsareena? As if!
She gave a small smile at her comment
Dewpider: U-u-u-um team!
Duncan: What is it runt?
Dewpider and Chimecho at the same time: ZOMBIES!!!!!!
Suddenly human Zombies were walking towards the broken house and breaking boards
Host: Survive more rounds than your enemy team!
Tsareena kicked the Zombies away, while Duncan and Blocky were fighting them
Dewpider: I'm so scared! Wahhhh!!!
Ribombee: Shut Up!
A bunch of Zombies began eating Circle and Sylveon
Sillicobra tried to save them but zonbie versions of Sylveon and Circle began eating him
Roserade was shooting Energy Balls but it didn't work
Host: Pokerman magic doesn't work on them, you gotta use good old guns!
Bergmite and Ribombee were eaten by Zombies, Dewpider had ran away to the roof too scared to come down
Round 1: Duncan, Blocky, Tsareena and Roserade were all given starter pistols
(United Allies)
Golf Ball and Nickel had been eaten by Zombies...
Round 1: Chimecho, Paintbrush, Dhelmise and Squidward all had starter guns
Squidward: This is just what I needed... *He shot himself*
Chimecho and Paintbrush screamed in fea
Dhelmise: Yar! The palooka just did a kablooey! Oh also, I can't grab guns...
Paintbrush was struggling to shoot the gun, Chimecho could barely grab it and was crying
The Zombies were biting Dhelmise but didn't turn her into a zombie unlike Nickel and Golf Ball who became two speedy Zombies, because of this the Zombies decided to drag her away outside of the house she screamed
Dhelmise: YARRRRRRRRR!!!!
Chimecho: We're cornered Paintbrush what do we do!
Paintbrush: Just keep shooting! We're on round 7 we should be able to last longer than they have!!!
Host: Fetch me their souls!
Suddenly hellhounds on fire began running towards the two, they both screamed and shot
Meanwhile...
Duncan was using an AK-47 and shooting a horde of Zombies grinning whole drinking a root beer bottle
Blocky was doing his classic laugh as he threw monkey bombs everywhere trolling and pranking the Zombies, he moved really fast because of the yellow drink he drank, he also had a Shotgun
Roserade had just finished drinking her red bottle and was using her Bowie Knife to slice through holds of Zombies easily, as she ran around them very quickly training them
Tsareena kept getting head shots as she used a Raygun on the Zombies, she had just finished drinking the Green Soda so she reloaded extremely fast
Blocky: Ah crap I'm down!
Tsareena quickly went to him and Quickly revived him
Blocky: Heh about time! *He went to get more drinks and began shooting again*
A zombie tried to bite Roserade but she exploded and the Zombies were covered in Cobwebs, she easily kept knifing them
Duncan ran out of bullets on his AK-47 so he switched to his glowing minigun and began shooting as he finished drinking the green soda
Blocky kept knifing the Mystery Box saying come on come on... and he got A flamethrower!
Blocky: Yea! Hahahaha! *He did his iconic laugh as he began using the flamethrower to roast the gigantic horde of Zombies incoming... and it seemed another Huge Wave was coming after Round 58!*
Roserade: Leave the crawler!
Tsareena: Hurry up you peasants revive me! I got the Raygun!!!
Roserade quickly revived her
They kept blasting and shooting, Zombies while they were all chewing different bubblegums.. and then-
Host: K Clashing Clans clearly won, United Allies is up for voting
Blocky: Woah! Haha that was so fun! *He high fived a smirking Duncan*
Tsareena: After spending so long with you killing Zombies... I guess you aren't as bad as it seems, you can be a crucial permanent Ally with Ribombee and I; so you in?
Roserade smiled and gave a single nod
Bergmite: So did we die?
Sylveon: It seems so?
Sillicobra: What did we misssssss?
Dewpider: I have no idea was too scared to watch!
Circle shrugged
Duncan: Blasting Zombies was so fun, wouldn't you agree loser team! *He taunted the other team*
Paintbrush: That was horrible...
Chimecho: Yea I agree...
Dhelmise: Yar! I'm back! Those zombie fellaws had a surprisingly strong grip let me tell ya!
Golf Ball: They ate us so fast...
Nickel: We couldn't exactly fight them off...
Chimecho: Squidward why did you commit... commit... not alive at the start of the challenge!
Squidward: You thin I wanted to stay around to be eaten by Zombies? No thank you! Thinking about my old life in Bikini Bottom motivated me to do it anyway..
Paintbrush: And where did you all go huh! We needed all the help we could've gotten that challenge!
Rowlet: We thought we would fly away into the real world but everywhere was Zombies! So we just decided to keep flying until the challenge ended...
Oricorio: I mean... not like we would've won anyway...right?
Silence as the team was upset they lost yet again...
Lurantis: Um... this is kinda awkward...
Host: Indeed it is! You viewers will vote Save, Prize and Kill on members of The United Allies! Whoever will be eliminated next? Find out... Tomorrow!
Episode 33: UnderThinkers!
Host: So Here are the viewer votes
Save Squidward Squidward Rowlet
Prize Rowlet Rowlet Oricorio
Eliminate Nickel Nickel Chimecho
Chimecho: Rowlet
Golf Ball: Rowlet
Paintbrush: Rowlet
Nickel: Rowlet
Dhelmise: Rowlet
Lurantis: Dhelmise
Rowlet: Dhelmise
Oricorio: Dhelmise
Squidward: Dhelmise
4 Rowlet 4 Dhelmise
Host: However it doesn't matter you both tied since Paintbrush used Ally immunity on Dhelmise and Oricorio used Ally immunity on Rowlet! So I suppose it comes down to the viewers again to choose!
1 Chimecho, 2 Nickel
Host: Sorry Nickel but you aren't worth the price of staying!
Nickel: What! Why! I haven't done anything wrong! Ow!!! *He died*
Paintbrush and Golf Ball looked pissed af
Oricorio: So uh what's the challenge?
Host: Both teams are up for elimination, when you're ready to eliminate someone push the red button, you should discuss between yourselves who's the best choice
Golf Ball: Pretty clear we just gonna Vote Rowlet again
Rowlet: Why the hell you all want me gone so badly, I just wanna take out the trash! She's fuckinhg useless!
Squidward: Plus... her Pirate tales and accent are getting very annoying...
Dhelmise: Yar! That hit me on my weak spot, me egos mateys... yar...
Chimecho: Rowlet
GB: Rowlet
Paintbrush: Rowlet
Dhelmise: Rowlet
Oricorio GB
Squidward Dhelmise
Rowlet Paintbrush
Lurantis Paintbrush
Host: Seeing as Dhelmise has an Ally Immunity from Chimecho and Rowlet used all his points for a self immunity they're both safe, bottom two is Paintbrush and GB one of them will die and-
Paintbrush: I use my points for a self immunity!
Golf Ball: Bruh!
Host: Oh OK then, Bossy Bot Golf Bal is eliminated
Golf Ball: Are you serious! After everything I'm discarded just like that! You're all traitors! How dare you all throw me away like that i- ahhhhh!!! *She died*
Paintbrush: That was too close... you tricked us Rowlet we thought you'd Vote Dhelmise again!
Rowlet: That was the point, idiot
Rowlet: I made you waste an Ally Immunity on someone who got pretty much no votes, then I voted for you so you get eliminated and THEN I made you waste an expensive self immunity, where's your huge stash of points now Paintbrush? And your dead allies
Paintbrush looked so mad their hair was on fire
The United Allies kept arguing amongst themselves meanwhile
(The Clashing Clans)
Circle: Sigh...
Blocky: Huh what's up Circle?
Circle: I'm just nervous, I know I'll get eliminated next...
Blocky: Probably, still any idea who you gonna vote?
Circle: I don't know... there all pretty bad to me...
Blocky: Just don't vote Duncan, Tsareena and Roserade... after blasting zombies with them for so long we all kinda became friends and talk more
Circle: Well Ribombee is Tsareenas best friend so I won't vote her either...
Blocky: That only leaves Sylveon, Dewpider, Sillicobra and Bergmite...
Sylveon: Did I overhear someone wanting to vote me, let me do ya a business deal on why you shouldn't do that, first of all I got points and if I die I'll give them to no one, second of all if you say you won't vote me right now I'll give each of you two prize tokens, and after the elimination ceremony I'll give two more! Seems like a win win to keep us safe right, we'll here's the first two points see ya!
Blocky: Wow she talked fast
Circle: So only Dewpider, Bergmite and Sillicobra... well I think I know who I'll vote for... it's-
Host: Alright The Clashing Clans times up to see the votes
Duncan: Circle
Roserade: Circle
Blocky: Dewpider
Circle: Dewpider
Dewpider: Circle
Sylveon: Circle
Tsareena: Circle
Bergmite: Circle
Ribombee: Circle
Sillicobra: Circle
Host: Circle your round is over! Is what I would've said if Blocky didn't use his Ally immunity on you!
Sillicobra: What the hellsssss blocky!
Blocky did a troll face and shrugged
Host: The one actually eliminated is... Dewpider! See ya!
Dewpider: What! NO! I don't wanna get hurty! Im so scared of pain! Noooo!! *He died*
Silence
Sylveon: Psst here are the points I promised you two *She quickly gave them to Blocky and Circle while the others weren't looking*
Ribombee: Honestly losing Dewpider isn't that bad, he kinda sucked anyway
Tsareena: Exactly, but out of everyone else Circle likely has to go next, what do you say ally?
Bergmite was looking sad as her phone now had no battery...
Roserade facepalmed
Duncan: So what's the next challenge invisible host dude?
Host: So this challenge is simple, the team that has the lowest teammates wins and the one with the most loses! Seeing as United Allies has only 7
Chimecho, Paintbrush, Dhelmise, Oricorio, Squidward, Lurantis, Rowlet
And The Clashing Clans has 9
Blocky, Circle, Roserade, Tsareena, Ribombee, Bergmite, Sylveon, Sillicobra, Duncan
It means their team is up for elimination
Sillicobra: Rigged!This is biasssed, biaassseddd I sssssay!!!
Duncan: This show sucks!
Sylveon: Business isn't booming this episode...
Ribombee shrugged
Host: Final Pre-Merge Elimination! So choose who WON'T reach the merge by using Save, Prize and Kill! Whoever doesn't survive this final team voting won't reach the merge! Voting ends in a few hours!
Episode 34: Execute Order 621!
Circle: Uh hey team?
His team looked at him unamused...
Roserade: Just cause Blocky was our awesome zombie killing partner doesn't mean we trust you so easily you... basic shape!
Circle did his default pose
Blocky: come on bros... I wanted to talk to you about something?
Duncan: What's up dude, you really threw us for a loop when you didn't vote Circle with us man
Blocky: I know I know, but I thought Hey he could join our alliance perhaps?
Ribombee Shrugged
Tsareena: Blocky darling ugh.. I'm having a lot of trouble slapping your face off in front of everyone here just cause you're so adorable, but why in the world would we want him in our alliance
Roserade: No No No, our partner has got a point, Circle can be a much more useful and intelligent partner than...
Bop!
Host: Alright so The Clashing Clans have gotten their viewer votes!!!
Save Roserade Circle Circle
Prize Ribombee Ribombee Sylveon
Kill Sillicobra Bergmite Bergmite
Bottom two Sillicobra and Bergmite!
Sillicobra: Bottom Twossss with thissss idiotss ugh sssshe sssssucks!
Bergmite: Yea yea whatever just tell me I'm safe already
Host: Actually! You're eliminated Bergmite, see ya!
Bergmite: Wait! What?! No! This can't be!!! My phoneeeeee *She screamed as she died*
Duncan: Bergmite
Blocky: Bergmite
Circle: Bergmite
Roserade: Bergmite
Sylveon: Circle
Tsareena: Bergmite
Ribombee: Bergmite
Sillicobra: Circle
Host: K, no more teams as the merge is here be back later Bai
Bop!
Both teams were mixed together into one pile and looked amongst eachother... no one really said anything for a few minutes
Somewhere where everything was dark instead of white
Bop!
Host: I think it's about time for a rejoin so why don't you eliminated players tell the viewers why you should return to the show!
16th Bergmite:OMG I like don't have my phone anymore! This is awful! Where did it go?! I need to go to my old body and get my phone! Ugh this ghost body sucks I have no legs!
17th Dewpider: I'm so scared, I have no idea where I even am! Is this hell, am I suffering! Ah! I hate pain!
18th Golf Ball: I have a 0.0666% chance of rejoining the game and after that a 1.6666% chance of winning the show therefor from this moment I have a 0.111111% chance of winning the show!!!
19th Nickel: The chances of me rejoining are just soooooo high... ugh...
20th Alejandro: Please, let me back, I can easily defeat any of those wimps in the merge, por favor!
21st Typhlosion: Weed
22nd Hatterene: I uh yo where am i?!
23rd Courtney: I want a prize, I want a prize I WANT A PRIZZZEEEEEEE!
24th Scorbunny: Being the kind and nice Sporty Athlete I am, just let me be dead and give another of my friends a chance to rejoin!
25th Charjabug: *Acordion Noises* There, now let me back NOW!
26th Gwen: Um... so i-
27th Froakie: Seeing as i am the first eliminated from season one... please give me one last chance...
28th Toxtricity: I deserve to rejoin more than those two idiot Raichus...
29th Espurr: *They just stared at you for a couple of seconds*
30th Megamind: *He was very far away doing his drippy Megamind pose then came running close to you and said* No Rejoin Chances? *He did his no bitches face*
31st Atom: Please let me back, sorry I was peeking, it's just I've never seen that before and got curious, can you blame me I'm just an Atom
32nd Lycanroc: Hello everyone nice to see you all again, wow a lot of you have grown taller and hairier than last time I've seen you...
33rd Sad Sponge: *INTENSE CRYING*
34th Clawitzer: As a powerful Sea Jock! I wanna show what this first season second Placer has got! Or something.
35th Goo: Yay! Hello friends nice to see you all again, vote me for rejoin!!
36th Stone: *He looked nervous but attempted to wave at you*
37th Trophy: Let me back into the show so I can cream those chumps and take my prize!
38th Scout: Yo what's up dude, vote for me chucklenuts!
39th Knuckles: What's up mister, let me back k?
40th Kleavor: I've still got some fight left in me! Let me back at em!
41st Aku Aku: Hey man, no need to vote for me I accept my death in peace
42nd Lollipop: It seems I have died, I wonder if anyone on my world has tried to recover me yet.. too much time has passed by now I'm getting worried
43rd Hisuian Decidueye: I need to go back in to teach that Rowlet a lesson!
44th Falinks: Let us back, we just ask, win this show, we will do again! (Echo)
45th Heather: Ugh!Hurry up and get me away from these losers!
46th Aurorus: This is so unfair, I'm nice I'm supposed to not be eliminated!
47th Emolga: Uh I don't think that's how this works...
48th Mimikyu: *Screeches*
49th Mareanie: Hehehehe I really wanna see Rowlet and my kids again...
50th Apple: Uh what does rejoin even me, does anyone know its definition of that vocabulary word?
51st Ursaluna: Grrr let me back in NOW, I must reach the merge AGAIN!!!!!
52nd Cursola: I wanna die, being dead us super peaceful, this place is kinda nice... don't let me go back...
53rd Mantine and Remoraid: *Both were arguing and yelling at eachother while at the same time having passionate hate making out*
54th Hakamo-o: I need to reach the merge again, please throw me a bone okay, I am Pink!
55th Tyrantrum: If I don't rejoin but Aurorus does I'M GONNA LOSE IT!!!
56th Stonjourner: ...
57th Trixie: Why should I rejoin? Simple... I'm the Great and Powerful TRIXIE!!!!
58th Hisuian Samurott: What the fish!
59th Pencil: Vote for me, yea yea yea, let me rejoin yea yea yea, so I can go back to BFDI, so I can go back to BFDI!
60th Chansey: I can offer an egg in these trying times
61st Dragalge: As the winner of the first season I deserve to go back and show how much better I am! I got eliminated so early this season, it's utterly absurd!
62nd Clobbopus: Rejoining isn't worth calling myself Clobbopussi anymore.. I've learned self dignity...
63rd Alolan Raichu: Surfs up dudes, what's up man hanging ten! Radical
64th Deedee: Hello everyone, if I rejoin make my brother rejoin too please!
67th In: No
65th Growlithe: Please let me come back, I'm a good boy! And I wanna show everyone how much I've grown and matured, I really wanna do my best on this show and show everyone what I can do! *Farts*
66th Marill: What did the Marill say to the viewer? CAN I GO BACK INTO THE GAME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE!!!
68th Raichu: If I don't rejoin but Toxtricity does, that's gonna be a no cash money moment you Morons!
69th Applejack: What the hay! I Got eliminated, hey y'all make me rejoin so I can show em vermin that the power of friendship isn't to be messed with! Now Where in tarnation am I? Pony Heaven?
70th Coalossal: I need to come back, I have to get out of this place, please it's torture being around these idiots!
71st Hitmonchan: If you people don't make me come back... I'LL PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE FACE!!! *He punched his debut Camara and it cracked*
72nd Luigi: Mama Mia! I'm so scared, Mario where are you bro...
73rd Sneasel: Come on I wanna go back in and do some pranks!
74th Alolan Vulpix: Uh-
75th Hisuian Zoroark: I'm honestly not even interested I'm rejoining, now I'm finally at peace, plus Growlithe and I broke up, he became too gasfluent
Growlithe: *fart*
76 Sirfetch'd: I'll do whatever it takes to win this show, so let me back to prove myself!
77th Aegislash: ...
78th Togedemaru: *She kept saying a lot of nerdy things really fast*
79th Folder: Hello! My name's Folder! I can help you with all of your regular daily computer needs! I've got songs, documents, images, videos, and can answer such questions as, "What's the weather like?", "What was the score of last night's game?", and, "Can you set a reminder for 2:30 on Tuesday?" My purpose is to help you with your daily computer needs, such as telling you the weather, keeping a reminder for later, or even telling a joke or two!
80th Pyro: Hmfp! HMM! MUFFLED HMFPT!!! *They were spraying the flames from their flamethrower around*
81st Hisuian Qwilfish: I HATE NOT REJOINING!!!!!
82nd Purple Girl with wind hair and angry eyes: *She stayed perfectly still, in her default pose for a fee seconds*
83rd Brainxen: Uh... what's happening to me... where am i... am I going to rejoin?
84th Dedenne: *She did a very Sad Meme Face*
85th Pyukumuku: *He did the victory/peace sign with his hand he expelled from his mouth*
Host: Viewers, you pick someone from these eliminated players to rejoin!!!!! Whoever gets the most votes will enter a contest to see if they'll rejoin or not! Voting ends... in FORTY TWO HOURS!!!!!