Dedicated to Mana-The-Authoress: Your idea, you get the credit!
Why Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon Will Never Catch On
Once upon a time there was a CEO called Kaiba, who possessed three Blue Eyes White Dragons. Now and again, he'd let them fly through the city to show off how powerful and beautiful they were.
One time, they flew past a poster of the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, and they stopped to think. Yes, for what the dragons had in ferociousness and magnificence, they lacked in brains. After one reminded the others to keep beating their wings whilst staying still, they had an idea.
"We are so powerful, that everyone fears us!" Dragon 1 declared.
"But wouldn't it be better if we combined and digivolved into Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon?" Dragon 2 said.
"Uh, dufus," Dragon 3 scolded, "we're not Digimon, so we can't digivolve."
"That's right!" Dragon 1 said. "We are Duel Monsters, the cream of the cream!"
"Crème de la crème," Dragon 2 sighed- yes, Dragon 2 was the brightest. "Look, as individuals we are weak-"
"-yeah, with 3000 Atk," the other two scoffed.
"-but united, we will be as powerful as the gods!"-Gah! Never tempt the Gods!
"Wow, then we can show them how good we really are. No more Ra laughing down at us!"
"Yes, and I can have my own statue…" Dragon 1 slipped off into its lifelong fantasy.
And with that, the dragons fused into Blue Eyes Ultimate. There was a flash of light, a moment of confusion, and then the smoke cleared.
"Ow, my head! You bumped into my head!"
"No I didn't! That was Dragon 1."
"Stop blaming me, you-"
"Here, my back itches, let me have control of the left claw!" Dragon 3 wailed.
"No, I want to pick my nose."
"Eeeewwwww!" Dragon 2 recoiled.
The three dragons as one fell to the ground, clawing and scratching at each other, wings beating a-rhythmically as each dragon fought for control. Fed up, Dragon 2 turned to Dragon 1 and bit it's head off.
"Owww, stop biting my head!"
"Can't you even die properly?"
"Let go off my tonsils-"
"Look, you two, I know how to settle this," Dragon 3 said. It prepared to flame the other two.
"Oh no you don't," Dragon 2 said, preparing it's own fireball.
A second later, there was the most gi-normous explosion throughout the city, that ripped bare walls apart. The shockwave bubble followed, deafening the city. And then the mushroom cloud came.
"Holy Ra, Bush has done it this time!"
"Oh no, it's the Apocalypse!"
Blue flames rocketed into the air, and with a final bang, erupted like fireworks.
"There we go," Ra said, satisfied, from his plinth high up in the sky.
And the moral of the story is: Don't try and eat the head next to you.
Or: Three heads aren't better than two.
I will write out all my thanks in the next episode, so don't think I've forgotten you, all my lovely reviewers! I love you all!
If anyone has any ideas on future episodes, let me know!