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Kakarot wakes up next morning, with screaming echoing in his mind. He tries to recall that weird dream he had. He thinks, {What a strange dream...A pool...and a man...But who was he?} But the details slip from his mind as sand does from a sifter. Kakarot shrugs it off, {Oh well, it doesn't matter now. I wonder how my friend, Goku's, doing.} He watches through his binoculars and sees Vegeta get up from bed. Vegeta walks into Trunks's room and sees that he still hasn't woken up. Then he goes into the bathroom and from a mile away, Kakarot hears, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Kakarot smirks, "That idiot."
Vegeta looks at himself with big buggy eyes, "What am I doing wearing Kaka- Goku's clothes?! He must have been here last night." Vegeta runs outside and looks around for Kakarot. He yells out into the dewy morning, "I KNOW YOU'RE HERE KAKAROT! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! YOU'RE MOCKING ME AREN'T YOU?! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS INSULT!.....AND GIVE ME MY CLOTHES BACK!"
Kakarot is up in his tree, stifling his laughter. Vegeta notices the note on the shirt and tears it off and reads it. He says aloud, "Goku, I know how much you so want to be a human. So I decided to make you a present of these human clothes, that you have probably noticed by now. I took the liberty to take your clothes too. I don't think you really need them. Besides, as you are a traitor of the saiyan race, you are not worthy to even touch the armor of the Saiyans?! I also decided to save you from shame and to not tell my father about your little freak?! I suppose I'll be seeing you when I kill all the inhabitants of Earth?! Sincerely Kakarot?!"
As Vegeta reads through the note his rage grows and grows. Now his face has turned a deep reddish hue, and he disintegrates the note in his hand. He yells, "I'LL KILL YOU, KAKAROT! I'LL FIND YOU AND I'LL KILL YOU! NO ONE MOCKS VEGETA, THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS AND LIVES TO TELL IT!"
Kakarot laughs and laughs and flies out of his hiding place. Vegeta flies straight at him, going in for the kill. Kakarot smirks and puts out his hand, aiming at Vegeta. Suddenly, Vegeta feels like he just flew right into a 10 meter thick titanium wall.
Vegeta yelps, "What the..." and looks around for the source, but he finds none. Vegeta glares at Kakarot, "That was you, wasn't it?! You low level scum! I'll make you pay!"
Kakarot yawns and says with a bored expression, "Yeah, yeah. And what else is new?"
All of a sudden Vegeta grins, "Of course, it's all so simple. Why didn't I think of it before?" He looks at Kakarot with a victorious gleam in his eye and laughs in a mocking way, "You know, I could kill you just like," he snaps his fingers, "that. In fact it would be too easy."
Kakarot looks at Vegeta suspiciously, "What are you talking about?"
Vegeta asks, "Has you ever heard of the legend of the super saiyan?"
Kakarot mutters, "Who hasn't? But get to the point."
Vegeta says triumphantly, "I can go super saiyan, that's the point."
Kakarot raises an eyebrow, "You, turn super saiyan?" Suddenly he bursts into fits of laughter.
"What's so funny?!"
"There's no way anyone can turn super saiyan! It's just a dumb legend! Even if anyone could, it's definitely not going to start with you!" Vegeta watches Kakarot, with his eye twitching and rage steadily growing with each breath Kakarot takes.
Kakarot continues, "Anyway, you couldn't beat me even if you could turn super saiyan."
Vegeta wonders, {Since when has Kakarot gotten so cocky?} Vegeta asks suspiciously, "What trick do you have up your sleeve?"
Kakarot replies, "No trick."
"Fine, pick your time, day, and place. Then we'll meet and fight to the death. And no backing out, or else face eternal shame."
"Alright. Right here, next full moon, midnight."
Vegeta raises an eyebrow, "Next full moon? Midnight? What are you planning on doing? Transforming into an oozaro? Hmmph, you need to have a tail to do that. And if you haven't noticed, you don't have one."
Kakarot says, "I know that, Goku," causing Vegeta to wince. Kakarot continues, "And I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I don't need a tail. However I can get one."
"You haven't had a tail for years. How would you expect to do that?"
Kakarot smirks, "I'll show you."
Kakarot wakes up next morning, with screaming echoing in his mind. He tries to recall that weird dream he had. He thinks, {What a strange dream...A pool...and a man...But who was he?} But the details slip from his mind as sand does from a sifter. Kakarot shrugs it off, {Oh well, it doesn't matter now. I wonder how my friend, Goku's, doing.} He watches through his binoculars and sees Vegeta get up from bed. Vegeta walks into Trunks's room and sees that he still hasn't woken up. Then he goes into the bathroom and from a mile away, Kakarot hears, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Kakarot smirks, "That idiot."
Vegeta looks at himself with big buggy eyes, "What am I doing wearing Kaka- Goku's clothes?! He must have been here last night." Vegeta runs outside and looks around for Kakarot. He yells out into the dewy morning, "I KNOW YOU'RE HERE KAKAROT! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! YOU'RE MOCKING ME AREN'T YOU?! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS INSULT!.....AND GIVE ME MY CLOTHES BACK!"
Kakarot is up in his tree, stifling his laughter. Vegeta notices the note on the shirt and tears it off and reads it. He says aloud, "Goku, I know how much you so want to be a human. So I decided to make you a present of these human clothes, that you have probably noticed by now. I took the liberty to take your clothes too. I don't think you really need them. Besides, as you are a traitor of the saiyan race, you are not worthy to even touch the armor of the Saiyans?! I also decided to save you from shame and to not tell my father about your little freak?! I suppose I'll be seeing you when I kill all the inhabitants of Earth?! Sincerely Kakarot?!"
As Vegeta reads through the note his rage grows and grows. Now his face has turned a deep reddish hue, and he disintegrates the note in his hand. He yells, "I'LL KILL YOU, KAKAROT! I'LL FIND YOU AND I'LL KILL YOU! NO ONE MOCKS VEGETA, THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS AND LIVES TO TELL IT!"
Kakarot laughs and laughs and flies out of his hiding place. Vegeta flies straight at him, going in for the kill. Kakarot smirks and puts out his hand, aiming at Vegeta. Suddenly, Vegeta feels like he just flew right into a 10 meter thick titanium wall.
Vegeta yelps, "What the..." and looks around for the source, but he finds none. Vegeta glares at Kakarot, "That was you, wasn't it?! You low level scum! I'll make you pay!"
Kakarot yawns and says with a bored expression, "Yeah, yeah. And what else is new?"
All of a sudden Vegeta grins, "Of course, it's all so simple. Why didn't I think of it before?" He looks at Kakarot with a victorious gleam in his eye and laughs in a mocking way, "You know, I could kill you just like," he snaps his fingers, "that. In fact it would be too easy."
Kakarot looks at Vegeta suspiciously, "What are you talking about?"
Vegeta asks, "Has you ever heard of the legend of the super saiyan?"
Kakarot mutters, "Who hasn't? But get to the point."
Vegeta says triumphantly, "I can go super saiyan, that's the point."
Kakarot raises an eyebrow, "You, turn super saiyan?" Suddenly he bursts into fits of laughter.
"What's so funny?!"
"There's no way anyone can turn super saiyan! It's just a dumb legend! Even if anyone could, it's definitely not going to start with you!" Vegeta watches Kakarot, with his eye twitching and rage steadily growing with each breath Kakarot takes.
Kakarot continues, "Anyway, you couldn't beat me even if you could turn super saiyan."
Vegeta wonders, {Since when has Kakarot gotten so cocky?} Vegeta asks suspiciously, "What trick do you have up your sleeve?"
Kakarot replies, "No trick."
"Fine, pick your time, day, and place. Then we'll meet and fight to the death. And no backing out, or else face eternal shame."
"Alright. Right here, next full moon, midnight."
Vegeta raises an eyebrow, "Next full moon? Midnight? What are you planning on doing? Transforming into an oozaro? Hmmph, you need to have a tail to do that. And if you haven't noticed, you don't have one."
Kakarot says, "I know that, Goku," causing Vegeta to wince. Kakarot continues, "And I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I don't need a tail. However I can get one."
"You haven't had a tail for years. How would you expect to do that?"
Kakarot smirks, "I'll show you."