Spinner198: Hahahaha You are evil Spinner. Great Idea!
To the other writers: I got your reviews while writing this chapter, so don't worry, I'll use your fantastic ideas on the next chapter!
Lost Inside: Hahahahhahahaha That is so funny! I'll definitely use that.
Memoryofawhiterose: Holy cow. How do you people think up such things? Hahhahaha.
Chapter 3: Resentful Raven
"Welcome back from the break! Chaos is breaking out today, friends. No hero has ever had so much viewers! You are liked Titans, but that won't save you from the next ordeal!" George announced. "Our lucky winner of mayhem today is.... Raven again!" Raven's eyes widened in horror whilst the audience clapped.
"You are one popular hero, Raven. Consider yourself lucky." George told her.
"Oh goodie..." Raven sighed, another piece of paper revealing itself on her podium.
"Read it out loud Rae!" George yelled. Raven opened up the folded paper and began to read.
"Dear Trebble producers! I want Raven to dress in pink with roller skates on, and act very, very happy.(And perky, from begging to end) I want her to act like the other titan's waitress, and ask them for their order. And you know what else to do, oh LadyHood. -Spinner198." Raven finished in horror and already planned a very mysterious death for the writer of the letter.
"Well Raven, you know what to do, so get to it!" George ordered.
"Uhhh..." Raven looked around the stage, and found no pink clothes.
"Don't worry Rae, we got you covered!" George pressed his favorite button, and Raven's navy robe changed color. She fell over as suddenly her boots turned into rollerskates.
"Whoops. Sorry." George pressed the button again and the mechanical arms dragged her from the podium. The podium fell under a trapdoor. "Something still doesn't seem right...." George murmered. "I know!" He pressed the button and Raven burst out laughing.
"Uhhh... What did you do to Rae?" Cyborg asked as he watched Raven skate around, yelling in happiness.
"I did what the fans wanted me to do! Make you people perform!" George laughed. Raven skated up next to Cyborg.
"So, hun, what will ya order be today, mate?" Raven asked, suddenly revealing a notepad and pen in front of her.
"Uhhh..." Cyborg muttered.
"One Uh, coming up!" Raven laughed. She skated over to Robin and asked him the same question.
"Raven, I don't want anything from this show." Robin protested.
"Pleeeeeeassseee!!!" Raven cried, tripping over from trying to bend down.
"I'll take... a slice of pepperoni pizza." Robin managed.
"Alrighty!" Raven said happily, skating over to Beast Boy.
"And you, squirt. What ya want, Blob boy?" Raven asked BB. Beast Boy's mouth opened at her remark. George and everyone else held a snigger.
"I'll take a tofu burrito please." Raven scribbled his order down. Then finally Raven skated over to Starfire, twirling in the air along the way.
"I'll take a Glordfork with Helgos and Chermfo with Gergs!" Starfire ordered happily. Raven sweat dropped. But she wrote it down nonetheless and and fled from the room.
"While she's gone, err... 'preparing', time for the special word of the day from LadyHood!" George announced. A beam of light shown around LadyHood while in her seat and she disappeared. She reappeared in the center of the stage.
"It better be good... Or else feel my fury!" George said, shaking the remote in his hand. LadyHood's eyes widened, she thought about a quote of some kind.
"Uhhh... Here is from Donald Trump. It's nothing personal, it's just business." She said, hoping that was good enough. George faltered about what to do. Then he sighed in defeat.
"I guess that will do.... For now." He said definately. LadyHood let out a sigh of relief and took her place in the audience once more.
"Raven returns!" George announced as Raven entered the room with a tray full of food. She skated over to Cyborg.
"Here is your uh, eh?" She said, taking a plate out and placing it on his podium. He looked down at what was supposed to be 'Uh'. It was a white blob with the word 'uh' deep inside.
"Thank you?" Cyborg said.
"You are like, totally welcome!" Raven laughed. She skated over to Robin, balancing the tray carefully.
"Pepperoni Pizza with a special ingredient for you!" She yelled, handing him a plate with a slice on top.
"Spec... Special ingredient?" Robin muttered.
"Oh yeah!" Raven said, skating over to Beast Boy. Robin took a bite and nearly barfed it back up. The special ingredient was.... nevermind. You really don't want to know. Beast Boy saw this and grew instantly nervous as Raven piled his podium with the burrito. He poked it carefully, but it seemed normal. He took a small bite, and spat it back out.
"Ewwwww! I said tofu, not meat!!" Beast Boy gagged. He looked around, saw a fountain, and ran over to it. He began a large procedure of cleaning his tongue from the taste of pork. Raven merely shrugged at his actions and finally reached Starfire.
"Glordfork with Helgos and Chermfo with Gergs coming up!" Raven said gleefully.
"I am most thankful, dear Raven!" Starfire replied in the same happy tone as Rae. She took a bite of the Glordfork and she sighed in happiness. "I have not had such a good Glordfork since the year of Dreadthrow. Thank you Rae." Raven smiled and skated into the center. While the boys attempted to eat their food without throwing up Raven started to skate in dance pattern. She did twirls and laughed with glee. Then she did the splits, and you could hear plenty of "Ooooooo Ahhhhs" from the crowd. Then Raven finally claimed her body as her own again, and yelled in terror. She was in big pain, and she couldn't get up since she still had the skates on. "Raven sounds a tad bit uncomfortable, lads and ladies! Let's give her a rest now, she deserves it." George reluctantly pressed his red button and Raven turned back to normal. The hands grabbed her and placed Rae behind her podium once again. "So Cy, what does uh taste like?" Cyborg stared and thought about how to reply.
"Uhhh...." He began, but was cut off.
"I knew it!" George exclaimed. "Well, look at the time! Another break already! Catch us after these messages." Have a good day!
Author's Note:
I'll write your other ideas the next time I have time Probably later today or tomorrow afternoon
How do you people think up these stuff? Hahahhaha
Ness: You seem to have made LadyHood very happy
LadyHood: Thank you! Please review
Sorry This took awhile, my internet wasn't working due to a storm.
