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Chapter 4: Poor Titans....
"Welcome back to Trebbles ya all!" George announced cheerfully. "Right now is a special, where we'll have more then one titan perform our deeds!" The crowd claps. "Oh yes, and also, we're even going to show the titans the authors of our evil Cough plans Cough. Come on up with your papers, fellow writers!" At this 3 people stepped onto the stage.
"Welcome, Lost Inside, Memoryofawhiterose, and darkaurora333!" George welcomed. Each nodded their heads in acknowledgement. George scanned the newcomers, his eyebrow raising and dropping.
"Okay Lost Inside, you look like you're going to have something reeeal good." George smirked, he already knew the letter contained in that paper. Lost took a step forward, opened the folded sheet, and began to read.
"Dear Trebble Producers. I wish for Robin to sing a love song," Lost paused and glared at Robin, attempting to read his expression. Robin calmed himself, it couldn't be that bad.... or could it? "to Slade." Silence. All eyes were set on Robin. Robin gave a look of horror. The other titan's mouths hung right open, even Raven's!
"And what if I do not accept?" Robin challenged. George gave a big smile.
"Oh my lad, you don't have a choice in the matter." With this George pressed his favorite button in the whole world. The mechanical hands which had grappled Raven earlier swung at him. It grabbed him tightly, as Robin struggled hard. But he gave up, it was useless. The hands placed him in the center. Robin thought that he could make a dash for it. But then a click sounded from below him. He looked down and saw metallic rings attached to his ankles, ensuring escape was futile. He pulled at them slowly, but they were bolted soooo hard to the ground he could barely move.
"I see I have no choice..." Robin gave a deep sigh. He hesitated while he thought up some lyrics. Noticing his desperation, and because he was getting bored, George pressed the button. Robin suddenly burst into song.
From the coast of Ipanema, To the island of Capri, All the way to Kuala Lumpur, I will follow you wherever you may be. From the moment I first saw you Knew my heart could not be free. Have to hold you in my arms now, There can never be another for me....
All I need, is a rhythm divine. Lost in the music, your heart will be mine. All I need is to look in your eyes, Viva la musica, say you'll be mine.
Can you feel the passion? Can you taste our love's sweet wine? Join the dance and let it happen, Put tomorrow's cares right out of your mind. As the music draws you closer and you fall under my spell, I will catch you in my arms now, Where the night will take us, no one can tell .....
All I need, is a rhythm divine. Lost in the music, your heart will be mine. All I need is to look in your eyes, Viva la musica, say you'll be mine.
Gotta have this feeling forever! Gotta live this moment together! Nothing else matters just you and the night. Follow on the wings of desire! Now the rhythm's taking you higher! No one can stop us from havin' it all!
You are my heart.... you are my soul....
All I need, is a rhythm divine. Lost in the music, your heart will be mine. All I need is to look in your eyes, Viva la musica, say you'll be mine.
Can you feel the Rhythm? Can you feel the Rhythm? Can you feel the Rhythm, Burnin 'n Burning! (Repeat this line about 6-8 times, with fast tone.)"
George, the audience, and the other titans glared at Robin, their mouths open wider in astonishment. How on earth did Robin know Enrique Iglesias's song, Rhythm Divine, without ever hearing it before? George then realized what happened, and chuckled.
"Whoops. The button read my desire to hear some good spanish music right now. What a great choice, Enrique!" George looked down at his button in love. "Thank you Lost Inside, you've made my day!" The audience clapped and cheered as Lost bowed before them. Then Lost gradually made it back into the crowd, giving high fives when requested. Robin finally snapped out of the spell set upon him. He glanced at his hands in horror. He had heard him sing every word with feeling. He blushed a dark red, embarassed. Cyborg burst out laughing, this was the best thing that had ever happened in history! Robin gave him an evil glance, which gave George an idea. He gave Memoryofawhiterose a nod to step forward. Memory did so with pleasure. Then Memory opened his folded paper and scanned the long list. Then his finger crossed the perfect idea for the night.
"Dear Trebbles Producers, and the Titans in the matter, I wish for Cyborg to eat Beast Boy cooked eggs, whilst doing a handstand in a..." Memory paused, gathering up courage. "Pink Tu'tu." Everyone started breathing deeply, obviously to stop bursting into laughter for their hero's sake. Cyborg walked forward himself, as he didn't wish to be dragged by a piece of technology that was low class compared to him. He stood up high in front of Memory.
"A pink... tu'tu?" Cyborg asked in a small voice. Memory merely nodded and ran behind George, seeking cover. Beast Boy immediately brightened up, this show may actually be fun after all! BB already knew what to do, so he went into the kitchen which Raven had gone to not so long ago. Raven, speaking of, was actually quite relaxed. As she knew she was going to have plenty more treacheries then the others, she calmed herself. Raven was thinking of her emotions, speaking to them in her mind. Of course she was scolded Happy slightly, but as she knew perfectly well Happy couldn't help it, it was a light scold. Cyborg entered another door, behind held the dressing rooms. The pink tu'tu was waiting for him when he got there. He took a deep breath and put it on. Little did he know a camera was following him, watching his every move. The audience laughed hard as they watched Cyborg on the big screen. The other titans were amazed by the screen, though they had a big screen tv at home this showed what other people were doing. They grew nervous, it might be them next time! Cyborg reappeared, attempting to hide himself behind the door. But George dragged him out straight in the open. Cyborg was surprised, they weren't laughing? Why? He didn't know that they laughed hard only a minute before.
"Yummy Eggs coming up!" A voice called from the kitchen. Beast Boy left the kitchen with a plate in his hands. A dozen cooked eggs laid on top of it. Cyborg had a feeling that it was tofu. Cyborg performed a handstand, his face facing the ground. Beast Boy slipped the plate beneath him, and ran back to the podium for safety. Cyborg wondered what to do. Where was the fork when you needed it? He sighed, and grabbed the nearest runny egg. He could hold it, luckily, but it felt weird all the same. He took a small bite, and his face turned green. He finished the egg, gulping in haste. Knowing he wasn't done untill all eggs were eaten, he just grabbed the plate and sucked in all the eggs at once. He swallowed fast, returned to standing position, and raced towards the bathroom, his face turning purple.
"He won't be back for awhile folks.. Give him a hand!" George announced, the crowd clapped hard for their hero. Then another row of claps as Memory bowed and sat next to Lost Inside. They gave each other high fives. Attention turned to the last writer on the stage. darkaurora333 shifted nervously, this stage felt so big once it's left to yourself. Dark turned to George, waiting for instruction.
"Okay Dark, do your duties!" George laughed. Dark unfolded the paper and read aloud clearly.
"Dear Trebble Producers. I would like Slade to have a little.... 'Tea Party', with Robin, B. Blood, and Cyborg. Signed yours truly, Dark." Everyone grew tense, Slade was to enter, along with Blood! They also felt sorry for Cyborg, but nobody dared mention that.
"Let's see...." George pressed the button, and a worm hole opened above. Shortly after Slade and Blood fell through. They landed hard on the concrete beside the stage. "Whoops, sorry old chaps, I missed a tad bit!" Slade and Blood grunted, rubbing their heads. They stood up and saw the titans behind podiums. Knowing that they weren't about to strike them Blood and Slade climbed onto the stage and into the center. The hole they fell through remained, so to chuck them back up after their performance.
"I've forgotten something.... Oh yes!" George exclaimed, pressing the button again. A low table appeared with the tea set on top. Cushions of different shades of pink sat beneath it. Pink pettles were scattered along the table, giving it more of a oldie look. Cyborg entered the room sniveling and whiping his mouth. When his eyes met the figures of Blood and Slade he grew tense.
"Calm down partners! Today you 4 will have a little happy chat! In positions now, or I'll do it..." George cautioned. The 2 pairs immediately reacted and sat on the cushions, giving each other looks. They eached built up defenses, ready to counter if anyone posed a threat. "Now let's see... I've forgotten something again!" George sighed, pondering on what was missing. "Oh yes..." He pressed the button, and the fun began.
"So how are you dear chaps? Having a good old day?" Slade asked, starting to pour himself tea. Blood responded.
"I am splendid, Mister Slade. It is great to be together again, us four." Robin and Cyborg were talking to each other, but decided to join in with the others.
"Mr. Slade, I hear your work is going quite swell. Good times roll by fast though, what a shame." Robin said, 'acting' to admire Slade. Slade nodded.
"Anyone?" Slade offered, waving the tea pot. Cyborg handed Slade his cup, and Slade began to make the tea.
"So, young masters. I heard your conquest was a success. Indeed Ms. Raven was quite annoyed by this, I am certain." Blood said, engaging all into deep conversation. Raven looked up when mentioned and her eyebrow raised. The four continued speaking in kindly matter, so unusual it was. After more minutes of cheerful talking George grew bored with the compliments. Thinking something evil, George pressed his button. Suddenly things got nasty.
"You wretched little Basa!!!!" Slade yelled, drawing closer to Robin and knocking over the table whilst doing so. The tea splashed over Blood and Cyborg, and they grew deeper angered.
"You Fking moron! You're going down!" Both said at the same time. Robin drew away as Slade was sonic cannoned. He snapped back to reality and yelled to George in desperation.
"Send them back, send them back!" Robin ordered, dodging Blood's energy blasts. George reluctantly pressed his button, it was just getting interesting too. Like magnets Slade and Blood flew towards the hole and out of site. The hole closed and all havoc stopped. At least, for now.
"Great Idea Dark! Bravo! Well done Titans!" George announced cheerfully, acting like that last performance never happened. Dark gave a bow which sent the audience in an uproar. "Righty-o! Now, for LadyHood's quote of the Day?" LadyHood stepped forward to Dark, who seemed to signal to come over there. LadyHood did so and Dark whispered in her ear. LadyHood smiled and looked toward George and the titans, who all sat patiently, waiting for her to speak. LadyHood stepped forward and Dark entered the crowd.
"Okay... The quote of the Day belongs to darkaurora333!" LadyHood announced. The crowd broke into applause, Dark was becoming their favorite. But Memory and Lost came a close second, and all were clapped to. "Before you critisize someone, run a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and have their shoes." The crowd burst into laughter, LadyHood and Dark grinned. LadyHood sat back down.
"Okay titans, one question. How is this game going so far? Each have to answer." George asked them. Robin spoke first.
"Horrid. How could you people do such things?" Robin stated. Robin was still talking but George had pressed the mute button, so nothing came out of his mouth.
"It's fantastic so far! I've never figured how to make Cy eat my special eggs, but you made it happen. Thank you!" Beast Boy thanked everyone with joy.
"Thus far it has been glorious! And quite, 'Amusing,' as you people say." Starfire said slowly, hoping she got the words right.
"How could you all betray me? You know we all hate tofu, so why?" Cyborg blurted out. All attention drew upon Raven, who hadn't spoken yet.
"I say nothing." She said finally. In her thoughts she was stabbing all the authors with the longest swords imaginable, and burning them on stakes. (I just had to use that Dark :D) The others each had a similar hatred for the writers, except Star and BB, who were happy with the results.
"That's all for today folks! See ya all tomorrow!" George waved. Have a good day!
Author's Note:
Well, here's Chapter 4, after writing it.... again. Except now that it's rewritten I think the results were better than before. Have a good day, fellow writers! looks at length
Holy cow! Everyone's ideas were sooo good I decided to go haywire with the typing! Let's see how many words for this chapter... 2276 words! That's the longest FanFic chapter I've ever written! Have a good day anyways!
Ness: Thanks for the great ideas! Poor Titans...