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Two days after Vegeta told him and the others about Kakarot, Gohan goes to work fighting crime as the Great Saiyaman. As he patrols the city, he thinks about the recent events...and his father's dramatic change, {I can't believe it! My dad...turned into some sort of evil, bloodsucking, power hungry saiyan! Did my dad forget he was Goku or...was Kakarot there the whole time, and took over his mind? Nah...that last one seems too far- fetched. Well there aren't any signs of Kakarot yet. Maybe Vegeta was making everything up for a joke. Well that's a sick joke, if that's true. }

Suddenly Gohan hears some sirens and thinks, {Uh oh, trouble.} He speeds over towards it and sees a bank robbery and...{Whoa! Are those tanks?! Good thing Videl's on vacation. She might try something stupid, like taking on those tanks.} And Gohan flies down to the ground to do just that.

As he flies down, he's greeted by cheers, "Oh thank God!," "It's the Great Saiyaman!," and "He's come to stop them!"

The bad guys ask, "Who's the Great Saiyaman?"

Gohan knows, it once again time to introduce the Great Saiyaman. He yells, "Prepare to be defeated by the defender of justice, protector of this city, ..." and etc., etc., etc. And while he's doing the introductory song, he was doing some really, I mean really lame poses. Until finally, "I am the Great Saiyaman!"

After he's done there is total silence everywhere. You can hear crickets from a mile away. The spectator and the villains look at Gohan as if he's crazy. And he may be a little delusional, who knows?

Two teenage girls meekly walk up to Gohan and ask, "Uh...Mr. Saiyaman?"

"Yeah?"

The blond girl says, "Look, Nora and I," she motions to her brunette friend, "think that...no offense...your whole Great Saiyaman song..."

"And dance," Nora adds.

"Really, really sucks."

Nora says, "We also think that you're copying the Ginyu Force."

This comment about his song really hits home. Gohan thinks in shock, {Two regular teenage girls think my song sucks? Do all of them think that?...Hey, wait a minute! How do they know about the Ginyu Force?!} He turns to look for the girls, but they disappeared.

The bad guys see this as a perfect chance to attack the so-called Great Saiyaman. The leader yells, "All right boys! Let's get him!"

Gohan looks back at the villains and sees he's surrounded by big guns. He smiles and says, "If you give up now, you can be charged with a lesser sentence. If you don't...I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you."

All the guys look at him for a second...before bursting into laughter. "Ha Ha! What a riot!" "That's the funniest thing I ever heard!" "What a joke!"

Gohan waits patiently until they stop laughing and asks, "Do you really think you can beat me with those?"

Up in the air, Kakarot happens to pass over the scene and sees a solitary man take on a huge group of men with large ammunition. He thinks, {That boy...He's either crazy or really strong. This may prove to be interesting. In any case I get to see blood and gore.}

The crooks on the ground laugh again, but you can tell they are unnerved by Gohan's confidence.

Gohan says calmly, "Don't make me hurt you."

There is an awkward moment, as they stare at Gohan, trying to see if he's bluffing or not. But the leader yells, "Don't listen to him! He's only one guy! Now let's get him!" The men recover their confidence and rally together, cheering their leader. He yells, "Attack! No one messes with the Yellow Belly Gang!"

The crowds take this opportunity to disperse and basically run for their lives.

The men fire at Gohan, creating a storm of bullets. Gohan sticks his hand out and stops the bullets in their tracks, just like Neo in the Matrix. The bullets fall to the ground and Gohan charges at the devious wolf pack, too quick for anyone to lay a finger on him and begins beating the hooha out of the villains.

Kakarot looks down in wonder, {That's amazing. He's one strong kid all right. Could it be he's...}

At one point, men surround Gohan, so he grabs the leg of the nearest one and uses him to swing around and trip the rest. One guy tries to shoot a bazooka gun at him, but Gohan does a double back flip, first kicking the man's face and then kicking the gun out of the man's hands. Gohan immediately brings his fist over his shoulder, knocking out a guy who was about to shoot him.

After only a little while the fight is over. The men scurry away like rats, but the police surrounding the area catch them. Not all of the villains are gone though. The leader of the Yellow Belly Gang yells, "All right men! We'll have to do it the hard way! Fire the tanks!"

Gohan think, {Oh no! I forgot about those!} He yells at the police, "Get away from here!"

They obey, and now it's the polices' turn to run and hide.

The remaining men get in the tanks and then fire at Gohan. Gohan catches all the shots, but one stray tank behind him fires at his back, catching Gohan off guard. Gohan hears the cannon and turns around, but he's too late to dodge it. It hits him right in the stomach and throws him against the side of a building. He crashes into it, creating a giant hole in the middle of it.

The leader laughs, "That'll teach him!" And the rest of the men cheer at Gohan's demise.

But suddenly a voice says, "Why's everyone clapping? This party's just getting started."

The Yellow Belly Gang hushes their cheers and look for the source of the voice. One gangster says, "It can't be be!"

As the dust blows away, it reveals Gohan, without his bandana and his sunglasses, standing in the rubble unscathed.

The men look on in horror. One man yelps, "What, what the...You should be dead!"

Gohan raises an eyebrow, "Oh really?"

Another man says, "He's, he's not human!"

The leader yells, "Quick! Fire all the tanks! Get rid of that abomination!"

The tanks fire at Gohan, but he's too quick and dodges them all. Instead they all hit the surrounding buildings and blow them into rubble.

Gohan yells, "Okay! You guys are really starting to piXX me off!" He goes to each tank and twists up the barrels as if they were putty. The tanks fire and blow themselves up. However everyone single person somehow, miraculously survives and they scramble out of the rubble out of the area, screaming.

Gohan holds up two fingers for victory and yells, "Go me! Never mess with a saiyan!" But his self-appraisal is interrupted by a strange sound. Almost like clapping.

Gohan slowly puts his hand down and says, "What the..." turning his attention to the direction of the noise.

Out of the dust, Gohan sees a figure moving closer and closer, clapping slowly the whole time. As it gets nearer Gohan sees a man, in saiyan armor, with a tail. As Gohan clearly see his figures, he finally stops clapping. Gohan pales just at the sight of him.

Kakarot smirks and says, "Well done, young saiyan. You fought well against those humans, but unfortunately you weren't able to kill any."

Gohan thinks, {Oh dear god, please don't let this be him.} "T-Turles?"

"Wrong. My name is Kakarot."

Gohan moans mentally, {It is him.}

Kakarot doesn't sense Gohan's grief and continues, "How did you come to know my brother?"

Gohan says, "I...uh...I met him on our home planet...when I was younger."

Kakarot says, "I see..." and looks Gohan over. He asks, "What happened to your tail?"

"It...it got cut off when...when I was battling Vegeta."

Kakarot looks at him in surprise, "You were battling him?!...Well, that's unheard of! Fighting someone from the royal family!" Gohan waits for the Kakarot become angry with him and start to fight. However, to Gohan's complete surprise, Kakarot says, "Well, good for you. I never liked him. But don't call him Vegeta anymore."

Gohan asks in confusion, "Why Da-...I mean, sir?"

Kakarot smiles, "Sir...hmm...I like the sound of that. But didn't you hear about him? He's been breeding half-saiyan freaks and he even cut off his own tail. He's converted to humanhood, so now in commemoration of his conversion and his betrayal to the Saiyan Race, his new human name shall be Goku."

Gohan stares at Kakarot, but then starts to laugh hysterically. Kakarot frowns, "What's so funny?"

Gohan desperately tries to stop but can't. He barely manages to say, "N- nothing." He thinks, {Oh man! No wonder Vegeta was so mad! Wait a minute...Did he call Trunks a half-saiyan freak? I'm a half-saiyan freak!} Gohan stops laughing immediately.

Kakarot says, "Good, you've stopped. I thought I was going to have to kill you to make you shut up."

Gohan stares at Kakarot shocked. Those words came out of the mouth that belonged to his father. He gives Kakarot a hard glare, but suddenly notices something long and furry, swinging around behind Kakarot as if put into a trance by an invisible snake charmer.

Gohan thinks, {A tail! Vegeta never said anything about a tail!}

Kakarot demands, "What's your name, boy?"

"My...my name?" Gohan snaps back into reality and he hurries to think of a good saiyan name. "My name is...My name is..."

Kakarot raises an eyebrow, "Are you thinking?"

Gohan says quickly, "My name's Vegeta!" But he regrets those words as soon as they come out of his mouth, {Oh jeez! Vegeta's going to kill me! I can imagine exactly what he's going to say...'Just because Kakarot calls me Goku, doesn't mean you can steal my name! You are not worthy enough to have the name of the saiyans' home world!'...But I don't need to tell him do I? I just hope that I don't meet up with him now.}

Kakarot stares at Gohan for a long time. He repeats slowly, "You're...name...is...Vegeta..."

"Uh, yep. My name is Vegeta. Vegeta is my name," Gohan says with a strained smile on his face. "What a coincidence, huh?"

Kakarot says, "Quite a coincidence indeed...I suppose it's a good thing that Goku's name is Goku then."

He looks Gohan over, "You are against humans then, are you not?"

Gohan says, "I guess..."

Kakarot pulls out a capsule and give it to Vegeta, "Well now you're recruited to help me in my mission to liquidate this planet. You should consider it an honor. You do consider it an honor, right?"

Gohan gawks a little, but quickly resumes his part, "Yes! Yes, it's a real honor, sir!...a real honor..."

Kakarot smiles, "Good of you to say that. I would've had to kill you if you disagreed. Change and we'll get started."

Gohan panics, "We're not going to kill them now, are we?!"

"Of course not. We need a base of operations first. I'm not like other saiyans. I don't kill people right away. I find out how to slowly torture them to the extreme, so that they'll beg me for death."

Gohan says, "Oh, oh really...how, how nice."

"Well hurry up and change already!"

"Yes sir."

Gohan changes out of his Great Saiyaman outfit into the saiyan armor in the capsules, thinking, {Now what am I going to do?}