Chapter 6: You've got to be kidding...
Beast Boy stared down at his love, Raven. He stifled a sob that arose from his throat. She seemed paler somehow, more like a statue than a human being. He held her gently, his hands squeezing her shoulder. Raven heard all of his murmers, and was surprised. Did he really love her that much?
"We can't go on like this. You must stop the show, George." LadyHood ordered, arguing with George. George just shook his head no, he wouldn't end it.
"You created it, and besides, you if I weren't mistaken did that to Raven." George replied, his words like venom.
"Did you want to die, George? I didn't give you life after you died of cancer for no reason." LadyHood fell silent after her last words. George seemed stunned. He didn't think it would go this deep into family history.
"You did this for Lisa, to let me live." He whispered. LadyHood's eyes glared at George, both in confusion and at a loss for words. "And I will keep this show going, if it is for her." He pressed Tekker and an invisible force pushed LadyHood back into her seat. She didn't mind however, as she was lost deep in thought. She snapped back in reality when Beast Boy's hold finally broke. He gave a howl of distress. The lady jumped out of her seat and over to the pair. She ordered Beast Boy to stand back. Beast Boy, after a few minutes of persisting, moved over to the other titans, each giving a look of sorrow. They would have gone to their friend's aide, but they couldn't move. LadyHood bent down close to Raven, and whispered some words. The wind picked up again, with the black energy. The lady had only held the tornado down, now it was time to do something about it. Raven's hair flashed around as the wind became very violent. LadyHood then stood up, and gazed at the ceiling.
"Please let his work.." she muttered, and raised her hands. The blue light that was seen before arose from them, and into the swirling dark tornado. The blue powers engulfed the tornado, and span straight into the Lady. She let out a sharp cry of pain, and was forced to kneel down again. Raven suddenly let out a gasp. All control had resumed it's rightful place. The first thing she heard was a soft thump. When she turned her head left she saw LadyHood slumped to the ground. Feeling a sudden burst of energy, Raven jumped up and used her powers to levitate the Lady back in her seat. She looked over at her friends, each were happy for her to be back. Tears slid down Beast Boy's face. George stood in the background, twiddling his thumb. Sighing, "God, not fluff," he pressed Tekker. Raven was pushed behind her podium and everyone resumed normal tension as before. It was like it never happened.
"Alrighty! Welcome back from the break, we're live at Trebbles Studio!" George announced cheerfully. The audience clapped. Raven felt a slight change in her energy patterns, but ignored it. All attention was on George, who was talking about the guests of today. "Today, our show brings Martine, Lost Inside, Lexi The Writer, and last but not least, our Zako into the studio. Give them a hand!" Another round of applause from the crowd. The four writers made their way onto the stage, and into the center. "Martine, whenever you're ready!" The other authors scooted over so Martine demanded full attention.
"Dear Trebble Producers, I would like Beast Boy to squat down and hop around like a bunny rabbit, whilst trying to chew his ear. Also, I want him to say "I want to be in the new Olympics," while doing so. -Martine" Martine refolded the paper and looked at Beast Boy. BB didn't seem mad about the request, he really had wanted to go to the olympics. Beast Boy still stood behind the podium, pondering about what he was to do. George grew bored and pressed the almighty Tekker. The mechanical hands grabbed Beast Boy roughly and flung him over to the center. Martine stood beside George, watching the green boy's every move. Beast Boy sighed and began to perform. He squatted down and started hopping around the stage.
"I want to be in the Olympics, I want to be in the Olympics!" Beast Boy whined. Suddenly he had an urge to chew his now fluffy ears. He snapped at the long ears before him, each time missing by a hair. Beast Boy wasn't paying attention to where he was going, and hopped into his podium. He snapped out of urge on impact. He shook his head, the laughter echoing in his ears.
"Bravo Beast Boy! Bravo!" George cried, laughing with Martine beside him. "Great idea Martine! Give them a hand!" The audience clapped, while still laughing. Beast Boy made his way back behind his podium, and Martine returned into the crowd. "Lexi, you have the floor!" Lexi strode over to the center, and unfolded the paper. Then Lex waited for any kind of signal. But there was none, so Lexi just took a deep breath and began to read.
"Dear Trebbles Producers, I think that Cyborg should play dolls with Starfire and Beast Boy. They should wear pink dresses as well. And as for Robin..... He has to act like their dog. Lexi finished the paper and refolded it as Martine had done. Lex stepped out of the way and next to George while the titans slipped into the dressing room. Of course the mini-cam followed. They each stared at the outfits. You would think that being a dog wouldn't be that bad, but dressing up as one, collar, fur, and all, it is. Starfire was confused about who's was who's, and ended up taking Cyborg's dress. It was really baggy on her, but she didn't mind. Robin came out of his stall with his suit on. Starfire couldn't help but chuckle. The outfit's tail dragged across the floor, and Robin gave a look of embarassment up at Star. Star grabbed his hand (Or paw in this case) and pulled him back out into the main room. Beast Boy was already done changing, he was speaking with Raven. All waited for Cyborg to return. The screen flipped on, revealing him struggling to get a Starfire sized dress. He finally managed it, it was so tight his artificial lungs could barely scuk in air. He had ripped the dress by accident, so it revealed his lower parts. Cyborg quickly rushed out into the main room, and the screen turned off at once. Cy still hadn't noticed the screen, his attention was on his friends. they all stood in the center.
"Alrighty..." George muttered, pressing down Tekker. A box full of different dolls appeared in front of Star. Fascinated by them, Star began to laugh and fling them around. Beast Boy and Cyborg sighed in embarassment. In the background Raven watched intently. She knew that those 3 would be fine, but what of Robin? He had no control over himself at all, he scratched himself like he had flees, and barked everytime one of Star's dolls hit him. At times he whined like he really had to go, then and there. Cyborg held up by its hand a brown haired girl doll, its hazel eyes staring at him. It almost reminded him of LadyHood, except the hair was off. He took a quick glance at the author, she was still in the same unconsious position that Raven had been in before.
"How are you today?" Starfire asked, attempting to make her voice sound boyish for her male doll. "I am wonderous, thank you!" She replied to herself. Beast Boy's eyebrow raised. For some reason half of the dolls looked like food to him. Curiousity overpowering him, he snapped off Starfire's latest doll's head with his teeth. Starfire's eyes welled up in tears, and she began to cry hard.
"Roof. Roof!" Robin barked, jumping up at Star.
"Bad dog, sit, stay!" Cyborg yelled, smacking Robin in the muzzle. Robin yelped in pain. Beast Boy had a hunger spasm, and began biting off the dolls heads. Starfire cried in anguish. Robin jumped on top of Beast Boy, and was about to lick him when a commanding but weak voice ordered "Stop it." Everything fell to the floor, Starfire and Beast Boy cowered behind Cyborg. Cyborg let his eyes drift over to where the voice was projected from. Yes, it was the one and only, LadyH. Robin immediately shook himself and became the original boy wonder once more. He had a strange taste of Starfire in him. How he knew that, nobody knows.... George was outraged by the interuption, and he wouldn't allow his fun to end. However, Lexi seemed to of had enough and whispered to George to let it end. George pressed Tekker and everything disappeared, the dolls, and the pink dresses. Everyone resumed wearing their uniforms. Lexi took a round of applause, and bowed. Then Lex said thank you to the titans before returning into the crowd. Lost Inside, excited after waiting forever, immediately took roll of the center.
"Dear Trebbles Producers, I wish for BB to eat a bowl of regular ice cream whilst balancing an Evanescence CD on his nose in horse form. Yours Sincerely, Lost Inside." Lost read. Beast Boy, who was tired because lately it was he performing the horrid ideas, sadly walked toward the center, his head drooped. The audience gave a pitying "Aww..", but they all expected him to do the request. Tekker was pressed and the items required appeared before him. Beast Boy transformed into a horse, and placed the CD carefully on his muzzle. Then Beast Boy kicked the bowl of ice cream into the air. Normally, you would think the ice cream would fall out as soon as he kicked it, but as this was the Trebbles Show, anything can happen. BB watched the bowl above him, and opened his mouth just in time for the whole bowl of ice cream to fall into it. He gulped it down quickly, and transformed back into the green boy.
"Taa-da!" Beast Boy announced, waving his hands around as he still balanced the cd. The crowd erupted into applause. He smiled, regular ice cream wasn't that bad after all!
"Thank you BB, thank you Lost!" George yelled, clapping along with everyone else. Beast Boy happily made his way back to the podium. The audience finally died down once Lost took a seat alongside them. Then, as everyone remembered, it was time for the Quote of the Day! Zako stood in the center, smiling, white teeth revealed. She took a breath and recited her quote out to all.
"Everyone in the world is completely sane, some are just less complete than others." Zako did a curtsy as the crowd went into an uproar. George cracked a smile at the quote.
"Thank you Zako!" George announced. Zako steadily made her way through the audience back to her seat. "We'll be back shortly folks!"
Author's Note:
Thank you for the warning Bob-chan. This fic has been up for a while, so maybe they don't mind, as long as it doesn't get too out of hand. Uhh... Where are the rules exactly? Embarassing...
I chose the last idea Ice Cream one Because I thought it was appropiate, after all I was currently eating ice cream while writing it.
At the beginning, during the argument with George and I, I realized that George was the name of my mom's (Lisa) dad. Mom told me that George died by cancer when she was 15. He was a great writer.
I may or may not continue this story much longer, as I really don't want to be banned. Well, unless someone says anything to then we are still in business. So, There may only be 1-3 chapters more. Thank you for reading and reviewing!!!