(Beep) in case you didn't know, means The S word. Dun Dun Dun....
Chapter 7: The Return of Trebbles!
"Welcome back from our long break! Nice to see my fans again!" George announced. The titans sighed, they almost thought the show had ended. But so far their luck has been bad, and it would probably say that way for sometime. George noticed their desperation and laughed. "Alrighty, let's have the fun begin!" After those last words a ding went off, and 3 fellow writers appeared on stage. The light beam shined upon them, revealing their identities. The three famous writers were... ravenrocks52, SushiChica, and Memoryofawhiterose! Memory took the hotspot, or center. Already knowing the routine, she unfolded the paper in her hand.
"Dear Trebbles Producers, I wish for Robin and Cyborg to do a little rap. Signed yours sincerely, Memory." The audience held in their excitement, trying not to smile. Robin and Cyborg glanced at each other nervously, they had never rapped before.
"Please tell me... Why must they wrap? I'll go get the paper!" Starfire exclaimed, flying out the door. Everyone sweatdropped. Cyborg and Robin cautiously made their way to the center, and Memory scooted over to George, who was waving Tekker as if in warning. Cyborg gave Robin a pleading look, because Robin at least had heard rap music before. Robin took a deep breath, and became the Master Rapper.
"I said yo, what's up? Whatcha doing out there? Are you ready to hear the beat? Turn them up!" Robin started doing cutting edge movements, and Cyborg started to the robot. Suddenly headphones appeared on both boy's heads, making them appear like professionals.
"I said turn up! Seriously, I can't hear out of my left headphone!" Cyborg yelled. The audience laughed. "Turn them up! Turn them (Beeps) up!" Robin took it from there.
"Uh... Yeah.. Turn them up! I'm serious! Turn them (Beeps) up! Turn them up dogs!" He then did the famous windmill trick. Cyborg continued,
"You can't put velvet in the (Beep), and say they're nice headphones! Uh.. Yeah... Turn them up!" He used a cobra striking pose.
"I said yo!" Robin said desperately. They didn't know what else to say, but that didn't matter because Starfire had reappeared with wrapping papper and sissors. The tape was concealed behind the sissors, and Starfire was smiling. Everyone sweat dropped again when she giggled.
"I have retrieved the nessessary items for the action of wrapping," Starfire began, "But what to wrap?" Starfire suddenly had a bright idea and rushed over to Raven. "Hold these," she said, shoving the pile into Raven's arms. Unexpectedly a measuring tape revealed, and Starfire was taking note on what Raven's height was, and width. Then she settled down and opened the wrapping paper. Raven realized what she was doing and backed away. Starfire looked up with pleading eyes at Raven, and Raven could only oblige(Is that spelt correctly?). Starfire then murmered a tune about stones and statues, and Raven couldn't move. She felt powerless as the redhead came over with a big square of wrapping paper. Starfire squeezed it around Raven, and proceeded taping.
"Uhhh... Starfire? Why are you wrapping Raven?" Robin asked, standing beside her.
"Because he said wrap, did he not?" She replied, finishing taping. Only Raven's head could be seen, her face was paler than usual and her eyes seemed dim.
"He meant for Cyborg and I to sing in a... different way." Robin told her. Her eyes widened in horror.
"I am soooo sorry friend Raven! But I don't know how to undo the tune!" Starfire apologized, ripping the paper off of her friend. Raven was still in same position, and she didn't seem alive. Raven, truthfully, was talking to Happy, who wanted to screech out in joy that Robin had saved her. Raven, in Nevermore, rolled her eyes.
"Robin, what is the opposite of the compound which does not move, yet can when touched? And what is a Klorgfon when attached to a Cindro?" Starfire pestered him with bizarre questions.
"Uhh.. To the first one, a liquid. But what is the other things?" Robin replied. George grew quickly bored at the fast explanations of the pair and pressed Tekker. Robin, Cyborg, and Starfire were flung back behind their podiums. Raven was already behind her podium, so she stayed frozen there.
"Bravo Memory Bravo! Great Idea once again. Give her a hand!" The crowd went into an uproar like last time. George gave everyone a big doofy grin before continuing. "ravenrocks52, you have the floor!" Rocky stepped into the center, and unfolded the almighty paper in her hand.
"Dear Trebbles Producers! We want Robin to yell "Commas Ya!" at least 1 million times while Beast Boy and Raven have a potato fight. Also, in the background, Cyborg must dance around like an idiot. Signed Yours Truly." She smiled, and stood where Memory was not to long ago. Robin and Cyborg walked back out into the center defeated, while Beast Boy attempted on pushing, or in this case picking up, the statue Raven. Feeling slight pity Tekker was pressed by George, and the hands grabbed Raven and dropped her in the center. Her cloak barely shifted. Beast Boy was going to have a little fun, though he felt bad that Raven was defenseless. Starfire leaned against her podium in deep concentration, trying to undo the spell.
"Let all chaos begin!" George announced, pressing Tekker once more. Robin suddenly burst into a talking fit of Commas Ya! Cyborg started doing the ballarina, then switched over to the robot moves. Beast Boy stared at the mountain of potatoes, grabbed a few, and thrusted them at Raven. They all hit her in the face, but she didn't flinch. The audience stared in shock, the potato pieces slithering down her face and cloak. Beast Boy threw one more, and it hit her eye. Suddenly a rough wind swarmed around, and her cloak cracked out of its frozen position. Raven then started to tremble, and the ground shook. Beast Boy cowered. Taking a quick glance up, he saw 4 red eyes. In the background you could hear:
"I have undone the spell! Wonderous!" from Starfire.
"Grrr..." Raven murmered. The whole mountain of potatoes levitated upwards in a dark aura. Then they spread themselves across the room, surrounding our green hero. He was too shocked to change into anything.
"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" Raven cried in anguish, releashing her torpedic army of potatoes. They all thrust themselves straight at Beast Boy, all nailing him in the face and stomach. After about 500 of them Beast Boy finally had the sense to turn into a turtle. The audience could hear earsplitting cracks from the impact of potatoes. He gave a whimper from inside his shell, even when the onslaught stopped. Raven collapsed on her knees, and finally regained control over herself. She took deep breaths, and finally looked at her target. He transformed back into his normal form, and locked eyes with her. His showed fear, whilst hers showed anger slowly drawing away from its features. They tore eye contact away once they heard a loud wheeze from the left of them. It was Robin.
"Commas Ya! Commas Ya! Commas Ya!" He yelled, his voice cracking.
"Only 100,000 more to go Robin!" George exclaimed. What seemed ten minutes later, Robin finally reached 1 million. Cyborg stopped his Texas Tap routine, and gazed at the crowd embarrassed. He had been screaming his artifical lungs out, and now it finally dawned upon him how much pain it caused. The crowd burst into applause. Rocky was given a pat on the back from George. She smiled and made her way back to the seat with her name on it. All titans were pushed back behind their podiums. Starfire was still smiling from fixing the accident.
"Last but not least, SushiChica! Take it away!" George pushed the girl into the center. She opened the unfolded paper and began to read.
"Dear Trebbles Producers, I wish for Robin to kiss Starfire. Signed Sushi." The room was quiet. Everyone knew this was to come sometime, and now was perfect. Starfire floated over to Robin. Robin gave a deep sigh. He always wanted this to happen, even before Beast Boy and Raven did their little romantic scene.
"Starfire... I love you." Robin finally admitted his feelings to our fellow redhead. She blushed and floated inches away from his face.
"As I do you." She replied, and waited for him to begin. He indeed did, and she knew that she would remember this for the rest of her life. She groaned softly, and kissed him in return. Their lips locked and they both gave each other dreamy eyes. Her emerald eyes sparkled with love, and his eyes, though concealed by his mask, gave the same impression. Then, like Beast Boy, Robin took it to the next level, slipping his tongue in her mouth. Cyborg grew disgusted at the sight, though he wondered what it felt like all the same. He had a feeling of longing, watching the couple sigh in pleasure and continue their vicious kissing. Raven also was thinking about the kiss with Beast Boy. Was it really that bad? Though she wasn't allowed to feel emotions, it still felt good all the same. Beast Boy silently rooted Robin on, waving his fists forward. They could of continued forever if a lamp post hadn't crashed into them.
"Robin!" Starfire exclaimed, looking at her love with concern. The lamp post had a dark aura around it, which made Star turn her attention over to Raven.
"Sorry..." Raven whispered. She lost control of her emotions, watching the love birds, and accidently (Hehe, or maybe accidently) hit Robin with the post. He groaned and held his head up with his gloved right hand. He was slightly bruised, but otherwise he was fine.
"Give them a hand!" George announced, thanking Sushi for this precious moment. Sushi nodded in return and made way back into the crowd. Starfire had lifted Robin up and back over to his podium, and then she floated back to her own, next to the blushing Raven. "See you after the break! Have a good day!"
Author's Note:
I bet you all went YAHOO when you saw this updated :D I'm sorry it took so long, I just had to make sure I wouldn't be banned. But I wasn't, so the Lady hath Returned! Yay!