Disclaimer: Don't own it, never will.

Last night Gohan could tell Kakarot was very jittery and restless. Unfortunately this morning he's back to his usual arrogant, obnoxious, Vegeta-like self. This leaves Gohan wondering why Kakarot was so nervous last night.

But before he can think of a valid reason he hears Kakarot yell, "THAT GOD DAMN GOHAN! HE CLONED ME!"

Gohan thinks, {But I'm Gohan! Wait a minute...no, I'm not. Yes, I am. Oh forget it.} He hurries over to the source of Kakarot's voice. To his utter horror he sees Kakarot at the mouth of the cave, holding Goten by the ear.

Kakarot calls to Gohan and demands, "Do you know anything about this," glaring at as if he's some disgusting slug.

It's time for Gohan to make a hard decision, "...No, I don't. I've never seen him before."

Kakarot mutters, "I thought as much."

But Goten objects, "You know me! I'm your little brother!"

Gohan says flatly, "That's a lie. I'm an only child."

Goten cries, "Gohan!" And then he tries running for Vegeta, but Kakarot is still firmly holding onto him.

Kakarot kneels and looks Goten in the eye, "Don't you ever say that name again!"

Goten starts crying and says, "You're hurting me! I want Gohan! I want my daddy!"

Kakarot yells, "I told you not to say that name!" He is just about to hit Goten, but he stops a split second before his hand hits Goten's face. Falling to his knees and clutching at his head, he yells, "NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!"