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In Kakarot's mind, Goku is reviewing how to communicate with Kakarot through dreams before Kakarot actually goes to sleep. He's planning to confront Kakarot himself to try and get his body back. All of a sudden the light is gone and Goku knows that it is time.
He too closes his eyes, but he focuses all his thoughts onto Kakarot. He feels a pull at his gut and the world around him shatters, turning into a different planet. It's a desert like climate with a blood red atmosphere.
Goku thinks, {Whoa. Where am I? Is this the saiyan home planet? So I was born here...} He kicks a stone, looking around his environment and feeling the pull of the gravity, {It doesn't seem like much.}
He suddenly feels a strong vibration. He turns and spots...{Is that Kakarot?!} Goku sees a giant-sized saiyan that looks exactly like him, but with a long tail...and a scar on his cheek. {No, it can't be.} Then the giant turns over to someone that Goku didn't notice before and picks him up. Someone that also looks exactly like him, but no scar like the giant. Goku thinks, {Now that must be Kakarot. Jeez, there's a lot of people who look like me. But who's the big saiyan?}
The giant saiyan then begins to cradle Kakarot in him arms in a fluid movement, not awkward like Goku expected it would be. Like the giant had a lot of experience with it. Goku realizes, {Wait a second! That must be his father! Which means...he's my father too...}
Goku watches the happy scene of father and son, and suddenly feels a strong urge to go up to his father and introduce himself. But then he knows that's not really his father, just a mere image of him. Instead he gets a feeling of regret, {I don't even remember my father. I sorta wish I did. I want to know what he was like. The first person I ever even remember was Grandpa Gohan. And when we were living up in the mountains. Those were the good old days.}
Suddenly the rock that Goku was leaning on disappears and catches him by surprise, making him fall flat on his face. A pain teardrop wells up in his eye as he whines, "Owee!" He looks around him and to his complete surprise he sees the mountains that he grew up in with his adoptive grandfather. {Whoa, weird! I just changed the setting with my mind!} He looks around and wonders {Where's Kakarot?}
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" Suddenly Kakarot falls from the sky and lands on his face right on the ground next to Goku. A pain teardrop wells up in Kakarot's eye and he whines, "Owee! Where did my daddy go?"
Goku asks, "Um, couldn't you fly? Or did you just forget?" Kakarot looks up at Goku and his eyes nearly bulge out as he sees his exact duplicate staring right at him. Goku smiles, "Hi, I'm Goku. I'm guessing you're Kakarot." Kakarot also notices his duplicate doesn't have a tail and his face looks with this incredibly stupid grin on his face.
Kakarot says, "Jeez, I think my mind should be able to make up a better version of me."
Goku sweatdrops, "What?"
Kakarot frowns, "Don't you know? Oh, of course you wouldn't. You're just part of my dream."
A rather large stress mark appears on Goku's forehead, "I'm not part of your dream."
"Yes, you are. What else would you be? A clone?"
Goku frowns, "If I were your clone, I'd kill myself."
Kakarot yells, "You insolent freak! I made you! You should be grateful!"
"You didn't make me! I'm just a different mind sharing my body with you! And I want it back! You've had your turn, and you've done enough harm as it is!"
Kakarot yells, "You're nothing! You don't even exist! Now if you don't mind, I'm going to wake up and wipe out every trace of you." He slaps himself in the face, but nothing happens. He stares at his hand in horror, "Wha-what's the matter with me?! Why can't I wake up?!"
Goku smirks, "Because I'm in control now. And you won't be able to wake up until I want you to. You're wrong about me, Kakarot. I'm not just a figure of your imagination. Those are mere images, but I'm a real person, who was leading a happy life until you came along and stole my body!"
Kakarot growls, "I have no idea what you're talking about! This is my body! Mine! Now let me wake up so I can fulfill my mission!"
"THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I DON'T WANT YOU TO WAKE UP! You see, my friends and I just happen to be the protectors of Earth and we've had more battles with world-destroying bimbos than you can comprehend. AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU KILL EVERYONE WITH MY BODY!"
Goku turns away and sulks, "And I'll keep you here until you change your mind. That might even be hundreds of lifetimes. But I can wait, I'm patient."
Kakarot replies, "My two disciples will wake me up. And you can't do anything about it, even if you are real."
Goku gets really ticked off and he walks up to Kakarot's face. He looks his evil duplicate in the eye and then punches Kakarot in the face. {Man! That felt good!} Goku asks, "Is that real enough for you?"
Kakarot holds his hands over his nose, which is practically pouring blood. Goku thinks, {Yikes! I didn't mean to hit him that hard!} Goku asks, "Are you okay?"
Kakarot yells, "What do you think?! You hit me, you retard!" And then he hits Goku back, jumping on top of him and starts 'trying' to pound Goku. "I'll make you wake me up!"
Goku only feels quick movements of pressure accompanied by thumping noises, {I have a feeling this is suppose to hurt, but it's not. All right! I can get used to this body!} Then he notices the blood gushing from Kakarot's nose is getting all over him. "Yuck! Get off me!"
He gives Kakarot a slight push, and Kakarot flies up into the air, falling down about twenty feet away. Goku gets up and whines, "Man, now I got blood all over my gi."
Kakarot groans and sits up, staring at Goku, {What strength! And what an idiot. How is it possible?!} Kakarot demands, "What do you want from me?"
Goku says, "Wait a sec. I made a list."
Kakarot gawks at him, "You what?!"
Goku takes out a piece of paper from his pocket and begins to list his demands, "First I want you to stop your mission to destroy all humans. Second, don't fight the other 'Goku' and get both of us killed. Third, quit calling Goten, Chibi Kakarot Jr., that's just...weird. And fourth I want you to tell 'Vegeta' to hit you as hard as he can."
Kakarot sweatdrops, "What kind of demands are those?" Then he adds, suspiciously, "And how do I know you're not just another human?"
Goku says, "Well first I look just like you. Second I can do this." He powers up and turns super saiyan.
Kakarot shrieks and jumps back far away. He stares at Goku with saucepan sized eyes, "H-h-how d-did y-you..."
Goku smiles, "Turn super saiyan? Piece of cake, once you get the hang of it."
Kakarot thinks, {First the other 'Goku' then 'Vegeta' and now this fool. I must go super saiyan! I must have that power!} Kakarot suddenly realizes something, "Wait a sec. You said we both have the same body. If that's true, then I can go super saiyan without any training at all! Ha!"
Goku says, "That ain't gonna happen."
Kakarot slowly asks, "What do you mean?"
Goku answers, "Well first, all saiyans can go super saiyan, but they have to go through...ahem...special training. And only a few people even know what it is. Heck, even I'm not sure what it is."
Kakarot says, "Special training, huh?" To Goku's complete surprise Kakarot gets down on his knees and asks, "Could you please, please, please, tell me? I swear I will fulfill all your demands. I can change. I'll do everything you say. When I'm done, I'll just go quietly back to my home planet and tell my father I failed my mission."
But instead Kakarot really thinks, {Once this fool does teach me, I'll destroy him with my new powers and use them to take over the universe! Muah- ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!}
Now had our gullible Goku not have his ability to read Kakarot's mind, he might have done something that stupid. But instead he just yells, "Not on your life! Get up, I don't like to see myself begging. Besides even if I told you how to become super saiyan, you'll never be able to use it. I'm the only one, and I'll only use it if you're fighting against someone who wants to destroy Earth."
Kakarot gets up and growls, "Damn you! Who are you anyway?! How come I never heard of you before?!"
Goku smiles, "Of course you've heard of me before."
Kakarot frowns, "What do you mean?"
"Didn't you ever wonder why everyone kept on calling you Goku? They all thought that you were me. the other 'Goku' thought you were me too, but he always called me Kakarot anyway. In fact I thought I was Kakarot too... Anyway I was in control of MY body when YOU thought that you were in a sleeping chamber. I even had two children when you were dormant."
Kakarot stares at Goku, "You had children?! Who are these children?! And who did you breed them with?!"
Goku says, "W-well...um...the-they're...um...both girls! Um...on planet Nameck! My um...mate is dead."
Kakarot growls, "You're avoiding my questions. What are their names?"
Goku turns away and thinks, {Damn! I don't know any female saiyan names!}
Kakarot asks expectantly, "Well?"
Goku yells, "Why do you want to know anyway?!"
Kakarot crosses his arms and says defiantly, "Well it might be nice to know my own offspring." He thinks, {Maybe I can get a wife for 'Vegeta', and who better than my own flesh and blood?}
Goku sweatdrops. But then he asks, "Why don't you wait to get a wife for 'Vegeta'?" But he slaps his hand over his mouth, realizing he said too much.
Kakarot demands, "What?! How did you know what I was thinking?!"
Goku laughs nervously and says hopefully, "Um...lucky guess?"
Kakarot eyes him suspiciously. Then he asks, "How do you know about 'Vegeta'?"
Goku says, "Well...um...uh...so we're...uh...we're, we're friends. Yeah, that's it! We're friends!"
Kakarot asks, "Did you teach him how to go super saiyan?"
"Well yeah. Who else?"
Kakarot gives Goku a strange look and thinks, {No wonder 'Vegeta' won't tell me about tell me about him going super saiyan, he'd have to mention this Goku person. Wait a minute. Goku says he and 'Vegeta' are friends, and that he and his friends were the defenders of the Earth. Does that mean.... No, it can't be! I cannot be! 'Vegeta'...a traitor. He must be planning on killing me. No! That would mean killing Goku as well! ARGH! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!}
Kakarot gets a pounding headache and unfortunately Goku can feel it too. Goku yelps, "Ow! Would you quit it! That hurts!"
Kakarot gives Goku a strange look and asks, "You're serious about this body sharing thing, aren't you?"
"Um...yeah."
Kakarot looks down at his hands and stares at them, realizing they may not really be his. He asks quietly, "What have I missed when I was...indisposed?"
Goku says, "Hoo-boy. That'll take a while. Maybe, it would be better if I showed you...but I don't really know how to do that. I have to get out of dream mode to see a book about that. But then that would mean you would have to wake up," he gives Kakarot a suspicious glance, "and I don't know if I should let you do that..."
Kakarot says, "Goku, I swear I won't go back to my mission. Saiyan's honor."
Goku, being the gullible person that he is, figures Kakarot's changed. He doesn't even bother to check Kakarot's thoughts. Smiling, Goku says, "Alrighty then. I'll let you wake up. Be good now." Goku gives out a strong vibration that distorts the scenery around them. Goku says, "You can wake up now."
Kakarot hurriedly pinches himself and opens his eyes...
In Kakarot's mind, Goku is reviewing how to communicate with Kakarot through dreams before Kakarot actually goes to sleep. He's planning to confront Kakarot himself to try and get his body back. All of a sudden the light is gone and Goku knows that it is time.
He too closes his eyes, but he focuses all his thoughts onto Kakarot. He feels a pull at his gut and the world around him shatters, turning into a different planet. It's a desert like climate with a blood red atmosphere.
Goku thinks, {Whoa. Where am I? Is this the saiyan home planet? So I was born here...} He kicks a stone, looking around his environment and feeling the pull of the gravity, {It doesn't seem like much.}
He suddenly feels a strong vibration. He turns and spots...{Is that Kakarot?!} Goku sees a giant-sized saiyan that looks exactly like him, but with a long tail...and a scar on his cheek. {No, it can't be.} Then the giant turns over to someone that Goku didn't notice before and picks him up. Someone that also looks exactly like him, but no scar like the giant. Goku thinks, {Now that must be Kakarot. Jeez, there's a lot of people who look like me. But who's the big saiyan?}
The giant saiyan then begins to cradle Kakarot in him arms in a fluid movement, not awkward like Goku expected it would be. Like the giant had a lot of experience with it. Goku realizes, {Wait a second! That must be his father! Which means...he's my father too...}
Goku watches the happy scene of father and son, and suddenly feels a strong urge to go up to his father and introduce himself. But then he knows that's not really his father, just a mere image of him. Instead he gets a feeling of regret, {I don't even remember my father. I sorta wish I did. I want to know what he was like. The first person I ever even remember was Grandpa Gohan. And when we were living up in the mountains. Those were the good old days.}
Suddenly the rock that Goku was leaning on disappears and catches him by surprise, making him fall flat on his face. A pain teardrop wells up in his eye as he whines, "Owee!" He looks around him and to his complete surprise he sees the mountains that he grew up in with his adoptive grandfather. {Whoa, weird! I just changed the setting with my mind!} He looks around and wonders {Where's Kakarot?}
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" Suddenly Kakarot falls from the sky and lands on his face right on the ground next to Goku. A pain teardrop wells up in Kakarot's eye and he whines, "Owee! Where did my daddy go?"
Goku asks, "Um, couldn't you fly? Or did you just forget?" Kakarot looks up at Goku and his eyes nearly bulge out as he sees his exact duplicate staring right at him. Goku smiles, "Hi, I'm Goku. I'm guessing you're Kakarot." Kakarot also notices his duplicate doesn't have a tail and his face looks with this incredibly stupid grin on his face.
Kakarot says, "Jeez, I think my mind should be able to make up a better version of me."
Goku sweatdrops, "What?"
Kakarot frowns, "Don't you know? Oh, of course you wouldn't. You're just part of my dream."
A rather large stress mark appears on Goku's forehead, "I'm not part of your dream."
"Yes, you are. What else would you be? A clone?"
Goku frowns, "If I were your clone, I'd kill myself."
Kakarot yells, "You insolent freak! I made you! You should be grateful!"
"You didn't make me! I'm just a different mind sharing my body with you! And I want it back! You've had your turn, and you've done enough harm as it is!"
Kakarot yells, "You're nothing! You don't even exist! Now if you don't mind, I'm going to wake up and wipe out every trace of you." He slaps himself in the face, but nothing happens. He stares at his hand in horror, "Wha-what's the matter with me?! Why can't I wake up?!"
Goku smirks, "Because I'm in control now. And you won't be able to wake up until I want you to. You're wrong about me, Kakarot. I'm not just a figure of your imagination. Those are mere images, but I'm a real person, who was leading a happy life until you came along and stole my body!"
Kakarot growls, "I have no idea what you're talking about! This is my body! Mine! Now let me wake up so I can fulfill my mission!"
"THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I DON'T WANT YOU TO WAKE UP! You see, my friends and I just happen to be the protectors of Earth and we've had more battles with world-destroying bimbos than you can comprehend. AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU KILL EVERYONE WITH MY BODY!"
Goku turns away and sulks, "And I'll keep you here until you change your mind. That might even be hundreds of lifetimes. But I can wait, I'm patient."
Kakarot replies, "My two disciples will wake me up. And you can't do anything about it, even if you are real."
Goku gets really ticked off and he walks up to Kakarot's face. He looks his evil duplicate in the eye and then punches Kakarot in the face. {Man! That felt good!} Goku asks, "Is that real enough for you?"
Kakarot holds his hands over his nose, which is practically pouring blood. Goku thinks, {Yikes! I didn't mean to hit him that hard!} Goku asks, "Are you okay?"
Kakarot yells, "What do you think?! You hit me, you retard!" And then he hits Goku back, jumping on top of him and starts 'trying' to pound Goku. "I'll make you wake me up!"
Goku only feels quick movements of pressure accompanied by thumping noises, {I have a feeling this is suppose to hurt, but it's not. All right! I can get used to this body!} Then he notices the blood gushing from Kakarot's nose is getting all over him. "Yuck! Get off me!"
He gives Kakarot a slight push, and Kakarot flies up into the air, falling down about twenty feet away. Goku gets up and whines, "Man, now I got blood all over my gi."
Kakarot groans and sits up, staring at Goku, {What strength! And what an idiot. How is it possible?!} Kakarot demands, "What do you want from me?"
Goku says, "Wait a sec. I made a list."
Kakarot gawks at him, "You what?!"
Goku takes out a piece of paper from his pocket and begins to list his demands, "First I want you to stop your mission to destroy all humans. Second, don't fight the other 'Goku' and get both of us killed. Third, quit calling Goten, Chibi Kakarot Jr., that's just...weird. And fourth I want you to tell 'Vegeta' to hit you as hard as he can."
Kakarot sweatdrops, "What kind of demands are those?" Then he adds, suspiciously, "And how do I know you're not just another human?"
Goku says, "Well first I look just like you. Second I can do this." He powers up and turns super saiyan.
Kakarot shrieks and jumps back far away. He stares at Goku with saucepan sized eyes, "H-h-how d-did y-you..."
Goku smiles, "Turn super saiyan? Piece of cake, once you get the hang of it."
Kakarot thinks, {First the other 'Goku' then 'Vegeta' and now this fool. I must go super saiyan! I must have that power!} Kakarot suddenly realizes something, "Wait a sec. You said we both have the same body. If that's true, then I can go super saiyan without any training at all! Ha!"
Goku says, "That ain't gonna happen."
Kakarot slowly asks, "What do you mean?"
Goku answers, "Well first, all saiyans can go super saiyan, but they have to go through...ahem...special training. And only a few people even know what it is. Heck, even I'm not sure what it is."
Kakarot says, "Special training, huh?" To Goku's complete surprise Kakarot gets down on his knees and asks, "Could you please, please, please, tell me? I swear I will fulfill all your demands. I can change. I'll do everything you say. When I'm done, I'll just go quietly back to my home planet and tell my father I failed my mission."
But instead Kakarot really thinks, {Once this fool does teach me, I'll destroy him with my new powers and use them to take over the universe! Muah- ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!}
Now had our gullible Goku not have his ability to read Kakarot's mind, he might have done something that stupid. But instead he just yells, "Not on your life! Get up, I don't like to see myself begging. Besides even if I told you how to become super saiyan, you'll never be able to use it. I'm the only one, and I'll only use it if you're fighting against someone who wants to destroy Earth."
Kakarot gets up and growls, "Damn you! Who are you anyway?! How come I never heard of you before?!"
Goku smiles, "Of course you've heard of me before."
Kakarot frowns, "What do you mean?"
"Didn't you ever wonder why everyone kept on calling you Goku? They all thought that you were me. the other 'Goku' thought you were me too, but he always called me Kakarot anyway. In fact I thought I was Kakarot too... Anyway I was in control of MY body when YOU thought that you were in a sleeping chamber. I even had two children when you were dormant."
Kakarot stares at Goku, "You had children?! Who are these children?! And who did you breed them with?!"
Goku says, "W-well...um...the-they're...um...both girls! Um...on planet Nameck! My um...mate is dead."
Kakarot growls, "You're avoiding my questions. What are their names?"
Goku turns away and thinks, {Damn! I don't know any female saiyan names!}
Kakarot asks expectantly, "Well?"
Goku yells, "Why do you want to know anyway?!"
Kakarot crosses his arms and says defiantly, "Well it might be nice to know my own offspring." He thinks, {Maybe I can get a wife for 'Vegeta', and who better than my own flesh and blood?}
Goku sweatdrops. But then he asks, "Why don't you wait to get a wife for 'Vegeta'?" But he slaps his hand over his mouth, realizing he said too much.
Kakarot demands, "What?! How did you know what I was thinking?!"
Goku laughs nervously and says hopefully, "Um...lucky guess?"
Kakarot eyes him suspiciously. Then he asks, "How do you know about 'Vegeta'?"
Goku says, "Well...um...uh...so we're...uh...we're, we're friends. Yeah, that's it! We're friends!"
Kakarot asks, "Did you teach him how to go super saiyan?"
"Well yeah. Who else?"
Kakarot gives Goku a strange look and thinks, {No wonder 'Vegeta' won't tell me about tell me about him going super saiyan, he'd have to mention this Goku person. Wait a minute. Goku says he and 'Vegeta' are friends, and that he and his friends were the defenders of the Earth. Does that mean.... No, it can't be! I cannot be! 'Vegeta'...a traitor. He must be planning on killing me. No! That would mean killing Goku as well! ARGH! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!}
Kakarot gets a pounding headache and unfortunately Goku can feel it too. Goku yelps, "Ow! Would you quit it! That hurts!"
Kakarot gives Goku a strange look and asks, "You're serious about this body sharing thing, aren't you?"
"Um...yeah."
Kakarot looks down at his hands and stares at them, realizing they may not really be his. He asks quietly, "What have I missed when I was...indisposed?"
Goku says, "Hoo-boy. That'll take a while. Maybe, it would be better if I showed you...but I don't really know how to do that. I have to get out of dream mode to see a book about that. But then that would mean you would have to wake up," he gives Kakarot a suspicious glance, "and I don't know if I should let you do that..."
Kakarot says, "Goku, I swear I won't go back to my mission. Saiyan's honor."
Goku, being the gullible person that he is, figures Kakarot's changed. He doesn't even bother to check Kakarot's thoughts. Smiling, Goku says, "Alrighty then. I'll let you wake up. Be good now." Goku gives out a strong vibration that distorts the scenery around them. Goku says, "You can wake up now."
Kakarot hurriedly pinches himself and opens his eyes...