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Vegeta, the real Vegeta, is in his room, writing something down. Bulma passes his open door and spies him.

Bulma asks, "Vegeta? What are you doing? How come you're not training?"

Vegeta jumps up in surprise and hides the paper behind his back, "What are you doing looking in my room?!"

Bulma frowns, "It's my house! Now what were you writing?!"

Vegeta scowls, "None of your business, woman. Now go away, I'm busy."

Bulma's face turned red, and she yells, "Look here buster! I'm not some trophy of yours that you can push around and do with whatever you like! If anything I own you! Now I demand to know what you're writing!" She lunges for the paper, but Vegeta dodges it and is already in the next room. Bulma ends up smacking her head against the edge of the desk.

Bulma moans, "Owww." Then she stomps off to Vegeta's direction, and she sees him writing again. Suddenly she breaks down into tears to Vegeta's complete surprise. She yells, "You're cheating on me aren't you?! You're writing to some ditz who's younger and prettier than I am! And you're planning on leaving me!" And she starts crying again.

Vegeta doesn't quite know how to Bulma's outburst, "Um...I'm not?"

Bulma demands, "Then show me what you're writing!"

Vegeta yells, "Do you really think I'm that stupid?!" But Bulma cries even harder. Vegeta sighs, "Alright! All right! You can look at it! Jesus, I don't why you're making such a big deal out of this!" He hands the paper over to Bulma, who stops crying immediately.

Bulma gives him a triumphant look and reads the paper out loud, "I, Vegeta no ouji, leave everything I own to my son, Trunks Briefs, after I die." Then it was followed by his signature and an inventory list, half-finished. Bulma raises her eyebrow at him, "What the heck is this?"

Vegeta sighs a breath of relief, {Thank the cosmos she didn't look at the inventory.} "What does it look like?! It's a will!"

Bulma demands, "Why are you making a will?"

Vegeta blushes, "Gah...Well I...You know how high risk my...erm...occupation is. And well...it's just in case...in the unlikely circumstance that I..."

Bulma smiles, "That's sweet of you. I'm glad you're actually acting responsible." And she kisses Vegeta on the cheek. But then she spots an item on the inventory list, "Hey what's this?"

Vegeta yelps, "No! Don't read that!"

Too late. "SLEA-Z GIRLZ PORNO MAGASINE COLLECTION?! WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET THOSE?! FROM ROSHI?! AND YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE THEM TO TRUNKS?! WHERE ARE THEY?!"

Vegeta yells, "I'm not telling you! You'll turn pyro on me!"

"Well if you don't tell me, I'll find them anyway! And they will burn! Hell yes, they will burn!"

"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THEM!"

Bulma yells, "I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!" And she picks up a metal lamp and throws it at him. Vegeta retaliates by hitting it back at her. Bulma dodges it, but not completely. The lamp hits her platinum watch, giving off a loud 'CLANG'.

Vegeta grits his teeth and closes his eyes, clutching at his head. But a second later, he opens his eyes and his expression is softer, gentle even. He says in a totally innocent and happy way, "Hi Bulma!"

"DON'T YOU 'HI BULMA' ME!"

Vegeta gives her a quizzical glance, "Jeesh, what's gotten on your nerve?"

"What's gotten on my nerve? WHAT'S GOTTEN ON MY NERVE? YOU JUST BROKE MY BRAND NEW WATCH!!"

Vegeta shrinks back a little and says meekly, "I did? How?"

"DON'T PLAY INNOCENT WITH ME! YOU THREW THAT LAMP AT ME!"

He asks, "Now why would I do that?"

"WHY YOU!! BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO BURN YOUR SLEA-Z GIRLZ COLLECTION!" Now Bulma's throat is getting really hoarse.

"I don't have a Slea-Z Girlz Collection!"

"YES, YOU DO! I HAVE PROOF RIGHT HERE!" And she shoves the will in his face. He takes it and reads it. A large sweatdrop forms on his head, "Bulma, this is Vegeta's will. Not mine."

Bulma stares at him in disbelief, "But YOU ARE VEGETA!...Aren't you?"

Vegeta says, "I'm not Vegeta. Don't you recognize me? It's me, Goku. Gee, Bulma. You'd have to be really tired to think someone else is your husband."

Bulma pales, "You're not Vegeta? But you look just like-...Oh god." Then she faints.

Vegeta shakes his head, "I knew she was tired. I'll just take her up to your room." He picks up Bulma and carries her up the stairs, passing Trunks on the way. Vegeta says, cheerfully, "Hi Trunks!"

Trunks raises an eyebrow, "Uh...hi?" Then he shrugs it off and goes downstairs. Vegeta opens the door to Bulma's room and lays her down on the bed. Then Vegeta sits down next to her and wonders out-loud, "What am I doing in Capsule Corps anyway? Shouldn't I be in the Otherworld? Oh well, the whole gang will want to see me. I better go back to my house."

He puts two fingers to his forehead and concentrates. But nothing happens. A large sweatdrop forms on his forehead, "How do I do this again? Darn it! I forgot! Guess I better fly." Still disturbed that he forgot (or never learned) Goku's favorite technique, he opens up the window and flies out, heading in the direction of the Son household.

Meanwhile downstairs Trunks goes into his the room where Vegeta's transformation just took place. He sees the mess in the room and sighs. His parents always fight. But then he notices his mother's broken watch and the metal lamp on the floor. Putting two and two together he realizes what happened and runs up the stairs yelling, "GOKU! GOKU! COMEBACK!" Running into Bulma's room, he sees the open window and knows he's too late.

He runs to Bulma and shakes her awake, "Mom! Mom! Where did Dad go?! I mean Goku. Either one of them!" Bulma tries to talk, but she lost her voice yelling at Vegeta, and still lightheaded she falls back into a stupor.

Trunks tucks her into bed and thinks, {I have to go after Dad! Oh god, what is he going to do in his state of mind? Goku in my Dad's body.} He shivers just thinking about it. {But where would he go? Probably to his-I mean Goku's-house. I'll go check there first.}

Trunks writes a note to Bulma before he leaves, 'Went to Goten's house to play. Dad went training somewhere. Be back soon, Trunks. P.S. Dad does not think he's Goku. But if he does I had nothing to do with it.' Trunks nods, satisfied and leaves the note on Bulma's bedstand. Then he flies after Vegeta.