Here is another Titanic fanfic written by my friend Lumos. This time it is not humorous, but a poem with two ways to be read.
Disclaimer: Neither I nor Lumos own Titanic.

My prayers have all been answered,

You met me on the sea,

How our two lives intertwined!

Every moment I was free.

And atop the shining ship,

Rolling waves so far below,

There you taught me how to fly,

Words I will never let go.

In the gleam of setting sun,

Life began anew for me,

Lost forever in the depths,

Gone, save in my memory.

Oh, my soul did die that night,

Only love forced me to breathe,

'Never let go', I promised you,

As the seas began to seethe.

No, I never broke my promise,

Death now greets me at my door,

Open skies — can I be flying?

Now, at last, we meet once more.