Woo! I'm back in Germany after spending 6 weeks in Cyprus with my mum and sister. Okay now that I'm tanned and have a new hair cut and hair colour I'm ready to get typing! The hobo gloves are on and I'm sat poised at my keyboard listening to the llama song! Hehe "http/ you've got to see it! Anywho on with the chapter!

Tim Fortune: Yup your five minutes of fame start here!

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The titans sat on the huge sofa watching the news unfold in front of them. Chaos was everywhere. The purple lights were appearing all around jump city. The titans could see them appearing through the huge glass windows, any they couldn't see were shown on the big screen telly.

"What are they?" asked Starfire

"We don't know. No one does." Robin told her

"Do think it's bad?"

"Not sure." Robin was going to continue but he was cut short by the purple light glowing in the kitchen oblivious to the Titans currently facing him. "Titans down!"

The titans turned to the kitchen. With shock on their faces they dived for cover. The light continued to glow. Suddenly with a pop the purple light started to grow, it screeched an ear piercing sound as it did so. The white centre of the purple light was intense and the titans could feel the heat from their hiding places. The white light began to take the shape of a man. Arms unfolded and legs grew. Until finally with another loud pop the screeching stopped and a man fell to the floor coughing loudly.

"I say!" He cried from the kitchen floor.

He stood up and brushed himself off. He wore a suit which was charcoal grey. He picked up his top hat and stick from the floor in front of him placed them on the kitchen counter. One by one the titans stood from their hiding places.

"Oh. Are you the owners of this establishment?" he asked in his British accent.

"Erm…" murmured Beast boy

"Erm… dear lord who taught this child manners? And he looks terrible green in the face. He hasn't got the plague has he?"

"I am not ill!" Beast boy argued

"Don't yell at me boy! Children should be seen and not heard! Who is in charge here?"

"I am." Said Robin, offering his hand to shake.

"No wonder this place is in terrible shape. A boy to do a mans job. I say!"

"Who are you?"

"I am William Wardensworth." He said puffing his chest out. Beast boy sniggered. "Who in the blazes are you?"

"I'm Robin, he's Beast boy. That's Cyborg and over there is Starfire and Raven." Robin pointed out the titans.

William Wardensworth's eyes nearly popped out of his skull.

"You let women expose themselves in such a manner! What on earth is this? I bet you're foreign. You foreign types always have such weird customs."

"We're not foreign. We're American."

"Well that explains it."

"William what-" Robin began

"Mr Wardensworth if you don't mind!"

"Erm… Mr Wardensworth what year do you think it is?"

"What a silly question. It's 1914."

"Will- My Wardensworth. It's 2005"

"What in the blazes?"

Robin picked up the remote control and clicked on the television. Yet again the news came blasting on the screen.

"The Germans are invading! Sound the alarm!" William Wardensworth dived under the kitchen counter shouting a hurl of insults at the Germans. The titans however stopped in their tracks. Another purple light had appeared this time at the other end of the room.