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Vegeta flies around the mountains, trying to find anyone in the Z Gang. But especially Gohan and Goten. However he still has no such luck. Suddenly he feels a strong ki coming closer. He turns to its direction and to his amazement he sees a fully-fledged saiyan flying straight at him. He quickly gets into a fighting stance, unaware if this saiyan is friend or foe.

The saiyan yells out, "Dad!"

Vegeta's eyes widen, {Gohan?} They come within closer eye contact and once they see who the other really is, they stare at the other in shock.

Gohan thinks, {What the hell?! That's Vegeta! What's he doing in my dad's clothes?!}

Vegeta is staring at Gohan just as hard, {What the hell?! What happened to Gohan?! He looks more...more saiyan! A tail! The armor! How?! Why?!}

Gohan says, "Um...Vegeta? What are you doing in my dad's clothes? And why are your eyes so...weird?"

Vegeta gives him a puzzled look, "But I'm not Vegeta. Don't you recognize me?"

Gohan's eyes widen, "You're Dad?!"

Vegeta smiles Goku's famous Son smile, "Now you get it!"

Gohan yells, "No way!"

Vegeta mistakes Gohan's disbelief for excitement and says, "Yes way!" And he squeezes Gohan in a deathly bear hug. Gohan can't breath and starts to turn blue. Vegeta asks, "How the heck did you get a tail anyway?" Gohan can't answer. Vegeta looks at him, "Gohan?" He lets go and Gohan struggles to breathe.

Vegeta laughs, "Oops. Guess I don't know my own strength!"

Gohan stares at him laughing Goku's no-worries laugh. He thinks, {I don't blame him for not knowing his own strength. He doesn't even know he's Vegeta.} He shivers, {God, that is so weird. Almost as weird as Dad's body being invaded by someone who's ego is worse than Vegeta's.}

Vegeta stops laughing when he notices Gohan isn't laughing with him. Changing the subject, Vegeta says, "Well Gohan, you've really changed from the last time I saw you. I can tell you're training a lot more now," he smiles, "you still have time to do your homework right?"

Gohan pales, "I...uh...I, I, I..."

Vegeta asks, "What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"

Gohan shakes it off, {Come on! This is Vegeta we're talking about!} He says, "I haven't been to school for nearly a month."

Vegeta yelps, "What?! How did you get your mother to let you do that?!"

Gohan turns away, ashamed, "She doesn't even know where I am. Or Goten for that matter."

Vegeta asks, "Well, this is a...surprise. Goten is with you right?" Gohan nods. Vegeta scratches the back of his head, "I don't get it. Why didn't you go back?"

Gohan chuckles nervously, "Well we were kind of...kidnapped." "By who?"

"Uh...a saiyan... He got me my tail back," he wags his tail a little, "and Goten's too."

Vegeta has a worried expression on his face, "There's another saiyan on Earth?"

Gohan says, "Not exactly 'another' saiyan. You kind of know him."

"Vegeta?"

Gohan shakes his head, "No."

"Nappa?"

"No."

"Raditz?"

"No!"

"Turles?"

"NO!"

Vegeta exclaims, "But I don't know any more saiyans!"

Gohan raises an eyebrow. A strange thing for the Prince of all Saiyans to say. Gohan says, "You know who it is."

Vegeta laughs and says jokingly, "Me?"