Riku Meets the Cat

Riku: Dude, once I saw this cat and I'm like "hey Kitty!" but its like "You're dum" and I said "shut up cat! You're dum!" And it says "Meow." So I say, "Well, meow to yourself cat!" And everyone in the street yells "FREAK!" Dude I met a cat!

Narrator: That was Mr. Riku!

Riku: Mr.!