Yay! I am almost done with SA2B! Just 19 more emblemy things! I'm going to be doing the Dark side first… that's who I finished first… I wanted to do a Sonic Heroes screwed up thing… but someone already has that… I was thinking DX… but Shadow isn't there… so… SA2B it is!
Dark side…"Let's see what my grandfather was working on in a top secret military base!" Eggman screeched from his… big machine thing-y.
"Fatass intruder alert… fatass intruder alert…" the computer was saying through the loud beeps.
After getting to the middle of the military base… he found Shadow. He got off of the machine. He walked over to the computer.
"Let's see… the password? Umm… chocolate?…" Egghead typed in the word 'chocolate'… "No…"
2 long hours of guessing…
"Arrgh! That's it!" he climbed up on his machine, hovered to the pod… and broke it. Eggman's machine came crashing down because of his fat ass…
Shadow came out. "Arrgh! Sonic, is that you, you blue bastard?"
"Are you color-blind or something? Damn… you are a fat sonofabitch…" Shadow said.
"Umm… actually, I don't know what color you are… everything looks all blue because of these stupid blue shades…" Eggman said.
"Whatever… whattcha want? Tell me already, so I can eat! 50 years in that fucking pod… with nothing but tofu! Do you know what tofu will do to you in 50 years?" Shadow asked.
"Umm… I wanna pony!" Eggman said stupidly.
"Umm… I know about a huge eclipse cannon thingy… we could shape the earth into a pony…" Shadow said.
"Yay! I'm gonna get a pony!" Eggman said stupidly.
"I'm gonna need… the chaos emeralds, the master emerald… and 100 bucks…" Shadow said.
"I don't have the emeralds yet… but here's my wallet…" Eggman said, giving Shadow his wallet.
Shadow opened it up. "Hey! These are all expired coupons and other shit!" Shadow said.
"Why do you think that I steal my stuff?" Eggman asked.
"Whatever… Meet me in the colony ark after that…" Shadow said.
Somewhere else…"I'm just saying… if you wanna split it in half, that's fine by me…" Knuckles said.
"No, I want the whole thing!" Rouge said. She stared at the emerald.
Then, Eggman's huge flying thing-y came swooping by and picked up the emerald. Knuckles didn't care and didn't break it… but Rouge jumped up onto the flying machine.
"Give me back my emerald, fatass!" she yelled.
"Never! I want my pony!" Eggman said.
"Grr…" she kicked the machine and the controls got jammed.
The machine dropped the emerald. "My emerald!" Rouge said.
"Umm… I can pay you to put it back together and bring it into space…" Eggman said.
"With what?" she asked angrily.
"Umm… a valid coupon to 'Make-up Galore' and… my cousin can give you a free liposuction…" he said.
"Why would I need it? You need it, fatass!" she said.
"No! For your boobs, duh!" he said, dropping Rouge and flying away.
After he flew away… "Grr… I'm not fat…"
"No, you aren't… but you do kinda need a lipo for… your… upper body." Knuckles said.
"Just say it…"
"Okay… damn! You have these huge boobs that hang out! You need a lipo!"
And that's it right now… I'll write more… but… I need to play Sonic Heroes… I just need one more emerald so I can get to Metal Sonic!