HydraSprite- You see, on the third day that we had Sonic Heroes… I only needed 1 last emerald… and somehow… the disk got scratched! Half a year later… we got a new Sonic Heroes… (just last week…) and I still need to get the last emerald! Getting the key in Mystic Mansion is easy… but getting it in the special stage is hard…

In case I forgot… I don't own Sonic and everyone… but I do own Seven-Eleven! Bwahahaha!……… (I wish…)

Heroes side next! (as in… right… now!)

Sonic was in a helicopter. "So, you guys think you've captured me, huh?" Sonic asked the people in the plane. He hopped out of the moving plane (retard…) and (UN)fortunately he landed on a part of the helicopter and it broke off. He boarded through the city… while doing that, he heard:

"Hey, isn't that the retarded blue guy?"

"He's the one that gets saved by Tails all the time!"

"Shadow's hotter!"

He stopped and got off of his board when he heard that. "Who's Shadow?" he asked.

Shadow the Hedgehog appeared out of nowhere. "Move!" he said rudely. He walked into the Seven-Eleven and grabbed a slushie.

"You need to pay for that, sir…"

Shadow gave the woman the finger. "Kiss my black ass…"

Shadow walked back out. The huge robot-y thing… (what was it called? Flying Dog?…… Big Foot? Uggh!) came after Sonic, at the same time, the helicopter crashed into the… robot… (What is that robot?)

Shadow looked at Sonic. He was cuffed.

"Why are you guys even arresting me? He's the bad guy!" Sonic said, pointing at Shadow.

"Don't be silly… that's just a suspicious looking hedgehog drinking a slushie…"

"Shadow, you are under arrest…"

"I'm not Shadow! Why am I under arrest anyway?" Sonic yelled.

They put him in a straitjacket before putting him in the police car. Shadow smirked at all of this. He reached in his pocket. "Hah… I stole an emerald already… from that blue retard… when I pushed him down…" Shadow said.

Sonic was shoved into jail. Meanwhile… Tails was flying high in his Tornado. "Hey… look… it's Amy! And Eggman's cornered her! I'll help you!" he yelled.

He landed the Tornado near Amy. "I'll help you, Eggman!" Tails said.

"Huh? Why?" he asked confused.

"Because I hate her pink ass…" Tails said.

She hit him on the head with her Piko Piko hammer and hit Eggman so hard, that he landed near a pyramid.

Tails looked around. He sighed. "I have to save Sonic again… he'll be late with his psychiatrist…" Tails said.

Later…

They found Sonic in the jail. He drew rainbows and flowers all over the walls. "You guys are here to help!" he exclaimed.

"No… I'm here to beat your ass up because you aren't as hot as Shadow…" Amy said.

That's all I remember right now… It's almost 2:00 in the am… I've got to sleep… nighty-nighty… zzz but I'm serious… review! zzz