Ansem scratches his back
Ansem: Like once, my back itched, so I scratched it. But the itch didn't go away. And my back purred. I like turned around and like there was nothing there. So I scratched my back again, and it like purred again. Then I turned my head and I saw that shadow thing like clinging to me. So I like told it to scratch my back. It did.
Narrator: That was Awesome Ansem!