I AM A GIRL! GIRL! TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL! Sorry… I hate it when I'm called a boy… you see… I'm a tomboy… as in the only times I act as a girl is when I'm typing… I play video games, love sports, hate make-up and other girly girl stuff… I am not a boy!
Jayln the Hedgehog- If you read chapter 6 of 'Love Poems' you find the answer…
HS- I just found out… flip HS backward… and you got SH- Sonic Heroes…
Everyone who finds this funny… might like 'Backstage with Sonic Heroes'To everyone who wants to know… I have SA2B, SH, and S DX I'm getting Shadow the Hedgehog… I can't live without it! On with the show!.. story!
Dark side again…"Rouge, we need you to infiltrate that secret base…" the person on the… walkie-talkie thingy said.
"Yep!" she answered.
She got into the pyramid. "I guess I have to find those 3 keys to open that door…"
"Umm… Rouge… wrong side of the pyramid… this is Death Chamber…" someone said.
She turned around to find Knuckles. "Oh… really? Maybe this is Egg Quarters and you're the one that's lost!" Rouge said.
Knuckles sighed. "Listen to the song…" he said.
(I got this from find video game and anime lyrics there!)
This is Knuckles… and you have reached the Death Chamber…"Oh… okay…" she said.
At the right place…
She found the three keys and opened the door. "A transporter? Destination set to… ARK? Isn't that the space colony that was shut down 50 years ago?" she talked to no one in particular. "Well, I don't care! It's my mission to find out what he's up to!"
At the ARK…"Umm… I have to get to the control room…" Eggman said to himself. He looked at the door. "How do I open this?" He saw an omachao near it and picked it up. He started beating up the door with the omachao…
Few minutes later…"I'm finally… there…" Eggman said.
Shadow was in the control room drinking a slushie. "Finally… took your fat ass too long…" he said.
Rouge appeared out of nowhere. "You know… you still need a few more emeralds… right?" she asked Eggman, who was holding only 3.
"Umm… yeah! Of course I knew!" Eggman said.
"I have a plan… Rouge finds those last ones… in Security Hall… and I blow it up…" Shadow said.
"But I want to blow it up…" Eggman whined.
"No… now let's go!" Shadow said.
In Security Hall… after defeating Flying Dog…"Oh no… I got locked in… and is this, what? The 500th time I got locked in here? In the last minute… Shadow will save me… after he gets out of the forest… jeez…"
White Jungle…"That blue bastard again, of all places…"
"Aha! I found you, you slushie-stealing, finger-flipping, kiss-my-black-ass-sonofabitch- kinda-"
"Actually… I was created… so you can't really call me a sonofabitch…" Shadow said.
"Grr… smartass!" Sonic said.
"I'll make you eat those words!" Shadow said.
"Hey! That's my line!"
"No… that's your line in Sonic Heroes…"
"No… I mean what you said!"
"What? I said you can't call me a sonofabit-"
"NEVER MIND! LET'S FIGHT!" Sonic yelled.
"Wait… who's supposed to win?" Shadow asked.
"That depends on the player…"
"Well, no one's playing… it's a fic…"
"Heeellloo? Shadow… I'm freaking out! Right now, you're supposed to have beaten Sonic and saved me! Last 3 seconds!" Rouge called through her walkie-talkie.
Shadow sighed. "Give me a minute… I need to save her… and then we'll continue!" Shadow said.
After Shadow saves Rouge…"But then… it's out of order…" Sonic said.
"Fine! Let's just fight it all out after the ARK!" Shadow said.
Up in space somewhere…"Yay! A piece of the Master Emerald!" Rouge said.
"You again?"
She turned and found Knuckles. "What? Surprised by my beauty?"
"No… Surprised by your stupidity… now give me back those emerald pieces!" Knuckles said.
"Grr… no!" Rouge said.
The two of them landed on the bottom of the huge thing. Then the floor disappeared and it blew them up. It reappeared and they both fell. Disappear, reappear, disappear…
"Sonic! Stop playing around with the controls!" Knuckles yelled.
"But I made a bet with someone… on who would win… and I need Rouge to win…" Sonic yelled.
"WHAT? You bet against me?" Knuckles yelled.
"Duh… I know you'll defeat her annoying white ass…" Shadow said, above them.
"WHAT? Annoying white ass?" she shrieked.
"It's true…" Knuckles said.
She jumped on him and beat him up. But then he hit her with a thunder arrow and killed her.
"You owe me, you blue bastard!" Shadow yelled.
Yayness! Almost done! I'm am not doing the Biolizard or the Final Hazard…
