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Midnight, full moon, mountain retreat.

The re-aged Kakarot wait for "Goku" to show up. Waits for the ultimate demise of his enemy. Only minutes from now he will be nothing to Kakarot. All worries about "Goku" will be erased from his mind. He planned everything down to the last millisecond. There will be no fighting. He knows he's ready. And Kakarot rolls his eyes at the author's over- dramatization.

He looks up at the full moon through his special "moon glasses", filtering the moon rays. Then Goku perks up, {Look Kakarot. Don't do this to them. They didn't do anything to Goten! I swear it! What you're planning is sick! Not to mention downright dangerous! What if you permanently damage them?!}

Kakarot smirks, "They may get hurt, but that's a risk I am willing to take."

Kakarot sees two figures approaching him. He squints up at the silhouettes and sees it's "Goku" and "Vegeta." Kakarot chuckles to himself, "That poor fool. But the more the merrier. That insolent brat will share 'Goku's' fate as well.

As the two land on the tall plateau to confront their enemy, Kakarot says, "Well, well, well. Good of you to show up. I was afraid you would too scared to fulfil your part of the deal. You were quite brave too, Vegeta. Daring to show your face even though I will get my revenge for what you did." Gohan glares at him, although he's not quite sure what he's talking about.

The 'real' Vegeta looks at the two, somewhat confused, but then he figures it out. Gohan stole his name. Vegeta growls, "What did you tell him your name was?"

Kakarot smirks, "I see now. You're still mad at him about having the same name."

Vegeta stares at him and turns to Gohan, "Exactly what did you tell him?"

Gohan says meekly, "I told him my name's Vegeta."

Vegeta boils with anger and embarrassment, "Now why would you do something as stupid as that?"

Gohan laughs nervously, "Actually it's quite interesting. You see, I couldn't think of a good saiyan name."

Kakarot asks, "Uh...what-"

Vegeta asks, "And you thought you would take mine?"

Gohan yelps, "It was pure accident! I swear!"

Kakarot says, "I-"

Vegeta yells, "YOU ARE SO DEAD!!! JUST BECAUSE KAKAROT CALLS ME GOKU DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STEAL MINE!! NO ONE! AND I MEAN NO ONE TAKES MY NAME!!!!!"

Gohan moans, {I'm dead. I am so dead.}

Kakarot however doesn't seem to take kindly of being ignored, "YOU MORONS!! I'M STILL HERE!!" Gohan and Vegeta turn back to Kakarot. He demands, "If your name's not Vegeta, then what is it?!"

This gives Vegeta a chance to extract his revenge. "Yes, why don't you tell him your real name, hmmm?" He pushes Gohan onto his hands and knees in front of Kakarot. "Go on. Tell him," Vegeta says in his mocking tone. Gohan growls, "I liked you better when you thought you were my dad."

Kakarot lifts Gohan's chin up with his foot, "Come on now. What's your name? The one you lied to me about this whole month. Or maybe you don't want it known. The only reason why you would lie is because you're ashamed of it."

Vegeta smirks, "I couldn't have put it better myself."

Gohan burns with anger and gets up quickly. He says quietly, "My name is Son Gohan."

Kakarot stares at him, "What?! Excuse me, say that again. I don't think I heard it correctly."

Gohan glares at him and says more proudly, "I am Son Gohan, son of Son Goku, and brother of Son Goten."

Kakarot's jaw drops to the ground, and he gawks at Gohan. Meanwhile Vegeta is laughing his head off at Kakarot's reaction. Kakarot turns away his anger rising beyond any level it ever went before. Rising and rising. A split second before it's too late, Vegeta finds out he went too far.