RSY:Hmm..what is there to say about this chapter, well I rather let it speak for itslef oh yeah sice this chapter is semi serious the next one will be all fun and games
Chapter 2:...and then everything stopped making sense...
And so I wake up to another beautiful afternoon, when you're me you get used to not seeing stuff like the sunrise its ok and all...but I miss bacon.
Anyway I'm guessing Squal was awake long time ago chances are, he's waiting for me at the entrance. I can tell he doesn't like this town too much oh well...
When I went to the first floor trying to look for him and asking everyone who passes me by and of course nobody saw him but then again I do describe people and things very strangely for those who don't remember I described Squal as a small green lion in expensive armor and that's not much to go by,like its my fault all Galks look alike oh well I guess he might be outside.
So as I am leaving I hear something that sounds like a cross of a thunderstorm and a boulder falling I wonder..could it be?
Hearing the sound, I ran right to the source, the stairs! And..I saw Squal, on his back as soon as he saw me he said
"Great!...you didn't leave."
Seeing what supposed to be a big strong and macho man laying on the floor after falling down the stairs and acting like nothing happened really made me forget why I liked to travel alone.
Then I just smiled and said "Oh no! I missed my chance to make a run for it."
I don't know why but when I said that Squal had a really sad look on his face and said "Oh...I see..you big meanie!" while he was getting up then I actually saw tears come out from his eyes.
And seeing a grown man cry really made me feel sorry for him so I decided to give him a comforting pat on the back.
Through his tears, he said "Can I tell you something?.."
In the most softest and gentlest way possible I said "Sure Squal you can tell me anything,we're friends ok."
"Well.." Squal begun
"Yes...?" I said trying to hide the fact that I hate it when people talk like that.
Then in one swift movement Squal wiped his tears away and gave his big creepy smile and said "HA! I was joking! Fooled you!"
When he said that I didn't know if I should laugh or hit him with a fireball and after 2 seconds of thinking I decided to hit him with a fireball but I didn't
Then Squal said "So where to?"
I thought about that question for a while and said "Well I guess Windurst,its has lots of temples and stuff so I might find what's the big deal with the figure of Altana I know many people consider it sacred and all but the truth is that they have hundreds and hundreds of these in temples so why would one be such a big deal?"
Then Squal said "I dunno let's ask Giko."
"And yet another reason why we should go to Windy." I begun "Oh well..here we go then!"
okay I really don't wanna go through the boring details of going there,pretty much we walked, we saw monters, we fought, blah blah blah nothing really interesting happened..yup, the life of an adventurer is sooo exciting with no ends of ation don't ya think.
Then after a series of boring events we finally reached Windurst, I felt happy and disappointed at the same time, if you're confused about that then think about this, everyone who is born and raised in Windurst talks so annoyingly not that I have anything against them mind you but after dealing with happy wappy and rrrrrrrrrrrrrreason it could really mess a person's mind up and on top of that my last visit of Windurst was not exactly good...let's just say it ended with angry Tarutarus chasing me out of Windurst..but I forgot why, I really hope they don't remember me, even though it was pretty funny when they cursing me out in rhyme.
As we entered Windurst a happy lttle Tarutaru greeted us but we..just ignored him I don't why Squal did it but I'm hungry but of course eating in Windurst is not exactly good eating
"Hey Squal, why did ya just ignore that guy who was giving you a warm welcome." I said
Squal just stared at me for awhile up to the point when I thought he was crazy the he finally said very weakly "F-f foooooood!"
I nod in agreement when he said that then I said "Well there is a restaurant right over there" as I point to the horizon
And all of a sudden Squal gained a great amount of energy and ran right to the restaurant...maybe I should tell him..nah, he'll find out soon enough.
So eventually I made it to the restaurant really I didn't take that long but one would think otherwise if they saw the face Squal is giving me..like I took 100 years or something
Anyway, as soon as he was finished giving me his crazy look he rushed to the closest table and now he's waving his hands like a madman and I have a great feeling that he's gonna be really disappointed...
"We want food and we want it now!...or I'll eat you, don't think I won't!" Squal yelled at the Tarutaru waiter.
I should do something...but I don't want to get in the way of a hungry Squal
"Um..ok..don't worry rorry sir, we shall work as fasty wasty as we can, wha-what would you like?" said the frighten Tarutaru waiter
"Hmm..." Squal begun as if he gained back his sense, then he picks up his menu and says "I'll have the seafood supreme" as he grins
"What about you,miss?" the waiter said, turning to me.
"I'll have ten orders of the vegetarian special" says I, while Squal gives me the most shocked look ever, I don't see what's the bigdeal with not eating meat though, the idea of eating the same strange monsters
"Okey doke, then!" says the waiter as he left
"Wow..." Squal begun "Ten orders, that's more than I can eat" Squal says in awe
I just said "No its not" simply and clear, but not clear enough for Squal to know exactly what I'm talking about 'cause right now I wouldn't trade the surprised look on his face forthe world...maybe the universe.
After a minute of waiting, 'cause Tarutarus use magic to cook, the food came andthe time I've been waiting for is approaching...
And sothe as waiter gave us our food the look of hunger and excitement on his face changed to disappointment and confusion,the plate was no larger than his fist and don't get me started onthe food, it's so small that a 3 year old can eat it and still be hungry.
"I'm not that fat, am I?" questions Squal, as he looked upon his meal with great grief.
"Yes, but it's not really about that" says I, as I finished my fifth plate.
"Then what is it?" Squal says as his face grew with grief
"This is a restaurant made especially for Tarutarus, they don't eat as much as we do, but I'm guessing they're loaded with cash 'cause in Bastok you can buy more food than this butthe price is way lower"
"Great..I'm still hungry.." Squal mutters after he finished his meal with one gulp.
"Well you can have my food, I got two plates left" says I, while pushingthe plates forward to him
"Nope! I'm not a tree-hugger!" Squal says while shaking his head
"Neither am I, I'm a tree-eater you see...tree-huggers don't wanna hurt the environment so they don't eat vegetables but they eat meat, tree-eaters however..don't like eating monsters so we eat vegetables." I explianed
"How about plant monsters?" questions Squal
"...LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! I'm not listening! No I'm not!" I yell as I put my hands over my ears,the last thing I wanna hear is that right now.
"Okay well I'm done let's go.." I whisper to Squal
"But we have to pay." Squal says..a bit too loud for my taste
"Whisper..the walls have ears..besides,the Tarutarus are push-overs, and who would really pay for this garbage they call food?" I whisper to Squal
"Good point..so are you gonna cast invisible or something?" Squal whispers to me
"I would...but running out in plain sight is too much fun to pass up" I told Squal
And so we ran out with some Tarutarus chasing us, now I remember why they chased me out of Windurst last time I came.
"Follow me" I say to Squal as I ran tothe trees, of course when we reached there thejob wasn't nearly done we had to run even deeper and criss-cross through the trees and finally after what seemed like hours, we lost them
"Whew.." Squal begun "Which part of that was a good idea! Why did I follow you!"
"Oh come on,you know it was fun, as forthe following thing I'm guessing its 'cause I'm so cool" says I as I made a silly grin
"You're joking right I mean-" Squal was saying something but then I interrupted Squal by saying "Shhh! I think I hear someone"
And I did, whoever it was, was speaking beastmen so I'm sure its a fiend but since I learned beastmen language a long time ago I know what it's saying
"Ew tsum dnif eht Anatla erugif ti si edam tuo fo eht lairetam I deen"(We must find the Altana figure it is made out ofthe material I need) A human sounding fiend said
"M'I yrros ris, I dehcraes lla eht serutnevda I emac ssorca tub yeht t'ndid evah ti(I'm sorry sir, I searched allthe adventures I came across but they didn't have it) said a goblin sounding thing
This made me very curious so I came in for a closer look to see who wasthe human sounding fiend and..I can't believe but its...sir Giko and as soon as he saw methe look of pure shock spread across his face then he quickly chanted a spell when he was done, the goblin exploded
"It's sad that fiends would even lurk in towns, is not?" He said, while trying to make a warm smile but it felt so fake.
"Yeah...yes it is." I finally answer but he might of been able to sense my suspicion 'cause he did this odd chanting and when he was done a goblin was attacking me, but it was no big deal in fact it was one hit kill but when I turned around...Giko was gone..and I'm still in disbelief of what just happened I went back to where Squal is, where he is still standing there like an idiot.
"What just happened" Squal asked
"Let's talk about it over fish" I replied
A couple of minutes later and Squal and I are at the fishing guild with me explaining what happened
"Giko is a demon" I whispered to Squal "It's not such a big deal that he speaks beastmen but itsthe thing that he said..he said that he needs figure of Altana not because of a religious reason, it has something to do with the material and he's a high ranking demon too 'cause he can summon monsters, when he did I saw this red mark on his forehead its not visible to regular people and I didn't reallystudy that much so I can only seethe mark of demons when they use their demonic power"
"Wow" Squal said "Do what do we do now?
"Well.." I begun unsure what to say "We fish"
"I'm hungry" Squal sighed
V: Yay! Now I'm we're up to chapter two and really the whole Giko being a demon thing I saw that coming a mile away anyway today Squal is giving the author his life story so..yeah they might take awhile maybe long enough for me to write the chapters myslef...
RSY:Hey its you!
V:Ahhh! I mean hi.
RSY:What are you doing?
V:Whatever I want to 'cause this is Vianna's corner where I get to say how much I hate you-oops...
RSY:You keep that up, and I'll replace you with...
V:Don't say it...
RSY:Malon (from the legend of zelda ocarina of time)
V:No! Please! I don't wanna work on a ranch!
RSY:Did you know that Malon always wanted to star in her own fanfic
V:But I've got way more spunk than she does just give me another chance, please I can change.
RSY:Okay but...in the next chapter..ha ha ha!
V:What?
RSY:Oh..you'll find out...soon enough
V:Hey! That's my line!
RSY:No its not,your line is..."anyway I hope to see you next chapter! Bye u bye! "
V:..and you took it!
