Oh dear, it's been a while hasn't it? Do you all still love me? reviewers nod Phew! That's a relief, long story short, my computer started smoking so I took the back panel off of it and the arm that hold s the hard drive in place melted causing that over heated contents to fall into my lap and onto my hands. Second-degree burns are not fun. So aside from the whole not having a computer and having hands bandaged for a month or so I have o excuse for my absence. I rebuilt my baby and it's back up and running as you can all tell. So I will now be at you, the reviewers, beck and call for a while to repent for my lack of writing.
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. End of discussion. No debates. Are you giving me lip?! Are you giving e lip? Go to your room and stay there! I hate when I talk back to myself.
Making Room For New Pairings
Jou dashed into the cafeteria, grabbed a sandwich out of the refrigerator and went to pay for it.
"Hey Jounouchi, what's the rush?" asked Marik as the blonde ran by him.
"It's nothing, I have to go get a book from the library, dat's all, I'm eating with the books today," Jou replied.
Bakura's mouth hung wide open, "Yami check his temperature, I think he's sick. He said he's going to the library."
Meanwhile in his own little La la Land Honda is laughing himself senseless. "I think you mean you're going to actually eat the books because the only things he ever reads is comic books!"
"Eat this Honda!"
A book comes flying at Honda and hits him square in the forehead. Yuugi and Ryou drag Honda away to their usual table.
"Bye guys!" Jou runs out of the cafeteria after that. Leaving Yami staring after him. Yami has Anzu adamantly clutching his arm, "C'mon partner, lets go get something to eat."
Yami whimpers, "Somebody save me..."
'It's so nice in here.'
Jou liked being in the school library, hardly anyone was ever in here. It had a very cozy atmosphere to it with warm beams of sunlight penetrating in through the windows.
He walked up the aisles of books looking for where 'Romeo and Juliet' would be hiding. Jou walked by sections, Sci-Fi, Biographies, Poetry, Historical... 'Yesh! Found it!'
Jou started searching for 'Shakespeare' in the Classics section. He found that Shakespeare had an entire three shelves. Peering upwards, Jou saw the book he was looking for on the top shelf and reached for it.
'Damn it! Why does the one thing I always want seem to be out of my reach?'
He was thinking of climbing the shelves to get up there.
Jou never noticed the person staring at him from across the library with his head behind a book.
'What is that mutt thinking?' Kaiba thought as he watched Jou see if he could pull himself up to a high shelf.
Then it hit him what Jou was trying to get. 'He's spending his lunch period getting something for our project.' He didn't know why but that touched him in some way.
Kaiba put his book down, heaved himself to his feet and walked up behind Jou and pulled the book down. Jou took the book gratefully, "Thanks man, I never woulda gotten that down with out cha."
"You're welcome pet." Kaiba replied with a scary smile.
"WHOAH!" Jou realized it was Kaiba standing there and backed up into the bookshelf, causing many books to fall down.
"Quiet you're in a library!" Some bat screeched from across the room.
Jou blew a raspberry at said annoying women and went to check the book out.
Kaiba went back to the table he had been occupying and picked his book up again.
He put his book (Ivanhoe) down to grab a bottle of water on the table only to drop his book out of surprise.
Jou sat across from Seto happily munching on his sandwich.
"Pup, what are you doing here?" The brunet asked irritably.
Jou swallowed his mouth of food, "Eating, would you rather I stop?"
He sighed. "No. I meant what are you doing here to be specific."
"Keeping you company. You never eat with anyone, you'll need to go on anti-depressants if you don't talk with nobody."
Kaiba let his head drop on to the table letting it make a 'thud' sound as it hit. "Whatever you want."
"Sounds hollow in there, maybe you need an x-ray to make sure your brain's still in piece" Jou said through a mouthful of food.
'Will I never have rest from him? He's like a bad rash that won't go away sometimes.'
"Or is that a CAT scan?" Jou muttered to no one in particular.
"You're giving me a ginormous headache listening to you so please be quiet for a moment," Kaiba requested, his head still on the table.
"Alright. And ginormous isn't a word."
"It is if I say so."
The blonde started humming the jingle of some food commercial as Kaiba was mulling over his options of what to do with Jou in his head.
"Ah hem."
"Sorry," he stopped humming.
Kaiba had come to a decision. It was all right if the dog stayed as long as he didn't try and talk about stupid things.
"Is that all you have for lunch Kaiba?" he asked.
Both sets of eyes focused on the bottle of water and the orange Kaiba had started peel that lay abandoned at the moment.
"Yeah, I don't like big lunches. And I thought you had an infamous appetite where you'd clear out the snack bar if you skipped breakfast."
"Well you want me to go back and bring back the snack bar I will." Jou stiffly got up and turned around. Wham!
Jou rubbed his head and looked at the floor. Kaiba orange was by his feet and a very smug looking Kaiba not far behind at the table.
"What are you going to do? Throw something back?" Seto arrogantly said thinking he had won another of their squabbles.
Instead he was greeted to a turkey sandwich in the face.
'Katsuya!" Kaiba said through clenched teeth. "You are so going down."
He picked up his calculator from the table and threw it at Jou. Jou ducked and threw a nearby magazine at him. Soon they were throwing the chair cushions at each other along with their textbooks.
"Mr. Jounouchi and Mr. Kaiba! Just what do you think you are doing?!" One of the math sensei's asked the boys.
"Um, fighting?" Jou blankly responds.
"Good work Katsuya, A for effort. Now get out of here you delinquents!" He yells at the two of them as he pushes them out the library doors.
They look at each other for a minute. And then burst out laughing.
The teens walk down the hallway with their arms around each others shoulders for support, laughing as they go.
Their noise brings out many heads of teachers and students wondering what the all the commotion is in the hallway. The hallway they are wandering down happened to be the ninth grade wing.
"I didn't know he could smile."
"Maybe Katsuya got him intoxicated."
"Why would he drink with Katsuya?"
Jou and Kaiba didn't really hear what they were saying. Teachers were giving the two dirty looks while shuffling their pupils back inside.
"Where are you idiots supposed to be?"
"Oh! Sensei Sado," Jou said bowing. "We're s-supposed to be in..."
"Lunch, we were just heading back to the cafeteria right now," Kaiba answered for them. "C'mon Jou." He said and pulling on Jou's sleeve.
The math teacher looked at Kaiba, "And just where is your pass? You can't be walking through the halls without one."
Seto looked to Jou. Jou held up his hands as if to convey 'Why are you looking at me? I never follow school rules.' Kaiba sighed. "We don't have one sir."
Sensei Sado cocked an eyebrow at the two. "Then I guess I'll see you both in detention after school. Three-thirty sharp in room A-2. Don't be late or you'll have detention the rest of the week." Sensei Sado walked away with a satisfied look on his face.
"Mother fucker!" Jou yells as he kicks the wall.
"Well that's one day for our project down the toilet."
Jou rolls his eyes at him, "And I feel so guilty and responsible. I'll have to repent to overcome these feelings of grief."
Seto punched Jou in the shoulder. "Ha ha, I'm almost going to feel bad when I put all the blame on you when we get called to the principles office. And of course I'll get off and you'll be stuck scraping gum off of desks."
Glare. "Nice way to talk to your friend Kaiba. If I go down for being caught without a pass you are going down hard with me." Just then the bell rings dismissing students from their class.
From over the intercom: "... and will the following students please report to the principles office; Sumeragi Subaru, Mibu Kyoshio, Jounouchi Katsuya, Kaiba Seto...
"Well damn that was fast," says Jou.
What will happen on detention? What will their punishment be? Is there actually going to be any yaoi? Will Kaiba actually have an after school on his record?!?
All these and more answered in the next chapter! Apologies for the chapter being shorter than usual. This one was only five pages long while the other two were both seven. I promise to write longer chapters with lots of hot make-out scenes to please the reviewers.
REVIEW AND I'LL WRITE LOTS OF YAOI INTO THE STORY!!
