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Wow, I've had no idea where this story was going before this. No plot until chapter 4!

Bakura: Shut up.

Marik: No you shut up.

Malik: Both of you shut up.

Ryou: Just say it Bakura.

Bakura: Whatever. Blue Crescent Moon doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything else mentioned in this story.

Malik: But she does own the story.

Everyone slaps Malik.

Everyone: SHUT UP MALIK!

Making room For New Parings

"Well, we got detention so we might as well skip the rest of our classes for the day."

Kaiba starred at Jou. "You must be kidding me. We just got called to the office and we would have even more detentions and less time to work on our project if we ditch."

Jou waved his finger at Kaiba, "Tsk tsk Kaiba. Pull that unholy stick out of your ass, you're a genius anyway, you can afford to miss a day of school. Word to the wise; of you want to be a delinquent, you have to know how to play the game." He grabbed a cell phone out of his school jacket and called a number on speed dial. "Yo, Honda? This you? Duke?! The fuck are you doing with Honda's phone put him on this minute Dice Boy!"

Kaiba stood to the side and could only hear half the conversation.

"Yah, I need you to have a cover story for me and Moneybags and get our homework. And make it believable this time! No more 'He joined a touring circus as a trapeze artist' crap."

Honda talks to Jou. Jou listens.

"Why am I hanging with Kaiba? Cause I feel like it that's why!"

Honda talks.

"What kind of cover story do I want? Why does that matter? I don't care what you tell those idiots that are our teachers, you can tell them dat I'm blowing Kaiba in the guys shower for all I care!"

Kaiba blushes at the mental image that gave him.

"No you can't actually use that as the excuse Honda! Just get our homework for Christ sake it's not rocket science!" click

"I got it covered Kaiba, cause you can count on Jounouchi!" he declares as he points to himself with his thumb.

"Brilliant Mutt, but why are we cutting class again, you're going to fall behind and end up repeating this grade."

"Why Kaiba I didn't know you cared!" Jou bats his eyes at Kaiba and lets out a long dramatic sigh.

"Go play in traffic." Kaiba pushes Jou away by his face.

He stands up and brushes off his uniform, "Lets get out of here."

"And go where?"

"I don't know, isn't one of your thousands of cars from your collection in the parking lot somewhere?" Jou asks.

Again, a dramatic sigh and a roll of the eyes. "No puppy, I get chauffeured here and I'm not supposed to cut class so I can't call for someone to pick us up. You should have thought about that before you called your friend."

The blonde ground his teeth trying to think of a place where they could ditch class and not get caught. "C'mon you overdressed jerk," said Jou giving Kaiba's shirt cuff a slight tug. "We gotta get up to the roof before the bell rings and we're in even more trouble."

Kaiba allowed himself to get dragged up two more flights of stairs before they reached a door with a sign that read: 'Proper Authorization is Required to Access this Area'. "Great work, you led us to a dead end."

"Once again you fail to realize my true genius." Kaiba snorts at this remark and finds it hard to maintain composure.

Whistling a happy tune, Jou pulls out a ring with keys on it, a LOT of keys. He slowly starts to flip through them until he finds what he's looking for. Jo puts a silver key with two teeth into the hole and turns. The door opens.

"Your chariot milady," says Jou and bows low.

Seto growls in the back of his throat. "Knock it off or I'll throw you off the roof."

"Now who's the dog? You don't want to be hasty now, you can't get off the roof without the key either."

His poise recovered, Kaiba seems more focused now. "So, you brought me up here, so what is there to do?"

"I don't know I've used up my capacity of genius for the day, why don't you think of something fun to do?" Jou slumped up against the building where the air conditioners were.

"I hate to disappoint you but I don't do 'fun'."

Seto stood next to the chain link fence that surrounded the roof and gazed down upon the world. The day was immaculately clear, sunny and warm. They could see the small figures down below in gym or mingling during their lunch period. All the trees around the grounds were starting to turn and wither.

"Why not!" Jou whined from behind him. "You do the cold, withdrawn bastard so well, why can't you give your mask a paid vacation for the afternoon? You did in the library."

'So he wants fun does he? I'll give him 'fun'...' ( I think he means 'we')

Kaiba slowly began to unbutton his school jacket and threw it aside so he was standing in only his uniform pants and a white t-shirt. And thus appeared his trademark smirk. He ran straight at Jou and tackled him.

He lay helpless on the ground, "H-hey, that wasn't fair!" yells Jou.

Kaiba holds up his hands as if to say 'so what?' "Who said life was fair?"

"Well then, you won't mind if I'm not a perfect gentlemen to you."

"What?"

And that was all Kaiba knew before he was engaged in a two hour wrestling match on the roof with a certain blonde haired writhing beneath him in various positions that gave Seto's mind so many new dirty thoughts.

When the final bell rang both boys looked as if a gang had jumped them. Seto and Jou each had a black eye, Seto's left and Jou's right. There was a tear down the middle of Kaiba's t-shirt showing off his abs and the cuff had been ripped off of Jou's long sleeve shirt. A bruise was forming on Jou's wrist where Kaiba had held it too tight for too long, Jou had shoved Kaiba and a stray rock had cut his left bicep. Yep, they looked like crap.

Kaiba grabbed his cot and they lugged themselves down the stairs and made their way to classroom A-2. They reached the room without incident, except for Jou tripping down the stairs, and stood in front of the door. 'Now or nothing,' thought Jou.

The honey-eyed teen cautiously slid the door open and walked inside. Empty. There were instructions on the board. "Katsuya and Kaiba, you are to wash this blackboard and then report to the kitchen for pots and pans."

Kaiba bonked Jou on the head. "I'm not an oral learner," he firmly stated.

"But Kaiba the best things in life are given orally," said Jou with a wicked grin. He watched as the Ice Man's cold exterior shattered and he flushed that oh-so-wonderful shade of pink.

"Get stuffed."

"Oh c'mon! It was just a joke Kaiba!" He tossed a bucket at the CEO. "Go fill this up with hot water and come back, I need to go get the rags to wash the board with." Kaiba grumbled a bit and then went to the washroom to fill up the bucket.

Seto walked up the hallway and turned into the men's room and started to fill up the bucket at the sink. He turned his head suspiciously towards the stalls. Strange noises were coming from them. Kaiba turned the tap off and started to look under the doors. He discovered the sound was coming from the fifth and last stall. Kaiba went into the stall next to it stood on the toilet to see who it was. For a moment his eyes bugged out of their sockets. He grinned like an imp, propped his face up in his left hand and balanced the bucket on top of the stall with his right. The tap of the bucket brought the stalls occupants out from their 'activities'. Bakura and Ryou looked up at Kaiba with a hand-caught-in-the-cookie-jar look. "Hi," said Kaiba waving the fingers. "Whoops." He dumped the contents on the bucket top of the two.

"Bloody hell!" Ryou merely offered.

"Kaiba, you might as well have thrown water on a wasps nests," Bakura snarled.

"That would be my cue," and Seto ran out of the bathroom like a bat out of hell and back to A-2 with Bakura hot in pursuit.

"Ah, you're here!" Jou's eyes brightened. "Did you get the water?"

"I did, but there was a incident..."

Bakura threw the door open and walked in sopping wet. "You!" he waved a finger at Kaiba, "Are going to have a nice trip to the Shadow Realm!"

Ryou burst in a moment later and threw himself on Bakura, "Let's discuss this outside."

Ryou closed the door and started to compromise with his Yami. "Don't kill him!"

"What's in it for me?" asked the spirit.

'Whisper whisper'

"On the-!"

"Yes for Christ sake!"

"Done deal!"

The two boys heard the couple running up the hallway. Kaiba had his hands over his face. "I'm scarred for life. I am going to go home after this and inhale household cleaners so I won't remember any of this."

"You're doing it again Kaiba," said Jou.

"What?"

"Over reacting, being a baby, whining, shall I continue?"

Kaiba held out the bucket, "Mutt go get the water and I'll wait here."

Jou got the water and came back to the classroom. They cleaned the board in relative silence until when they were almost done, Katsuya made a discovery while ringing out his rag. He held one end still and spun the other end until it was a tight rope.

"Yooowwww!" Jou whipped Kaiba with the rag-rope.

Kaiba gingerly rubbed his ass. "What was that for you damn stray!"

"The same thing this is for!" Jou continued to assault Kaiba with the rag until he got pinned up against the wall.

"Enough is enough." Kaiba grabbed the rag out of Jou's hand and threw it somewhere.

"Kaiba let me go!" Jou whimpered afraid of what he would do to him.

"Or you'll what?" Kaiba smirked.

"I'll...I'll..." Katsuya found his balls somewhere in the deep recesses of his stomach and leaned forward. His smashed his lips against Kaiba's and pressed his hips into the taller boy's.

Kaiba was dumbfounded. Slack jawed and unblinking he stood there.

"We're done with the boards now we need to do pots and pans."

See! I made them kiss! You love me now cause you know it's going to do nothing but get hotter! See you at the next chapter update. Keep reviewing.

Next chapter has a name 'Spork Suicide' keep reading to find out!