"You wanna challenge me in a ranting contest? That's just asking to lose." Karen sneered.

"Yeah right, you wish." Gozaburo snickered back.

"WAIT! Can I rant instead?" Poogle rushed up to the two in the middle of an argument.

"Uh, it's OK by me…" Karen knew the terror of her cousin's ranting, unfortunately for him, Gozaburo didn't.

"Bring it on. You're gonna wish you never offered that."

"Wait, before we start, I need a topic. Go ahead Karen, what should I rant about?"

Karen thought for a minute then yelled out the first random thing that popped into her head. "Tenchi no Shippo!"

"Alright!" Poogle stretched her neck slightly and flashed her famous evil grin to her victi, I mean opponent.

Two hours later, Karen returned licking an ice cream cone to find Poogle still ranting and her enemy lying on the floor, crying and drooling in pain. "And that's why Ran's the coolest fish ever!"

"Well Poogle, looks like you won."

"WHAT! NO! I didn't even get to rant about Tsubasa!"

"There's Joey over there, go kill him."

"YES! SHIPPO, NO ARU TENCHI TAHI!" Poogle ran off after her nemesis screaming her victory song.

"Now, remember that she only has one DVD of that particular anime, you ready to take'er on when the subject is InuYasha?" Karen smiled over her ice cream.

"No, please." He could only beg for mercy.

"DOG BOY!" It seemed Poogle hadn't found her nemesis and returned to yell at Karen for lying, but being her easily amused and distracted self, she started ranting about InuYasha instead.

"Have fun you two!" Karen headed out to look for more coconuts, leaving her cousin smiling and chattering non-stop over how cute Rin is and her arch enemy on the ground begging her to take him with her.