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In a dark place somewhere, Vegeta wakes up from his unconsciousness. He groans and rubs his head, wondering where he is. Suddenly he remembers what Kakarot had done to him, what he was going to do to him. He gets up, but he feels weak and lightheaded, so he just lies back down again. He mutters out loud, "Where am I? I don't believe I've ever seen this place before."
Meanwhile back in his room, Bulma who's keeping watch over him, hears the words, "Where am I? I don't believe I've ever seen this place before."
Bulma gasps, "Oh my god! Vegeta! You're awake! Vegeta, honey. I'm right here." But Vegeta makes no response and continues to stare up at the ceiling as he always has from last night. Bulma yells out into the hallway, "Guys! Guys! Vegeta's talking! I think he's going to wake up!"
Trunks is the first to run into the room, closely followed by the remaining Son's and Yamcha. Trunks demands, "What's going on?! Is he awake?!"
Bulma says, "He seems to be getting close."
Vegeta gathers his strength and gets up in his strange environment. Vegeta thinks, {I don't understand. One minute Kakarot is torturing me, now I'm in an abnormal black void in the middle of nowhere... What in the world happened?}
Suddenly out of nowhere, a massive blob of light suddenly comes into view. As if it traveled from a different dimension. Vegeta eyes it curiously and slowly steps towards it. The blob turns and notices the little ouji watching it. Suddenly it flies straight at him.
Vegeta yelps, "What the..." but the blob overpowers him and pins him to the ground. Vegeta tries to fight it, but it is too strong. Vegeta growls, "What...is...this thing?!"
The others listen to Vegeta's words with alarm, and Bulma yells at her husband, "Vegeta! What's going on in there?! Tell us!"
Vegeta feels an imminent danger coming from the blob and turns ssj in an attempt to get away from it, but he still can't break free. The blob hisses and leans even closer to Vegeta. He yells, "Get off me you paranormal freak!" But the blob pays no heed. Vegeta can feel an immense heat coming from the light and starts to perspire. As the blob closes in on him, Vegeta tries his hardest to fight, but it seems so futile.
But...all of a sudden, Vegeta hears a familiar, "Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAA!!!!!" and a bluish energy attack knocks the blob off of Vegeta (and singes his clothes), and the blob disintegrates with an anguished, high-pitched shriek.
Vegeta looks up in the direction of the beam and sees.... "Hi Vegeta! Long time no see!" It's Goku! But in Vegeta's mind?!
Vegeta backs away from the larger saiyan, "Y-you! What are you doing here?!"
ChiChi frowns, "Who in the world is he talking to?!"
Goku says, "Well obviously, Veggie, I'm saving your body."
"What the hell are you talking abou-"
But he's cut off when Goku runs up to him and gives him a big jovial hug, "Oh Veggie! I've missed you so much!"
Vegeta turns a deep angry red, "GET OFF ME YOU LOW-LEVEL! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO RESPECT YOUR PRINCE?! QUIT TOUCHING ME! YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP DO YOU?! ALWAYS THE MOST INNAPROPRIATE PLACES!"
The others outside of Vegeta's body have no idea what's going on, but his dialogue is a little suggestive. Actually it's VERY suggestive. Bulma says, "I feel a little lightheaded. I think I should go to bed now. Keep...keep me updated." And she retires to her room.
However ChiChi grabs Vegeta by his shirt and screams in his face, "WHERE'S GOKU?! YOU SAID LOW-LEVEL! NOW TELL ME WHERE IS MY GO-CHAN! YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW!" But Vegeta merely dangles limply in her grasp.
Meanwhile back in Vegeta's mind, Goku finally lets go of Vegeta and says apologetically, "Sorry 'bout that. Staying alone for such a long time can really drive a person crazy!"
Vegeta scowls, "Hmmph! It's too late for that. Now I demand to know what you're doing here! And where is here?! And what the hell was that thing?!"
Goku says rather quickly, "Okay, I'll say the last first. That big blob WAS an undeveloped spirit and if it invaded your body, you would have lost complete control of it, and the spirit would have emerged in your body as a permanently amnesic Vegeta. Second, we are basically stuck in your mind until we can find a way out. And I'm in here because when Kakarot pulled that Mind Weave on you, he sent me along too. But I can't go over to Gohan's mind unless he's under my control. And you don't believe a thing I just told you, do you?"
Vegeta stares at him, struck speechless. Then he shakes it off and says, "You talk as if Kakarot was a separate mind."
"He IS a separate mind! Did you really think I would humiliate myself like that, "Yes sir" this and "Yes sir" that?! Yeah right!"
Vegeta growls, "At least he showed me proper respect!"
"Yeah, he sure did. He kept calling you Goku."
"Shut up! Now I demand to know how you killed that spirit whatcha-makallit! Of course I could have overtaken it, but I want to know how you did it."
Goku rolls his eyes, "It's because Spirit Forms are much stronger than regular bodies." (So Goku can kick Veggie's ass. But he could already do that anyway.)
Vegeta laughs, "Ha! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!"
Goku pouts, "It's true!" But Vegeta just laughs even harder. Goku says, "Well if you don't believe me then...shoot me with your maximum power Final Flash! I won't dodge it. I won't even try to counter it."
Vegeta chuckles, "You and your crazy ideas. I'd annihilate you."
Goku yells, "Vegeta! I'm dead serious!"
Vegeta growls, "Yeah, emphasis on the DEAD part."
The others that are still listening to Vegeta, stare at him with shock and growing fear.
Goku rolls his eyes and says, "Look, what other time will I ask you to do this? This is your only chance EVER."
Vegeta rubs his chin thoughtfully, "Come to think of it...I've never had anyone ask me to kill him before. This could prove rather interesting. And besides, when you die, you'll only be sent back to the Otherworld where you're supposed to be." Then he narrows his eyes at Goku, "But why do you have no desire to live?"
ChiChi screams at Vegeta, "DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY GOKU!"
Goku says, "Just shoot me."
Vegeta grins, "Fine then, prepare to die."
ChiChi starts to strangle Vegeta, "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU MURDERER! I'LL KILL YOU!"
Yamcha struggles to pulls ChiChi off of the subconscious ouji, "ChiChi! Don't! Goku's in there too!"
Meanwhile Goten is shaking Trunks by his shirt, "Trunks! Ya hafta stop him! Ya hafta!"
Trunks yells, "But I don't know how!"
Back in Vegeta's mind, Vegeta turns ssj2 and aims at Goku. But then he notices Goku didn't take the similar form. Vegeta demands, "Aren't you even going to go ssj?"
Goku says simply, "I don't need to."
Vegeta eyes him uneasily. To his egotistical mind, this lowers Goku's chance of surviving to no chance at all. He shakes it off and aims at Goku again , "FINAL.....
ChiChi screams, "GOKU! FIGHT HIM! FIGHT THAT LITTLE CREEP!"
......FLASH!!!!!" A gigantic beam escapes from Vegeta's hands and flies straight at Goku. True to his word, Goku makes no attempt to block it in anyway, much to Vegeta's horror. Goku just closes his eyes and allows the beam to envelop him. A colossal explosion follows, blowing Vegeta away.
After the mushroom cloud subsides, there is only smoke left. Vegeta groans and gets up, his eyes searching for the larger saiyan. He sees no sign of him... Vegeta lets out an enraged scream like one of a wounded animal, shocking everyone listening to him until they are struck dumb.
Yamcha says confusedly, "What exactly just happened?"
Vegeta yells, "YOU STUPID, FUCXING BAKAYARO! HOW DARE YOU DIE ON ME LIKE THAT?! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DODGE IT! I wouldn't have minded killing you in battle when it's honorable, BUT NOT IF YOU DON'T FIGHT BACK! NOW YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOLISH COWARD!...I didn't want you to die...."
ChiChi pales, "Oh my god....He...really did it...." Then she swoons and Yamcha catches her before she falls to the floor.
Goten's eyes begin to well up with tears, "Daddy...why didn't you fight back?"
Suddenly a voice behind Vegeta says adoringly, "Aww...Veggie... I didn't know you cared...."
Vegeta turns around and freezes up when he sees his "long lost" companion standing right behind him, without a scratch on him.......However Goku's clothes weren't as lucky.
Trunks frowns, "Why's my dad's face turning red like that?"
Vegeta turns away from the butt naked Goku and suppresses the desire to look at his body, "Goku...."
Goku says stunned, "You just called me Goku!"
Vegeta growls, "What am I suppose to call you?! Kakarot?! JUST PUT SOME PANTS ON!"
Now outside of Vegeta's mind, if Bulma and ChiChi haven't had already fainted, they would faint again. Bug time. Yamcha, himself, feels dizzy too, "Y'know guys, um....I'll just take ChiChi up to a spare bedroom and I might go to my house and come back tomorrow....or not." He goes out the door, but forgets to bring ChiChi along and goes into the living room, trying to get a different image in his head.
Trunks, who was pale already, got even paler, "Oh my god! Our dad's are gay!"
Goten gives him a puzzled look and says, "Yeah, my dad's really happy. I don't know about your dad though."
"DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT GAY MEANS?!"
Goten smiles, "Yup! It means really happy!"
Trunks groans at his naive friend, "Goten, it means homosizzical."
"What's homosexual?"
"Homosizzical! Not homosexual! It means that uh... two guys really like each other."
Goten says confusedly, "But we like each other."
"Yeah...but we don't really, really, really, really, really like each other."
"Does that mean we're not friends anymore?"
Trunks yelps, "Of course we're friends! I just mean....oh nevermind. You'll never get it!"
"Get what?"
Trunks gets a headache.
In a dark place somewhere, Vegeta wakes up from his unconsciousness. He groans and rubs his head, wondering where he is. Suddenly he remembers what Kakarot had done to him, what he was going to do to him. He gets up, but he feels weak and lightheaded, so he just lies back down again. He mutters out loud, "Where am I? I don't believe I've ever seen this place before."
Meanwhile back in his room, Bulma who's keeping watch over him, hears the words, "Where am I? I don't believe I've ever seen this place before."
Bulma gasps, "Oh my god! Vegeta! You're awake! Vegeta, honey. I'm right here." But Vegeta makes no response and continues to stare up at the ceiling as he always has from last night. Bulma yells out into the hallway, "Guys! Guys! Vegeta's talking! I think he's going to wake up!"
Trunks is the first to run into the room, closely followed by the remaining Son's and Yamcha. Trunks demands, "What's going on?! Is he awake?!"
Bulma says, "He seems to be getting close."
Vegeta gathers his strength and gets up in his strange environment. Vegeta thinks, {I don't understand. One minute Kakarot is torturing me, now I'm in an abnormal black void in the middle of nowhere... What in the world happened?}
Suddenly out of nowhere, a massive blob of light suddenly comes into view. As if it traveled from a different dimension. Vegeta eyes it curiously and slowly steps towards it. The blob turns and notices the little ouji watching it. Suddenly it flies straight at him.
Vegeta yelps, "What the..." but the blob overpowers him and pins him to the ground. Vegeta tries to fight it, but it is too strong. Vegeta growls, "What...is...this thing?!"
The others listen to Vegeta's words with alarm, and Bulma yells at her husband, "Vegeta! What's going on in there?! Tell us!"
Vegeta feels an imminent danger coming from the blob and turns ssj in an attempt to get away from it, but he still can't break free. The blob hisses and leans even closer to Vegeta. He yells, "Get off me you paranormal freak!" But the blob pays no heed. Vegeta can feel an immense heat coming from the light and starts to perspire. As the blob closes in on him, Vegeta tries his hardest to fight, but it seems so futile.
But...all of a sudden, Vegeta hears a familiar, "Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAA!!!!!" and a bluish energy attack knocks the blob off of Vegeta (and singes his clothes), and the blob disintegrates with an anguished, high-pitched shriek.
Vegeta looks up in the direction of the beam and sees.... "Hi Vegeta! Long time no see!" It's Goku! But in Vegeta's mind?!
Vegeta backs away from the larger saiyan, "Y-you! What are you doing here?!"
ChiChi frowns, "Who in the world is he talking to?!"
Goku says, "Well obviously, Veggie, I'm saving your body."
"What the hell are you talking abou-"
But he's cut off when Goku runs up to him and gives him a big jovial hug, "Oh Veggie! I've missed you so much!"
Vegeta turns a deep angry red, "GET OFF ME YOU LOW-LEVEL! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO RESPECT YOUR PRINCE?! QUIT TOUCHING ME! YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP DO YOU?! ALWAYS THE MOST INNAPROPRIATE PLACES!"
The others outside of Vegeta's body have no idea what's going on, but his dialogue is a little suggestive. Actually it's VERY suggestive. Bulma says, "I feel a little lightheaded. I think I should go to bed now. Keep...keep me updated." And she retires to her room.
However ChiChi grabs Vegeta by his shirt and screams in his face, "WHERE'S GOKU?! YOU SAID LOW-LEVEL! NOW TELL ME WHERE IS MY GO-CHAN! YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW!" But Vegeta merely dangles limply in her grasp.
Meanwhile back in Vegeta's mind, Goku finally lets go of Vegeta and says apologetically, "Sorry 'bout that. Staying alone for such a long time can really drive a person crazy!"
Vegeta scowls, "Hmmph! It's too late for that. Now I demand to know what you're doing here! And where is here?! And what the hell was that thing?!"
Goku says rather quickly, "Okay, I'll say the last first. That big blob WAS an undeveloped spirit and if it invaded your body, you would have lost complete control of it, and the spirit would have emerged in your body as a permanently amnesic Vegeta. Second, we are basically stuck in your mind until we can find a way out. And I'm in here because when Kakarot pulled that Mind Weave on you, he sent me along too. But I can't go over to Gohan's mind unless he's under my control. And you don't believe a thing I just told you, do you?"
Vegeta stares at him, struck speechless. Then he shakes it off and says, "You talk as if Kakarot was a separate mind."
"He IS a separate mind! Did you really think I would humiliate myself like that, "Yes sir" this and "Yes sir" that?! Yeah right!"
Vegeta growls, "At least he showed me proper respect!"
"Yeah, he sure did. He kept calling you Goku."
"Shut up! Now I demand to know how you killed that spirit whatcha-makallit! Of course I could have overtaken it, but I want to know how you did it."
Goku rolls his eyes, "It's because Spirit Forms are much stronger than regular bodies." (So Goku can kick Veggie's ass. But he could already do that anyway.)
Vegeta laughs, "Ha! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!"
Goku pouts, "It's true!" But Vegeta just laughs even harder. Goku says, "Well if you don't believe me then...shoot me with your maximum power Final Flash! I won't dodge it. I won't even try to counter it."
Vegeta chuckles, "You and your crazy ideas. I'd annihilate you."
Goku yells, "Vegeta! I'm dead serious!"
Vegeta growls, "Yeah, emphasis on the DEAD part."
The others that are still listening to Vegeta, stare at him with shock and growing fear.
Goku rolls his eyes and says, "Look, what other time will I ask you to do this? This is your only chance EVER."
Vegeta rubs his chin thoughtfully, "Come to think of it...I've never had anyone ask me to kill him before. This could prove rather interesting. And besides, when you die, you'll only be sent back to the Otherworld where you're supposed to be." Then he narrows his eyes at Goku, "But why do you have no desire to live?"
ChiChi screams at Vegeta, "DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY GOKU!"
Goku says, "Just shoot me."
Vegeta grins, "Fine then, prepare to die."
ChiChi starts to strangle Vegeta, "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU MURDERER! I'LL KILL YOU!"
Yamcha struggles to pulls ChiChi off of the subconscious ouji, "ChiChi! Don't! Goku's in there too!"
Meanwhile Goten is shaking Trunks by his shirt, "Trunks! Ya hafta stop him! Ya hafta!"
Trunks yells, "But I don't know how!"
Back in Vegeta's mind, Vegeta turns ssj2 and aims at Goku. But then he notices Goku didn't take the similar form. Vegeta demands, "Aren't you even going to go ssj?"
Goku says simply, "I don't need to."
Vegeta eyes him uneasily. To his egotistical mind, this lowers Goku's chance of surviving to no chance at all. He shakes it off and aims at Goku again , "FINAL.....
ChiChi screams, "GOKU! FIGHT HIM! FIGHT THAT LITTLE CREEP!"
......FLASH!!!!!" A gigantic beam escapes from Vegeta's hands and flies straight at Goku. True to his word, Goku makes no attempt to block it in anyway, much to Vegeta's horror. Goku just closes his eyes and allows the beam to envelop him. A colossal explosion follows, blowing Vegeta away.
After the mushroom cloud subsides, there is only smoke left. Vegeta groans and gets up, his eyes searching for the larger saiyan. He sees no sign of him... Vegeta lets out an enraged scream like one of a wounded animal, shocking everyone listening to him until they are struck dumb.
Yamcha says confusedly, "What exactly just happened?"
Vegeta yells, "YOU STUPID, FUCXING BAKAYARO! HOW DARE YOU DIE ON ME LIKE THAT?! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DODGE IT! I wouldn't have minded killing you in battle when it's honorable, BUT NOT IF YOU DON'T FIGHT BACK! NOW YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOLISH COWARD!...I didn't want you to die...."
ChiChi pales, "Oh my god....He...really did it...." Then she swoons and Yamcha catches her before she falls to the floor.
Goten's eyes begin to well up with tears, "Daddy...why didn't you fight back?"
Suddenly a voice behind Vegeta says adoringly, "Aww...Veggie... I didn't know you cared...."
Vegeta turns around and freezes up when he sees his "long lost" companion standing right behind him, without a scratch on him.......However Goku's clothes weren't as lucky.
Trunks frowns, "Why's my dad's face turning red like that?"
Vegeta turns away from the butt naked Goku and suppresses the desire to look at his body, "Goku...."
Goku says stunned, "You just called me Goku!"
Vegeta growls, "What am I suppose to call you?! Kakarot?! JUST PUT SOME PANTS ON!"
Now outside of Vegeta's mind, if Bulma and ChiChi haven't had already fainted, they would faint again. Bug time. Yamcha, himself, feels dizzy too, "Y'know guys, um....I'll just take ChiChi up to a spare bedroom and I might go to my house and come back tomorrow....or not." He goes out the door, but forgets to bring ChiChi along and goes into the living room, trying to get a different image in his head.
Trunks, who was pale already, got even paler, "Oh my god! Our dad's are gay!"
Goten gives him a puzzled look and says, "Yeah, my dad's really happy. I don't know about your dad though."
"DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT GAY MEANS?!"
Goten smiles, "Yup! It means really happy!"
Trunks groans at his naive friend, "Goten, it means homosizzical."
"What's homosexual?"
"Homosizzical! Not homosexual! It means that uh... two guys really like each other."
Goten says confusedly, "But we like each other."
"Yeah...but we don't really, really, really, really, really like each other."
"Does that mean we're not friends anymore?"
Trunks yelps, "Of course we're friends! I just mean....oh nevermind. You'll never get it!"
"Get what?"
Trunks gets a headache.
