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Back in the real world... Goten yells excitedly down the stairs, "HEY GUYS! GET UP HERE!"

Trunks hops up next to him and yells, "DAD'S WAKIN' UP!"

Yamcha and ChiChi hurry up the stairs, but they nearly get run over by Bulma bounding up the stairs. Bulma gets up to her son and demands, "Trunks, is he really waking up?! Tell me! Tell me!"

Trunks yelps, "Jeez! Mom, control yourself! Why don't you look for yourself?!"

Bulma nods, "Good idea," and knocks over Goten on the way into the patients' room. Everyone else sweatdrops.

Yamcha says, "Wow, she seems to be excited."

Trunks frowns, "I've never seen her this bad before."

Goten moans, "Owee," and rubs the bruise on his elbow.

Bulma waits next to Vegeta's bedside, bubbling with anxiety. Vegeta stirs and groans. Bulma yells into the hall, "Come on you guys! He's getting up!" Vegeta finally opens his eyes and looks up at the ceiling. Bulma practically jumps on him, "Oh Vegeta! I was so worried about you! My poor, poor dear! You must have been through so much!"

Vegeta yelps, "ACK! GET OFF ME!" And he scrambles out of Bulma's grasp. Vegeta looks around and sees that ChiChi, Yamcha, Trunks, and Goten are there too.

Then he suddenly straitens up and smiles. Then he says with a higher pitched voice, "Hi guys!" Everyone stares at him with shock.

Trunks says, "Wait a minute...Goku?! Is that you?!"

Then Vegeta stops smiling and yells, "GOKU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

ChiChi advances on Vegeta and demands, "Where's Goku?! Tell me right now!"

Vegeta's face changes again, "I'm right here ChiChi." ChiChi stares at him and backs away.

Yamcha hisses to Bulma, "I think Vegeta's gone crazy."

Vegeta yells, "I HEARD THAT!"

Yamcha yelps fearfully, "Sorry Vegeta!"

Vegeta growls menacingly, "You better be. Goku! You still haven't answered me!"

Goku takes over again and exclaims, "I don't know! We were supposed to come back as Gogeta! Something must have happened with the fusion."

Vegeta yells, "I KNEW I SHOULDN'T DONE THAT FUSION! YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO SCREW UP SOMETHING!"

Bulma pipes up, "Does that mean Goku and Vegeta are both in Vegeta's body?!"

"Obviously onna! I thought you would have figured that out by now!"

Bulma yells, "Why you ingrate! I can't believe I was worried about you!"

She is about to smack Vegeta, but Goku yelps, "ACK! Don't hit me!"

Bulma growls, taking her hand back, "Grrgh! You're lucky Goku is in there with you!"

Vegeta demands, "YOU CALL THIS LUCKY?!"

ChiChi asks Bulma, "So does this mean we'll have to share them?"

Both of the saiyans yelp, "WHAT?!"

Bulma conveniently pulls out a time chart, "All right. How about I take them Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays. You can take him Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays."

ChiChi frowns, "No, Fridays aren't good for me. Better switch it. And we can alternate on Sundays."

Bulma shakes hands with ChiChi, "It's a deal." Everyone stares at the two ladies with total disbelief.

Suddenly Krillen rushes into the room, "Everybody! Quick! Kakarot just went on a killing spree! We need to stop him! I tried to stop him, but he just blasted me." He sees Vegeta and says, "Oh good, you're awake. We really need you on this one."

ChiChi adds glumly, "Goku's here too."

Krillen yelps, "What?! I just left him!"

Goku says, "Krillen, I'm right here." Krillen looks around confusedly, but can't see the source of the voice. Goku calls again, "I'm with Vegeta!"

This time Krillen turns and sees it's "Vegeta" talking. He narrows his eyes, "Very funny, Vegeta. Play tricks on me. I don't care." Yamcha hastily signals to Krillen that it's not a trick.

Krillen stares at Vegeta, "It's...not...a trick?"

Vegeta growls, looking away, "Unfortunately no."

Goku says really fast, "I ended up sharing Vegeta's body with him because I got sent over to him when Kakarot put mind control on him and we fuse together so we could share control, but something went wrong happened in the mind control barrier and here we are. And why are you looking at us like that?"

Krillen says in awe, "I've never seen Vegeta's mouth move so fast!" Vegeta and Goku sweatdrop.

Krillen cross-examines Goku in Vegeta's body, but the already peeved prince gets sick of it and shoves Krillen away, "QUIT STARING AT ME, FOOL!"

Krillen says, "Oh yeah, Vegeta's in there too. Sorry 'bout that."

"You better be."

Krillen says, "Boy Goku, just your luck to get stuck in the body of a short grouch."

Vegeta demands, "WHO'RE YOU CALLING SHORT, SHORTY!"

Krillen says defiantly, "Well at least I don't have a bad case of hemorrhoids."

Goku sweatdrops, "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."

Vegeta yells, "WHY YOU LITTLE RUNT! YOU'LL REGRET EVER SAYING THAT!" He attempts to attack Krillen, but his right half won't move. Vegeta yells, "Damn you Goku! Why did you have to get my better half?!"

"I dunno, just lucky I guess. Maybe it's because I'm stronger than you."

"YOU ARE NOT, YOU CHEATER!"

"Cheater?! Vegeta! I don't have control of my body! You call this Spirit Form cheating?!"

"YES, I DO!" Everyone watches the grudge match continue with "Help me Kami" looks on his or her faces.

Then one of the more nosy neighbors, Ms. Baker, passes by the house and looks into the living room window to see what the commotion is about. She peeks in and sees a short, little man arguing with himself, while the others are just standing around and watching.

Ms. Baker shakes her head in disapproval, "Those crazy trillionaires. Always getting high and having wild parties." She sneaks off, still shaking her head.

Krillen finally says, "Uh guys? Kakarot on rampage. Need to save humanity...Remember?"

Vegeta yells, "I DON'T CARE ABOUT HUMANITY! I HAVE MY PRIDE TO DEFEND!"

Everyone in the room, including Goku, yells, "VEGETA! SHUT UP!"