Blue: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Carrie: You know this probably isn't going to be up in time for Thanksgiving, right?
Blue: Will you shut up?
-crickets chirp-
Blue: Where are the muses, Carrie?
Carrie: nervous eye dart I have no idea what you're talking about…
Blue: Carrie! What have you done with my muses woman!
Carrie: I, uh, Blue holds up a rolled up newspaper Okay, okay! I sold them on Ebay!
Blue: You did what!!
Carrie: More like traded them in…
Door bell sounds, Carrie runs for it and sees four large boxes on her doorstep-
From inside box: Blue and Carrie do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, nada, zilch, zip.
Blue: Who'd you get?
Carrie: Otogi, Honda, Shizuka, and Anzu! Since I got Anzu, I also get a complimentary crossbow and laser scope! Release the hounds!
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This is the part where Carrie plays secretary for me!
Crazyrabidfangurl01: -Carrie whacks her with paper fan- Stay in your seat woman! I'll pass out the lemonade when I feel like it!
Miru Amai: I know how ya feel, I feel the same way, only better because it's my story! XP I'm just playing with you.
Cozmic-Gal: Thanks! I'll keep updating!
Kenshinfan21: I hope you like Jou's dad's reaction!
Kumori Sakusha formerly Saelbu: I'll take it that you liked the chapter, ne?
Mandapandabug: No rushing the authors! We love writing but it takes time, so be patient, Blue might get a cramp and start whining.
Celestial Psyche: I'm glad the after talk is funny, I get to write it!
A note, I don't remember what Jou's dad's name is in the Japanese version but I'm pretty sure it's Jonathan in the US version so I'm going with that for now, k? If any one knows what Jou's fathers name is tell me in a review.Make note of the fact that is being a bitch and does not support my page breaks, sorry if that makes things confusing.
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Making Room For New Pairings
Sunday morning
Kaiba slowly woke up taking in his surroundings. 'That's right,' he remembered, 'I'm at Jou's place.'
He was lying on the carpet with his head on the pillow Jou had brought down to the ground with them, spooning up to Katsuya from behind who was still asleep. Their legs were pleasantly tangled and the comforter covering them was warm. Kaiba wished that he could wake up every Sunday like this.
His hands roamed where they would on the blonde's body, only stopping when they came to his hips. 'What's this?' "Looks like my puppy is having a very nice dream right now." Kaiba's palm rubbed up against Jou's half hard arousal through the pajama pants he had on. Jou moaned out wantonly after a particularly drawn out stroke. 'And all while he's asleep…' Kaiba almost laughed at his thought. Jou bit down on his lip before he found his release, the pressure of Seto's hand bringing him around from his sleep.
Jou rolled over and blinked at him, "Did you just get me off while I was asleep?"
Kaiba smirks, "Why yes, yes I think I did. I just palmed you off in your sleep like the horny little teenager you are."
"Impudence!" Jou squawked before throwing the pillow they had been using at him.
Kaiba was about to lean in and kiss Jou but they heard the door open suddenly.
"Katsuya! I'm home where are you kid?" Answered as to who came in.
They heard as a pair of keys were thrown onto the counter and the footsteps of house slippers on the hardwood of the front hall. Jou was on his back looking up at Seto impatiently as Kaiba leaned over him, one hand on Jou's chest to keep him up right.
"There you are- I didn't know you had company," Jou's father says as he walks into the kitchen that adjoins the living room.
Jou gives Kaiba a kick in the knee making the brunet collapse on the carpet next to him. "Hey dad, how was work?" Jou grins and looks at his dad.
Jonathan loosens his tie and looks at the two boys on the floor, the one beside his son is still face down on the floor. "Who's your friend?"
Jou silently thanks all gods that his pants and boxers cover up that mornings 'mess', "Um."
"His name is Um?"
"No! Dad meet Kaiba Seto. Seto meet my dad."
Kaiba raises his hand in acknowledgement from the ground and offers a weak "Hello sir," from the carpet.
"Can I talk to you in the next room Katsuya?"
At this, Kaiba raises his head and gives Jou a look as if he was off to the executioner's chair.
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In Jon's room
"Katsuya, who is that boy?!" his father demanded.
"I just told you! His name is Kaiba Seto, or is that too much to process at once?"
That earned him a sound thump on the head, "Our design team makes commercials for Kaiba Seto, and you are telling me that he was groping MY son in MY apartment!"
"Whoa, hold it there, how come Kaiba's groping me all of the sudden?" Jou was mentally kicking himself for protesting with such a weak lie.
Jon ran a hand through his graying red hair. "I'm no fool, what were you two doing in there?"
"We were just fighting."
Jon pulled his wallet out of his back pocket and took out his driver's license. "Look carefully at my license, it says that I wasn't born yesterday."
Jou rolled his eyes, "I smacked Kaiba in the face with a pillow and he retaliated, would you rather my friend be a sissy and not stick up for himself?"
"No, I guess your right." He ran his hand through his hair again, a bad habit that Jou had picked up on, "I apologize for jumping to conclusions son, tell Seto that too, I'm sure he heard us in here."
Jou left his father's room and breathed a sigh of relief. Kaiba was sitting up on the floor with his eyes following every step he took. He gave his boyfriend a thumbs up signs. Jou plopped down next to him, "My dad bought my story and he wants me to apologize to you for calling you queer."
"Maybe I should be saying sorry to him… he was pretty much on the money."
"Like hell, he'll probably replace your next commercial with footage showing you being gay to spite you if he knew."
Kaiba had a befuddled look across his face. "Commercial puppy?"
"Yeah, my dad is on the advertisement board and makes television commercials for lots of companies here in Domino, yours especially."
"I knew I had seen the name Jounouchi somewhere else before…" He scowled slightly.
"I didn't know your brain doesn't function properly on weekends," Jou muttered.
"You say something?" Insert murderous death glare. "I personally would like to be out of your apartment before your father has time to play 20 Questions with me."
"Good point, so what do you want to do?" Jou asked.
"Well we should probably go and pick up Mokuba from his friends house, then, maybe we'll go to my house and I'll cook breakfast."
This produces a happy twitch from Jou, "Food?"
Kaiba mentally smacked himself for offering his pet food. "Yes I'll feed you. Not only that I will make fresh cooked food, not any frozen crap that Mokuba eats."
If Jou had a tail it would be wagging. "Okay time to go, times a wasting!" Jou was walking across the room towards the hall when Seto stopped him.
"Katsuya?"
"Hnn?"
"You're still in your night clothes," Kaiba stated, pointing to his apparel.
"Oh, then you change out here and I'll go get dressed in my room."
Kaiba was still looking at him, "Remember to clean up what happened this morning."
He loved how Jou looked when he blushed like that. "Will do."
His puppy spared a glance at Seto and giggled, "You are very lucky I don't have a camera."
"And why is that?"
"Your hair… it's… everywhere!" He laughed himself into his room and shut the door behind him.
He starred cross-eyed at his forehead and decided to look in a mirror. He walked to the bathroom and tried to tame his hair. It was sticking up in unnatural ways, or as others call it, the Great Seto Kaiba has bed head!
Kaiba grabbed his overnight bag from next to the couch and pulled out fresh clothes, black jeans and a green shirt, he wondered what Mokuba thought he was doing here at Jou's apartment.
Jou reemerged from his room clad in blue jeans and a bright red pull over. "Can we go get food now?"
"Yes, but we have to get Mokuba and some annoying little friend and drop them off at the arcade first."
"You don't like his friends?" the blonde asked opening the front door.
"Not exactly, I can see through the façade some of those boys put up in order to worm their way into the Kaiba mansion," he told Jou, "Not to mention how blatantly stupid some of them are!"
Katsuya threw an arm around Kaiba as they left the apartment. "I can't believe you of all people are talking about being around people of intelligence when you are dating me!"
Kaiba gave Jou a tender look and a smile, "I didn't say intelligent, and you have quite a bit of potential bottled up inside of you."
Again Jou flushed and gave Kaiba a kiss on the cheek. "I'm still hungry I'll have you know."
Laughter rang out through the silence of the stair well as they descended from the apartment on the seventh and top floor of his apartment. Oblivious they were to the pair of eyes watching them between the cracks of a door with a lens protruding on their way down.
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"Mokuba would you get in the car with your friend!" Kaiba let his head fall onto the steering wheel. He had told Mokuba he would pick him up because he didn't 'think' picking up included waiting for him and his dolt of a friend to emerge, them throwing all their stuff in the back seat only to realize they forgot something in the house, both requesting a different radio station, and then Mokuba asking if he could pick them up again later.
"But Seto! Please!"
"No, call the limo he's a better driver then me and we can spend time together at the mansion," Kaiba told him at a red light.
'Not the pout, not the pout, not the pout, ARGHH! He's pouting!' He slammed his head into the steering wheel this time.
He turned and looked in the backseat, "Kuba, I'll play any game you want later, sound good?"
A devilish grin spread across his younger brother's face, "Anything?"
"Within reason."
"Define 'within reason'."
"Seto, it's a green light," Jou pointed out.
"Thanks Katsuya." He took his foot off the brake and onto the gas.
"Since when have you been on a first name basis with Jou?" Mokuba asked.
"Since when do you care?" Kaiba shot his brother an icy warning glance in the rear view.
Mokuba poked his head between the driver and passenger's seat. "What were you doing last night big brother?"
Kaiba choked a bit, images of him and his puppy curled on a couch innocently kissing and caressing each other came to mind. "Nothing, I just slept over," was all his little brother would get out of him.
"Uh huh, and where did you guys sleep?" Jou instantly picked up on what was trying to be implied.
"Why does it matter?" Jou countered.
"Just curious…"
"We're here, out Kuba," Kaiba ordered.
Seto wondered why Mokuba wanted to go to an arcade when he could have every video game known to man (and a few know to monkey) if he should so request it.
The raven-haired teen waved to them from the curb. "Bye Seto! Have fun doing… stuff. Not that it matters," he added with a wink.
"Good bye Kuba!" Kaiba replied with a roll of his eyes. He stayed to make sure his brother actually went into the arcade as he was known to try and give the elder Kaiba the slip now and then.
"Kuba?" The still anonymous friend asked with a snicker.
Mokuba punched him in the arm, "Yeah, got a problem with it?"
"No. Question."
"Shoot."
"Is your brother gay?"
"Yes."
"Oh."
Mokuba looked to see if Seto was still by the curb. No, he was gone.
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"I think that's about the most humiliating thing my brother has done to me with another human being present."
"It's not all that bad," Jou told him, leaning over to kiss his neck. "And there's always one thing that will make you fell better," he gave a particular harsh nip below Kaiba's ear.
"You're mind is always in the gutter, but just to humor you, what is it that makes you always feel better?"
"Food."
Kaiba laughed hard enough to be threatening to his driving, "I understand, I've detained you from sweet, fluffy pastries long enough."
Kaiba parked his Honda in front of the mansion not bothering to put it in the garage around the side. He opened up the front door for Jou and him to come in.
"So where's the kitchen?"
"It's up the hall, second door on the right," Kaiba told him.
Jou ran excitedly into the kitchen and sat down at the table. "Your house has the coolest kitchen Seto!" The flawless white tiles glinted marvelously along with all the stainless steel appliances in the sun coming through the windows
"There isn't any food yet, you'll have to wait for me to make it puppy," Kaiba told him.
Jou folded his arms and put his head on them and groaned, "But I'm hungry now!"
"Then eat some cereal," he pulled open a cabinet and put on an apron.
Jou rolled his head to the side to admire the view. "No 'Kiss the Cook' apron?"
"I think Mokuba got me one to be funny."
Kaiba rummages around in the fridge for a minute and re emerges with eggs, milk, butter, bread, syrup, and orange juice in tow. The milk, butter, and orange juice he puts on the table. "Katsuya, would you care to get me a medium sized white bowl with a handle on it, and a big wooden mixing bowl? They're in the cabinet next to dish washer."
The blonde got up and started looking for the bowls. He had his head in the cabinet when… 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' Jou slams his head against the inside of the cabinet forgetting where his head was. He removes his cranium and gives Kaiba an annoyed look. "What was that for?"
Kaiba is counting out how many eggs he'll need to use, he looks up, "What was what for?"
"You know perfectly well!" Jou had perfected a 'ticked-off' look from long hours spent in the principal's office. "And pinching my butt would count as something not to do when I'm looking for something."
"Okay."
Jou went back to his search for the requested items and upon finding the white bowl he put it on top of the counter and kept searching for the other. Kaiba took the bowl over to the stove and began cracking eggs. He lit the stove up and sprayed the frying pan he put on the burner with no stick oil. "Katsuya have you found the mixing bowl yet?"
"No, your 'cabinet' as you call it could hold the entire British naval fleet."
"Then it shouldn't be that difficult."
"Found it!"
Pinch. Pinch pinch. "Kaiba, you're doing it again."
"Doing what?"
In Jou's mind, Kaiba had figured out some way to sneak up behind him, grab his posterior, and then go back to beating eggs before he noticed. "Never mind."
He sat back down and watched his boyfriend cook. Jou sat entranced as he took in Kaiba's movements as he cooked the French toast. The brunet carefully stacked eight or nine pieces of toast now covered in powdered sugar on a plate and then added the beat eggs to the pan. "You can come and get some food now. Ow…"
Jou appeared next to him and grabbed a piece of bread that had come fresh off of the stove. "Whaddya do?"
"I got a grease burn," Seto told him showing him his wrist.
"Those can hurt," Jou told him examining the hurt. "I'll make it all better Seto." He took the injured wrist and kissed it softly, "Mmm, you taste good." Jou proceeded to kiss all down Seto's wrist and down to his fingers.
Kaiba was staring wide eyed as his boyfriend did provocative things with his tongue and sucked on his fingers. "I thought… you were… hungry," he told Katsuya through his now labored breathing.
Jou abruptly stopped, "I was, but then I discovered how edible you were."
The blonde pounced on Kaiba forcing him against the counter and kissed him deeply. "You taste so good."
Kaiba now had his hands under Katsuya's ass and turned around so Jou was on the counter. He decided that his puppy's sweatshirt was in the way and removed it leaving Jou with his white t-shirt on. Kaiba was pulled closer to Katsuya by the belt loops of his jeans; it was obvious to Jou how much Seto wanted him at that moment. He slipped from on top of the counter to his knees and started to make short work of the zipper in front of him. Jou found what he had been searching for covered by navy blue boxers. These and the jeans were pulled down to the floor, Kaiba let out a moan as his erection was released. "What are you doing?" He said looking down in only enough time to see that blonde mop of hair descending toward his stiff arousal. Ooo, was all that could pass through his mind. And the nice wet heat around his cock. His hands gripped the counter fiercely for fear he would fall. "You've done this before," Kaiba noticed.
A slight nod of the head from Jou. Kaiba's hand was in his hair as soon as Jou deep throated him. Seto seemed unable to form coherent sentences and just withered under his touches. He also couldn't seem to control his hips and Jou had him pinned against the counter. Jou enjoyed the feelings of dominance doing this gave him. Kaiba suddenly stiffened and let out a raged moan before releasing into Jou's mouth.
Katsuya stood up and wiped away a bit of come that had ran down the side of his mouth, he looked over Kaiba who was now sweating and looked weak in the knees. "You're a great cook."
Kaiba pulled up his pants and leaned against the counter, "I'm glad you approve of my culinary skills," he looked disdainfully at the food, "It's cold."
Jou gave a short laugh, "Like that has ever stopped me before." He gave the food a look and frowned, "But now I'm not hungry."
"You can eat it later puppy, I'll put it in the fridge," Kaiba kissed him on the cheek.
"Maybe I should just eat you again? Hmm?" Katsuya wiggled his eyebrow suggestively. "Can I use your phone?" An abrupt change of subject in Kaiba's opinion.
"As long as you don't make an international call."
"Got it!" He says with thumbs up sign and hops over to the phone in the kitchen, which happens to be nest to the fridge.
Kaiba has gotten used to listening to half of phone conversations when around Katsuya, and the somewhat rude way he talked to people. Surprisingly though, he was very polite.
"I'd like to schedule an appointment for a new patient. Name Kaiba Seto, age 16."
Jou listens patiently.
"Yes I can have his record transferred from his previous doctor."
Katsuya taps his foot on the tile.
"When? When ever is convenient. Can I request he see Dr. Komiyama? He can? Great, Wednesday at 1:00, alright then."
Jou puts the phone back in the cradle and looks to Seto, "Your appointment is at one o'clock on Wednesday!"
"Pardon me for sounding stupid puppy but appointment for what?"
"For your contacts!"
"Why did you make the appointment during school?" Seto asks him.
"So you don't have to miss anything at work," Jou tells him.
"Oh, well thank you."
"And I get to come with," he says grinning like a maniac, a maniac happy to be missing school that is.
"What?! Why?" Kaiba had suspected ulterior motive.
"Because I have to help you with the things to fill out, and you always want someone with you to put contacts in for the first time 'cause they sting like a bitch, and you don't know where it is so I should drive."
Jou said this all very quickly making it very difficult to here just exactly what he said. "Okay I guess."
"Sh-weet! I get to drive!" He proclaimed his victory by running around the kitchen several times and hooting.
"Wait, what else did you say? Katsuya get your ass back here this minute or I'll flay you alive!" Kaiba then started running in pursuit of the deranged teen.
Their chase continued into the hallway and resulted in the breaking of a vase and an expensive picture falling off the wall. Katsuya made to run up the stairs but was hit in the back by Kaiba who had made a diving lunge at him. This sent the both of them into a sprawl and slid across the tile a good fifteen feet or so.
Kaiba took the opportunity and put Katsuya (he's on his stomach) in a half nelson. "Now what else did I agree to in that monologue of yours?"
The front double doors that are approximately eight feet in front of them opens.
"Fighting so soon? I would have given you guys at least a month before the first fight."
"Mokuba. You're lucky that," struggles to keep Jou on the floor, "I don't believe in grounding you. Or that I don't hurt small children." His eyes flash at his friend.
Kaiba momentarily forgets his grip on Jou for a moment and gets slapped in the face. Quite literally. Jou's running up the hall way again.
"Sank you very, very much!" He yells over his shoulder encouraging Kaiba to chase him.
"Mutt I'm going to have you fixed when I catch you." And with that the pursuit continues.
As for Mokuba and nameless friend…
"Is he always like that?"
"Yup," Mokuba hands his friend a twenty.
"What's this for?"
"Hush money."
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Blue: Hi ho!
Carrie: Hi ho!
Honda: It's off to kill Anzu we go!
Otogi: With crossbow in tow!
Shizuka: We go! We go!
Blue: Hi ho!
Carrie: Hi ho!
Everyone: Hi ho! Hi ho!
Random person: walks up to Anzu in greetings Hi ho!
Blue: Now that my Anzu bashing for the… moment… has been satisfied, I loved writing this and I want you all to know that!
Carrie: gets mace Down girl, Honda get the tranquilizer!
Otogi: We'll see you later now that both of the authors are, err… detained! Have a nice night everyone, and remember to play Dungeon Dice Monsters!
Shizuka: Now who needs a tranquilizer…
Blue: escapes for a moment Does any one want me to change the title of this story? I don't remember why I called it this, and if anyone has any ideas put them in a review and I'll consider them. And give the winner a big ol' virtual cookie!
Carrie: You are coming with me… drags Blue into a mental institution
