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Vegeta finishes yelling at his body-sharing escort and cracks his knuckles, ready to fight Kakarot. The ouji growls, "All right. Let's go. I'M GOING TO PERSONALLY KILL FOR DARING TO TURN ME INTO A FREAK SHOW!"

Goku objects, "But Veggie, he didn't know he sent me over to you. Besides, I need my body back!"

"Point taken. I'LL TORTURE HIM INSTEAD! MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!" Everyone sweatdrops.

Goku asks, "Why do I have the feeling you didn't get what I just said?"

Vegeta ignores him and declares, "Now let's go beat that Kakarot into a pulp!" Vegeta tries going out the door, but his right half won't move. "What is it now?!"

Goku says, "I'm not going to fight unless I have MY clothes on!" Everyone falls over anime style, including Vegeta. Goku yells, "You didn't have to drag me down with you!"

Vegeta demands, "WHY DO YOU NEED YOUR CLOTHES?!"

"I'M SICK OF SPANDEX!"

Vegeta yells, "Well you're not going to get it! Do you hear me?! NEVER!"

Gohan smirks, "You didn't have a problem with it the first time."

The small saiyan demands, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING?! WHAT FIRST TIME?!"

Goku nods in agreement, "Yeah, I saw you stole my clothes when I was in Kakarot's body. And you hugged Gohan too," he scratches Vegeta's head in confusion, "I still can't figure out what that was about though."

Vegeta yells, "Stop using my body to reflect your stupid, baka expressions!"

Trunks says, "Actually I accidentally hypnotized Dad to make him think he was Goku." Everyone turns to stare at him and Trunks realizes too late that blabbing about it was not such a good idea.

Vegeta screams, "YOU DID WHAT TO ME?! WHY YOU LITTLE BRAT! YOU ARE SO DEAD! DO YOU HEAR ME! I'LL TAKE THAT LITTLE STUPID HEAD OF YOURS AND SHOVE IT UP- "

Bulma yells sharply, "VEGETA!"

Goku says, "Wait a sec. Trunks, how do you get Vegeta to think he's me?"

Trunks says nervously, looking at the livid expression on his father's face, "Bang two metal things together. You stop it by snapping your fingers."

Vegeta's eyes widen as he realizes what Goku is up to, "Don't you DARE even think about it! You're NOT going to humiliate ME in front of Kakarot! NO WAY!"

Trunks and Goten grin evilly at each other and run towards the kitchen to get pans. Vegeta pounces for them, but Goku trips himself, resulting in both of them falling to the ground and letting the two chibi's out of the angry ouji's grasp. Vegeta yells, "Backstabber!"

The two return with pot covers, but before they can bang them together, Vegeta covers up his ears. Goku gains control of the right hand and pulls the left one down easily. But then Vegeta starts singing, "I can't hear you! I can't hear you! La-lala-lala!"

The others sweatdrop and Goku grimaces in pain. He yells, "God Veggie! I didn't know you're such a terrible singer!"

Vegeta yells, enraged, "WHY YOU-" And the demonic duo see their chance to bang the pots. CLAAANG!

Suddenly Vegeta falls down to his knees, screaming in pain. He pulls his head down to the floor, covering his face and stifling his cries. Trunks and Goten drop the pots in surprise. And everyone looks at Vegeta with alarm. Bulma demands, "Trunks! Is that suppose to happen?!"

Trunks says helplessly, "I don't kno-" His terror is interrupted by another anguished scream, and they turn to see Vegeta's body is glowing yellow. Without warning it grows bigger, earning terrified shrieks from the group.

His whole body changes, it becomes more muscular, all the proportions of the limbs changing. Finally his hair flattens out and parts in different directions. The changes stop and Vegeta's body stops glowing. He lies on the ground in the same position, quivering with pain and groaning. His voice is different too, a higher pitch.

ChiChi cautiously walks up to the body, "Go-Chan? Little ouji? Are you all right?" He doesn't respond, but he starts to get up. When everyone sees his face, they all give a frightened gasp.

Krillen yelps, "Oh my Kami! Goku?!"

The exact replica of Goku looks at everyone in confusion, "What are you guys looking at?"

Trunks and Goten get over the initial shock and both say excitedly, "WOW! That is SO cool! Just like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!"

Bulma stares at Goku, absolutely speechless. She manages to say weakly, "My...V-Chan?...My V-Chan... disappeared..." And then she swoons and falls to the ground. This time Yamcha doesn't catch her. He's too busy staring at Goku along with everyone else.

Goku thinks they're staring at something behind him so he looks too, but he doesn't see anything. He turns back to the group and asks again, "What's the matter with you guys? Why're you looking at us like that?"

ChiChi jumps up to him and begins hugging him. She cries with tear-filled eyes, "Oh Goku! I missed you so much!"

Goku sweatdrops, "But I didn't leave." Then he notices the size difference between him and ChiChi, "Hey ChiChi? Did you shrink?" Everyone falls over anime style.

ChiChi yells, "GOKU! I DIDN'T SHRINK! YOU GREW!"

She points to the mirror in the entranceway and Goku cautiously walks over to it. He peers into the mirror and sees that it reflects the his own regular body. Goku yells, "AACK! WHAT HAPPENED?!"

Krillen says, "That's exactly what we'd like to know."

Goku grabs his head and moans, "I don't understand! I thought that Veggie was suppose to think he's me! Not become me!"

ChiChi says, "Look, don't think about it. You'll give yourself a headache."

Goku yelps, "Wait! Where is Veggie! Veg- I mean Goku! Are you there?!" He gets no answer. Goku begins to shake with anxiety, "Oooh, what have I done? What have I done?! I killed Veggie!"

He turns to Trunks and pleads, "This is reversible, right?! It has to be! We have to get Veggie back!"

Trunks pales, "Uh, I think it is....I hope so....I really, really HOPE so!"

Goku goes back to moaning, guilt clawing at him, "I can't believe it! Veggie didn't deserve this! He didn't want to do this at all! I should have listened to him! Then he'd still be here! OH KAMI! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"

ChiChi shushes him before Goku goes into hysterics, "Go-Chan! Honey...It wasn't your fault. You didn't know what was going to happen. Poor baby, it's not your fault....And besides, no one really liked him anyway."

Goku yells in disbelief, "CHICHI!"

Yamcha says, "Look, we don't have time to worry about this. We need to stop Kakarot. Remember?"

Goku sniffles, "Yeah...But I gotta do one thing before we go."

Krillen asks, "What is it, Goku?"

Goku winces, "I gotta get into my own clothes. Veggie's spandex is too small, and it's riding up my ass!"

Everyone falls over anime style and yells, "GOKU!"