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ChiChi and Bulma stay in Capsule Corps's kitchen, quietly sipping tea. ChiChi says, "So."

Bulma says, "So." Silence.

"So."

"So." More silence.

"So."

"So." And yet more silence.

Out of the blue ChiChi screams, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GO-CHAN?!"

Bulma says, "I'm sure which ever one you're talking about is fine!"

ChiChi cries, "You don't understand! Go-Chan can't stay by himself! He doesn't know how to cook! He can't wash the dishes!"

Bulma asks, "Which one ARE you talking about?"

"My Goku doesn't even remember to pack any extra underwear!"

Bulma suddenly grabs ChiChi by the arms and slaps her in the face, "ChiChi! Snap out of it! It's only been five hours!"

"Only five hours?! ONLY FIVE HOURS?!"

Bulma rolls her eyes, "I'm starting to wonder how you didn't worry to death when Goku was in space for a year."

ChiChi says, "Actually I did. Gohan had to bring me back with the Dragonballs." A very, very large sweatdrop forms on Bulma's head.

Then they suddenly hear the back doorbell ring. ChiChi yells, "Is that them?! Get the door!"

Bulma says, "I really hope it's them." She opens the door and shrieks, "OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED?!"

ChiChi runs next to her and yells, "WHAT HAPPENED?!" But she screams when she sees Goku being carried in by Trunks and Piccolo, "AAAAAAAAIYEEE! MY GO- CHAN?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GO-CHAN?!"

Bulma demands, "Where's everyone else?!"

Trunks says, "Goten was kidnapped and...and everyone else is..."

Piccolo finishes for him, "Dead."

ChiChi pales, "Goten kidnapped...Goku near death...Gohan under control of that freak...WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TOO?!"

Bulma yelps, "Oh my god! Does that mean Vegeta's gone?! No! He can't be!" She breaks into tears.

Trunks says flatly, "Mom...Dad's with Goku, remember?"

Bulma stops, "Oh, right. I forgot." Everyone falls over anime style.

Piccolo demands, "What the hell are you talking about?"

Trunks and the two women look at him uneasily. Trunks scratches the back of his head, "Um...well, um. How do I explain this?"

Suddenly Goku stirs and opens his eyes, catching everyone's attention. ChiChi yelps, "Go-Chan! Oh Go-Chan, are you alright?"

Goku says in a weak voice, "No, but don't worry. I should be fine with a senzu bean."

Bulma says, "I'll go over to Kami's lookout and get some." She leaves the room, heading towards the front yard.

Goku says, "Trunks, why don't you show Piccolo what's going on? I'd do it myself, but I'm too weak to even move my fingers. Besides we should let your father know what happened."

Trunks asks, "Are you sure? My dad's gonna kill you for what happened to his body."

Goku gives him a small smile, "Well he may try, but I don't think he would."

Trunks positions his hand in a snapping position, "Uh, okay. If you're sure."

Piccolo yelps, "Wait! What are you going to do?!" Trunks snaps his fingers, and suddenly the whole room is filled with a blinding light, pierced by Goku's screams. When the light recedes Piccolo sees a smaller body, wearing clothes that are way too big for it. The transformation is over and Vegeta is on his hands and knees, recovering. Piccolo reaches for him, "Son? Son, what happened to you?"

Vegeta looks up, showing his trademark scowl, "What the hell are you doing here?"

Piccolo screams and jumps back from him, "What the hell is going on?!"

"That's what I'd like to know, "Vegeta says, trying to get, but then he promptly falls back down, "oh Kami. Why do I feel like crap?"

Trunks says flatly, "Dad, you look like crap."

Vegeta looks at himself and shrieks, "KAKAROT! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BODY?!"

Goku says, "Um...Veggie, I'm not Kakarot."

Vegeta sits up and glowers, "Right. I forgot."

Goku yawns and says, "Trunks, how bout you explain what happened? I'm too tired." His eyes close, which snap open when Vegeta takes control.

Our little ouji growls, "Dumb baka."

Trunks asks, "Is he asleep?"

"Yes, and his snoring is like a chainsaw in my head."