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The next morning Vegeta wakes up from his sleep, and groggily wonders, {Was that all a bad dream? It had to be. Never in a million light years would I be sharing my body with that blast goon.} In the dim light, he sees a woman in bed next to him and shakes her awake, "Onna, fix me some breakfast."

The lump under the quilt says, "Fix your own breakfast," obviously very grumpy and very tired.

Vegeta growls, "Damn you, onna! Fix me some breakfast! I'm hungry!"

The woman gets up angrily and yells, "Since when did you start calling me, onna?!" She gets a good look at Vegeta, and Vegeta gets a good look at her. Nearly five miles away, two horrified screams pierce the dewy morning. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Later that morning, Trunks flies over to the Son residence, feeling much better after his hurl-a-thon the previous day. He invites himself inside the house yelling, "Goku! I'm here!" But once he gets in the kitchen, he quickly surveys the scene, noticing things are not well.

ChiChi is sulking at one end of the kitchen table, and his father at the other end of the table, eating cold cereal. And they're glaring at each other very hard, as if accusing each other for some great misdeed.

Trunks says nervously, "Uh...good morning." They don't answer. Obviously they are not having a good morning. Trunks runs to the cupboards and gets some pots, "Sorry Dad, but we gotta go and save Goten." He bangs the pots together, but it has no effect whatsoever on Vegeta.

ChiChi says flatly, "Your father's wearing earplugs, and there's no way he's going to take them out." Vegeta's smile spells sick satisfaction on his face.

Trunks however gets an idea and he writes something down on a piece of paper. He shows it to Vegeta, who clutches at his heart like he's going to have a cardiac arrest. The paper reads, 'Piccolo had sex with Mom.'

Vegeta gets up angrily and yells, "YOU BETTER EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT NOW, YOU BRAT!" Trunks writes down 'Proof' onto the paper and brings a CD player out of his trusty backpack and pops a CD in. Vegeta, of course, can't hear it, so he takes out his earplugs to listen.

At that moment ChiChi bangs the pots right behind him. Before Vegeta transforms, he yells, "Trunks! You traitor! How could you?!" But then he turns into Goku, once again. Goku, however, still seems to be sleeping.

Trunks frowns, "Dad's right. His snoring is like a chainsaw."

ChiChi says, "Really? I don't notice it."

Trunks says, "Uh...rrright."

ChiChi gently slaps Goku awake, "Go-Chan, honey. Time to save Goten." He snorts loudly, but then falls back asleep. By now ChiChi loses her patience, "GOKU! WAKE UP, DAMMIT!"

Goku opens his eyes and smiles, "Oh, hi ChiChi." He yawns, "When's breakfast?"