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Gohan and Trunks watch each other in silence as Trunks gets ready to hypnotize Gohan. Both of them have queasy stomachs as Goku helps set up the room for them. Goku says, "Okay guys. We can put the patient couch over to the left, if you want it there and-"

Gohan says, "Dad, it's okay. Just calm down."

Goku sighs, "I just don't want anything to happen to you because of me. I really don't want to do this to you, Gohan."

Gohan smiles, "Don't worry, Dad. I actually think that this could be an enlightening father-son experience."

Goku says, "Well, that's one way to put it," remembering his "wonderful" time with Vegeta. "We better get this done soon though. Or Veggie's gonna be pretty cranky when he gets control back."

Trunks says confidently, "Don't worry, I got it covered."

Goku smiles, "Alright, it's all up to you now. Be seeing ya." He salutes them and closes the door, leaving the two alone.

Trunks thinks, {Oh man! What if I do anything wrong? I'm only a kid! How do they expect me to do this?!}

Gohan twiddles his fingers nervously and thinks, {Does he really know what he's doing?}

Trunks says, "So."

"So."

"Um."

"Yeah."

Silence.

Gohan asks, "Don't you think you better get started?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah."

Silence.

Gohan yells, "Would you start already?!"

Trunks yelps, "Yessir!" He takes out his gold chain and starts swinging it in front of Gohan's eyes. "Watch the coin. It goes back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth." Gohan's eyes slowly rock as his pupils follow the coin. "On the count of three you will fall asleep. One. Two. Three!" And sure enough, Gohan's chin drops onto his chest as he dozes off.

Trunks thinks, {Good... now what?} "Um... Okay, when you hear the name, Son Goku, you will become your father. Repeat."

"When I hear the name, Son Goku, I will become Dad."

"Good, and when you hear the name, Son Gohan, you will turn back into yourself. Repeat."

"When I hear the name, Son Gohan, I will turn back into myself."

Trunks smiles, "Good..." He smiles sneakily, {Now for some fun.} "The next time you see Mirai Trunks... you will give him a NICE, BIG kiss. Repeat."

"The hell I won't!"

Trunks yelps, "What?!" He stares at Gohan, unnerved, "Ooookay... forget that then. You will wake up at the count of three. When you wake up you will remember everything I told you when I was hypnotizing you. One. Two. Three!"

Gohan's eyes snap open and glares at Trunks, "So you want me to kiss Mirai Trunks, huh?"

Trunks yells, "No! I can explain!"

Gohan stands up and yells, "Oh can you! You little brat!"

Trunks shrieks, "AH! SON GOKU! SON GOKU!" Gohan gasps and brings his hands to his head, shaking mildly. Trunks says, "Hey, Gohan? Are you okay?"

Gohan looks at him confused, "Trunks, who are you talking to? I don't see Gohan here."

Trunks sighs a breath of relief, "Oh right...Goku, my mistake."

Gohan's stomach growls, and he grins sheepishly, "Uh.. Trunks? Can I go up down to the kitchen? I'm starving!"

Trunks quickly blocks the door, "NO! I'm mean no. I don't think that would be a good idea."

Gohan frowns, "What? Why not?"

Trunks sweats nervously, "Because... because..."

Suddenly the door opens up and slams Trunks against the wall. Goku pops in and says, "Hey, I heard someone calling my name. Do you guys need help?"

Gohan stares at Goku silently, "..........................Oh hi, Veggie!"

Goku yelps, "Veggie?!"

Gohan rolls his eyes, "Alright, alright, Vegeta. Jeez, I thought you were used to that nickname already." He walks past a completely stunned Goku and says, "I'll see you later, Vegeta."

Goku stares at Gohan as he walks down to the kitchen, and it clicks, "He's been hypnotized! Whoa!......Where's Trunks?" He looks back into the room, not finding anyone there. Suddenly he hears a low moan coming from behind the door, and closes the door to see Trunks flattened up against the wall. Goku yelps, "Trunks! Are you okay?!"

Trunks moans and falls down onto the ground, passing out. Goku winces, "I didn't do that to him, did I? Oh jeez, sorry Trunks." He picks up the small boy and puts him on the patient couch to rest. Then he runs off after Gohan, before he can cause too much trouble.

Goku finds Gohan in the kitchen along with Goten eating some noodles and the like from the fridge. Gohan looks up from his bowl and smiles, "Hey, Vegeta." Goten giggles, but plays along. "Hope you don't mind, but we're just helping ourselves to some lunch."

Goku shrugs, "Well, I don't mind."

Gohan nods, "Okay, thanks." He starts eating again, but then he looks up at Goku suspiciously, "You're acting a little strange, Vegeta. You know, nicer than usual."

Goku says, "Well, I...Would you rather have me not let you have any food?!"

Gohan shrugs, "Alright, you don't need to get so uptight about it."

Goku folds his arms and says, "Shut up! I'm the saiyajin no ouji and I can do whatever I please, so I can.... let you eat my food," he finishes not very convincingly. Goku frowns, {Argh, I am so bad at this.}

Gohan just gives his father a worried look, "Um, okay. Whatever you say, Vegeta."

Just then Piccolo comes into the kitchen and demands, "Okay, who's going to use the gravity room next?"

At this Gohan chokes on a piece of meat, and Goten has to slap him on the back to get him to cough it up. Gohan yelps, "You let Piccolo use the gravity room?! No fair! I want a turn!"

Goku frowns, "No. I'm not letting anyone use my gravity room! Piccolo don't go near it again or...um... I will kill you."

Piccolo yelps, "What?!"

Gohan stares at Goku, "Is it just me, or are you having a hard time acting like yourself?"

Goku thinks, {Oh come on! I'm in Vegeta's body for crying out loud! I should be able to do better than this!}

Suddenly Bulma comes into the kitchen and says, "So this is where everybody is." She waves Gohan over and says, "Come on, I need your help in the lab."

Gohan nods, "Okay, Bulma. I'll help," and he follows Bulma out of the kitchen.

Goku yelps, "ACK! WAIT!" and runs after them.

Bulma turns back to her friend, "What is it?"

Goku says, "Uh....I need you to please fix the gravity room."

Gohan yelps, "Please?!"

Goku glares at him and pulls Bulma into a separate room. Bulma demands, "Goku, what's the matter?!"

Goku says, "Actually, it's Vegeta."

"What?!"

"Gohan's hypnotized into thinking he's me. And Trunks passed out without telling anyone else what the trigger is. So I need to go over to Korin's tower and get some senzu beans. Meanwhile, you can't let Gohan out of the house. And keep playing along with him." Goku runs out of the room and towards the front door.

Bulma walks back out of the room to Gohan, who's still waiting in the hall. Gohan asks, "Hey, where did Vegeta go?"

Bulma says, "Oh. Vegeta? I asked him to get something." Gohan stares at her. "I mean, he ran off somewhere and I don't know where he is."

"Okay, if you say so." Gohan asks, "So what did you want me for anyway?"

Bulma smiles, "Oh it was nothing, really. I'll get one of the bots to do it." Gohan suddenly feels something in his gut and winces. Bulma asks, "Goh- Goku, are you okay?"

Gohan nods, "Yeah, I'm fi- AAAGH!!!" He falls to his knees and clutches at his stomach. "Something's attacking me!...From inside!"

Bulma demands, "What, where?!"

"My stomach."

Bulma says flatly, "Goku, you have a stomachache."

Gohan blinks, "A what?"

"It's when you eat too much food."

Gohan says, "Oh right, ChiChi warned me about those. I never thought I'd get one. OW!" He looks up at Bulma pitifully, "Am I going to die?"

Bulma laughs, "Of course not, silly! Come with me." She walks down the hall a little bit and goes into the bathroom, with Gohan trailing behind. Bulma points to the sink mirror and says, "There's our medicine cabinet. There's some beige colored pills inside, that will help with your stomach." Gohan opens up the cabinet and grabs a bottle, popping a pill into his mouth. Bulma asks, "Feel better?"

Gohan says in surprise, "I feel great! Could I have more of these? They taste good!"

Bulma frowns, "Well, it's an herbal remedy so I guess it's okay to have more, but why do you think-" Her eyes widen as Gohan dumps the entire content of the bottle down his throat.

Gohan gulps them down and grins, "Gee, thanks Bulma! Bulma, I like the sound of that, Bulma. Bulma, Bulma, Bulma! Be Bidi Bulma! Bulma Bidi Be! Anyway, see ya!" Gohan runs through the door, the_actual_door, leaving a hole in the shape of his body and runs down the stairs at top speed.

Bulma stares at his energy trail, wide eyed, "Those couldn't possibility be herbal pills." She sees the empty bottle on the ground and reads the label. Then she shrieks, "Dear Kami! These aren't herbal pills! They're concentrated sugar capsules!" She screams out the door, "GOKU! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE BEIGE-WHITE PILLS! NOT THE BEIGE-CREAM PILLS!" But Gohan doesn't seem to hear her. She groans and starts running after him, "GOKU, COME BACK!"

Piccolo says, "You're late," as Bulma races past him in the hall.

Bulma turns on him and demands, "What?!"

Piccolo points to the open front door and says, "He just flew off a little while ago."

Bulma shrieks, "AAAAIEE!!! I have to go after him!!!" She runs out to the front yard, opening a hovercraft capsule, and goes off in search of Gohan.

Meanwhile back in the house, Gohan walks up to Piccolo and asks, "Hey, where did Bulma go?"

"She went to look for Goku."

Gohan frowns at him, "But I'm right here."

Piccolo looks at him, "Oh, okay." Then he does a double take, "You're Goku?!"

"Um... I think so, let me check." Gohan runs to the bathroom, looks in mirror, and runs back, taking a total time of 0.0000001 seconds. "Yeah, it's me! Why? Did you think I was Kakarot or Vegeta, or even Gohan?!" Gohan starts laughing, but Piccolo just looks at him in horror.

Piccolo points to the door, "I'm going to go after Bulma. Now stay in the house and don't you dare leave!" Then he goes off to look for the confused scientist.

Gohan waves, "See ya later, Piccolo!.....Wonder what got into him though." He turns away, but then a sneaky smile comes to his face. "Vegeta's gone, Bulma's gone, Piccolo's gone, which means only one thing.... Time to go into the gravity room!"

He runs over to the GR and looks inside to see that it's unoccupied, "Cool!... But should I really be doing this? Vegeta said not to use it...." He shrugs, "Well what he doesn't know won't hurt him." He closes the door and fiddles with the dial. "-1 to 8000. -1000 to 800! Wow! If I move them fast I can feel my stomach flip!"

Then he spins the dial all the way and accidentally breaks it. Suddenly he slams against the ground unable to move at all. He uses all of his strength to look up at the dial to see it's stuck on 10,000. He sighs, "I'm in trouble."

An hour later, Gohan has managed to crawl to the door and release the room from the gravity change. Gohan says, "Man, I am never going to go above 1,000 ever again." He stands up, but the moment he makes his first step, he rockets up to the ceiling and hits his head. "OUCH!" Then he sees how high he can bounce. "Whoa! Awesome!" He bounces up and down, and up and down, and up and down.

Goten happens to walk by, so he stops to stare at Gohan, "What are you doing?"

"Um, just bouncing. Want to join me? It's fun!"

Goten laughs, "Okay! How?"

Gohan says, "Just go into the gravity room for an hour. But warn me, if 10,000's too much for you."

Yet another hour later, the effects of the GR haven't worn off on Gohan yet, and Goten also joined him in bouncing all over the house. Goten laughs, "This is so fun!" As the two demi-saiyajins race around Capsule Corps.

Gohan smiles, "It sure is. Hmmm. Sure. I wonder why it sounds like shur, but spelt like soor. Shur. Soor. Shur. Soor. I think soor sounds a whole lot better than shur, don't you? Soor. Soor. Soor. Soor. I'm going to say soor from now on!"

Goten giggles, "You're silly!"

Gohan says, "I'm not silly! Clowns are silly! So I'll be a clown! And the first thing clowns need are pies! Follow me!" They bounce over to the kitchen where they find a stash of meringue pies in the one of the fridges. He suppresses a sneaky grin and picks out two. As soon as Goten bounces into the kitchen, Gohan pies him in the face.

Goten looks at him in disbelief, then also grabs a couple pies and chucks them over at Gohan. Gohan stares at him stunned, but then the two suddenly burst into fits of laughter. That's the start of the pie fight. The kitchen turns into a total war zone, as pies are tosses, left to right, up to down, and every other direction you can think of.

Suddenly Goten perks up, "You know, you don't really look like a clown..."

Gohan stops the pie war and frowns, "Hey, you're right. Where would I be able to get some clothes though?"

Goten points to Gohan's watch and says, "That thingy on your wrist has clothes."

Gohan says in surprise, "Really?" then notices the watch on his wrist, "Whoa, how did that get there? I never wore a watch before." He presses the red button, and the Great Saiyaman outfit digitizes itself onto Gohan. Gohan exclaims, "Wow! These are perfect! These are exactly what clowns would wear!"

Goten sweatdrops, "But-"

Gohan says, "Come on! Let's go find some clown make up!"

"Okay!" They bounce all over the house looking for makeup, tearing up the house and making an overall mess. Finally they both bounce into Bulma's room. Goten smiles, "Hey! There's some make up in there," pointing to Bulma's make up set.

Gohan says, "Cool. Okay, Goten, put this stuff on for me."

Goten grins and takes up a stick of lipstick in his hand and a powder puff in the other. Unfortunately he goes a little overboard with the two, making Gohan look more like a Picasso than a clown. Goten chirps, "All done!"

Gohan looks in a mirror and yelps, "Yikes! Is this what clowns really look like?!"

Goten pouts, "I tried my best."

Gohan smiles and ruffles Goten's hair, "And you did a great job." Suddenly their ears perk as they hear the front door opening.

Gohan whispers, "I think Vegeta's back. Let's pie him!" Goten nods excitedly with a mischievous smile on his face. They race to the kitchen and hide behind the counter, waiting for "Vegeta" to show up. They hear the door creak, and throw the pastries at him, "Eat pie Vegeta!"

That's when the two see... Piccolo totally covered with pie. Goten says, "Um... that ain't Uncle Veggie."

Gohan laughs, "It's close enough!"

Piccolo yells, "You goddamn punks! I'll get you!" But he's totally blinded by the meringue pie, and he can't see the two.

Gohan says, "Just try and hit us!" Piccolo growls angrily and scoops some pies up from the counter, throwing them at wherever he hears Gohan and Goten mocking him.

Goten zips behind Piccolo and pokes him, "Here I am, Mr. Piccolo!" Piccolo throws a pie behind him only to hit the fridge.

Gohan yells from on top of the counter, "Hey Piccolo!" He zips away and a pie hurls at the cabinet.

Goten yells, "Over here!"

"No! Here!"

"Woops, ya missed!"

"Try here!"

"Maybe over here?"

"Nope! Missed again!"

"Hey! I'm back from-" This time Piccolo's aim is true.

Piccolo yells triumphantly, "HA! I got you, you punk!"

Gohan laughs, "Piccolo! You didn't get either of us! You hit Vegeta! Oh this is too perfect! Ha ha!"

Piccolo yelps, "Vegeta?!" Sure enough, when he manages to wipe away the goo from his face, he sees a very annoyed Goku at the door, with apple filling dripping down his face.

Goku grits his teeth and demands, "What did you do that for, eh, Piccolo?"

Piccolo says quickly, "Well I was, they were...uh.. Oh nevermind. Blast me if you want to."

Goten says, "Yeah! Blast him! Use Final Flash!"

Goku says, "Blasting doesn't sound like such a bad idea." He picks up two pies and hurls them at Gohan and Goten's faces.

Piccolo sighs a breath of relief, "I knew you would believe me." But Goku throws another pie, hitting Piccolo square in the face. Goku laughs, "Now you all got pied!" but then he notices that all three had pies in their hands. "Uh-oh. AAAAAHH!" Goku runs out of the kitchen with Piccolo, Gohan and Goten at his heels, throwing pies and generally missing.

The light-footed demi-saiyajins soon overtake their father, but Goku skids to a stop at a corner, and Gohan and Goten go plowing into the wall. Gohan quickly recovers and keeps running after Goku, running into wall after wall after wall. However Goten decides to "take a nap" after his first crash.

After many corners and close calls, Goku sees that Piccolo is the only one that's close to him. He looks up ahead, when he suddenly sees Bulma standing right in front of him. He yelps and skids to a stop. Piccolo see her and follows Goku's lead.

Bulma glares at them in fury and screams loud enough to wake the dead, "WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS?!" And the whole house truly is a mess. Walls are crumbling, furniture overturned, things all over the floor emptied from drawers, the gravity room broken, and there is pie everywhere.

That's when Gohan brings up the rear. "Watch out!" He tries skidding to a stop, but his momentum is too great, and he trips and starts sliding straight for Bulma. "AAAAHH!"

However Goku and Piccolo quietly step out of Gohan's way, and he slides straight into Bulma, knocking her head over heels, and crashing into the wall behind her, obliterating it.

Bulma moans and gets up from the floor, rubbing a bump on her head. She walks over to Gohan, who looks up at her from the floor, grinning sheepishly. Her blood boils, and she starts her ultimate attack, the Sonic Boom. "DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A MESS YOU MADE?! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PICK UP, FIX AND CLEAN EVERY DAMN THING IN THIS HOUSE-" etc. etc. etc.

Goku and Gohan cup up their ears, before they got the full impact, but Piccolo wasn't so lucky. Bulma's screaming hit him full force, and he huddles over in pain, screaming, "AAAH!" But his voice is lost in Bulma's yelling.

"-AND I HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH VEGETA BREAKING THE GRAVITY ROOM! I DON'T NEED YOU TO HELP HIM! AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT WILL COST TO REPAIR EVERYTHING?! YOU'RE GOING TO WORK YOUR BUTT OFF UNTIL YOU PAY FOR EVERYTHING! COMPRENDE?!"

Finally Bulma stops screaming.only to notice the bit of red on Gohan's face, hiding under his hand. She stiffens and says slowly, "Is that makeup? MY makeup?" Gohan shakes his head vigorously, allowing Bulma to see the passion red lipstick even better. She screams, "HOW DARE YOU GO INTO MY ROOM! HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING THROUGH MY THINGS! ESPECIALLY MY SPECIAL EDITION 'A VOS CHATS' MAKEUP SET VEGETA GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY!"

Gohan turns to look at Goku, who just sweatdrops and shrugs. Bulma clenches her fists in anger and charges at Gohan, "I'LL MAKE YOU PAY, SON GOHAN!"

Gohan twinges a bit, and screams as Bulma literally jumps on top of him and attempts to beat him up. He says desperately, "Bulma! Get off! I'm sorry! Dad, help!"

Goku's eyes widen, "Gohan?"

Gohan yells, "No kidding! Get Bulma off of me!" Goku quickly grabs Bulma by the waist, lifting her off of his son. Gohan jumps up from the ground, and says with relief, "Thanks Dad. I gotta go wash this stuff off of my face!"

He runs off towards the nearest bathroom, and Bulma screams, "HEY! COME BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" but he's already gone. Bulma sighs, "You can let go of me now, Goku. I'm calm."

Goku nods and gently lets her down to her feet. Then he asks, "What do you think happened, Bulma?"

Bulma says, "I guess he regained his senses and went back to being Gohan." She scowls and clenches a fist, "But he still has to pay for ruining my house!"

Goku whispers to Piccolo, "Boy, he's sure going to get it later. Right, Piccolo?" Piccolo doesn't even respond. Not even a nod of acknowledgement. Goku cocks his head and frowns, "Strange. Hellooo. Earth to Piccolo. Are you there?" Still no response. Goku suddenly yells, "Piccolo! Can you hear me?!" But Piccolo doesn't even flinch. Goku turns to Bulma and says accusingly, "Now look at what you did! You made him deaf!"

Bulma laughs, "Oh come on. My voice couldn't possibly do that!"

Goku sweatdrops, and scratches the back of his head, "Well, Piccolo does have sensitive ears."

Bulma yells, "Then I'll just prove you wrong!" She stands next to the green giant and says, "Hey, Piccolo. You can hear me, right?" Yet again, no response. She narrows her eyes, "Piccolo, this isn't funny."

"You know Piccolo isn't much of a joker."

Bulma ignores him and yells, "Piccolo!" But still no response. Then Bulma screams at the top of her lungs, "PICCOLO!!! ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW!!!"

Piccolo looks in their direction and asks, "What did you say Goku? I couldn't catch it."